The_Ninja_DM's Carrion Crown
Game Master Spiral_Ninja

Sense motive: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1 nope...

Gkirkhan grins at the wizard.

"Okay."

He walks up to the skeleton and the book and proceeds to pulverize the two.

Power Attack: 2 hands!
Attack1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 1 = 7 Wow... Dm You wanna describe that snafu?
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Attack1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 1 = 15 better...
Damage 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2) + 10 = 16
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Attack1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 1 = 15
Damage 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14
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Attack1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 1 = 15
Damage 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 6) + 10 = 22

"All yours"

If I need to explain myself, I will, but I'm hoping the players will find this at least slightly humorous, even if their characters are furious.

Gkirkhan walks calmly up to the skeleton and takes a mighty swing...and punches straight through the wall before thoroughly pulverising the skeletal remains of poor Father Charlatan and his journal.

Well, at least now I don't have to write any entries for it...

There's a bookloving wizard. Don't count out a few MENDING or even MAKE WHOLE spells.
She grins at that, at least.
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21

@Evangline: As Gkirkhan smashes the skeletal remains to powder, you hear a faint, soft sound of jingling chains. Centered on Gkirkhan.

"Gkirkan, I'm taking away your library card you bibliophobe."

that was funny

If you gotta make a 20, then Gkirkhan won't be making it.
Perception: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (15) - 2 = 13

@ spoiler: Dammit...

Gkirkhan, give me a will save. Target is 15.

It's okay you've got like a... 15% chance of making this.

Will: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (18) - 2 = 16

0_o

Gkirkhan, you felt a brief chill, almost as if chains had wrapped around you, then fell cleanly to the floor.

Gkirkhan looks confused for a moment before his eyes widen in shock and horror. He starts moving to break free, but as soon as the feeling comes, it leaves.

"As soon as we're done, we need to burn this place and make sure it isn't half-assed this time."

"I though I heard chains on Gkirkhan"

"Yes Gkirkhan, you have it right. As soon as we have finished our business here, we shall burn this place down. We can't allow this blasphemous ruin to threaten this town in the future. "

Well... The Sarenites believe that fire is the greatest purifier IIRC.

When I played this we consecrated the place and made it a fortress, lol.
We examine the cells in T4 headed to T4b.

I need two things.

1: marching order as you leave the room.

2. Which corridor are you using? The one with T4 printed on it or the one without?

With the T4. I'll go first, but I'll let Gkirkhan or Que pass me, if they will. Technically the light-weasel is up front. Take point little buddy!

As a player I hate to split the party but Vertielle would have the group split into two fireteams down the two corridors- Gkirkhan, Vertielle; Que, Eva, Wood; and meet up around T3 at the end of the hall and turn right. I'm guessing someone shouts down that theory.

Why don't you humans take the godchild down that corridor? We'll meet at the end. I doubt the prisoners had anything of value, but guards may have entered the room, or there may be clues of a sort- I'd rather not miss a cell, and I'd rather not spend any longer here doubling back. We won't even all fit abreast in these hallways.

Gkirkhan's first, and I believe that the half-orc is now normal size by now.

As many times as Wood has been the subject of melee attacks, he feels splitting up only increases the odds.

Gkirkan reminded me of this scene when he smashed the book===> Link

The corridors are 10' wide.

Who is last out of the cell?

Who is taking which corridor?

The one with the T4 label. Don't know about everyone else though.

Que leads Eva and Wood down the other corridor then, always on guard.

perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Those of you in the T4 corridor, Perception checks, please.

Perception: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
I'm also currently detecting magic.

The first thing either of you notice is doors in front of you swinging open as two skeletons step out. Vertielle, you also hear the same sound from behind you.

At this point you are in the square under the T. The skeletons are coming from cells 1, 3 5, & 7, counting down from the cell south of T4b. Remember, these are 10' squares.

@Group Que: You are at the square across from T4 in the other corridor. I will need perception rolls from you to notice anything odd.

"Damn. Don't suppose you have any spells to make me hit more?"

Gkirkhan, with hammer in hand, sets his feet and motions for the bard to get behind him. He holds his attack though, waiting for the opportunity to strike.

Inish: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Readying to hit the first skeleton that gets in range, hard.
Power Attack: 2 hands
Attack: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 - 1 = 11
Damage: 1d8 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

Vertielle, I need your intiative, please.

Init_Skeletons: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Initiatives:
Gkirkhan (15)
Skeletons (8)

@Group Que: You are at the square across from T4 in the other corridor. I will need perception rolls from you to notice anything odd.

Does the roll I made in that post count?

Que leads Eva and Wood down the other corridor then, always on guard.

perception:

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17

Yes. You hear Gkirkhan speaking from the other corridor.

Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
There'll be no hiding behind you in this fight, my friend, she says with a casual calmness as she draws her whip.
Remember to bludgeon, near the spine is best. Mayhap the ribs. Their fingers are as claws now, be wary of them.
Activate Naturalist, +1 on attack and AC against skeletons.

Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

"Protect my back then."

Gkirkhan gives the bard a wicked grin as he shifts his stance a little.

"Sounds like they found something, let's go."
Wood follows Que, she seems to know her way around.

Que, Wood, I need your initative rolls.

Evangline, Que, Wood, it wil take you two rounds to reach the fight. I'l need new perception rolls from you three during the second round.

Initiative order:
Vertielle (20)
Gkirkhan (15)
Evangline (11)
Skeletons (8)

Round 1:
Gkirkhan & Vertielle hold their ground as the skeletons move up to them.

Gkirkhan takes the AoO and destroys one of his two.

[ooc=edit]I can spell skeletons, really[/ooc]

INIT 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
"Get em Gkirkan, hit them like they are a book."

The half-elf grins wickedly. Crunch.

initiative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

Noticing the sound of combat coming from the other corridor, she mentions her comrades to follow her and rushes to where she hears the sounds.

Initiative order:
Vertielle (20)
Gkirkhan (15)
Que (14)
Evangline (11)
Skeletons (8)

End of round 1 Que's group arrives at the north end of the corridor to see a fight in progress in a misty corridor.

Eva, Que, Wood, perception checks along with your actions.

PER 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
WILL 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

For Perception, please see my last post

Ok, cool.

Eva, Que, and Wood: as you round the end of that set of cells you also hear the sound of a pipe and the flapping of ghostly wings.

Wood, there's something -familiar- about that tune.

Gkirkhan and Vertielle, this round give me Perception checks please.

Victim: 1d5 ⇒ 2

Gkirkhan, this place hates you; will save, please.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Poor Gkirkhan.

If at first you don't succeed, the bard will help.