The Goblin Games/We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master Wolfwaker

Goblin mayhem!


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge reaches inside herself and taps into the strange magic that gives her luck. She grins widely as she swings at a dog.

dogslicer slice: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
slice damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Crossbow Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Twitchy is sad. Her crossbow bolt likely misses the dog.

"Attack, Fluffer!"

Fluffer Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8

Fluffer does not like to see Twitchy sad. Fluffer bites the dog. Yummy puppy!

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The vulture, not content to wait for a dog to die, just rips into one with its terrible beak and drops it in its tracks. The big dog, bruised and bloodied, turns tail and runs away, with the remaining two following its lead.

FF and Gurp can still take a normal attack and everyone can take a parting AoO if they want.


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Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

"Die foul dogses!!!" Flamefinger cries as he unleashes a stream of flames towards one of the dogs.

elemental ray: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

1d6 ⇒ 1

"Damn! My mojo hit goods, but dogses is tough! I hate dogses!"


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

While Twitchy is loading her crossbow for one final shot on the fleeing dogs, Fluffer takes an Attack of Opportunity on the fleeing dogs.

Beak Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Alas, those dogs are moving QUICKLY.

Let me know if they are still in range after Gurp's turn? That big dog looks like he would be good trail rations.


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Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Gurp's face twists into a snarl after seeing what the dogs did to Squishy. "NASTY DEVIL DOGS! YOU NO RUN FROM WRATH OF SWAMP!" He lets a bullet loose after them.

Sling Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
Sling Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Well, darn.


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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

But I raged and its over. Oh no I becoming the bardbarian from the game I am GMing. Anytime he would rage or start or start to sing for the buffs the fight would end.

No You Must Die! Ronk screams as he swings at the fleeing mutts.

angry bonking: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
OH thank you for your forgiveness Dice Roller. We do not know what We did to anger you, if you tell Us we will not do it again. As a token of affection We offer this hopefully dead doggie.

damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10


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Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

Flamefinger looks at the glowing dog slicer in his hand. "Ronk have me this to be gobo hero. Be a gobo hero Flamefinger will!" With a burning roar, Flamefinger swings wildly with a weapon he has never even held before today.

+1 dog slicer: 1d20 - 5 ⇒ (5) - 5 = 0

Letting the excitement of becoming a goblin hero blind his judgement, Flamefinger swung far to wide.


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

"Dumb dogs not go nowhere!" Medge casts Sleep on the big dog.

Oh simple bloodthirsty Medge. Will save 13 or goodnight doggies


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

"Get them, Medge!"


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Male Goblin Elemental Sorcerer 1 | HP 7 | AC 13 | T 13 | FF 11 | CMD 9 | F +0 | R +2 | W +1 | Init +2 | Per +8 (+10 if hearing)

"Medgeness has mojo too?! And it's like Flamefingers, not Gurps wierd swamp mojo! Flamefinger must keep Medgeness as close ally!" Flamefinger looks at his glowing dog slicer, then to Medge, then to Ronk. He sighs deeply, "Medgeness, take shiny swords! Is gift from powerful Ronk and mighty Flamefinger!" "Will explain to Ronk later, when he is a little less...absolutely livid."


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge stares at Flamefinger, the dogs temporarily forgotten. 'Dagger is fancy Shiney! And Medge didn't have to threaten anybody or steal it or start stabbing people to get it!'. Carefully she takes it from Flamefinger and does a test swing with it. "Ooooooo, Shiney! Flamefinger is best Gob!"


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk screams in fury "Get back here you mutts! We haven't killed you yet!" Ronk races after the retreating dogs swinging his new bonking stick in the air.

[ooc]Ronks rage is still active and he will spend his whole action to try to catch up to the. Which is 60ft a round./ooc]


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy sighs, gets back on Fluffer, and prepares to save Ronk from himself.


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

What? Ronk big hero and will kill the doggies.

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will save: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

The big dog takes weak hits from Flamefinger's ray and Gurp's sling I believe minimum damage is 1., which are nevertheless enough to cause it to pass out. Ronk whacks a fleeing dog with a mighty swing of his club and sends it sailing through the air to splosh in the muck. The lone remaining dog whimpers and falls asleep as Medge sings a lullaby.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy yells, "We be having roasted dog for dinner tonight!"

She brings Fluffer back down once she sees Ronk is safe.


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Well drat, I suppose ignore my prior post. I am sure there will be a chance to chase later. :)

Ronk sits down on a dog to collect himself.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

"Sleeping doggie will wake up soon! Ronk should be ready to bonk!" Medge calls out as she walks over to the big dog. She pokes it with her foot before raising her new dagger above her head. "With the help of most awesome Flamefinger, Medge get rid of nasty dog!"
Medge delivers a swift Coup de Grace on the big dog.

Coup de Grace!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
All the damage!: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (4) + (1) = 5

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With all the dogs vanquished, the goblins take a minute to rest and regroup. It looks like they are getting pretty close to the location marked on Scribbleface's map.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

"Do we rest for the night, or move forward?" Twitchy asks her friends, while roasting dog by the campfire.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge munches on some roast dog. "Medge says we sleeps. We get good rest and be at our fiercest tomorrow!"


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
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melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

We do not need to rest! We need to complete what us Gobs were sent out here to do. At this point Ronk begins eating the roasted mongrels.

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When you get moving again, you come to the remains of what the dogs were scavenging--a human corpse, dessicated and wrapped in some kind of wrapping. Clutched in its hand is a potion.

Kn. Nature 15:
likely killed by a spider

Perception 20:
Noticing a rustling in the trees, you see a large dark figure moving along the limbs above you, the biggest spider you can imagine!

Sorry this is just combat after combat right now but I made up the plant and I couldn't leave out the dogs or the spider.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

"What dumb human doing out here? Stupid human got got."


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Can this at least happen after a night's rest? Please?

Knowledge Nature: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

"It's been bit by Lotslegs, and there it is!" Twitchy points.


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Bravely charge forth to glory Twitchy!

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Seeing nothing Ronk looks disappointed until Twitchy speaks then he raises his mighty bonking stick and waits for glory.

Ronk is readying an action to charge the first critter that comes into view.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

How close is this thing?

Twitchy quaffs a firebelly elixir.

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Hmm, I'm going to say no, since the dogs were lurking around where the spider was. At least she's not ambushing you in your sleep! But if you have any healing go ahead and use it before the spider attacks.

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Initiativeses

Twitchy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Medge: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Gurp: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
Flamefinger: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Ronk: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
LOTSLEGS EAT GOBLIN BABIES MANY: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

Medge
Twitchy
Gurp
Ronk

Lotslegs
Flamefinger


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Once it is Ronks turn he will charge and attack. Last round of rage will only happen if some one is hurt. and it is my last round so no get hurt. this action can wait till other have gone.

Ronk screams with joy and races towards Lotslegs, his bonking stick raised high Finally a worth monster! Ronk will get much Glory

have mercy dice roller!
bonking: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Dice Roller doesn't love Ronk :(


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Provided that she can position herself to avoid hitting Ronk with it, Twitchy breaths a 15 foot cone of flame at Lotslegs...

Firebelly Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

...which looks way more impressive than it actually is.

"Fluffer, Attack!"

Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
Bite Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge attacks with her dogslicer, crying "Die giant bug!"

Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

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Twitchy's fire breath singes the spider. Gurp fires a sling bullet while Squishy spits a gob of acid.

gurp atk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 for dmg: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
slug atk: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (17) + 0 = 17 for dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 2

The bullet goes astray but the acid burns the giant spider on the belly. The spider, as big as a wolf and just as hairy, aims a web at the vulture before lunging at Twitchy with a bite.

web: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Both attacks fail as it can't focus on either one. It pauses for a moment, whether to launch a new assault or to prepare to skitter away it is impossible to say, as no one can read the fearsome multiple-eyed visage.

FF round 1, everyone else can go ahead and do round 2.


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Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

"Gah! Stupid nasty spider, dodging mighty Gurp bullets!" Gurp pulls out his stick and pokes Squishy with the pointy end.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Squishy, possibly encouraged by his success, or maybe just out of reflex, sprays another gush of acid at Lotslegs.
Squishy acid attack: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Assuming it hits...
Acid damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy hurls her last bomb of the day straight at the spider.

"Madder than a dog with rabies
Twitchy, giant vulture rider,
Faces eater of goblin babies
Blowing legs off the spider!"

Bomb Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Bomb Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

"Fluffer, attack!"

Fluffer Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Fluffer Bite: 1d8 ⇒ 1

Alas, Fluffer does not like the taste of spider...


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
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melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk howls in fury and swings his Bonking stick at the dirty LotsoLegs again

Bonking: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge pats herself down. "Where is rope? No, Medge forgot rope back at her boat!" She tries to glare at the toad sitting under her hat. "Bandana! Why didn't you remind me about rope??" Medge grabs her whip "This have to do!" She begins to sing

"Lotslegs spider thinks it's smart
"Wraps up Gobs nice and tight
But lucky Medge does her part
Wrap up Lotsleg so Gobs can smite!"

With that she throws her whip at the spider

Ranged touch: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Swift: Archeologist's luck Move: Draw Whip Attack: Animate Rope

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reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

The spider tries and fails to avoid the whip, which wraps around 2 of its legs, restraining its movement. For the moment, it is entangled but it heaves its great bulk, pulling against Medge.
Medge is unable to resist and the spider pulls free.

I'm treating this as an opposed strength check like with a net. It got loose but you entangled it for a moment giving others +2 to attack this round.

dice:

spider str: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Medge str: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Will the plus to attack be for our next action? And who gets to attack now? I've lost track.

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Flamefinger darts in and swings with a mace....

mace: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 for dmg: 1d6 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

but the feeble strike bounces off the spider's thick skin. But finding the group of goblins no easy prey, the spider withdraws and scuttles up a tree.

Everyone gets one more attack at +2


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy fires a crossbow bolt...

Crossbow Bolt: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 2 = 8

...and sends it off, far in the distance! She really must be twitchy today.

"Stupid bolt not balanced right,
Fluffer fix this spider with your bite!"

She motions the vulture forward.

"Attack!"

Fluffer Attack: 1d20 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 1 + 2 = 14
Fluffer Bite: 1d8 ⇒ 3


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Die you stupid Lotsa Legs! Ronk scream in fury, clearly angered at the spider for dodging the bonking.

bonking: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 4 + 2 = 8
Dice Roller We humbly grovel for whatever We have done to wrong you to be forgotten. Please forgive Us.
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

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Twitchy and Ronk make ineffective swipes at the fleeing arachnid.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy thinks a moment about the future -- her future -- with Ronk and all the goblin babies they'll have, in their little goblin cages.

"I'm wounded, I'm tired and I'm out of bombs. But I don't want that nasty bug eating any babies off mine. Does anyone else want to help me track this thing back to his lair and kill it?"

She pauses, looking at the group. "Or do we just get sleep, continue with our mission, come back and kill it then?"


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

"Die bug die!"

Attack!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk screams in rage and races after the fleeing arachnid.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy sighs, mounts Fluffer, and prepares to save Ronk from himself.

She also experiences a weird sense of deja vu, like maybe she's done this before? Naw...


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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk has taken to jogging
Twitch chases the angry Goblin
Into the woods he runs
Twitchy sees those bouncing buns
This can only end in a flogging

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...possible crit there, Medge.

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