THEY be Goblins TOO!! (Inactive)

Game Master Edeldhur

Shipwreck in the Swamp

[dice=Mort]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Ronk]d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Medge]d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Twitchy]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Gurp]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Zeli]d20+3[/dice]


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Behind the scenes magic time!

The real story is very similar, except that Medge panicked in the middle of the storm, loaded all the loot into the lifeboat and tried to make off with the lot. Not a great plan. She's lucky her big head makes it easy to float.

She did kill the shark that took her leg but being in the middle of the ocean with a missing leg is not a good situation no matter who you are. She would have died except that she got very lucky and was picked up by a merchant ship. They were nice enough to heal her, and even nicer in that they waited until they were at dry land before throwing her off for stealing/biting.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

We need to get you to sea. Then can be the goblin terrors of the high seas!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

We're goblin terrors of the Swamp
Together against lizards we romp
While Twitchy mixes her potions
The rest of the group gets notions
That might tear other groups a - part
But not us... We are goblins with heart!

Lovely RP, everyone.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Foul concoctions? Foul?

Twitchy's taste like Barbecue (or at least what this vegetarian imagines that barbecue would taste like.)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

When Gurp starts naming Squishy babies, it's probably time to move us forward in gameplay.


You are probably right :D

I will do so tonight if no one has anything else to add.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge would like to point out that they should have lots of leftovers. Dead horse and dog and frog. Enough to keep goblins happy for now. :)


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Naming slugs is Gurp's way of saying "Get on with it!"


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Oh well. At least it keeps Ronk from knocking alchemical stuff over or killing lizards. I'd like some omelette but I don't have any hands :(


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk can behave! We can! We swear! Never break Twitchy's thins. Ever! Give kitty a mud bath sure :)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I think you better roll a bluff check on that one, Ronk!


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M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Yeah and I grow silver wings in the moonlight. Oh wait, someday I might grow silver wings in the moonlight...


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Oh that would be awesome! Two goblins on awesome scary flying mounts!

EDITED to ADD: Teaching Ronk to cook can NEVER end poorly. Good thing that the ship is too damp to catch fire...


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I wouldn't catch Medge's boat on fire if I were you...


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Gurp has create water if thing go horribly wrong :)


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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Everyone is so mean to Ronk! We would never deliberately do these things. And if there was an accident that was 100% Ronks fault We would say sorry. We was raised in cages not a barn! Ronk has manners!


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

It should be entertaining to watch Medge rail at lizards :)

Some kind of schadenfreude, I'd say.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Coincidentally, my family and I just had vegetarian lunch buffet. Burp. A little too full to move at the moment...Zz :)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Sounds yummy!


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I'll get a proper post in tomorrow. I have...ideas :3


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Excellent!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

We demand entertainment! This should be good! I expect to have my roommates looking at me like I am some kind of crazy person with a severe case of the giggling like a maniac. Lucky this game is very good at that :)


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Can I take 10 on intimidation to get the lizard to drink the potion? That will change how my post goes.


You can Medge.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Another superb rant, Medge!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Entertainment was achieved!


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Achievement unlocked : Send an Angry Medge after lizards!


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Medge does appreciate a chance to put on a dramatic performance. It's the bard in her ;)


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M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Its the captain's right to deal with captives, oh Great Admiral Medge ;)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Twitchy crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow. What a suck-up!


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Technically only the lizard who drank the pot understands what we say, and only Medge understands what they say.

Again, who was it who didn't want fancy titles, Twitchy? :P


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

I've been kind of busy lately, and I haven't posted as much as I should have. I'll try to post more this week, though, to try and make up for my pathetic posting frequency.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Does Squishy mind being a cushion?


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Probably, but if you're gonna be an animal companion, you've got to make some sacrifices. Squishy's sacrifice is his dignity.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Can I toss him up on my nose, like a sea otter with a ball? Probably not, no?


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Feel free to try, but you'd need some freakishly strong neck muscles to pull that off.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Gotta love that 6 wisdom score


How was that for a curve ball? :D


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

I don't know who Vorka was(separating ooc and ic knowledge) so it could go two ways. The normal one is that she wants revenge if she knows her sister is dead. If she was not on good terms with her sister(more of a goblin likelihood thing), then she might be willing to negotiate.

I assume the world is sane and normal. Probably not, when dealing with goblins, but it happens.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

About Sisters

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And if goblins were to cooperate, they would rule Golarion. The average goblin reproduction capacity is so much greater then humans. They have high dex scores, equip them with shortbows, and each goblin can kill many humans before he's taken down.

Get goblins to take levels in swashbuckler, gunslingers, alchemists, or unchained rogues, and it's a disaster in the making.

Fortunately for the rest of Golarion, it isn't the case. Phew :P


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Awaiting Medge-the-lizard-translator.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Whoops sorry I derped on that


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Happy Halloween, all!


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Happy Chocolate From Strangers Day!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Have a lovely looking into strangers houses day. Also blessed Samhain.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Didn't your mom tell you not to take accept gifts from strangers? Nah, no Halloween celebrated here.


Guys, I want to apologize for the lack of dynamic in the game - I get the feeling I keep on waiting for you instead of moving things along, so I blame it on me.

That being said, I'm gonna put us on hiatus until the 30th of November - I will be travelling with my family during next week, but am not willing to let this one drop. Once I am back I intend to re-focus on the game, and hope you guys will all be around to move along with it. I

I have a lot of ideas in my head, and still want to put them into practice.

Do we have a deal?


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Tis ok. RL first.

Did you like my singing? ;)


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

It's all good GM. That actually works great for me

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