Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Mogmurch hurls a bomb right at the tree grass. Poog make grass angry!

Explosive Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 2) + 3 = 9

If hits the target catches fire
Precise Bomb to not target 3 friendly squares.

The bomb explodes nicely.
Mogmurch is horrified to find the grass is fireproof...!

Mogmurch's jaw drops. His fire has always worked. What curse is this Poog?

"The grass no burn with Zarongel's fire! It no respect Zarongel! We teach it good! Before it eat Squealy Nord!"

R2
Poog stabbity
Chuffy
Mogmurch tried burninating!
ENEMY
Reta (Pending pew pew)

Chuffy up!

Chuffy is packing for a move, so things be hectic.

Chuffy shuffles to try and stab behind creature, since cutting and stabbing things from behind kills them faster.

To Hit, no flank: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16
Damage?: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Chuffy pops one into the vine!

The vine grabs at Chuffy!
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Grapple 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Chuffy gets rattled but it doesn't manage to hold on!

Reta fires two arrows in - vine looking like all busted up!

V (28)

Then a strange singing noise starts...

Looking up (30') you see a cross between a longshanks and a bird, but she sounds pretty!

All - DC16 Will save - or bad stuff!

R3
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
ENEMY Vine
Reta
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Seriously? A [redacted but sounds like Sharpie]? Watch, I'm gonna fail this one, haha.

Will: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 See?!
Nord: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Nord try not to die.
Stablize DC 10?: 1d20 + 2 - 6 ⇒ (16) + 2 - 6 = 12

Poog do bad stuff... or WANT to do bad stuffs to bird longshanks thing... or things WITH bird longshanks thing.

Will Save vs Birdshank DC 16: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Chuffy's attention is grabbed by Birdshankthing. What it doing!?

Poog and Chuffy are admiring flappy bird, they wander to the clearing...

Poog starts walking off...(AOO!)
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Poog getting smacked in the back of the head upsets him.
Poog gets a free will save!

Free Poog save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22

Reta hear Birdshanks!
Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Reta like Birdshanks.

Will save: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (7) + 0 = 7

Mogmurch suddenly like birds...

R3
Poog (Now can act normally)
Chuffy Loves birdy
Mogmurch loves birdy
ENEMY Vine
Reta Loves birdy
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

So Poog is free to act, he is adjacent the vine as he was starting a move action, he may continue or do as he pleases :)

Poog snaps out of his daze and goes to stabbity stab the vines some more!

Shortsword: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Poog misses the vine!
1d20 ⇒ 6
The vine misses poog!

The birdie lady flies down, surrounded by her fans - she smacks at Reta!
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Everyone finds it charming and just stands there laughing and smiling...

It dawns on Poog that he needs to save his friends quickly!
WWZD?

Poog move away from grass stuffs while feeling for his fire stick. Then Poog remember he use it all up at hooman camp.

So Poog point at birdy longshank harlot and shout "BLESSING OF ZARONGEL BE ON YOU!" and a bolt of fire flies at her!

Firebolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 vs touch AC
Fire damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

R4
Poog firebolt
Chuffy Loves birdy
Mogmurch loves birdy
ENEMY Vine
Reta Loves birdy
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Poog fires a firebolt... but people is in the way and the shot misses!

The vine turns its attention to Squealy now Poog is not around - baukun!

The Harpy tries to bop Reta again!
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
Damage 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
She fails, and flys back and UP to avoid the repercussions of the soon awakened party members!

20' up

R5
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
ENEMY Vine
Reta
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Well, that takes out one strategy, so... kill with fire!

Poog throw another fireball at bird! "Birds be good when all cooked through, birds be good when stuffed in stew!"

Firebolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Are we free from the Harpy then?

Yep, you guys are good to go - she's flying above you so plan accordingly :)

Shaking his head Mogmurch glares menacingly at the Harpy. Grasping a bomb he hurls it up at the woman.

Explosive Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 4) + 3 = 12
Miss Direction: 1d8 ⇒ 3

If hits she catches fire

The shot goes wide, gets near the fallen tree stump...!

Reta cackle.
Tree no burn, but ugly dumb bird do!

She fire burny arrow at stupid birdshanks!
Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Damage 1: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Burny Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Damage 2: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Burny Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

R5
Poog misses a burny bolt
Chuffy
Mogmurch chuckabomb
ENEMY Vine
Reta arrow! - HITS!
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

V 28
H 8

Chuffy draws his bow and tries to save Squealy!

Attack 1d20 ⇒ 5 but the arrow missed!

Reta shoots the birdwoman!
Nailing her!
fly 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24

The nasty Birdwoman swoops down and attacks Chuffy!

Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25 thumping him for 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2!
She did it fast, so no counter-stabs!

R6
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
ENEMY Vine
Reta
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Mogmurch grabs another bomb and hurls it at the flying bird.

Explosive Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 = 13
Miss Direction: 1d8 ⇒ 1

Stoopid Bird. Get down here!

Where be birdy lady thing now? How high up after her swoop thing?

Bomb flies wide!

shes 20' up

R6
Poog
Chuffy Fires!
Mogmurch chucked!
Reta
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Attack 1d20 ⇒ 15
Damage 1d6 ⇒ 3
Chuffy shoots the vine. Vine is rekt!

Reta shoot at at dumb bird-woman!
Attack 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Burny Arrow!: 1d6 ⇒ 3

Attack 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Burny Arrow!: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Reta arrow whacks stupid flappy lady!

H 15

"I SAID BURN!!!!"

Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Think that puts me out of fire bolts.

The flappy lady gets hit with the kiss of Zarongel!
Hilarity ensues!

H 21

She swoops back to bop at Reta!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 10
She misses!

Chuffy fires another arrow!
Attack 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Damage 1d3 ⇒ 3

H24

R7
Poog
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Reta
ENEMY Birdlongshanks!

Poog moves to join rest of goblins and looks at bird witch with fury. Poog's fingers twitch, as if waiting for something.

Reta reach for 'nuther burny arrow, but she out!
Gah!!! You make Reta waste all the holy arrows of Zarongel! You bad burdy-woman-thing!!

She instead shoot two regular arrows, but she shoot them very [b]angrily[/i]!!
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Chuffy shoots
Attack 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Crit? 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Damage 2d3 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2

Chuffy pins the woman neatly with a bolt.

Reta also tags her with an arrow...

Poog waits with a happy spray of Zarongel...

(Mog up!)

Harpy 29

Mogmurch continues to throw bombs at the woman.

Explosive Bomb: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 6) + 3 = 13

Stoopid fire bomb

The bomb goes wide!

Chuffy shoots again!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 15
Damage 1d3 ⇒ 3

The flappylady tries dive bombing at Poog, but Poog goes BURN!
1d20 ⇒ 4
Flappy lady cops it sweet in the face and turns into a ball of falling fiery doom, she spears into the party , knocking them to the ground like tenpins and frankly the mean little goblins think it is hilarious.

She doesn't though... smouldering feathers and a broken neck signify she is no more.

You climb into the tower to the nest and root around and find the stash of treasure collected from the harpy’s previous victims.

The items are in a leather satchel hidden beneath some straw and limbs.
In the satchel are the following items: a piece of polished red coral (worth 200 gp), a rolled-up portrait of an old man and his dog (worth 50 gp), a jade egg (worth 150 gp), a potion of levitate, a scroll of detect undead, a scroll of dimension door, a wand of shatter (12 charges), and a box containing incense of meditation.

Ready to press on?

There's more??? Okay, Poog ready! Wait...

Poog check on Bakun Nord, see if he alive or food. He offer Zaronge|s healing flame to Nord if he alive and rest of group, too, before moving on.

Nord not smacked to paste, but he 100% totally tender right now.

He got bashed into nap time.

CLWx3: 3d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 7, 1) + 3 = 19

Poog poke Nord with stick until pig pick up bakunz and walk.

Mogmurch cheers as the giant bird lady falls into the brush.

Mogmurch is good to press on.

This would be a good time to complete the reporting details linkied up top, I can then arrange Chronicles after this encounter :) The chronicle is L2-4

Nord eventually stops being bakun, and responds to the fix-it stick.

***

Shouts and screams pierce the air surrounding the Birdcruncher cave. The smell of the feast is... different. Mixed into the scent is a greasy smell peppered with burning
wood, straw, and sulfur. The smell might even be goblin—cooking goblin. All of the preparations are in shambles. The tables are overturned, the cook pots have been knocked over, and the goblin dog pens are on fire.

Some crazy giant fire spouting Goblin-chief effigy is running around the place making fires and whacking Goblins into paste!

R1
Poog
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
ENEMY

Mogmurch drinks a potion as he suddenly begins to fly into the air! Quite possibly the first flying goblin in history!

Drink potion of Fly

Poog grin big at sight. "Yes! These gob-gobs know how Zaronge| like it!" As Poog realize what happening, his grin turns to frown. "Oh, no, something not right. No! Don't burn the Pooooooooooooooooog!"

Poog run past Nord and Reta and clap Chuffy on shoulder. "Go stop it hurting Poog!"
Shield of Faith, +2 deflection to AC

Map not editable, elsewise would move Thank you for fixin' it. =)

Try that, looked like it was View only - should be ok now :)

Reta draw bow, and try shoot burning thing.
You no 'sposed to move! You dumb statue!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

R1
Poog Casts
Chuffy moves up, dives behind the stage.
Mog Drinks potion
Reta Arrows out (Miss!)
ENEMY

The arrow flies through the air but fails to hit the thing.
Poog gives Chuffy some Zarongel love.
Mog drinks some mojo juice - becomes a flappy bird.
Chuffy runs up and dives into cover - 1d20 ⇒ 19 - disappearing from sight!

The big contraption begins moving - sparky and flame erupting from it as it does - it is thrilling AND terrifying!

R2
Poog
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
ENEMY