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Sczarni

After a little dirty Goblin trickery, the outwitted Owlbear is egg-napped to the tune of several unhatched Owlbear eggs.

The complaining piggy looks a little sad and lonely, but a closer look reveals it as SQUEALY NORD! your friendly lost village battle-piggy that the ogers were keeping to turn into bakun bits!

With Squealy soon liberated, he proves a trusty steed to ride gallantly back to the Birdcrunchers.

The Birdcrunchers already viewed you all as heroes for your performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures your role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time —especially as you return with enough gourds of fire burping to share with the tribe!

/End Scenario!


VC - Sydney, Australia

WBG3 Check in.

New Goblin sheets linked up top.
This module will generate a Chronicle for 3-5.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta ready to stab everything! Murder it all! Burn it all! Reta no care cause Reta biggest hero!


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog good to go! Wonder how thing went with Reta after last big adventure. Mini-Chuffy arrive yet?


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Regular Chuffy here too! Chuffy need stab stab things!!


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Hey! Why this pig following Poog? Guess Squealy Nord want to join in biting and burning!


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Burning dot


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta feel stronger! More Hero! More Big! More BAD!

Not to say Reta hasn't been romantic with Chuffy! She make sure Chuffy know how much she like him, even take him on date to stab dogs! Then, she take goblin bath in dog guts, real provocative like, and show him all her gore covered lady-goblin parts, before

<<REDACTED DUE TO NATURE OF EVENTS>>

After that night, Reta not just make mini Chuffys, she also make mini RETAS! She big hero! Make big hero mini goblins! She so big hero, when she go stabbing with Chuffy, she make other goblins watch the mini hero goblins!

Reta little goblin minions big handful, like to stab lots of things! Even grown up goblins!

Now Reta take Chuffy on new date, to special place in woods where they met and decided to stab Gupy to shreds!
Chuffy, you make Reta so happy! Lot's of mini Chuffy and Retas! We make big strong family! You so special!

She give Chuffy big hug, and sloppy, wet tongue kiss!

As fast as goblins reproduce, it is NOT outside the realm of possibility for there to be much procreation, even in the span of a couple of weeks!


VC - Sydney, Australia

Just throw a glass of water over them and feed after midnight


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Basically


VC - Sydney, Australia

You all sit in your throne chairs on a raised platform, while the rest of the tribe runs around in panic making pathetic (and occasionally self-destructive) attempts to find some manner of distraction for you. Being a chieftain is boring. Adventures are interesting. As goblin chieftains, you have quite reasonably decided that your minions in the Birdcruncher tribe should either entertain you or bring you an adventure to quell your boredom—otherwise, there’ll be trouble!

A great feast has been prepared in your honor by the Birdcrunchers for you, their Chieftains, and goblins are scattering every which way to get things ready. While the others try to keep you satisfied, a few even went with Squealy Nord to hunt for your favorite truffles.

Food and drink is served liberally throughout the day, but even nine-gull stew, black slug quiche, poison-berry dumplings, and boiled puppy tails are only temporary distractions.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mog looks over at Chuffy. Reta belly as big as Reta head now. How she fit in hut as she can't turn sideways no more?

Mogmurch begins to eat some of everything from the feast as it is more entertaining than the goblins before him putting on the shows.


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy happy Reta full of little Chuffy. He hugs his wife as he chows down on some tasty meat. "Reta, when you think we stop? 20? 25?"


VC - Sydney, Australia

The crowd goes quiet, only chitters of barely contained excitement and pride peep out as a well known goblin named Munge approaches the stage dressed as the Green Goblin King

With a flourish, he slowly walks toward the stage, dragging with him an oversized dwarven waraxe. As he reaches the lowest step of the platform and gathers his
breath, he presents his challenge in the most flowery and poetic way a goblin can.
"One of the chieftains gets one blow my neck with the waraxe!" he points to the big rusty axe "...but afterward, I gets a chance to return the blow on
the Chiefs neck! I promiseses not to flinch away or move as the blow is struck!"

DC20 Know Local:

You recall a rough version of the original “longshanks tale,” but your recollection is imperfect. Maybe you heard it from Munge already?

You recall that after his head is taken off, the Green Goblin King gets up, puts his head back on... then the tale got boring and you can’t remember the rest of it.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta huff.
Reta no turn sideways! Reta just make door bigger with dogslicer!

When Chuffy asks about more Mini Heroes, she sigh.
Reta not make anymore right now. Reta bored, wanna have 'nother adventure!

When the weird goblin comes up and asks Reta to chop his head off, she jumps up.
Reta do it! Reta whack you good!

She grab axe, swing hard!
This outta be fun, a total of -6 to hit due to all the penalties
Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Damage!: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Sczarni

Reta whacks the Goblin but the shot - whilst clean, does not pop the head off - Munge is very much alive...!

"“That’s not the way it was supposed to work! You ruined everything! My story!” and in an enraged fit of anger at his head not coming off, he kicks at Reta! 1d20 ⇒ 7 but it goes well wide...!

Reta - AOO time! :)


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta swing with axe!
You no kick chief! You bad Birdcruncher!
Attack!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Damage!: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


VC - Sydney, Australia

As Munge’s head flies off (with a somewhat surprised look on its face) as his body collapses into the dirt in a bloody heap; it rolls across the ground to the whooping cheers of the crowd.

Everybody waits excitedly.

Nothing happens.

Goblins seem a tad concerned and disappointed.


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog watch with amusement at two-thwack-unheading! But when nothing happen, his smile drops. "Is that it?"


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Don't f!&@ with Reta. She'll kill you good.


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy walks over to the decapitated head, picking it up and looking into the dead eyes of the goblin.

"Chuffy Chief! And Chuffy say you ruin show! Chuffy announcced you dishonor self and chieftains!" He throws the head back at the body, turning to his tribe.

"Munge disgrace himself, so we disgrace him! He no get burnburn ceremony and instead we feed him to Squeely Nord!" Being eaten and turned into crap is the worst thing that can happen to a warrior.

EDIT:Do we get to keep the stuff from the last game? Flaming Dogslicer, cloak of Elvenkind, etc?


VC - Sydney, Australia

Only whats on the sheet, sadly


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Sorry. Poog know he said he put it in safe place... but Poog forgot where that was...


VC - Sydney, Australia

Following Munge’s failed attempt at adventure, Munkle Pupsquash leads four goblin dogs (Lil’ Flaky, Grumbles, Snortlick, and Chub-Chub) out of their rickety pen and
brings them to the platform in the middle of the clearing.

"Munge story woz rubbish! Best story was 'The Charge of the Most Powerful Goblins', where a group of goblin heroes, just like our Chiefs, made a brave rush at the walls of a long-legs city! The smart and handsome goblins leapt the moat, scaled the walls, and burned the whole place to the ground before riding off with all of the town’s pickles. Much laughter and they popular with the Goblin ladies, except the lady chief, who was popular with everybody - she look like pretty face Reta"

"This great amusement for Chiefs! The goblin dog sprint. Mounted on goblin dog the chieftains must race into the forest and jump over a fresh mud pit, climb a steep ridge, break a squash painted to look like a stupid gnome, rush back down the ridge, and jump over a clump of brambles before returning to the clearing!
Much cheering breaks out as everyone expects you to take up the challenge.

For those taking the challenge:

Given the way these things can get protracted to badwrongfun levels, I have summarised the checks. Roll each one UNTIL you pass
DC15 Ride
DC15 Ride
DC5 Ride + AC10 attack (min 1 damage)
DC5 Ride + DC15 ride


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta get on dog, and wave dogslicer in air while whooping.
This way more fun than chopping off Munge's stupid head!

Then, she ride off!
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13 and Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30 and Ride: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

The rolls are assuming I can't take ten on the ride checks, but if I can, I will do that instead.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Wow, I passed a couple of those right on the nose...


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog know he no good at thing like these, but what the hell? Poog bored as leader! Maybe now show that Poog become little better at riding animals?

Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Attempt 2Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Attempt 2 Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Attempt 3 Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24 + Fire bolt!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 + Ride: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 Did they have to be in that order? =P

Sczarni

Yeah in order :p


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Sigh...

Ride DC 5: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20 Ride DC 15: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26

In all, it take Poog 4 extra tries to get through, long after Reta finishes her go.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch grabs ahold of the goblin dog as best as he can as it takes off at a wild chase after big headed Reta.

Ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15 Club: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27 Ride: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy, eager to prove himself yet again as an awesome and amazing goblin chief, hops on the nearest goblin dog and is ready for adventure!!

Ride 1 (DC 15): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31
Ride 2 (DC 15): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14 CURSE YOU NAT 1!!!!
Ride 2 Retry: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
Ride 3 Automatic (+13)
To Hit (AC 10): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 CURSE YOU MINIMUM DAMAGE!!
Ride 4 Automatic (+13)
Ride 5 (DC 15): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15 On the nose!!

Chuffy does his best to keep up, but gets caught on one spot before he tries to slice that gourd clean and ride back triumphantly!

Sczarni

result 1:

Chuffy: Pass 0
Mog: Pass 0
Poog: Fail/Pass 1
Reta: Pass 0

result 2:

Chuffy: Fail/Pass 1
Mog: Pass 0
Poog: Pass 0
Reta: Pass 0

result 3:

Chuffy: Fail/pass 1
Mog: Pass 0
Poog: Fail/Fail/Pass 2
Reta: Pass 0

result 4:

Chuffy: Pass 0
Mog: Pass 0
Poog: Pass/Fail 1
Reta: Pass 0

There is a loud BANG as Munkle lets off a firecracker to start the race!

The four Doggoblins of the Apocalypse take off.

As they shoot for the mudpit, they make a gracefull leap over it, but Poog comes to a muddy bath moment and falls behind.

past the mudpit they all go bouncing up the ridge over rough and bumpy terrain, Chuffy comes unseated and whacks into a tree! 1d4 ⇒ 1 but saddles back up and chases. Reta and Mog are in the lead! Poog and Chuffy bringing up the rear!

Once they crest the ridge, they come upon four squashes painted to look like gnomes, each with ridiculous eyebrows and a strangely colored wig. The stupid ugly Gnometatoes prove no challenge for Mog and Reta, but Chuffy once again has difficulties. Poog stops for a while, certain that the inanimate object was 'having a go at him'.
Reta and Mog streak ahead, Chuffy following behind, and Poog now realising he was in a race - not a debate with an uppity potato.

The riders careen down a bramble covered hillside, Mog and Reta neck and neck with Chuffy following behind - but Poog JUST CAN'T LET IT GO with the jumped up vegeta-gnome and is distracted at the wrong moment, ending up in a pile of spiky brambles. Its the Gnomes fault, it was laughing at him. 1d4 ⇒ 3

It turns out a TIE!

Mog and Reta both look happy.

Munkle looks frustrated "That silly! Only one prize! You need share then!" Munkle hands over a jar of restorative ointment that tastes like bacon.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mog spits out the bacon ointment from his mouth. Uck you take Reta. Feed your goblin horde


VC - Sydney, Australia

The Goblins still look worried, the Chiefs not yet happy enough.

A bunch of goblins move in, dragging a number of straw effigies representing some of the goblin chieftains’ conquests!

Six of these crude dummies are fashioned into dog shapes, three of them into horse shapes, and one particularly lumbering creation somewhat resembles an ogre – PA MUNCHMEAT! The straw figures are arranged in the clearing 10 feet from the front of the low platform, and each of you is handed a single star candle firework.

After the fireworks are distributed, Trimple Rotmouth, a recent convert to Zarongel under Poog’s tutelage takes centre stage – a hush descends as he waves his hands ominously.

”Zarongel bestest of all, he give us FIRE! The great burny burny hot hot!” the crowd oooohs!, In this game, the Chiefs going to shoot the fireworks into the straw stupids, setting them on fire!”

Once lit, the star candle fireworks can shoot a f laming ember once per round for 4 rounds. The PCs make ranged touch attacks with the star candle fireworks against the straw effigies. This attack is made at a –6 penalty (–2 due to range increment and –4 due to nonproficiency).

The dogs are worth the most points, but harder to hit. The Horses and Pa Munchmeat the easiest... call what you are aiming for, and make 4 attacks


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mog best when it comes to fire.He proclaims as he pounds his chest for the whole tribe to see. He grabs the firework and aims all of his shots at the Dogs.

Round 1 vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (11) + 7 - 6 = 12
Round 2 vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (11) + 7 - 6 = 12
Round 3 vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (17) + 7 - 6 = 18
Round 4 vs Dog: 1d20 + 7 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 7 - 6 = 2


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta cackle all crazy when someone hand her fire-shooter. Then, she snarl at dog straw.
Stupid dogs burn! Reta hate dogs!

She fire all shots at dogs.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 6 = 11
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 6 = 4
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (6) + 8 - 6 = 8
Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (9) + 8 - 6 = 11


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

After Chuffy go

Poog no good at fire tubes. Ever since beached boat with witch... So he aim for bigger target and go for horsemeats!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (18) + 5 - 6 = 17
Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 6 = 0
Attack: 1d20 + 5 - 6 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 6 = 0
After the third rocket, Poog throw fire tube away and grab wand from belt and point at remaining targets.
FIREBALL!: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 6, 4, 2, 1) = 19

Rules are for suckers!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta pick up Poog's tube, shoot last fire at dog too!
You cheat! You got's magic burny stick an' we don't! No cheating!

Attack: 1d20 + 8 - 6 ⇒ (14) + 8 - 6 = 16


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog shrug. "Zaronge| like flames! I give flames! Poog do wit' what Poog got!"


VC - Sydney, Australia

/wot Chuffy got?


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy got issues with RL, but solved by stabbings.

Chuffy eagerly takes a firework, chackling in delight as he takes aim at the Longshank, then the horse, then two of the dogs!

Longshank To Hit (Dex+BAB-Range-Prof): 1d20 + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 = 4
Horse To Hit (Dex+BAB-Range-Prof): 1d20 + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 = 8
Dog 1 To Hit (Dex+BAB-Range-Prof): 1d20 + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 = 6
Dog 2 To Hit (Dex+BAB-Range-Prof): 1d20 + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 3 - 2 - 4 = 19

After Poog cheats

Chuffy shout in anger! "HEY!! NO CHEET WITH MAGICFIRES!!"

Chuffy draws his dogslicer and attempts to stab Poog!

To Hit-TWF: 1d20 + 10 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 10 - 4 = 14 His dogslicer narrowly clips the holygoblin's armor.


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog throw wand at Chuffy. "ZARONGEL LIKE FIRE! POOG GIVE FIRE! WHAT YOU GIVE?! These fire toobs be unworthy of Zaronge|'s fires!"


VC - Sydney, Australia

Chuffy and Mog were doing just fine, and then Poog blew the place to smithereens.

Trimple looks completely confused (but in a good way) and quickly palms a potion into Poogs hand "You head cleric, you solve!" and runs away.

elixir of hiding.

Aside from that, the Goblins loved the show!


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mog best fire goblin He says as he throws both arms high into the air for all of the tribe to see.

Sczarni

Dillbu Tenthumbs comes forward now with a roll of twine leading off to a strange birdcage and a bag of rocks she hands over.

"Time for Killgull! You play this game, one end of a length of twine is tied to a seagull’s foot, while the other end is held by a tricky goblin! Other goblins hurl rocks at the stupid bird, trying to knock it out of the sky. The goblin holding the twine can jerk the string to make the goblins miss their throws at the bird. HAHAH VERY FUNNY IF YOU MISS!"

"Who playing?"


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch play Killgull! He says eagerly raising his short and stubby green arm.


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta win this one too!!

Reta grab string.


M Goblin Cleric 4 | AC 18/13/16 | F+6, R+6, W+8 | Per +3, Init +6 | HP 27/27 | Reroll: Not used
Squealy Nord:
AC 18/12/17 | F+7, R+4, W+1 | Per +5, Init +1 | HP 13/13

Poog no like throwing stones. He no good at it. But Poog try anyway!


VC - Sydney, Australia

Tenthumbs looks pretty chuffed, and follows back her string to the cage.

You are surprised when the 'gull' turns out to be what is clearly a vulture in some kinds of shady substitution - it transpires they put all the gulls in a pie by accident and forgot to save some - so everyone has stuck gull feathers on the vulture 'good enough for Goblin work'...

Each make a to hit roll with a thrown rock at 30', and a base 1d3 damage (modified by Str) - I'll calculate Tenthumbs trying to help the vulture duck...


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

mogmurch grasps a stone and hurls it at the vulturegull. The rock whizzes through the air with goblin like accuracy.

Rock: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26
Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Not sure if need a negative 4 for not being proficient with rocks or not so that is not added in.

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