Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Reta falls to the mud, she was distracted by Mogmurch's fancy new kicking ball!

Damage 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4 non lethal

Reta 9/13 hp.

Reta stick head up outta mud.
Me good. No hurt bad.... I think.

She start running up plank to catch up with Chuffy and Mogmurch.

Everyone is dead impressed with the mud ball - not so much by the stinging wasps coming out of it.

Poog on deck. Poog see no dog, Poog see no Mog. Poog go look what is problem with Mog.

Poog finds Mog and Chuffy admiring a big muddy ball covered in bitey wasps.

Reta is on her way up the gangplank after kissing the mud.

Reta see big stingy ball. Reta smile.
Oooooo! Mogmurch has stingy fly bomb! You throw at bad guys, they make funny noises and run away!

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

There is a ladder and a door on the main deck.

Reta go to look in door!

Poog right behind Reta. Poog also look in door. Also look behind door.

Chuffy does what Chuffy does best: Sneak. He sneaks around behind Poog, putting himself in the next room.

So far, I haven't had need to have my Stealth Check challenged, so my nat 20 is still in effect. Batgoblin would be jealous. And Batgoblin is sneaker than Batman.

Mogmurch also goes to the door!

Many Goblin heads poke in door.

1d100 ⇒ 100

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

Snoring loudly is a nasty Goblin woman wearing a really silly floppy hat, but watching over her is a great big toad...

R1
Enemy - READIES!
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta

Poog talk to big toad (Talk with animals).

Maybe it lucky toad.

Why you big toad? Why you here? Why you no eat woman?

Mogmurch gets excited and trips coming into the room. He hurls the wasp hive deep into the room near the woman. Poog did it! Mogmurch looks ashamed as he points to the other goblin.

Aim for area near her

To Hit: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

"I'm Lord Longtongue" replies the giant frog... which is about as far as he gets before the mud ball gets flung into the room. It bursts open releasing a cloud of angry wasps that fill the room!

The bites awaken the goblin woman, who you notice has a REALLY big mouth "YOUR EARS WILL BE DELICIOUS COOKED WITH YOUR EYES!" - her teeth are filed to sharp points!

Saves
LLT 1d20 ⇒ 2
V 1d20 ⇒ 2
hey get bitten VERY badly... it looks nasty.

Round continues - room is packed full of biting wasps

Staying hidden, Chuffy bides his time, waiting for the perfect opportunity. Prepared Action: when she gets close enough and flanking, attack.

To hit: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 5 + 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Reta shoot bow into room at creepy goblin woman. Room full of stingy-flies now, and Reta big head still hurt from falling out of tree.
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Extra Crit Damage: 2d4 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

Chufy gets ready to stab!
Reta shoots an arrow into the woman with the dumb hat.

R1
Enemy - READIES!
Chuffy - Readies
Mogmurch - TBA
Poog - threw a ball of nasty.
Reta - shoots!

Vorka - 8
Lord Longtung -0

Actually Mog threw the ball of nasty, I just spoke with the frog

LOL he just blamed you :) Your action is still pending :p

Poog used his 'speak with animals' spell-like ability, to that would be it for this round

Aha, yes its an SLA, of course...!

Vorka looks pretty nastily bitten and the wasps begin clearing out of the room. She pulls out a large firework and lights the fuse, pointing it at the doorway!

The frog moves forward and a long tongue lashes out at Poog!
15' reach
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Poog is pulled into the room and is grappled by the long icky tongue!

R2
Enemy - Grabs and fuse buuuuuurning....
Chuffy
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta

You take sticky tongue off Poog! You not lucky toad! You icky toad!

Poog create fire with fingertip and throw at frog!

Fire Bolt, RT: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 191d6 ⇒ 2 Domain ability

Wait, don't we have our own bag of 'splodey things?

I thought I said I was in the room.

Chuffy does what Chuffy does best: Sneak. He sneaks around behind Poog, putting himself in the next room.

Quoted from a previous post.

Shouldn't I be in the room? Say, to the left of Poog in the bottom right corner? I won't move my character unless that's what we decide on. Otherwise:

Chuffy sneaks in past Poog, up next to the frog's tongue, hacking at it with his dogslicer. "Get tongue off casty!" Can we use my previous readied rolls? I'll roll again, just in case.

Mogmurch grabs a bomb from his belt and hurls it at the woman.

RTA Bomb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Noted Chuffy - the combat kicked off pretty quick, and there also would have been no spot of concealment in the room, so you'd be visible at the end of your movement... I have carried forward your stab though!

R2
Enemy - Grabs and fuse buuuuuurning....
Chuffy - STABS!
Mogmurch - BOMBS!
Poog - BURNS!
Reta

Vorka - 13
LLT - 8

Reta drop bow, grab dogslicer. Then she run and stab stupid frog!
Dumb frog!! Put Poog down!!
Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Crit Confirm!!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Max Critical Damage!! Reta big damn hero!!!

Lord Longtung takes the blow from Chuffy and keeps on puffing! He doesn't look so hot though.

Vorka 13
LLT 18

The crazy Goblin lady with the silly hat points the firework at Reta - there is a notable absence of burning sound as the fuse reaches the cylinder and the combat pauses whilst everyone curiously watches to see what happens... a satisfying BANG and shower of sparks pleases everybody!

Attack 1d20 + 5 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 5 - 4 - 4 = 10 vs Touch
Damage 1 Lethal (Burns) + 1 Non-lethal.

Lord Longtung decides to bite at Reta too, letting go of Poog!
Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Reta is alarmed at the size of his big Froggy mouth, she might fall in!

A mangy smelly DOG jumps down from the roof, tehthered to a long chain - it lands beside Mogmurch.

R3
Enemy - BOOM/Burp
Chuffy -
Mogmurch -
Poog -
Reta -

If you are NOT staying on for We Be Goblins Too, could you kindly let me know so I can begin lining up the next muster :)

I would love to take part in WBG2. I'd like to stay as Chuffy, if possible.

Chuffy shuffles next to the frog, swinging at it again. "Reta! Help fight frog thing!" Flank with me. It'll be like a dance.

To Hit: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

I'll be leaving people in their current characters and just advertising for the vacancies :p

R3
Enemy - BOOM/Burp
Chuffy - STAB!
Mogmurch -
Poog -
Reta -

Vorka 13
LLT 21

The frog is still alive... but visibly on the verge of croaking - as it were.

I've already played WbG2 :(

Poog think it much braver to shoot fire back at Vorka!

Fire Bolt, Vorka!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 221d6 ⇒ 3
Confirm, Vorka!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 121d6 ⇒ 3

I will play WBG2 as Reta again. Looking forward to it!! :)

Reta screams as the dog bounds in.
You have dog!!! You no real goblin!!! ME KILL YOU AND UGLY DOG!!!

Reta swing at frog again!!
Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

R3
Enemy - BOOM/Burp
Chuffy - STAB!
Mogmurch -
Poog - BOOM!
Reta - AIR GUITAR, shot goes wide.

Vorka 16
LLT 21

I forgot I'm swinging a +1 weapon, would a 12 have hit? I doubt it, but still...

I am good to play WBG 2

Mogmurch steps back as a firework whizzes past the door. Nasty dead dog! He spits at the creature as he hurls a vial of alchemists fire at the mangy beast.

Alchemists Fire RTA: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Chuffy explains to the Frog that the swing really should have hit and provides the proof in that it was the Chiefs magic weapon. The frog sees the sense in this and obligingly expires itself on the deck.

Mogmurch fires a firebolt into the deck. All Goblins present applaud, even the silly Goblin with the big head and stupid hat.

The fight then resumes.

The woman fires again at Reta! MUCH FIREWORK!
Attack 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 5 - 4 = 21 Touch
Convert? 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 - 4 = 6
Damage 1 lethal 1 non-lethal.

The smelly dog chasesMog
Bite 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 5 - 4 = 4

R4
Enemy - BOOM/WOOF!
Chuffy -
Mogmurch -
Poog -
Reta -

Vorka 16
Dog

Good job, dog finder! Poog say at lucky toad. Poog happy to see dog. Poog never killed dog before, so Poog now get to kill dog!

Dogslicer, Dog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 121d4 ⇒ 1

Reta run to dog, stab hard in face!
Chuffy! Stab dog with me! Then we eat!!
Please move Reta into a flanking position with Chuffy against the dog. If she has to hold an action to do so, then she can hold.
Stab Ugly Dog!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Confirm Stabby Crit!!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Extra Critty Damage!!: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

The dog immediately stops playing. It falls over dead.

Enemy - BOOM/WOOF!
Chuffy -
Mogmurch -
Poog - Dog pokes
Reta - Dog slices.

Vorka 16

"Dog dead! Stab stupid hat lady!"

Chuffy moves up to the goblin lady, trying to roll under her swipe and stabbing at her with his dogslicer.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26

To hit: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2 Gonna be hopeful. Maybe she's stupid!

Chuffy's swing is misplaced - but she is now aiming the firecracker at him!

Mog up

Mogmurch moves back into the room and hurls a smoking canister at the woman. It erupts in a fiery ball all about the structure.

Bomb RTA: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

DC 13 Reflex for half splash damage

Reta dash forward to stab woman in dumb hat!
Chuffy!! Me kill dumb woman with you!!
Move to flank with Chuffy.

Stab Dumb Head with Dumb Hat!!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Stab Damage!!: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The crazy hat lady fires the firework at Chuffy.

Attack 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 5 - 4 = 15 Touch
Damage 1 lethal + 1 non-lethal

Draws AOO from Chuffy and Reta

Enemy - BOOM!
Chuffy - Swings
Mogmurch -
Poog -
Reta -

Vorka 18

Attack When Dumb Lady Not Looking!!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Lady must be looking, Reta not do so well.

Poog had it with stupid floppy hat lady. Poog make best fireworks!!! Poog screams, and make fireworks. It fly everywhere.

RT, Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (12) + 2 - 4 = 101d6 ⇒ 3

Lady also fireproof - Poog makes no connection.

Enemy - BOOM!
Chuffy - Swings
Mogmurch -
Poog - Much flash, no sizzle.
Reta - Swinging!

Vorka 18