Shifty PFS Group Alpha (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

Cyphermage Dilemma

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Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog very ill. Poog not much of escaping, and retching make wriggling even harder. Poog prefer not to try...

Sczarni

Mogmurch dives headfirst into the Rusty Earbiter. Me not afraid!

Mogmurch pops through the razor wire of the Rusty Earbiter at an astonishing pace. There is much applause.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 73d4 - 6 ⇒ (3, 3, 2) - 6 = 2
Reta dives in and starts making her way but quickly becomes stuck.
- very shortly thereafter there is much BOOOOO! and Goblins throw rocks and left over food to express what they think of watching a trapped Goblin. She suffers some cuts and bruises but is stuck solidly in the wire.

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 91d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0
Chuffy is likewise unexpectedly caught - just as he thinks it is safe, Reta moves and the contraption shifts and he gets stuck again. More rocks and food follow.

With the two Goblins stuck fast the crowd gets bored and moves on - however for the pair in the wire, the good news is there is no shortage of food.

Mogmurch is brought once more before the Chief "You beat the Biter! You can borrow my Very Useful Robe That Is Useful!"

This is a robe of useful items that has only four patches left—a ladder, a three-legged turtle, a horseshoe, and a bullhorn.

***
Sunrise sees Poog still all slugged out and feeling ill.

Reta and Chuffy have recovered from their wounds but swear vengeance on the contraption.

Once more you are taken to the Chief.
"Now you go get fireworks and bring them here to me.” he informs you - but you are also handed a big bag of Scribblefaces fireworks to 'help' you on your quest...

2 Desnan candles, 4 paper candles, and a skyrocket.

***

The journey to the fireworks stash, as indicated on the map, is relatively short—a slog not quite a mile-long through the swamp along the creek’s southern bank.

The marsh itself is relatively difficult to navigate, with numerous
stretches of deep water that must be skirted and thick tangles of stinging nettles.

The journey should only take an hour to make.

General marching order/plans?


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta in front! Behind Chuffy, though. He need find nasty stuff before Reta hurt.


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog head feel like brick. Poog promise never to eat slugs ever again. Today.

Poog behind Reta. If Reta not shout so much.


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy ok with leading, as Chuffy can jump back behind enemy at last minute.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch in the rear

Mogmurch grasps the Chief's robes as he giggles in excitement and throws it on. Me now magician Poog!

Sczarni

Spoiler:

Perception
Chuffy 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Mogmurch 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Poog 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Reta 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24

Intiative
Chuffy 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Mogmurch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Reta 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
ENEMY 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

The Goblins are walking and singing down the river, speculating on what nastiness they can get up to once they get a hold of Scribblefaces fireworks, all is going well until they notice a big haory spider hiding at the base of a tree!

R1
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
ENEMY
Reta

Map up top!


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog draw dogslicer. Poog hope it also slices spider. Poog wait for spider to be closer so he can stab.

Readied attack:

Dogslicer, sickened: 1d20 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 1 - 2 = 151d4 ⇒ 2


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy spots the spider, getting himself ready for combat.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (6) + 16 = 22 To avoid the spider from spotting me

Readied Action:
Chuffy will attempt to sneak around the spider, getting into flanking position, then attack.

Sneak Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta draws the dogslicer the chief gave the group, and charges the spider.
Me big hero! You die!
Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

I hope no one minds that I grabbed it. I just figured as the fighter she probably has the best chance to use to the most effect. If anyone else wants it they are more than welcome to it.

Sczarni

/ooc waiting on Mogmurch :)


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch hurries forward drawing an vial from his pouch. Me burn with fire!

Move forward and draw Alchemist's Fire.

Sczarni

Chuffy hasn't got a lot of cover, he'd need to scramble to the tree line to get somewhere decent to hide. Alternately he can simply cover his eyes and apply the 'you can't see me' defence ")


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy hides behind Reta and her big head.

Sczarni

OK so putting that in order

Poog - readies a dogslicer.
Mogmurch - goes trundling in, flaming present in hand.

The Spider reacts to the runner breaking from the group with the bright light, and spits a web at Mogmurch

Web 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Mogmurch gets trapped and entangled in the spider string!

Webbed!

Reta runs in and swings at it wildly - missing.

Chuffy thinks he is hiding behind Retas head...

R1
Poog - readies a dogslicer.
Mogmurch - goes trundling in, flaming present in hand.
Spider - spits
Reta - charges
Chuffy - moves and ides behind Reta and her big head...

R2
Poog
Mogmurch
Spider
Reta
Chuffy


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog run up to Big spider. Me bravest of all goblins, me kill lotsleg, and it eat goblins baby NONE

Except it not so.

Dogslicer, Overconfident: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 51d4 ⇒ 1


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch hurls the vial at the spider.

Alchemist Fire Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 6 - 4 = 22
Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 - 4 = 8
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The vial erupts as a small ball of flame all over the immediate area.

Sczarni

Flames lash all over the spider as it is hit squarely by the party-favourite.

Many cheers - except from Poog who is in the splash of it... :p

The spider lashes out 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 but to no avail.

R2
Poog swing!
Mogmurch burn baby burn!
Spider bites notmuch.
Reta
Chuffy

R3
Poog
Mogmurch
Spider
Reta
Chuffy


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta take big swing at spider!
Big Stab!!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Somehow, Reta even manage to miss the air...


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch will stare in delight at the flaming spider. Delay

Alchemist Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Dogslicer, Overconfident, Sick: 1d20 + 1 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 - 2 = 51d4 ⇒ 4

Poog still try, but fire hurt and spider fast. Poog regret getting out of bed. Except for the lice part. Poog glad to be away from lice.

Sczarni

Just waiting to see Chuffy's response :p


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy attempts to get around behind the giant spider flanking with Reta.Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

To Hit: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Sczarni

R2
Poog swing!
Mogmurch burn baby burn!
Spider bites notmuch.
Reta - swingy miss!
Chuffy STAB!

R3
Poog Miss
Mogmurch Lulz at the burninating /delay
Spider - flees! Withdraw
Reta
Chuffy


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta chase after Lotslegs.
No!! You get back here!! Reta wanna eat Lotslegs!!

As she move, she pull out bendy-stick shooter, and shoots it at the Lotslegs when she out of breath from sprint.
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Please move Reta 30ft along the path the spider took, and she fires at the end of that movement.

Sczarni

Lotslegs responds poorly. Lotslegs runs a couple more feet then puts lots of legs in the air and does dying dance.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurches jaw drops. We kill LOTSALEGS! Mogmurch fire is strong!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta hoots and hollers and run up to the dead body of Lotslegs.
We kill Lotslegs!! We bigger heroes than Longshanks heroes!!

She then try to carry the spider body as trophy, but can't seem to get over her giant head.
We need take back to His Girthiness!! We get big reward I bet!!


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Us big heroes now! Poog exclaims happily. Dogfinder big hero lucky toad! Poog say, patting lucky toad.


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy tries helping Reta drag the body of the spider back to camp.

"We be true Licktoads!!"

Sczarni

Well... you drag the body of the giant spider behind you all as some kind of lucky charm...

A two-masted ship lies mired in the mud in this clearing, its rigging thick with moss and decorated with lanterns and windchimes made from goblin skulls and bones.

Strange writing is faintly visible along the ship’s prow, while the soggy, swampy “yard” that surrounds the wreck is encircled by a rickety wooden fence. A thin curl of smoke wafts up from a chimney that protrudes from an unusual box-like structure near the ship's bow.

You are on the map, the gate to the place hangs open in the wind, determine order of march and your general approach :)


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy would want to be in the front, staying hidden and ready to sneak behind enemies that want to kill us.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33 You don't find Chuffy. Chuffy finds you.


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Same marching order for me. Mogmurch shall follow from the back.

mogmurch tromps through the mud without a care in the world. How is fire supposed to burn in this?

Sczarni

As Chuffy sneaks up to the gate Chuffy can see beyond - the whole area is basically churned up mud with big U shaped footprints in it!

All the Goblins are startled by the sounds of a dog barking in there too!


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog answer Mog We try and find out?

Poog wonder who live here. Poog hope it tasty.

Poog march next to Reta. Poog brave fighter! There be dog in there! Poog get to kill a dog! Finally!


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Please put Reta in the square above Chuffy. Can't edit from phone.

Reta stomp through mud and make loud squooshy noises. She see boat-house and stare, mouth open. When dog bark she smile and start laughing.
Stab a doggie in the eye,
Watch him bleed and bleed and die!!

She pull out Chief magic dogslicer.

Sczarni

Intiative:

Chuffy 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Mogmurch 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Reta 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
ENEMY 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Drawn to the dulcet tones of Retas song is a filthy, dark gray stallion that comes sloshing around the corner, to charge at Reta.

Reta, who had her eyes closed to fully express the final refrain, didn't catch the horse bolting at her until too late - and its big ugly hoof smacks into her.

Attack 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) - 2 + 2 = 18
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

R1
STOMP
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Can I get a perception from the horse? If he doesn't spot me, Sneak Attack!

Chuffy, in his sneakiest fashion, circles around the giant stupid horse and swings at it.

To Hit + Flanking: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 2 = 9
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 Can't do less than 1 damage, so 1 damage
Sneak Attack: 1d6 ⇒ 3


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog stab with mighty stabs!

Dogslicer (also slice Horse): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 181d4 ⇒ 1


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Horse knock Reta down. Reta get up, screaming mad words.
You die! Die die die die die!!!

Reta pull out Chief's magic dogslicer and stab at horse!!
Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Bane Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 2) = 4

Sczarni

Chuffy gets a blade in, doing a half decent hit, Poog just irritates it with a small nick, but Reta puts an end to the encounter swiftly - dropping the foul beast into the mud!

/combat over.

The dog keeps barking somewhere up in that funny house!

If going up, what way are you taking? Gangplank? Doing something funky with trees? Climbing the side?


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta shout while yanking dogslicer out of horse
Chuffy take Chief's magic climbing ring and climb tree! See what in ugly house!!


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch gets unstuck from the mud as he clamors over the gate. His mouth drops open. You find dead horse. You guys good trackers!


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch begins to walk up the gangplank.

Sczarni

Reta climbs the tree to look at the ugly house!

Reta notes the following..

-The main deck.

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

-The rigging.

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

***

Mogmurch makes his way to the gangplank.

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

Know Nature 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Mogmurch knows that the mud ball is actually a nest of nasty biting WASPS!

He pauses to think...


Male Goblin Poog 1 | HP: 10/10 | AC: 17 (13 Tch, 15 Fl) | CMD: 11 | F: +3, R: +2, W: +4 | Init: +6 | Perc: +2 | Active conditions: None | Lucky pet toad

Poog take ladder from chief robe, climb up directly where dog hears. Poog want to kill dog!


M Goblin Rogue/4 | AC 21/17/15 | F+3, R+9, W+2 | Per +8, Init +9 | HP 21/33

Chuffy sneaks up the gangplank with Mogmurch.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36 Chuffy disappears into the shadows as if he was never there....

When he sees the ball of mud, he doesn't know what it is. He stabs things! He doesn't remember things!

Chuffy tries to sneak past the ball of mud, sneaking into the broken ship.

Sczarni

Mogmurch lumbers up the gangplank, and then realises the ball of mud is a trap! It breaks loose and Momurch tries to catch it before it smashes open

Reflex 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

He catches it beautifully and prevents it from shattering - but is getting stung at by the odd angry wasp.

***

Poog gets up on the main deck!

There is a door, a ladder and a mast...


Female Goblin Fighter 4 HP 38/38 | AC 21 T 14 FF 18 | Fort +6 Ref +4 Wil +2 | Init +3 | Perception +8 Ride +10 Stealth +10 | Melee +1 dogslicer +9 (1d4+3/19–20) | Ranged mwk shortbow +9 (1d4/×3)

Reta climb through tree, and then jump onto top of house!
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4


Completed We Be Goblins Series Goblin
Stats:
HP 29/29 | AC 24/19/17 | Fort +7; Reflex +10; Will -1 | Init +5; Perc +6Bombs 1/7; alch fire 3/4; potion clw 4/4; Tanglefoot Bags 2/2

Mogmurch brings the wasp nest with him in his hands. Look what I brought!

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