Samnell's Barbaric, Gestalt Iron Gods (Inactive)

Game Master Samnell

Step into a strange world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery. Be the heroes that burst their bonds to fight against all the hated workers of the Dark Arts! Rar!

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Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
Resources:
Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

Spidre approaches the creature and bends down to pet it. "Oh he's so perfect! We get to keep him?" she claps her hands together and smiles at the others. "It's like a family pet!"

-Posted with Wayfinder


Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

Kuramu makes squeaky noises that sound like, if he were human, he'd be grumbling about something. He does not seem pleased about something.


Gay Male Inhuman

So back in to where we left off? Rikal, do you have a pic of your pet you want me to use?


Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

Yes, back to where we left off. As to the picture, nope. I was just gonna google "armadillo". Plus he should spend most of his time in my bag, or I'll buy a familiar satchel. He's still normal familiar sized, not animal companion sized.


Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Back to where we left off! Time to slay robots and claim my stolen voice!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    And pet an armadillo!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek wakes up and greets the morning with a stretch and a loud fart. Looking around he blinks. "Armadillo? Never tasted one of those."

    I'm back and posting daily again. Thanks for your patience.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "They're pretty tough actually. I don't recommend it." Spidre says casually as she makes exaggerated faces to their new animal friend.

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Kuramu critters angrily before climbing up Rikal's pants and armor and into his backpack.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    Kuramu critters angrily before climbing up Rikal's pants and armor and into his backpack.

    The Sworn Band descend once more beneath the hill and into the metal caves. There they find their old path shut against them. The door does not respond to any card offered it. That left them with two other doors they might try, both facing in the general direction of where they battled the gargoyle.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk sniffs the room, searching for foes


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka grunted when the door would not open, then took a card, shuffled over to the door to the left and shoved the card at the reader.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal nods in agreement with Chotka's actions. "It is good to see you more like your normal self, war leader."


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Yeah, I thought you'd never be right again after your brain came out your ears." Spidre admitted. She positioned herself with her bow out and her hood drawn up as Chotka sought to open the door.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk, seeing his war leader trying the door, draws for his great bone beam and readied himself to strike whatever comes through the door.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Chotka grunted when the door would not open, then took a card, shuffled over to the door to the left and shoved the card at the reader.

    The door opened easily, showing a short hallway that buzzed and hummed with the sounds of moving metal. Four glowing and flashing bulbs studded the walls, lightning flashing between them.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal stares at the lightning-filled hallway, trying to figure out if his visions have shown him anything about them.

    Knowledge (engineering): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka stared at Spidre, eyes wide. He jammed a meaty finger in his ear and waggled it about before pulling it out and sniffing it. Wrinkling his nose, he shrugged, then returned his attention to the lightning filled room.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Rikal stares at the lightning-filled hallway, trying to figure out if his visions have shown him anything about them.

    [dice=Knowledge (engineering)]1d20+7

    Rikal thinks that the bulbs in the walls -his mind keeps wanting to call them nodes- aren't the cause of the lightnings. Instead they move the lightning place to place. So destroying them might end the danger, though doing so might mean coming within reach and getting badly burned. He's reasonably sure that using something metal to do the job would be dangerous as well.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • It seemed the warband was in need of a long, wooden tool of some sort. Unfortunately, that was a thought that did not even begin to register within the damaged brain of the burly, wordless orc with a ten foot battering ram strapped to his back.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk hefts his mighty bone beak and charges into the room, ready to smash through the next door, and crush his enemies!


    Gay Male Inhuman

    I can't believe no one stopped him. I approve! :)

    Groomahk wrote:
    Groomahk hefts his mighty bone beak and charges into the room, ready to smash through the next door, and crush his enemies!

    Groomahk charged the ligthnings, heedless of his own safety. Arcs of crawling electricity flew into his body, sending jolts of agony through his muscles as the stench of cooking meat filled the air. He arrived at the far end of the corridor staggering beneath their continued force.

    Ref DC 18: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
    Damage: 6d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 5, 2, 6, 5) = 25

    If he's present for another: 1d6 ⇒ 5 rounds he'll have to save again.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Rikal didn't tell us what was going on unfortunately, so why stop Groo from being Groo?

    Spidre covers her mouth with her hand as Groomahk is struck by wall lightning. "I'm not doing that." She mutters.


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk snarls in rage at the witch-lightning and roars.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal looks to Chotka and says, "Warleader, smash the glass eyes generating the lightning with your battering ram."


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    Rikal looks to Chotka and says, "Warleader, smash the glass eyes generating the lightning with your battering ram."

    I can never decide if I should read calling Chotka warleader as an endearing thing one does with one's pet or a sign of the sworn band's maniacal insanity. :)


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka looked at Rikal, then roared his agreement and leveled his orc skull ram at the lightning orbs.

    Orc Skull Ram: 1d20 + 6 - 1 ⇒ (11) + 6 - 1 = 16, Damage: 1d10 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 3 = 12


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:

    Chotka looked at Rikal, then roared his agreement and leveled his orc skull ram at the lightning orbs.

    [dice=Orc Skull Ram]1d20+6-1, [dice=Damage]1d10+4+3

    Chotka brought his ram down on the nearest bulb of metal, but his strike did no damage to it at all.

    Hardness 15 :(


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "Strike again, Warleader! Destroy the orbs that generate black magic electricity!"

    Inspired rage, sharing the Smasher rage power.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • The pounding beat flowed over Chotka, and he let it take hold.

    Orc Skull Ram: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 8 - 1 = 20, Damage: 1d10 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 3 = 13


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:

    The pounding beat flowed over Chotka, and he let it take hold.

    [dice=Orc Skull Ram]1d20+8-1, [dice=Damage]1d10+7+3

    Inspired by Rikal's warsong, Chotka slammed his ram into the bulb of metal. This time it dented, but fell far short of breaking. It looked as though it would take many strikes to destroy one.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Growing bored with the current display of bloody mindedness Karek says. "Maybe we could check the other door? The one we haven't tried yet."

    Fun as this is we've spent long enough battering at a brick wall with our heads.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "So long as it does not also have these lightning orbs."

    Rikal goes over to open the next door down.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka shrugged and returned his ram to his back, beckoned for Groomahk, then followed Karek and Rikal.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Chotka shrugged and returned his ram to his back, beckoned for Groomahk, then followed Karek and Rikal.

    The other door likewise refused to open when bid, no matter what cards Rikal presented.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "I guess we have to fight the hallway." Spidre said in a distant, half-hearted tone.
    "Or... Run through it and hope for the best." She shrugged, looking a bit hopeless.

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal went further down, going to try the next door.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    Rikal went further down, going to try the next door.

    Rikal found the final set of doors sealed as tight as the others. Unless they could be battered open, it was the lightning hallway or nothing.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Poo!

    Someone want to be Enlarged to aid wrecking the electricity pukers?


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka offered his sturdy, skull-capped ram to Groomahk and slapped him on the shoulder, then pointed at the lighting infested hallway.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Or we just all run through the hallway and hope we don't die.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    Or we just all run through the hallway and hope we don't die.

    Also a strategy.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre reaches into the air above her and swirls it around, a dark cloud coalescing around her hand. Soon it begins to spark and rumble, and she sets it before her. "Go and steal the lightning." She commands, and the small storm obliges.
    summoning a lightning elemental (immune to electricity)

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    hp 71/71 | AC 14, T 8, FF 13, DR 1| CMB +11, CMD 21| F +10, R +3, W +8| Init +3 | Perc + 8| Darkvision 60'
    Druid Spells:
    2: 2/day 1: 4/day 0:3 at will
    special abilities:
    Rage: 13 rounds/day; +1/2 level to damage 4/day

    Groomahk grunts and takes the ram. Then, he sees Spidre's lightning-spirit dart down the hallway and stops, waiting to see what happens.

    This is probably the smartest thing that Groo's ever done


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:

    Spidre reaches into the air above her and swirls it around, a dark cloud coalescing around her hand. Soon it begins to spark and rumble, and she sets it before her. "Go and steal the lightning." She commands, and the small storm obliges.

    summoning a lightning elemental (immune to electricity)

    Spidre's elemental flits off into the lightning and dances among it, but the arcs show no signs of stopping.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek has been growing increasingly impatient and decides to chance a straight rush through.

    How many Ref saves?

    I also think that once the nodes have fired everyone else can run through safely. That's a guess by the way. :)

    Technologist feat and some Rogue levels are on my list. I think we've reached the point where brute force and stubborn stupidity aren't enough.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Karek Redhand wrote:
    I think we've reached the point where brute force and stubborn stupidity aren't enough.

    You take that back! D:


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Technologist is actually my next feat. I'm in agreement :)


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    I was hoping that the lightning would strike the elemental and that we could then bypass it safely.
    Spidre prepares to rush through. "Okay... who wants to go first?"


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    I said I would, so I'm running the hallway. Most likely getting a new hairdo. :)

    Karek took a deep breath, threw back his head and howled a challege, then charged into the hallway.

    Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
    Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

    Anymore needed?

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