Samnell's Barbaric, Gestalt Iron Gods (Inactive)

Game Master Samnell

Step into a strange world of savagery, super-science, and sorcery. Be the heroes that burst their bonds to fight against all the hated workers of the Dark Arts! Rar!

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Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka looked at the electric snake, then pointed at his axe and looked at Rikal quizzically.


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal shakes his head, and motions Chotka to a spot he can stand and not be next to the necessary wiring.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre scampers in and finds an out of the way corner to hide in. She timidly surveys the surroundings, wary of the robots' devices.

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Where's Rikal want to send the elevator?


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal thinks back to his visions, his dreams, of the metal men and their strange machines. He remembers one of several strange beings in uniform bunks. Reaching out, Rikal presses the button marked "Crew", to see if this matches his vision.

    We're going to level 2! I figure there might be some good personal belongings there.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Rikal thinks back to his visions, his dreams, of the metal men and their strange machines. He remembers one of several strange beings in uniform bunks. Reaching out, Rikal presses the button marked "Crew", to see if this matches his vision.

    We're going to level 2! I figure there might be some good personal belongings there.

    Androffan:
    [b]"The deck you have selected is off-line-please make another selection."[/b

    Deck 1 is marked the same as Deck 2.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek speaks back slowly and loudly. "Taldane m+*##!$~+~*+! Do you speak it!"


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal frowns before, unbidden a vision overtakes him. He sees the strange 4-armed creatures in an area filled with more of the strange machines. A hum emits from them, and he intuitively understands that this area propels a massive metal device.

    Rikal is suddenly back in the elevator with the sworn band, looking at the panel. He presses the panel for deck 4, engineering.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Purple ACs: 18, T15, F14
    Cat ACs: 13, T13, F11

    The entire room lurched and the sworn band felt their innards catch up as it...fell? Climbed? With the door shut they couldn't see movement, but they felt themselves moving all the same. For many breaths the feeling continued, until a sense of slowing took over, then a slight, smooth sense of rising that passed in an instant.

    Androffan:
    "Deck 4: Engineering."

    The doors slid open before them to let in a cloying, animal stink. Beyond lay a room in the shape of a half circle lit by flickering light. A steady, low hum filled the air. The gray metal walls bore scorch marks, dents, and even cracks in places. Many doors pierced the far wall, all closed.

    As Groomahk strode out, a man with a strange skin the hue of a bruise emerged from the shadows almost on top of the orc. He wore leathers and had a strange metal plate attached to the side of his head, with a thin metal hair reaching out from it. His hands held a wide-bladed sword with jagged metal edges. He did something and it roared to life with a low snarl and the metal edges began to spin about. From either side, four overgrown cats with striped hides surged forward, each with a metal plate on top of their skulls and a blinking red light attached. They cut the huge orc off from the rest of the sworn band as the purple man swung his biting blade. It ripped through Groomahk's flesh like cobwebs, spraying blood across the room. Before anyone could react, the purple man swung the biting blade back again and bore down this time, cutting deep into Groo's side and unleashing an incredible shower of gore.

    "Finally!" he shouted in Hallit, Some action! Eat up, pretties!" The striped cats launched themselves at Groomahk from two directions, almost tearing him down, while the two that had cut him off from the others rushed into the moving room to strike Chotka and Karek. Chotka reacted quickly enough, despite the surprise, but sharp teeth closed on Karek's leg and tore flesh.

    Rules Stuff:

    They got surprise because the elevator has indicator lights on the outside. There was a full round of warning on this end.

    Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
    GrooPerc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

    Bad guys. Surprise actions are moves for the cats and an attack for Purple.

    For Groo, a Chainsaw: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 8 + 2 = 24 hit
    Damage: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 2) = 10
    Sneak: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

    Inits!
    Chotka: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
    Groomahk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
    Karek: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
    Rikal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
    Spidre: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
    Bad guys: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 oh dear

    For Groo, a Chainsaw again: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 8 + 2 = 29 hit
    For Groo, a Chainsaw crit?: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 2 = 27
    Damage: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 1) = 10
    CritDamage: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 1) = 7
    Sneak: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 3) = 9 26 wow

    Cat1 for Groo: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
    Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
    Cat2 for Groo: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20
    Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

    Cat for Chotka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
    Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

    Cat for Karek: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
    Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

    Groo is at 3 hp. Damn.

    Order is Bad guys, Karek, Chotka, Spidre, Rikal, Groomahk. The party is up!


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Since the cat was nice enough to come to me.

    Attack + PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (12) + 8 - 1 = 19
    Damage + PA: 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 Crapcakes.

    Karek swipes at the beast in his face more in surprise than anger.

    Feral mutagen only lasts 10min/level. So it's gone sadly, I miss my claws and fangs!


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka roared and tried to cut a path to the wounded orc. His axe was too slow to catch the agile cat, but he followed it up with a quick snap of his jaws that managed to catch the creature.

    Greataxe: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 1 ⇒ (4) + 9 - 1 - 1 = 11, Damage: 1d12 + 7 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 3 - 1 = 11
    Bite: 1d20 + 8 - 1 - 1 - 5 ⇒ (18) + 8 - 1 - 1 - 5 = 19, Damage: 1d4 + 2 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 - 1 = 4


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Holy balls, that was fast

    Rikal begins his war chant as he studies the purple man with the strange saw-toothed sword that roared and spun.

    [ooc]Move action: studied target. Standard:Inspired Rage.[/ooc{


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Holy balls, that was fast

    More shredded than holy, I think. Also happened the night after Groo's player advised me to bot him on account of impending Asian travel. Handy! :)


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre hid behind Karek as the violence broke out. "Help us!" She cried out to some unseen force. Winds stirred, leaves rustled from thin air, and summon: 1d3 ⇒ 3 wild dogs appeared behind the cats, barking and biting.
    bite (flank with Rikal): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 + 2 = 21, damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
    bite (flank with Chotka): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 + 2 = 15, damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
    bite (flank with Groo): 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 + 2 = 19, damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Purple ACs: 18, T15, F14
    Cat ACs: 13, T13, F11

    Round 1
    Karek swipes at the beast in his face more in surprise than anger. To his surprise, his fist continues on from its snout clear through its skull. The beast fell dead to his feet.

    Chotka roared and tried to cut a path to the wounded orc. His axe was too slow to catch the agile cat, but he followed it up with a quick snap of his jaws that managed to catch the creature. His tusks closed around its throat and the cat felt back badly bloodied.

    Spidre hid behind Karek as the violence broke out. "Help us!" She cried out to some unseen force. Winds stirred, leaves rustled from thin air, and wild dogs appeared behind the cats, barking and biting. They tore down one of the strange cats and badly wounded the other two.

    Rikal begins his war chant as he studies the purple man with the strange saw-toothed sword that roared and spun.

    Groomahk roared, letting Rikal's battle chant fill him, and struck. His huge axe tore across the purple man's chest, opening a great and gushing wound.

    "Steady fires burn me!" the purple man swore. He fled before Groo and the Sworn Band, but got barely a step before Groomahk's axe parted his head from his body. A strange, pale ichor gushed from his neck. He dropped the sword, which fell silent as it hit the ground. An instant after his head hit the floor, some feet from his body, the lights in the metal plates attached to the cats' skulls went out. Soft thumps came simultaneously from each of them, even the dead ones, and the two still alive dropped like puppets with their strings cut.

    Rules Stuff:

    I redistributed the wild dogs to account for the one dead cat.

    Groo. Looks like I forgot his DR, so he has 2 hp back.
    Axe rage, enlarge, reckless abandon, power attack: 1d20 + 8 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 - 1 + 1 = 25
    Damage: 3d6 + 3 + 9 ⇒ (2, 3, 6) + 3 + 9 = 23
    Bite rage, enlarge, reckless abandon, power attack: 1d20 + 5 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 5 - 1 + 1 = 13 miss
    Damage: 1d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 3 + 1 = 6

    Purple lost half his hp in one hit. He tries to bail, provoking off Groo.
    Axe rage, enlarge, reckless abandon, power attack: 1d20 + 8 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 8 - 1 + 1 = 28
    Damage: 3d6 + 3 + 9 ⇒ (6, 3, 2) + 3 + 9 = 23 don't even need the crit

    Groo is at 5 hp.

    On the body, the Sworn Band found a suit of armor, two vials of some sort that didn't match the usual liquid found in the caves, his toothed sword, a hand crossbow with bolts, and a brown card like those the band had found before.

    Loot:

    mwk leather armor
    2 potions cure moderate
    1 chainsaw (2 charges)
    mwk hand crossbow
    20 bolts
    brown access card


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    I thought that would go a LOT worse than it did.

    Pulling out the wand, Rikal ceases his chant and moves to heal Groomahk.

    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
    CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre snatched up one of the potions and eyed it lustfully. "This is worth a lot of money!" She whispered to herself.
    Can I take one?

    -Posted with Wayfinder


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:
    I thought that would go a LOT worse than it did.

    It was close. I knew Groo could tank a chainsaw hit and the sneak attack...but did not expect to win init or crit. He's designed as a glass cannon, which makes for a pretty swingy experience. :)

    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Pulling out the wand, Rikal ceases his chant and moves to heal Groomahk.

    [dice=CLW]1d8+1
    [dice=CLW]1d8+1
    [dice=CLW]1d8+1
    [dice=CLW]1d8+1
    [dice=CLW]1d8+1
    [dice=CLW]1d8+1

    Groo is up to 45.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:

    Spidre snatched up one of the potions and eyed it lustfully. "This is worth a lot of money!" She whispered to herself.

    Can I take one?

    -Posted with Wayfinder

    Loot management is between the players; I just give the stuff out. :)


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Wow, those heals!


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    "If you wish, you can take it. We will likely sell the majority of this to those who live in torch, " Rikal said, as he applied one more charge of the wand to Groomahk (9 hp healed).

    Rikal also takes the access card, since they would likely need it to open the doors on this floor.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    "If you wish, you can take it. We will likely sell the majority of this to those who live in torch, " Rikal said, as he applied one more charge of the wand to Groomahk (9 hp healed).

    Rikal also takes the access card, since they would likely need it to open the doors on this floor.

    Big, dumb, and juicy is all healed up now.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre steps out in front of the group with her pack of dogs. "Maybe we should let them go first." She offers, waving her hand in their general direction.
    "So, what does everybody think? This one?" Spidre inquires with a finger indicating the southernmost door. "It's safer to open the doors from back here."


    Gay Male Inhuman

    The Sworn Band passed through the southern door into a curving hallway which ended with another door. Both doors answered to the brown card, leaving them at last in a new chamber that buzzed and hummed with the sound of machinery. A long track of moving material, almost like cured hide, turned around a metal skeleton in the middle of the floor. To one end, it connected to a looming metal thing fitted with thrashing and twitching openings and blinking lights. Panels on the wall flash with strange writing and images of metal beings. To the other side, a second hide track was smeared with blood and churned through an opening in the wall to a room beyond. The entire place had an air of rot: missing parts, flashing sparks, and occasional clamors of metal on metal.

    No less than six metal men toiled within, four of the sort that the Sworn Band battled at Khonnir's home before rescuing him and two of the floating kind that held him captive. None took any interest in the band, instead intent upon doing something with the machines.

    Androffan:
    The displays refer to "manufacturing" and "fabrication" processes and equipment. One flashes a single message in red letters:

    "WARNING: Robot Command Core Damaged-Reboot Required!"


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • After a few long moments of looking at the robots, back at his stunned companions, then back at the robots, Chotka roared as he charged into the room, axe raised.

    Greataxe: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 9 - 1 - 1 + 2 = 21, Damage: 1d12 + 7 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 3 - 1 = 12

    AC is 12 for this round.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:

    After a few long moments of looking at the robots, back at his stunned companions, then back at the robots, Chotka roared as he charged into the room, axe raised.

    [dice=Greataxe]1d20+9-1-1+2, [dice=Damage]1d12+7+3-1

    AC is 12 for this round.

    I think they're all so excited by seeing that many metal men to kill that they can't quite move. :)


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Hover ACs: 16, T 13, F 13; Hardness 10
    Drone ACs: 16, T 14, F 12; Hardness 10

    Surprise and Round 1
    With a roar, Groomahk threw himself into the room. His huge axe crashed into the nearest metal man, almost slaying it with the blow. Chotka surged in just behind him, chopping deep into a different metal man with his own axe.

    All the metal men began to emit strange noises as they turned toward the Sworn Band and attacked.

    Androffan:
    "Danger! Repair operations under attack. Deploy offensive functions."

    The two metal men the orcs cut into pound them with cold fists while the two farther back in the chamber open the tubes on their back and fire glowing webs of light that cling to their bodies and hamper their movements.

    The hovering metal men trained tubes slung beneath them at the two orcs. Their mouths spat thundercracks. Chotka felt a hardness in the air rush past him and crash against the wall, but Groomahk was struck full on and knocked from his feet.

    Rules Stuff:

    Groo is also joining the fun because it's Groo. He wouldn't wait unless someone told him to. Using small words. Very small.

    Inits
    Chotka: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
    Groomahk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
    Karek: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
    Rikal: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
    Spidre: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
    Bots: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16

    Groo
    Raging, Reckless Abandon: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 8 + 1 = 26
    Damage: 3d6 + 9 ⇒ (3, 3, 3) + 9 = 18

    Bot for Chotka
    Slam: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 miss
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    Bot for Groo
    Slam: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 hit
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

    Net for Chotka
    Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 4 = 20

    Net for Groo
    Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 4 = 20

    Hover for Chotka
    Shoot: 1d20 + 5 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 5 - 2 - 4 = 1
    Nonlethal Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 6

    Hover for Groo
    Shoot: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 5 - 4 = 18
    Nonlethal Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5
    CMB: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27 and he's tripped

    Groo's AC is 11 because of a pile of stuff interacting.
    Chotka and Groo are both entangled: –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty on Dexterity, can move at only half speed, and cannot charge or run.
    Order is Bots, Karek, Spidre, Rikal, Groomahk, Chotka. The Party is up!


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Any chance my dogs are still around? Duration of 3 mins.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Spidre wrote:
    Any chance my dogs are still around? Duration of 3 mins.

    They are. You should be able to move them now.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    "Attack!" Spidre commands the wild dog pack as she fires a pair of arrows at Chotka's target. The room is filled with barks and growls, drowning out the soft twang of Spidre's bowstring.

    combat:
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 6, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 2 - 4 = 21, Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6
    Top dog (attacking below) risks 1 AoO getting into flanking.
    Dog Bite, flank with Chotka: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 2 = 12, Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
    Dog Bite vs Groo's target: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12, Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Can't see the map. On my phone.

    Rikal begins his war chant as he studies a hovering robot.

    Standard action: inspired rage, sharing gearbreaker and smasher, if people want them. Move action studied target.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Rikal Elkhorn wrote:

    Can't see the map. On my phone.

    Rikal begins his war chant as he studies a hovering robot.

    Standard action: inspired rage, sharing gearbreaker and smasher, if people want them. Move action studied target.

    Oh sure, I don't nearly murder Groomahk in the first round and you start throwing out the big guns. :)


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    We haven't fought robots since I got them.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek moves into the room up besides Chotka, who seems to be a bit more Orcish at the moment.

    Attack - PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 8 - 1 = 12

    His blow a poor one. :(

    Never fails, I go to bed and the action starts without me.


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Rikal's war chant took hold of Chotka, bolstering his blind rage and guiding his brutal chop to the most vulnerable parts of the robot before him.

    Greataxe: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 1 - 1 = 26, Damage: 1d12 + 7 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 + 3 - 1 = 18
    Ignoring 3 hardness.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    The drones don't have hardness. C&P error.

    Hover ACs: 16, T 13, F 13; Hardness 10
    Drone ACs: 16, T 14, F 12

    Round 2
    Karek moves into the room up besides Chotka, who seems to be a bit more Orcish at the moment. He swings, but fails to connect.

    "Attack!" Spidre commands the wild dog pack as she fires a pair of arrows at Chotka's target. The room is filled with barks and growls, drowning out the soft twang of Spidre's bowstring. Her arrow lodged in Chotka's metal man as her dogs surged forward. None of the dogs manage a solid bite on the metal men.

    Rikal begins his war chant as he studies a hovering robot.

    Groomahk struggled against his net, rolling around on the floor and roaring in frustration.

    Rikal's war chant took hold of Chotka, bolstering his blind rage and guiding his brutal chop to the most vulnerable parts of the robot before him. It collapsed in a shower of sparks.

    The surviving drones pressed in, with one kicking Groomahk in the head and the other two dispatching a pair of Spidre's hounds. The two hovering metal men fired their strange tubes once more, missing Rikal but striking Chotka with stunning force. The blow knocked Chotka from his feet.

    Rules Stuff:

    Groo tries to break out of his net.
    STR DC 25: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 no love

    AoO vs. Dog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 miss
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    Drones
    For Groo: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    For Dog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10 dead
    Advances

    For Dog2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 dead

    Hovers
    For Rikal: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 5 - 4 = 10 miss
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 6

    For Chotka: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 5 - 4 = 20 hit
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 7
    CMB: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26

    Groo's AC is 11 because of a pile of stuff interacting.
    Chotka and Groo are both prone.
    Chotka and Groo are both entangled: –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty on Dexterity, can move at only half speed, and cannot charge or run.
    Order is Bots, Karek, Spidre, Rikal, Groomahk, Chotka. The Party is up!


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Chotka tore at the net with his great tusks, then struggled to his feet.

    Biting the net: 1d20 + 8 - 1 - 1 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 8 - 1 - 1 - 2 = 22, Damage (does the net have hardness?): 1d4 + 7 - 1 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 1 + 3 = 12


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek attacks the still upright metal man.

    Attack - PA: 1d20 + 8 - 1 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 1 = 9 Sigh.


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:

    Chotka tore at the net with his great tusks, then struggled to his feet.

    [dice=Biting the net]1d20+8-1-1-2, [dice=Damage (does the net have hardness?)]1d4+7-1+3

    No hardness on the net. I'm not that evil...yet. :)


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal looses an arrow at the hoverbot he studied (We'll call it the closest one to me) as his own battle chant overcomes him.

    Bow attack, studied target: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 1 = 14

    Unfortunately, his arrow goes wide and he misses the mark.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre moves into the room to get a better position and finds her last dog attacking a robot next to Groomahk. Without a second thought she fires an arrow in that direction.

    Combat:
    Longbow: 1d20 + 8 - 4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 8 - 4 + 1 + 1 = 13, Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
    Dog Bite (raging): 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 2 + 1 = 17, Damage: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Hover ACs: 16, T 13, F 13; Hardness 10
    Drone ACs: 16, T 14, F 12

    Round 3
    Karek attacks the still upright metal man, but his knuckles strike on unyielding metal.

    Spidre moves into the room to get a better position and finds her last dog attacking a robot next to Groomahk. Without a second thought she fires an arrow in that direction. The dog bit deep into exposed wiring as her arrow flew just past the metal man's head.

    Rikal looses an arrow at the hoverbot he studied as his own battle chant overcomes him. Unfortunately, his arrow goes wide and he misses the mark.

    Snarling, Groomahk swung his huge axe against the floor, parting the strands of his net and flying to his feet. The metal men kicked him as he rose.

    Chotka tore at the net with his great tusks, then struggled to his feet. It ripped open as easily as Groomahk's under the might of orcish tusks. He gained his feet again just as the metal men pressed their attack, taking a hard punch to the chest as two others beat Groomahk almost to unconsciousness. The last finished Spidre's final dog.

    One of the flying metal men trained its strange tube on Groomahk again. Again the tube spoke and Groomahk fell, thrown from his feet and cracking his head painfully on the floor. He did not stir. That echo's a killer. :) The other fired high over Karek's head, doing no more than denting a part of the metal ceiling.

    Rules Stuff:

    I'm not rolling for Groo because he's going to do more than 5 damage to the net. He provokes for rising, though.

    AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
    AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

    Chotka also provokes for rising.
    AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 damn
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

    Bots now.
    Chotka: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 hit
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    Groo: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    Dog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

    Hovers
    Shoot Groo: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 5 - 4 = 18
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 6
    CMD: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

    Shoot Karek: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (3) + 5 - 4 = 4
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 2
    CMD: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27

    Groo's AC is 11 because of a pile of stuff interacting. He's also unconscious thanks to nonlethal damage.
    Chotka is both prone.
    Chotka is entangled: –2 penalty on attack rolls and a –4 penalty on Dexterity, can move at only half speed, and cannot charge or run.
    Order is Bots, Karek, Spidre, Rikal, Groomahk, Chotka. The Party is up!


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Am I still prone and entangled, or is that just a leftover copy/paste from last time, since I cut myself out of the net and stood up?


    Gay Male Inhuman
    Chotka, Last of the Blackeyes wrote:
    Am I still prone and entangled, or is that just a leftover copy/paste from last time, since I cut myself out of the net and stood up?

    It's an error. I didn't recheck the footer before I finished the post.


    Male Human Brawler/Alchemist (Beastmorph) 4. HP 44. AC 16, T12, F13, Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +1 . Init +6. Perception + 7.

    Karek takes a 5 foot step back and wracks his brains, 'Too hard to hit with my hands,' He thinks, deciding to try something else.

    He lobs a shock bomb at the metal man beside Groomahk.

    attack vs touch AC: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 Crapsticks.

    Both robots can make a reflex save DC13 to take half of 4 pts of electricity damage from the splash.


    Female Ranger/Summoner 4 - HP: 44/44 | AC 20/21 | T 15 | FF 16 | F: +8 | R: +10 | W: +7/9 | CMD 18 | Init +4(+2 deed)/(+2 FT) | Percep +8/10 | 20ft
    Resources:
    Pn: 3/3; SNA: 6/6

    Spidre sees Karek's spark bomb and becomes inspired. She shifts behind the others and twists the air between her hands, stirring up a dark cloud. It grows to be as big as her and rolls out into the room, striking out at the robots.

    Combat:

    Summoning a small lightning elemental to fight Chotka's robots.
    Starting with the damaged target.

    Slam (vs metal, flanking): 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 5 + 3 + 2 = 30, Damage (1d3e): 1d4 + 1d3 ⇒ (3) + (3) = 6
    Slam confirm? (vs metal, flanking): 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 5 + 3 + 2 = 19, Crit Damage? (1d3e): 1d4 + 1d3 ⇒ (4) + (1) = 5


    Male Human Skald 4/Shaman (battle) 4/Gestalt 4 | AC 18 (17), touch 13, flat-footed 15 (14) | Fort +6, Ref +3, Will +8 | HP 32/32 | Init +3 | Perception +11 | Raging Song 12/12 | Wandering Spirit: Slums

    Rikal moves up behind Groomahk, drawing his wand and tapping the orc warrior with it to heal his wounds.

    Wand of CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7


    Orcl/Bld 4 | 52/52, | Fort +7, Ref +3, Will +4 | AC 17, T 11, FF 16, (+1 AC vs. Robots), CMD 19 | Perc. +3 | Init +1 Orc
    Status:
  • Nothing right now
  • Greataxe: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 9 - 1 - 1 + 1 = 18, Damage: 1d12 + 7 + 3 - 1 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 3 - 1 = 17
    Bite: 1d20 + 3 - 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 - 1 - 1 + 1 = 3

    Chotka swung his axe in a wide arc before slamming it into the robot before him, hoping to cut the enemy in half.

    I keep forgetting, but I get +1 to hit and my AC is 15 against robots. I'll update my stat line to make it easier to remember.


    Gay Male Inhuman

    Hover ACs: 16, T 13, F 13; Hardness 10
    Drone ACs: 16, T 14, F 12; vulnerable to elec

    Round 4
    Karek takes a 5 foot step back and wracks his brains, 'Too hard to hit with my hands,' He thinks, deciding to try something else. He lobs a shock bomb at the metal man beside Groomahk. It misses, but explodes with lightning anyway. The bolts hungrily strike the metal men, nearly slaying one.

    Spidre sees Karek's spark bomb and becomes inspired. She shifts behind the others and twists the air between her hands, stirring up a dark cloud. It grows to be as big as her and rolls out into the room, striking out at the robots. It hit the one still facing Chotka hard, sending arcs across its body.

    Rikal moves up behind Groomahk, drawing his wand and tapping the orc warrior with it to heal his wounds. Groomahk was roused and roared as he rose. The two metal men beat him almost back to the ground. He swung wildly, but they dodged his axe.

    Chotka swung his axe in a wide arc before slamming it into the robot before him, hoping to cut the enemy in half. The blade almost made it, carving so deep into the metal man that for a moment Chotka thought it would fall.

    Chotka's robot turned on the elemental and punched it. For an instant the elemental's whole body flickered and nearly died away. The other two pressed the attack on Groomahk and Karek, but neither landed a solid blow.

    The hoverers blasted Chotka down again and knocked Karek off his feet.

    Rules Stuff:

    Ref DC 13 for Karek's stuff: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 6 damage

    AoOs for Groo
    1: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
    2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

    Groo: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 1 = 12 miss
    Damage: 3d6 + 9 ⇒ (3, 2, 1) + 9 = 15

    Drones
    Lightning ele: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

    Karek: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 miss
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

    Groo: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 miss
    Damage: 1d4 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

    Hover for Chotka
    Shoot: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 2
    CMB: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19

    Hover for Karek
    Shoot: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
    Nonlethal: 1d8 ⇒ 6
    CMB: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

    Groo's AC is 11 because of a pile of stuff interacting.
    Chotka & Karek are prone.
    Order is Bots, Karek, Spidre, Rikal, Groomahk, Chotka. The Party is up!

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