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Ryuko's Runelords: Burnt Offerings (Inactive)

Game Master Ryuko


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Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Dangnabbit, take a wee nap after running a dungeon, and stuff explodes while I am resting my eyes. Now I cannot fix it without further offending Vulf.

ah well... such is life.

Funny how Florin's first reaction was "husband" though. Haha.


Male Huaman (Chelaxian) Bard 1

assuming you’re not going to attack me Vulf I think it’s fairly safe for florin to drop out of the lime light for now. Aghhh time difference and stupidly early starts tomorrow. People as always it’s been a pleasure.


Summoner 1 HP: 14/14

Night. Oddly, it seems like the perfect time for Rohan to come back into the situation.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Actually, this is the perfect opportunity for our awesome cleric of Torag to lay the smack down, I should think, as he has shown the propensity to... But, alas...

So, how's Ameiko doing, Rohan. Hmm?


Summoner 1 HP: 14/14

She's fine... I mean how should I know? I was just getting a drink I swear..


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Am reminded of the screening of Logjammer in the Big Lebowski.

"You can guess what happens next..."

Lebowski: "He fixes the cable?"


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Haha... I loved that line. Also loving that I can leave for eight hours and have more than 20 posts waiting when I get home.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

A shame that our contender is not present... is rather quiet again, tonight.


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

It's a shame. Itd be fun to do it.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

New goal for my sorc, take a rank in Linguistics to learn giant and post in Norsk, the original D&D language of giants.


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Sorry again for late posting won't happen again I swear i was hijacked to the lake to drink with some frinds only turned out badly and me not drinking so we will fix this situation with vulf soon i actually do not intend vulf to be like this


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Don't worry about it (at least not on my account). By most PbP standards, this is a VERY active game--and things pop up.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Life happens, Vulf. We've all been there.

That said, I will likely be away from my computer for most of the daytime tomorrow, and will have to catch up in the evening. Cleaning out my grandparents home of 50 years, so... lots and lots of garbage and junk to toss. Fun for me!


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Ok so onto the finals lets see what happens


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Yeah man, i got a whole gold riding on this. You know how much a gold is to a sorc? that's like... 10 silver, man. or 100 copper. That's really bad meals at sleazy taverns where the warrior 3 is blubbering into his tankard about how the hottest girl in town, the charisma 15 milk maiden ran off with some random adventurer and came back pregnant and dead inside - then they see the Cha 17 sorc and think about naughty things...

on second thought, i should have probably wagered more gold. not like I need it.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Ja. Up to you now, Vulf. Markellus is just waiting to start watching the match, since it's something that he enjoys very much. Besides, that way we can get on with the drama between Vulf and Rohan.

That, or just enjoy the festival. Either way, really.


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Does Vulf happen to be on now? I'm off work and have no problems for the rest of the night, so I'm up for doing his duel if possible.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

*begins shuffling card deck for a friendly game of poker between Markellus and Zelaria with the intent of antagonizing Vulf into posting*

So... rules are, highest card removes an article of clothing, then looks at Vulf and laughs!


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Wow... Just... wow... I have no answer to that.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Awh, c'mon, he's a priest displaying the symbol of Erastil. We all know he's not going to go for it! He'd be smoten from above!

Sheesh...

My jests, they strike in odd places, sometimes, I suppose.


Summoner 1 HP: 14/14

That is full of Win, right there.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

I suppose it's because I got to play my infrequent Calistrian bard campaign earlier, and she's now favored the lady of the sacred stings for being extraordinarily slutty.

Zelaria's experience with boys is Vulf. And I should think that it shows. She's not intentionally messing up, she just doesn't know any better.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Welp, might be that Deadeye likes a long-range look see from time to time. Might be that his paladins are taught secret fertility rituals to help with the harvest. Might be that Cupid's proverbial arrows are shot by a bored god of farming and hunting when he forgets that he's holding a bow.

At any rate, Markellus draws a 1d13 ⇒ 12, i.e. a Queen.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Sleight of hand check: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Zelaria easily comes up with the queen, as though it is her own. "The hat, please."


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Nawp, never said that you got to pick which piece of clothing. 'sides, need to see Rohan's draw.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Zelaria bats her thick black eyelashes at you, appearing flushed and innocent. "Pray, pardon me, but I do recall asking, please, Markellus."


Summoner 1 HP: 14/14

Wait? How did I get drawn into this? Okay fine..

1d13 ⇒ 6 a nice mediocre number. High card loses right?


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Ok ok im on yeesh lol


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Making a half elven character for another campaign. Can anyone help me come up with a sufficiently elven name? I'm so bad at character names.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Thelssarinoth *descriptive text that explains what his role is here*.

That or Bob. Could be entertaining to have an Elf referred to as Bob.

Oh, and Markellus sighs and gives the hat to Zelaria.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Zelaria giggles and places the hat on her head, and it appears curiously like Papa's work shirt, ill fitting, but adorable.

"Finally, an event which I can participate in!"


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Ryuko did I hit?


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Nope, poor Vulf, you got to fight the best guy in this tournament. I expect him to win this one.


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

EWWWWW!!!

in that case I think ill have to go berserk and use my boon though not on a 20 to hit lol


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Oooh, oooh, pick me! Pick me! I'll daze him, and then you can hit 'im all you want!


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

how the heck do I get 2 8's?


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Also... I hate to tell you this but I really, really, severely doubt that it'll take the sherriff more than three rounds to bring you down. He's a tough one.


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Oh I know i lose now lol so ill roleplay it out im just glad I get to hit the lil ummm guy before he goes down due to exhaustion


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

I need armor lol T_T I didnt know what money I had so I just got leather lol but hopefully by level 3 ill have either chain shirt or hide shirt, +4, two weapon defense and dodge so 19 ac lol


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

wow did I just hit a second time?


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

You did.


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Sorry if I kept you up late


Male Human Super Cruel DM 10

Nah, I just figured this would be a good time for me to sign off for now. When I get home from work tomorrow we will be fast-forwarding to the dusk celebrations and the real action. Until then, roleplay amongst yourselves.


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

I swear that will be the sappiest line ill post for a long long time :)


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Heh, I'm sure if you ask Florin some, he'll be delighted to teach you.

*giggles*

Or Markellus can teach you some aphorisms.


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Tch. I knew I forgot something in that last post. Ah well. I'm sure I can make up an aphorism for the next one.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Oh yeah, the goodly goddess of travelers may have sent you -

Markellus - NOPE! My lawful good god of smiting is supreme!


Male Human (Chelaxian) Paladin (Divine Hunter) 1

Nah, that's more of an Abadar thing, actually. Erastil is more "Welp, boah, you git on dawn ta that thar Sandpoint and see what's what w' t' harvest n' all that. Ah'll be sittin' heah watchin'. Have fun now, you heah?

...In retrospect, thank you for advising that I tone the accent down on Markellus.


Female Human Oracle (Heavens Mystery)/1

Markellus's accent, based on above


Male Half Elf Barbarian 1

Lol mark you just had to threaten him about being careful with Aria lol

now she has to play peacekeeper when I know I was ready to calm things down lol

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