Ryuko's Runelords: Burnt Offerings
Game Master Ryuko

Hey guys, sorry about my silence the last couple days. I'm going through a bit of a rough patch with my gf and my family, and I'm having trouble summoning creative energy from that. I had hopes to write tonight but another argument has left me feeling drained so hopefully later tongiht I'll be better. Either way I have the next two days off so let's hope I'm feeling up to it in the morning. Just apologizing for crap and explaining my abscence, happy trails.

No worries. Life happens. Take all the time you need.

Um Rohan. It's not midnight, and the front door is not the side entrance.

I mean, I know you're a spell caster that isn't focused on INT, but c'mon, man. Sheesh.

Don't care, too busy saving Ameiko. But if you want you could say something to IC.

lemme finish laughing uncontrollably first.

Anyone else getting shades of Sue here?

Are you making a Glee reference or am I missing something? If you are, that's awesome.

Nope. Never seen Glee. Sue is shorthand for Mary Sue, which is something you never want your character to be.

I think I'll let Rohan have this one. Zelaria's been too much drama lately. She's going to fade into obscurity so Rohan can plant the seed, so to speak.

Ah, I see. Yes, I do not want that. You're too kind, Zelaria. And did you really have to put it that way?

Well, I could have said that Zelaria will let Florin fluff Ameiko for Rohan. :P

Pick. your. poison.

Well Rohan would have killed Florin before any of that, but fair enough. I imagine Dorrak will again be the voice of reason here as always.

BONK!!

*continues laughing*

Heading off to bed now, be on in 8-10 hours, so enjoy yourselves. And yes... I thought BONK rather appropriate.

Just out of curiosity, what is it about Paizo NPC ladies that PCs do not have?

Wait, stupid question. Huge Cheesecake breasticles.

Hahaha. Aaaah, kingmaker NPCs. Ryuko knows the joys of sexing up at least one of em. :P

Ha, pssibly the only one without huge chesticles... though I bet his pecs are pretty ripped.

And now so is his anus. Or James's. We'll never know. :P

Just some admin to start.

@Ryuko: It’s cool man take all the time you need. ‘STAND BY YOUR DM, GIVE HIM’ etc....

@Rohan: you could never take Florin in a fight...Copper on the other hand (scourge of philandering bards!)

@Zelaria: (see above)Ewww! Just graphically unnecessary.

...Rohan braking into a building this needs the delicate touch of a WIS 7 Bard to the Florinmobile!

Hey, that was medical terminology. That's no where near as disgusting as most of the stuff in LKH.

And, just great. The derp duo are going to raise a panic with the citizens while the sheriff is away.

Where is Dorrak, the cock-blocker of Janderhol?

I'm not going to do it IC but if all you guys could add either the words Sweetie, lover, honey or babe to all the end of Florins conversations with Rohan that would be just super.

Oh my goodness, florin. Hubby and I have been arguing about CC since he got back, and your post made me laugh so hard. I gotta take care of CC stuff while it's on my brain, or it'll just... plop.

Ugh... Aria... ugh. Anyway....

Yeah, I like your arguments actually... funny little group dynamic over there.

Ah I though the ‘Florin gambit’ was a great idea never mind.

It was clever and very bard-like, but it was not meant to be,

Sorry I'm out of this one, guys. CC is kicking my ass at the moment. Zelaria is likely upset that she got scolded by her mama, and that Rohan is acting like a loon on so little to go on. And I agree with Dorrak's assessment.

It's alright. Rohan doesn't even know what the hell he's doing, so he's just frustrated by the whole thing. So excuse his craziness.

sorry guys real life game happens on sundays always hard to post then but yeah its funny cause Vulf wouldnt have an answer hes still puzzling out Florins plan hehehe

@ Vulf, would he have told Zelaria that her mum was kicking him out?

@ Zelaria
Im sure he would at least in forewarning her that her mother was angry lol

yeah, that whole thing was over so fast, my head spun. Hahaha.

Sorry guys real life game last night so had no time to post. Florin will activate continue to inspire, activate arcane strike, move and attack. i will post later today but to speed things up anyone can roll for me using my mods.

And I felt bad that Kressle was like a bond villain. Goblin kilt itself? What the heck?

Hey all, I've just finished moving in with my GF today and we won't have internet for at least a week. Any posts I make will be made from my phone and probably won't be very long. Just letting everyone know in advance.

Thanks for letting us know.

Hey, checking in to see if this campaign is going to get rolling again. If not no worries but with limited time available I don't want to start sending out applications if we do decide to continue.

I was going to ask that myself but Dorrak beat me to the punch. Is everything okay, Ryuko?

Sorry to have disappeared everyone. My time without internet was far longer than expected. I'm back if anyone else is still here.

Anyone?

Im here unsure about everyone else

So. I got hit by a car...

I'm ok, a bit banged up, fractured wrist, couple cuts. But since I lost a chunk of ring finger I probably won't want to type much at least for awhile. So I guess you don't have your DM back yet lol...

Gotta love life throwing terrible crap at you.

Best few months ever.

S$&# man