Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
I think the ??? is a combination of identity theft and seducing guards.
Vashti Amela |
Is that our first Monty reference?
Excellent!
@ Silence:How you doing?
@ Zses: You should be so glad this is not the NE negative energy channeling super b..not nice women worshiper of Urgathoa that she is based on.
Sigrun Jagrsdottir |
Lol. If we get to the world jumping aspects at the middle of this AP, the fact that you play Lyosha as Russian is gonna be awesome.
"mattress back" LMAO!!!
'Silence' |
wait so sigrun didnt get mad at silence for suggesting she be one of these mysterious matressybacks? how you both doing? *lawls* i kid i kid.
Sigrun Jagrsdottir |
Lol if it gets us closer to killing the witches, so be it, it's not like she wears all that much anyway, some guards might go for the amazon look. All the better to hurt them when they aren't thinking clearly.
Lyosha Neverhome |
Lol. If we get to the world jumping aspects at the middle of this AP, the fact that you play Lyosha as Russian is gonna be awesome.
"mattress back" LMAO!!!
I just really want a Ushanka... And to meet Anastasia.
♫Once upon a December...♫
Lyosha Neverhome |
...uh oh... Knew I should have put a spoiler tag on that...
*goes and sit in corner of shame*
Lyosha Neverhome |
Yes.
Zsestrian Raven |
yup
Lyosha Neverhome |
Awaiting Orders Mon Capitan!
Vashti Amela |
Da! Find me my new husband! I'm not getting any younger and I want children!
Oh, wait, that's a personal goal.
My bad.
Let's set up an ambush, dress as guards and "entertainers", and bring bloody justice to the child killing b..ch witch.
Shut down the winter portal.
Profit!
Percy Silvershaper |
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It's not like I wasn't following you anyway. :)
Besides, with you as lead, our chances of destroying the world just went way down.
Percy Silvershaper |
And Sigrun as battle lord, lets not forget!
Lyosha Neverhome |
*not catching her first dismissal he simply sweeps his hand along the group*
Would you like them short, furry, feminine, or easily trained? Anything other than that might take awhile.
Vashti Amela |
*not catching her first dismissal he simply sweeps his hand along the group*
Would you like them short, furry, feminine, or easily trained? Anything other than that might take awhile.
I like my men taller than me, not feminine, and most men are easily trained. I have no experience with furry, but beards are fine!
And, compatible, my clock's ticking here and I'm not getting any younger!
Lyosha Neverhome |
*takes notes*
Zsestrian Raven |
...short, furry, feminine, or easily trained...
*Check who's the short, the furry, the feminine one...*
Wait, does that 'easily trained' has anything to do with S&M full-casting?
Lyosha Neverhome |
I was referring to in general, but yeah I suppose it could.
Vashti Amela |
Um, not from me dear.
The combination of cooking, charm and affection or the with holding of such used to bring my husband in line rather quickly.
Muffin, sweety?
Lyosha Neverhome |
No thank you... This could be a more difficult quest than I thought.
Percy Silvershaper |
Lyosha the Matchmaker. This should go well! * gets popcorn*
Lyosha Neverhome |
It worked with Silence and Tenpenny!
Lyosha Neverhome |
It did not work friend Neverhome she ran off remember
... Instead of trying to kill us, remember? She's just playing hard to get. :3
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Lyosha Neverhome |
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch...
Hehe... And now I'm sad.
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Yea. As soon as the idea came into my head, I got sad.
Lyosha Neverhome |
-_-
Vashti Amela |
I think he would be proud of us.
No more sad thoughts, lets go kill stuff as Samakitty has suggested!
Bloodshed and fire always seems to perk us up!
Percy Silvershaper |
Squeeee! Especially if there's a mage!
Percy Silvershaper |
Did we have a languages list in this game, or no?
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Let's do it!
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Did we have a languages list in this game, or no?
Like you mean who knows what language?
Vashti Amela |
Percy Silvershaper wrote:Did we have a languages list in this game, or no?Like you mean who knows what language?
That I am aware of, no.
My list is short, Taldan, Varisian, and Celestial.
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
And as evidenced by my IC post: Common, Halfling, Sylvan.
Percy Silvershaper |
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I mean like real world language text substituted for spoken language. A couple of my games do it and I couldn't remember if this was one of them. Apparently not. :)
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Oh gotcha. I'm doing that in one of my other games.
Percy Silvershaper |
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As long as I'm within 30' or so, I'm good. Also, we probably shouldn't ride the barbarians into battle. I don't have the ranks in Ride for that. :P
Lyosha Neverhome |
Same.
Vashti Amela |
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Place wagon about 200' from the ambush.
Assuming the patrol takes the path, I will place everyone as such.
Allie, Percy, Ered, Hobbes and Zes on one side, that way we have a little healing and limited ranged attacks.
The girls start the ambush with ranged attack magic, Zes identifies what he believes to be the leader and you mess him up, Erid and Hobbes provide security as well as attack.
Sig, Lyosha, Samakitty, and my self on the other side.
After our casters open up to soften them up, our hitters move in (or charge and wipe them out hopefully.
If they are still standing, Ered and Hobbes close to hit hard and flank, and the girls hit them with ranged. Zes, mess up the most capable combatant.
And, well, if the ambush is discovered, Charge!
If we are totally messed up, fail back to the Slaygon.
I don't know the scale of the map, but I want the casters as far back as possible, but in range and the hitters within charging range.
Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
Yes Ma'am! *Salutes.