"This is me speaking," the character spoke. But you won't hear my thoughts.
This is how I'll format my posts. If you do it differently, just make sure that each component (action, speech, thought, OoC, dice rolls) is distinct.
Otherwise, welcome to the group! Once everyone has posted at least once to the gameplay thread, we'll get started.
I resisted the temptation to make a joke about the drowned goblin.
I was sooo tempted to have Doggy say, "Yeah, no one like that goofy nerd--Geek Mogurt."
But me resisted!! So proud of self!!
Sorry for the late join, folks! Had a few crises to manage in the past few days, but now I'm all in!
If Geek Mogurt shows up as an enemy, you know who's to blame! (Me, obviously.)
Sorry for the late join, folks! Had a few crises to manage in the past few days, but now I'm all in!
Glad to have you join us! If you're ever too busy to post for a while, just let us know beforehand.
GM I'm not really sure what your after from us, are we hallenging the other PC's? Or ourselves? And what are the dares? Sorry if I'm being slow.
Are the Bull Slugs an Earthbound reference?! :D
GM I'm not really sure what your after from us, are we hallenging the other PC's? Or ourselves? And what are the dares? Sorry if I'm being slow.
Sorry for being unclear. Since there are 6 of you and 4 dares, I thought it might be interesting if there was some competition between the PCs. This is why I didn't want to resolve them all yesterday. The dares that you could contest are Eat A Bunch of Bull Slugs Real Quick, Escape the Rusty Earbiter, and Dance with Squealy Nord.
I'll explain the specifics for each dare during gameplay.
Are the Bull Slugs an Earthbound reference?! :D
I'd be surprised if it were!
Each bull slug requires a DC 15 Fortitude save, or a DC 10 if you don't bother to spit out the slug's slime bladder.
Wait, so it's a lower DC if I don't spit out the slime bladders?
Yes, but the acrid slime from the bull slug may have additional effects. It's up to you whether you want to take the risk.
Yes, but the acrid slime from the bull slug may have additional effects. It's up to you whether you want to take the risk.
Under no circumstances would Ghir ever willingly spit something out. Risk or no, he's eating them whole.
Wow, Mags, I just realized that you were Spooky Mags.
"Ahoy?"
Indeed! Couldn't have put it better myself...
The silence is deafening.
The silence is deafening.
I'm sorry I dropped the ball, guys. Drubbus, Sara, and Ghir need to take their turns posting — I thought I'd wait until they posted before writing a new post to start the next round of combat, then got busy with other things and didn't check back soon enough. Thankfully, Lotslegs lies dead and her babies are almost dead too. If those three don't post by tomorrow (again, I should have been clearer about who needed to post), we can move on. I won't let the game fall apart so quickly.
Update: I've sent private messages to Drubbus and Sara; for some reason, I can't send one to Ghir. See you tomorrow, guys.
Sorry for the slow posting! Been really busy lately.
The posting order will be Mags the Amazing, the horse, then everyone else.
Anyone else find it amusing that we're waiting for a horse to post? I can't help but picture all the keyboards, laptops, tablets, and smartphones he's smashed with his hooves in the attempt ;)
Ha! Love it.
(ummm Paizo ate a post.. I swear I posted my action in anticipation of after the horse attacks... or was that last round? I shot him for 4 damage...)
EDIT: Rather, 3... and I missed unless the horse has a negative Dex modifer... found the post... was confuszed on which page this was.
In unrelated news: Goblin Sale. The sale doesn't start until 4/18, though.
Erm... What's happening with this, Has anyone heard from... anyone. Be nice yo get it moving again..
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I fired off a PM to the GM. If I hear anything I'll post it here if necessary (but probably not until Tuesday at the earliest).
Thanks Dogbeard, still loving your piratical work!
Sara fires off a 17 gun salute to Cap'n Dogbeard. Only 17 because she gets bored having to reload a single gun after every shot... and because she realizes she's wasting ammo.
I fired off a PM to the GM. If I hear anything I'll post it here if necessary (but probably not until Tuesday at the earliest).
"Ill news, mateys. It appears we've entered a dead calm."
(Means "No word from the GM.")
Bad times... What do we want to do from here peeps?
I have no idea. Still here though.
Hope he's okay... I take it none of us know him IRL?
I don't.
Me neither. Question is, do we want to try and continue, or are we out?
Well, not much we can do without a GM. So, maybe leave a message for him here, then when he returns (let's hope) he can message us.