Pathfinder, Earth

Game Master Jaster Kite

"See Nazuri? Ehh, professionals."

Ha ha. :)

In other news, I am wondering what the crap we are going to do here. I don't know what alignment you all are, but this whole thing is highly unethical. Nazuri would rather just walk away and let them kill each other if that's what they are insistent on doing. She doesn't know your friend and wonders if *anyone* could be worth doing either group a murderous favor. Helping either group doesn't make the world better, and only involves us in evil.

Well, there's the EZ math train of thought:
2 hostile groups -1= less hostile groups and bloodshed in Japans literal underground.

But, I mean yeah its weird that our "contact" tried to kill one of us and then charged us for info, but I'm rolling with the assumption that things'll make sense in the end.

Although I must say, why tell us the players about Nazuri's reservations, and not have Nazuri tell our characters instead? We can fill her in on the reasons we want Silver back.

Oh, yeah... I wrote this big long thing about her reservations right after turtle soup told us he would fight to the death, but it was all based on going back to the huddle and not saying it in front of the kappas... and I got ninjaed because I wrote such a long post, so we weren't huddling anymore... so I just left in the part where I tried to use diplomacy on him to agree to something less assassination-like. Once he rejects my overture, I'll mention that it sure isn't heroic (or good) to be working for evil people.

Being Ninja'd really is the worse.

I believe the company name is Lunaris Inc.

Totally unrelated to the moral quandaries this team has found themselves in, I've put a few options in via Aka Manto and the INKlings, but I'm sure the team could come up with more. Some of which wouldn't require an alignment check :)

"I'm a vigilante, got it? I don't care if I have to play as True Neutral for a couple of days."

First thing that popped into my head. 4:12 is where the line comes from. Can't get the video at a certain time while on my iPad.

Oh my, my internet has finally returned, sorry for the lack of posts lately, been having issues with my internet provider.

Understandable. I'm, lucky enough to be the only person in my house with no internet problems ATM.

Course now that I've said that...

GUYS! A player just did a funny thing in my Emerald Spire game!

** spoiler omitted **

Well it happened. The lich walks the land once more on the first day a saving throw was rolled. Failed by 1, so no more paladin/monk.

The moral of the story is "don't shove weird mechanical things in your crevasses."

That sucks extra hard for that guy too, cause Paladin/monk sounds like the most powerful bastion of saves in the game, barring certain obnoxious late level wizard builds.

We figured it out between game. He needed to role a 5 and he'd stave off the lich's return for a day. Statistically he was going to fail at some point unless they figured out the real phylactery was in his chest.

Had it taken longer than just the first save, lich corruptions would've been a hint to the party something was going on.

Luckily he simply exploded, so there are parts around for use with the philosopher's stone they just found XD

If there is a future plot where the villain of the week attempts to turn the entire ocean to fruit punch, you know where I got the idea.

Do we have Geralt with us?

Very sorry, been getting allot of snow latly, COMPLETELY took out my internet.

Also, do I drink the vial or throw it? Forgot what it was.

Shield extract. The intention was to break it in the hand, but you could drink it too.

Ditto. Don't you just love winter?

Also, didn't notice at first due to Nazuri and Rameil having similar avatars, but do we have Rameil still?

I've been distracted and a bit sick. The cold didn't help at all.

Also, holy crud, you're right. Nazuri could be my sister or something! XD

How great of a plot-twist would it be if you found out you had an Aasimar half-sister? :)

Yeah, everyone's sick irl, too. I haven't been stricken (yet) and I hope to continue holding out.

Did we win?

Lol

XD

Sorry, I've been busy with some sick relatives (on a side note, if I become sick/die, you know why that happened)

I posted something in the gameplay thread two days ago and it's not there *soft sobbing noises*

How much collateral damage would all that dakka of yours do, Dev?

How much collateral damage would all that dakka of yours do, Dev?

"Plenty."

But yeah, like I mentioned when I was trying to figure out automatic gun rules, the attack is a line effect. So for example, I'm guessing that last attack did 60 damage (A uhh, related issue), so anyone in that path would take 60 damage, barring applicable DR. Luckily, that also means it probably wouldn't do much to objects made of something tougher than glass.

The rules also mentioned something about how to target multiple enemies with the attack, but that's where the rules got confusing.

That's more than enough :)

It posted!!

If it didn't work again, I would have cried.

Do we still have Rameil with us?

Are we going to dakka, Devic?

Oh, we're waiting on me? Sorry, I thought I made all my actions so far.

But yeah, Im pretty sure dakka's the way to go. If she renames her gun to "Lawnmower" does it still count as the same gun?

No problem. I've been a bit tardy myself. I've been covering the shifts of another employee and all my vacation days have went out the window for this week and the next.

I like the name 'Lawnmower'. The name Woodchipper also seems to apply nicely :)

I can enter Paizo again!! :)

Anyways, do any of you have any hopes/opinions on the upcoming Planar Adventures book, or am I the only one looking forward to it?

On a related note, I was expecting more from the Ultimate Wilderness, but I still enjoyed it.

I decided long ago not to be excited by new products from Paizo. When it becomes invariably bad I am not disappointed.

I can't defend the shifter too much, dud that it is, but UW added some cool-looking archetypes. The Green Scourge made me almost want to play a druid. Almost.

I'm upset that the shifter can bypass dr/-

I can understand every other dr, but not Dr/-

It's almost a capstone and one of the few unique things it had.

I was mostly in it for the archetypes, companions, familiars, and some of the feats. I did not like the Shifter at all, and there were far too few spells for a wilderness-dedicated book.

Good attitude to have, Rameil. That means you're never disappointed and sometimes pleasantly surprised.

See, when I said that in the UW product thead before it came out no one understood. XD

It’s the way to be, man.

Paizo took a nap on me again yesterday. Will post when I get back home tonight.

I wasn't able to get in again when I got home, but I checked in again later and I mother-freaking did it!

Anyways, I'm going to go ahead and browse the Bestiaries for more powerful, less plentiful Japanese monsters real quick XD

I might have a suggestion...

Devic can bring the boom, now.

So, I decided that after this fight I'd ask for some opinions about the Lawnmower. Keeping in mind that this fight was pretty par for the course for how automatic guns operate. I don't want to leave anyone feeling overshadowed of course. If anyone minds the DPS Devics putting out Ill understand and switch back to a regular ol pistol.

I don't mind, damage was never really my forte anyway

No problem with me. Win every fight? Bonus. :)

I'm okay with it too. It will allow me to branch out into other Spheres if I chose to without worrying too much about not supporting my Blasting further.

It was definitely fun and messy :)

Does this website look different to anyone else?

I am not a fan of it.