I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Reta jumps at the wasps, trying to chomp down on them, randomly slicing and chopping at the air with her dogslicer. "KILL AND EAT ALL STABBY BUGS AND STABBY BUG THROWER."
Reta charges up the gangplank, waving her dogslicer wildly.
StephNyan |
Since the hurdle on the gangplank's cleared I'll skip to the part where everyone's eventually succeeded to climb up.
Upper Deck
The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin,the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.
Two of Vorka’s feral dogs live on this upper deck—one a mangy hound with one blue eye and one brown eye and the other a scruffy mongrel with a crooked tail. Both are quite feral and half-starved, chained to different masts via 20-foot-long rusty chains. The mangy hound is chained to the central mast on the upper deck, while the scruffy mongrel is chained to the aft mast below. It doesn't take long before the dog that's closest to the goblins smells them and starts barking, and the other dog soon joins in the barking.
There's a new map!
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Reta charges the chained animals. "KILL DOGS. KILLLLLLL ALL THE DOGS."
Charge with +1 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Chuffy__Lickwound |
Chuffy will double move to the bottom right corner of this deck, setting up a jump down to the back deck. Then hopefully behind the dog to flank with another goblin next round.
StephNyan |
Moved you on the map. In the future I'd like it if you'd update your own movement, and no update = no movement.
The nearest dog goes down when Reta attacks it. One dog remains on the lower deck. It pulls its chain, which breaks, and moves over to Chuffy.
Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
The dog sinks its teeth in Chuffy's leg, inflicting a nasty wound.
Turn progression:
Chuffy 7/11HP (Could you update this in the info bar below your name?)
Mogmurch
Poog
Reta
Dog
You may all move before the dog attacks again, because it just broke loose. I've decided I won't roll initiative for this encounter.
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Sorry, forgot to move myself that time. I'll remember next time.
Reta licks the blood and brains from the dog she killed off her face. She runs down to the other dog, her teeth chattering in anticipation.
"RETA BEST DOGSLICER IN WORLD."
Attack with +1 dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
Chuffy__Lickwound |
"Doggie mean. Chuffy teach it a lesson."
melee: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 = 25
damage: 1d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) - 2 + (2) = 1 1d4=1 min + SA 2 = 3 damage
crit confirm: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9
crit damage: 1d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) - 2 + (6) = 7
StephNyan |
Eager to kill another dog Reta moves up to the second dog, and nearly kills it with a slash from her dogslicer. Chuffy finishes the job by stabbing the dog in its side.
With both dogs down the goblins have several options. They could open the door on the lower deck (to area 6), which Reta's standing next to. Another option would be to open the door of the cabin on the upper deck (to area 5), close to where Poog's standing. There's of course also the option to climb into one of the masts and check out the crow's nests (4).
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Reta slaps the back of Mogmurch's skull cap with the flat of her dogslicer, sliding it down so it covers his eyes. "YOU NOT TELL RETA WHAT TO DO." As soon as she says that, she throws open the door and rushes in.
StephNyan |
Vorka ’s Cabin
The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
A goblin sits in the nest with a giant frog next to her. She stands up and shouts at Reta. "What you do in Vorka's ship?! Vorka will eat you for dinner!"
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Reta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Lord Longtung: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Vorka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Turn progression - round 1:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy
Reta
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Poog's up first. Vorka's yelling was clearly audible from his position.
The map's updated.
Poog_of_Zarongel |
StephNyan |
Vorka takes a potion from one of her pockets and drinks it. Her skin visibly toughens up a bit.
"One more goblin for eating dinner!" she yells when she sees Poog enter the room. "Vorka like eating you!"
Turn progression - round 1:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy
Reta
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Chuffy and Reta are up!
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Reta runs around the pillar, sticking her dogslicer right in Vorka's face. "YOU STUPIDBADLAME VORKA. RETA SHOW YOU SUPERAWESOMEKILLSLICING."
Attack with +1 dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Right as she swings, she finally notices the large frog, and her already bulging eyes bulge even more. The surprise disrupts her furious concentration and causing her sword to miss wildly.
StephNyan |
The giant frog doesn't like Reta threatening its owner and opens its big mouth to bite Reta.
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
The frog bites Reta in her shoulder, and almost rips of Reta's arm.
Turn progression - round 1:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy 7/11 HP
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Turn progression - round 2:
Poog
Chuffy 7/11 HP
Vorka
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Those in bold are up!
Poog_of_Zarongel |
Poog smirks as the giant frog bites Reta, Bet mean Reta wish she not take Poog's sword now. Zarongel not heal meanie who make fun of Poog.
Flame bolt the frog, move back.
Flame Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 3 - 4 = 8
Mogmurch of Licktoad |
Mogmurch moves inside [Map] and drinks his mutagen.
"Me grow! Me strong! Me squash you!"
AC is 21, +2 natural armor and +4 dex also -2 Wis. Lasts 10 minutes.
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Reta looks at her bloodied arm and starts panicking. "RETA TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!" She turns back toward the door, barely holding onto the dogslicer as Poog says he won't heal her. "THEN YOU SHOW GOBLINCHOMPING FROG ZARGONEL POWER, STUPID POOG!" Reta books it (withdraw action) back out the door, and drops the dogslicer at Poog's feet.
StephNyan |
StephNyan |
Chuffy moves closer, ending up just behind Reta.
Vorka retreats to the other corner of the room, provoking an attack from Reta.
AoO Reta: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Reta misses Vorka, who has produced a Desnan candle while moving. "Those ears might taste fine stuffed with eyes!" she yells at Mogmurch, and aims the candle at him.
Desnan candle: 1d20 + 4 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 4 - 4 - 2 = 11
The firework from the Desnan candle misses Mogmurch. Reta notices the firework pass overhead as she exits the cabin, and drops her dogslicer at Poog's feet.
Lord Longtung, the giant frog, then steps forward and attacks Chuffy with a bite.
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Stabilize roll for Chuffy: 1d20 + 2 - 1 ⇒ (17) + 2 - 1 = 18
Chuffy suffers a huge wound from Lord Longtung's bite, and drops to the cabin's floor. Luckily he stabilizes directly.
Turn progression - round 2:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -1/11 HP (Stable)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Turn progression - round 3:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -1/11 HP (Stable)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung
Mogmurch
Mogmurch and Poog are up. The map's updated.
Poog_of_Zarongel |
Seeing Chuffy mauled by the giant frog, Poog runs in and desperately attempts to heal him.
You no fall down. Vorka eat Poog after she finish you.
Stupid Vorka, Poog taste bad. Poog taste like slugs. No eat Poog.
Cure Light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
StephNyan |
Mogmurch fires his crossbow at Lord Longtung, and his bolt hits the frog in its abdomen.
Poog fears he'll be eaten by Vorka if Chuffy's not around to help, and heals Chuffy.
Chuffy opens his eyes again. He's currently lying on the cabin's floor (prone), next to the giant frog.
"Bah! Why you help him up?!" Vorka shouts. "I eat you all! Muahahaha!"
Desnan candle: 1d20 + 4 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 - 4 - 2 = 14
Using the Desnan candle Vorka shoots some more firework at Mogmurch, but she's still unable to hit him.
Turn progression - round 3:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy 6/11 HP (Prone)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch
Chuffy and Reta are up.
Chuffy__Lickwound |
"Thanks Poog! Big croaker lick Chuffy too hard!"
Chuffy will stand up (hoping not to get tongued down again). 5' step to the left (hoping Reta will move also and provide flanking for him). Ready attack on toad, once Reta is flanking with him.
melee basic: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 4 + 2 = 25
damage: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (4) = 4 +1 for min damage with weapon
crit confirm: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 2 = 9
crit damage: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (5) = 5
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
@Chuffy I'm currently outside the room without a weapon in my hand, so there's no way for me to get into a flank with you without going past the frog and provoking, so you might want to just attack.
Reta snatches the dogslicer back off of the ground. "STUPIDBADLAME POOG. YOU SAY YOU WANT DOGSLICER, THEN YOU NO TAKE." She runs back into the room and takes up position behind Mogmurch.
That was two move actions for me.
StephNyan |
AoO, Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Chuffy intends to stand up so he can attack Lord Longtung, but the frog sees an opening and bites Chuffy again. Chuffy drops back to the floor of the cabin before he can attack.
Reta picks up her dogslicer, and moves back inside the cabin.
"Quack!" Lord Longtung says as he opens his mouth. He then tries to bite off Mogmurch's head while closing it again.
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
The frog nearly succeeds, leaving Mogmurch with a huge wound and disabled.
Turn progression - round 3:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -3/11 HP (Prone & Bleeding)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch 0/10 HP (Disabled)
Turn progression - round 4:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -3/11 HP (Prone & Bleeding)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch 0/10 HP (Disabled)
Mogmurch and Poog are up again, in any order.
Chuffy has to make a new Constitution roll (DC 10) to stabilize, treating his negative HP as a penalty.
Poog_of_Zarongel |
Poog Screams in frustration as Chuffy falls down again. Stupid useless Chuffy, make frog food. Poog heal Mogmurch Instead.
Draw wand, Cure Light wounds.
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Stupid Mogmurch took all the fire-starters, stupid Mogmurch should set frog on fire.
StephNyan |
stabilize: 1d20 ⇒ 3 (at 0 after Poogs wand)
I'd like to refer to what I wrote earlier: Chuffy has to make a new Constitution roll (DC 10) to stabilize, treating his negative HP as a penalty.
Your next stabilization save will be 1d20 + 2 - 4
Poog heals Mogmurch so the latter is no longer disabled. Mogmurch drinks on of his extracts and heals back to full health.
Desnan candle: 1d20 + 4 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 4 - 4 - 2 = 12
Vorka continues to shoot at Mogmurch with the Desnan candle, and her attack misses again. "I get you, just wait! I eat you all!"
Meanwhile Chuffy fails to stabilize, and loses more blood (-1 HP).
Turn progression - round 4:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -4/11 HP (Prone & Bleeding)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch 10/10 HP
Reta's up.
I'M RETA BIGBAD |
Ah, okay. In that case...
Reta moves up to attack.
Attack with +1 dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
She almost trips over Chuffy, causing her attack to swing wild.
StephNyan |
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Lord Longtung continues to attack Mogmurch. This time the frog bite misses. (Yay!)
Turn progression - round 4:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -4/11 HP (Prone & Bleeding)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch
Turn progression - round 5:
Poog
Vorka
Chuffy -4/11 HP (Prone & Bleeding)
Reta 4/13 HP
Lord Longtung -5 HP
Mogmurch
Mogmurch and Poog are up. Mogmurch may make his stabilize roll (1d20 + 2 - 4) in advance.
Poog_of_Zarongel |
Poog smacks Chuffy in the head with his wand, Stupid Chuffy, quit bleeding on Poog.
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Don't bother with the stabalize, you're awake.
Chuffy__Lickwound |
Chuffy will stand. Hoping not to get knocked down with the AoO. He'll try and slice the frog with his dogslicer.
melee: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1