[PFS/Shifty] We b4 Goblins! (Reta's Rippers) (Inactive)

Game Master Nik B.

"Maybe the barn holds somehing useful?"

Yep mogmurch will scout the pens

Chuffy aims to cause chaos by killing a fewanimals in the pens and scaring the others and letting them free!

The goblins move towards the pens to begin carrying out the plans...

Pens:

These outdoor animal pens house a total of seven fat goats and an enormous sow nursing her young piglets. The animals have good noses and smell the little Goblin raiders, and move away to the corner of their pens nervously - all except one plucky little piglet who moves towards you sticking its face up to the side of the pen to regard you with his squinty eye. He seems completely unphased by your Goblin-ness.

Chuffy approaches the animal pens smiling wickedly he picks up the brave little piglet and begins to open the pens.

Do we has fire to scare out animals?

The piglet sees the gate open and pushes his way out of Chuffys arms to see what is going on. He's small, but he's fesity - he could almost be ridable with a touch of effort.

The rest of the animals push to the corner.

Hmmm...pig look like we ride him. We keep him"

Any other plans?

I'll be traveling the next few days. NPC Chuffy as needed. Assuming we have a torch why don't we try fightening the animals out of the pen.

Back

The piglet looks at Poog expectantly. The rest of the animals seem set on avoiding Goblins.

You made a friend!

Poog tries to talk to the piglet. "Hello friend, you want a new home? We have lots of mud and smelly food!"

just found out that Poog does not have a single skill to talk to animals or handle them XD

Uncannily, the piglet seems to get the general vibe of what Poog is on about.

The piglet seems to smile for a half a second, then takes off like a bolt of lightning - you follow up behind him and from around the corner of the barn you hear people screaming.

The piglet has drawn a bee-line for a gigantic wedding cake and has smashed through it at full pace - creating an explosion of cake and frosting. Two mini-longshanks are yelling and screaming, one of them is a woman longshanks with a cool lace hat.

Surpriz round
Poog
Chuffy
Mog
Reta

Reta sees the hat, and moves to get it...

Grapple: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Applied some fudge, but gave Reta a bit of latitude to be able to make it in a standard action charge

Reta tears across the field and crash tackles the stupid longshanks lady for the bridal veil.

Mogmurch launches a rock at the closest longshanks

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

damage: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

Assume not the bride, who is in melee...

Mog chucks a rock at the man mini-longshanks - hitting him!

M 1
BZ 0

Poog dashes past the piglet, trying to catch it. He jumps through the hole in the wedding cake, eager to get a hold on to the piglet's tail.

Poog starts running, going to take a bit longer to catch that greased lightning piggy!

Surpriz round
Poog - run
Chuffy - TBA
Mog - chukz rokz
Reta - Charge & tackle

/poke Chuffz

Chuffy moves forwards.

The bride and groom swing into the battle.

Bridezilla - CMB 1d20 ⇒ 17 - throws off Reta.
The man comes over and looks set to punch Reta!

R1
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog -
Reta -

Mogmurch moves up to help Reta.

Die longshanks!

R1
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog - closes in!
Reta -

Chuffy enjoys wrecking havoc just as much as any Goblin so he runs around randomly assaulting those who get in the way and don't look like they will hit him back any time soon.

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy moves in and gives a whacking!

M 2
BZ 0

Reta attacks ugly male longshanks.

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Reta misses...!

Poog up!

Poog continues to run after the piglet, but realizes that the longshanks attacked his comrades and returns. He touches the bride while he passes.
MTA: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5
touch of fatigue, DC11 fort to resist

The Bad Touch misses!

The man tries punching Chuffy!
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Landing a cracker of a punch!

The woman punches at Reta
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
...but it goes wide!

M 2
BZ 0

R2
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog -
Reta -

"We take piggy!"

Mogmurch grabs his club and moves next to the female and swings.

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Reta grins big and the clumsy woman, and turns her attacks back to her.

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Apparently, everyone is clumsy at a wedding.

and this is BEFORE all the drinking!

Mog attacks the table.

Reta manages to end up slipping in cake!

Do longshanks have IUS?

Mini-Longshanks seem unreasonably familiar with a bar-room brawl, as it were...

Poog takes his club and tries to hit the bride's knee, but obviously hits only pieces of cake.
Attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

Cake flies everywhere!

Chuffy?

So no AoO?

Chuffy hits the ugly longshank in return and gets him good.

Attack1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

No AOO - they be Brawlers... :) They also tough - so be careful!

Chuffy hits the man.
The man tries punching Chuffy back!
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

The woman punches at Reta
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

M 4
BZ 0

R3
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog -
Reta -

mogmurch tries to attack again

1attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (6) - 1 = 5

damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

Moggy only hits the breeze :(

Chuffy go KO. -2

Chuffy hits the deck!

Poog shovels a stolen potion down Chuffys neck 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Reta tries shanking the woman!
Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Criticool? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Reta stabs her good!

The man tries punching Poog!
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

The woman punches at Reta
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

M 4
BZ 9

R5
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog -
Reta -

mogmurch ties to hit again

attack: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1

Moggy swings, but the shifty longlegs are deft at not being hit - clearly the wisdom of a thousand bar-room brawls!

Perhaps everyone is distracted by the crowd of Licktoads now circling around watching the fight.

Bets are now being taken - someone has a dented bell with no ringer put in the pot favoring the bride and groom, but another Gobklin thinks the smart money is on the wee-Licktoads and is putting up a sun-dried fish head and a banana for a goblin victory.

Cuffy gets back up and returns favors of evil destroying.

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

R5
Poog -
Chuffy - Misses!
Mog - misses!
Reta -

Chuffy and Mog just lining up the pair for the others...!

Reta, spurred on by the crowd, attacks the bride with renewed vigor.

Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Reta gets in a streaky shot and fells the Bridezilla!

Poog up!

M 4
BZ CRUNCHED!

Poog tries thwacking the man!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 3

The man responds by trying to whack Poog!
Attack 1d20 ⇒ 8

no one hits nuttin!

R5
Poog -
Chuffy -
Mog -
Reta -