Shifty |
Reta rustles the jimmies of the farm animals - and she slaps a piglet
The bit of action makes the other 'battle mount' pushy little piglet all over excited, and it takes off like a skyrocket - poor little Chuffy is dragged along, holding on for dear life as the piglet tears across the yard and makes a beeline for the giant wedding cake, attacking the monolithic desert with a fervour that the entire Licktoad tribe can’t help but admire.
The party in hot pursuit arrives to see the carnage.
Mogmurch sees the whole thing in all its explosive cake glory.
You hear applause and Goblin cheers off in the treeline, but poor Chuffy and his pig friend are now standing covered in cake - with two angry pint-sized longshanks.
Initiative: Hide
Chuffy 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Reta 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
ENEMY 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
R1
Poog
ENEMY
Shifty |
Poog runs up.
The angry pair yell a lot the woman yells "MY CAKE!" and looks REALLY angry...
They both close in to bash Chuffy into paste, swinging mean fists!
Male mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Angry bride mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
The bride whacks Chuffy in the chops!
R1 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
R2
Poog
GenericPC |
Mogmurch moves up while he grabs one of the gourds he prepared earlier.
Move action to move and another one to retrieve an object
In 'longlegs' he yells "That is our cake now!"
Rycky Chuffy |
Chuffy gets bride-slapped in the face and screams! He takes a step back, closes one eye for aim and then tosses his dart at the woman! I will gets you for thats!
Dart!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 for Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
If we have a badge to add damage I'll do it but I think its only against animals or something.
Shifty |
Mog runs closer.
Chuffy hits the woman with a dart! Clearly shutting one eye was the ticket!
Reta runs closer too!
Poog hurls a javelin - it smacks into bridezilla!
They shift over to attack Poog, she's reeeeeal mad about her cake, but they even madder about the javelin.
Male mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Angry bride mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Poog gets smacked in the chops hard!
Male: 0
Bridezilla: 4
R2 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
R3
Poog
GenericPC |
Throw the gourd: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Fire!: 1d6 ⇒ 6
Mogmurch throws the gourd that he prepared earlier at the male longshanks, leading to a massive explosion that washes over bridezilla and Poog! He quickly readies his next (and last) gourd.
6 damage for male, 1 for bride and Poog. He takes another 1d6 fire damage at the end of his next round if he is still on fire.
Shifty |
Reta takes a big air-swing!
Chuffy chucks a bottle of his zit poppings at the man, who catches MORE fire!
1d6 ⇒ 1
There is a flash and heaps of delightful fire as the nasty little longshanks is set on fire!
M 7 (on fire)
BZ 5
R2 Continues
Chuffy - chucked zits
Mog - chucked fire.
Reta - swings!
R3
Poog
Shifty |
The male steps back and drops to the ground, trying to roll out the flames!
Ref 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 = 15 - he manages to put out the flames.
The woman gets reeeeal angry!
She swings for Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Reta gets a big wallop!
M 7 (prone)
BZ 5
R3 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
R4
Poog
Goblin Pregen |
Poog grins as the longshanks turn their attention elsewhere, giving him a chance to cast another spell. "More Fire!!!" he screams as he casts burning hands.
Burning Hands: 1d4 ⇒ 3
DC 12 Ref. save for half. I'm angling it so that both longshanks get caught in the blast but no goblins.
Rycky Chuffy |
Chuffy laughs as he creates more fire! He then goes to attack the one rolling on the ground! I've made no adjustment for him being prone.
Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 13 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
GenericPC |
Mogmurch looks at the flask that she got from the woman, shrugs once and lobs it at the bridezilla.
Attack, PBS: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 1 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Also 1 splash damage for Reta
Shifty |
Reta swings for the fences, hits not much.
Mog bombs bridezilla and is immediately impressed by the top quality blast of flame - and bridezilla becomes a bonfire.
Reta also gets burnt by flying flaming oil.
End combat
The wave of Goblins pours out of the woods and over runs the boatshed - Goblins are picking up anything not nailed down, and appear to be dragging sacks of millet out and throwing hammers and tools at each other for fun.
With the animal pens cleared, the wedding cake smashed, the bride and groom defeated, and a Goblin-Pig in tow, you seem to have kicked off a good raid!.
Leave the Licktoads to it and watch the carnage unfold, or keep wrecking more stuff - majority call gets it :)
Goblin Pregen |
Poog will divulge in the mayhem, stealing as many shinies and eating as much food as possible. Also, given in to his new fashion sense, Poog takes the fancy coat off of the dead male longshanks and puts it on to see how it matches with his awesome hat!
Looking spiffy like only a goblin can!
Shifty |
Reta charges over and kicks open the door, followed by the new little Licktoads.
The door flies in and there is a nicely dressed longshanks lady and a horrid dog, but the woman sounds angry and is yelling nasty sounding words - they are so filthy and disparaging that even Mog (the only one who can understand) is shocked at the level of profanity being hurled.
Map updated
Chuffy 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Reta 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
ENEMY 1d20 ⇒ 1
R1
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY
Shifty |
Mog chucks a rock. It hits the stove.
The woman wades into the fray swinging a seriously mean looking frypan at Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
The blow hits, but not too hard!
The dog goes after Reta too!
Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Reta gets missed!
R1-Cont
Chuffy
R2
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY
GenericPC |
Mogmurch draws his club and tries to tumble into the room.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Folio Reroll, 3 stars: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 3 = 23
Mogmurch has rubbed the head of his lucky toad and it paid off!
I will activate Happy Beat badge against first attack that hits
Rycky Chuffy |
Chuffy moves up and also tries to tumble like Mogmurch has, thinking he's better at it!
Acro to avoid AoOs!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 Maybe he is!
He then tries to cut the dog in half with, what else? His dogslicer!
Attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Shifty |
Reta swings and misses!
Mog makes it into the room!
Chuffy swings a lot, but hits not much!
Poog casts a spell!
The woman keeps trying to whack Reta into paste!
Frying pan 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Criticool? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Damage 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
Reta gets whacked right in the face with the fry pan with an almost perfect hit.
Reta's leering smile is preserved for all time as a beautiful imprint in the bottom of the fry-pan - a perfect portrait!
Reta takes a nap.
The dog bites at Chuffy!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Chuffy gets bit reeeeally hard!
R2-Cont
Chuffy
R3
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY
Rycky Chuffy |
Chuffy will use his badge to reduce that damage by 5.
Sit!
Doggysliceemup: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (14) + 0 = 14 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 plus That badge that adds damage to animals, if I hit: 1d6 ⇒ 4