[PFS/Shifty] We b4 Goblins! (Poog's Pyromaniacs) (Inactive)

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Reta opens up the gate to let the rest if the animals run loose. She slaps one of the pigs on the hjndquarters to get it going.

One of these goats would make a nice stew.... she says as her mouth waters.


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta rustles the jimmies of the farm animals - and she slaps a piglet

The bit of action makes the other 'battle mount' pushy little piglet all over excited, and it takes off like a skyrocket - poor little Chuffy is dragged along, holding on for dear life as the piglet tears across the yard and makes a beeline for the giant wedding cake, attacking the monolithic desert with a fervour that the entire Licktoad tribe can’t help but admire.

The party in hot pursuit arrives to see the carnage.
Mogmurch sees the whole thing in all its explosive cake glory.

You hear applause and Goblin cheers off in the treeline, but poor Chuffy and his pig friend are now standing covered in cake - with two angry pint-sized longshanks.

Initiative: Hide

Chuffy 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Reta 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
ENEMY 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

R1
Poog
ENEMY


Ha! Chuffy not goblin enough to control little bacon....bacon have good idea though...me want cake too!


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

I meants to does that!


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

"My cake!" Mogmurch shouts


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

"Poog want cake, too!" the little goblin shouts as he runs out 30 ft. and pulls out the javelin he found earlier.


VC - Sydney, Australia

Poog runs up.

The angry pair yell a lot the woman yells "MY CAKE!" and looks REALLY angry...

They both close in to bash Chuffy into paste, swinging mean fists!

Male mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Angry bride mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

The bride whacks Chuffy in the chops!

R1 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta

R2
Poog


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mogmurch moves up while he grabs one of the gourds he prepared earlier.

Move action to move and another one to retrieve an object

In 'longlegs' he yells "That is our cake now!"


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy gets bride-slapped in the face and screams! He takes a step back, closes one eye for aim and then tosses his dart at the woman! I will gets you for thats!

Dart!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20 for Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

If we have a badge to add damage I'll do it but I think its only against animals or something.


Reta charges in and tries to get close to the westernmost longshanks.


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Poog moves up another 20 ft. and chucks the javelin at the lady longshanks.
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


VC - Sydney, Australia

Mog runs closer.
Chuffy hits the woman with a dart! Clearly shutting one eye was the ticket!
Reta runs closer too!
Poog hurls a javelin - it smacks into bridezilla!

They shift over to attack Poog, she's reeeeeal mad about her cake, but they even madder about the javelin.

Male mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Angry bride mini-longshanks
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Poog gets smacked in the chops hard!

Male: 0
Bridezilla: 4

R2 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta

R3
Poog


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Throw the gourd: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Fire!: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Mogmurch throws the gourd that he prepared earlier at the male longshanks, leading to a massive explosion that washes over bridezilla and Poog! He quickly readies his next (and last) gourd.

6 damage for male, 1 for bride and Poog. He takes another 1d6 fire damage at the end of his next round if he is still on fire.


VC - Sydney, Australia

There is a flash and heaps of delightful fire as the nasty little longshanks is set on fire!

M 6
BZ 5

R2 Continues
Chuffy
Mog - chucked fire.
Reta

R3
Poog


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

I have something that functions as "oil". If I threw that at the male longshank, would it add damage to Mog's gourd?


VC - Sydney, Australia

Should function as oil, but the source of ignition is already in place - still have to hit etc


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy grabs his bottle of pimple squeezings and lobs it toward the fire!

Toss!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17


Reta gets in close and swings her club menacingly at the nearest longbhanks.the orange one

bash!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 81d4 ⇒ 2


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta takes a big air-swing!

Chuffy chucks a bottle of his zit poppings at the man, who catches MORE fire!

1d6 ⇒ 1

There is a flash and heaps of delightful fire as the nasty little longshanks is set on fire!

M 7 (on fire)
BZ 5

R2 Continues
Chuffy - chucked zits
Mog - chucked fire.
Reta - swings!

R3
Poog


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Poog takes a 5-ft. step back, shouting in goblin "Waits, please no kill Poog!" before casting cure light wounds on himself.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


VC - Sydney, Australia

The male steps back and drops to the ground, trying to roll out the flames!
Ref 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 = 15 - he manages to put out the flames.

The woman gets reeeeal angry!
She swings for Reta!
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Reta gets a big wallop!

M 7 (prone)
BZ 5

R3 Continues
Chuffy
Mog
Reta

R4
Poog


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Poog grins as the longshanks turn their attention elsewhere, giving him a chance to cast another spell. "More Fire!!!" he screams as he casts burning hands.
Burning Hands: 1d4 ⇒ 3
DC 12 Ref. save for half. I'm angling it so that both longshanks get caught in the blast but no goblins.


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy laughs as he creates more fire! He then goes to attack the one rolling on the ground! I've made no adjustment for him being prone.

Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 13 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0


VC - Sydney, Australia

M 1d20 ⇒ 4
BZ 1d20 ⇒ 17

The poor male gets cooked some more, and then Chuffy comes and thwacks him.
He goes all still

M - Unc.
BZ - 5

R3 Continues
Chuffy - WHACK!
Mog
Reta

R4
Poog - WOOSH!


VC - Sydney, Australia

Mog & Reta up


Reta swings her club at the female longshanks and spits at her in disgust.

Gonna take all yer stuff, longshanks...gonna make me rich!

attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 51d4 ⇒ 3


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mogmurch looks at the flask that she got from the woman, shrugs once and lobs it at the bridezilla.

Attack, PBS: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 1 = 15
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Also 1 splash damage for Reta


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta swings for the fences, hits not much.

Mog bombs bridezilla and is immediately impressed by the top quality blast of flame - and bridezilla becomes a bonfire.

Reta also gets burnt by flying flaming oil.

End combat

The wave of Goblins pours out of the woods and over runs the boatshed - Goblins are picking up anything not nailed down, and appear to be dragging sacks of millet out and throwing hammers and tools at each other for fun.

With the animal pens cleared, the wedding cake smashed, the bride and groom defeated, and a Goblin-Pig in tow, you seem to have kicked off a good raid!.

Leave the Licktoads to it and watch the carnage unfold, or keep wrecking more stuff - majority call gets it :)


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mogmurch dives into the cake first and then runs towards the house, trying to get some shinies for himself.


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy will continue to ride his faithful steed around, hopefully into the house so he can find some of the shinies for himself!


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Poog will divulge in the mayhem, stealing as many shinies and eating as much food as possible. Also, given in to his new fashion sense, Poog takes the fancy coat off of the dead male longshanks and puts it on to see how it matches with his awesome hat!
Looking spiffy like only a goblin can!


VC - Sydney, Australia

The coat trails in the dirt, but Poog looks as flash as a rat with a gold tooth.

You move in on the house - and are greeted with the sound of a barking dog within...!


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Gah! Me hears dog! Charge the mutt!


Reta plants her face in the cake and takes a huge mouthful.

Mmmm....sweet cake....make me feel funny....

Then she hears that a dog is around....

Kill the dog! Kill it!

She rushes towards the house to kill the dog


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta charges over and kicks open the door, followed by the new little Licktoads.

The door flies in and there is a nicely dressed longshanks lady and a horrid dog, but the woman sounds angry and is yelling nasty sounding words - they are so filthy and disparaging that even Mog (the only one who can understand) is shocked at the level of profanity being hurled.

Map updated

Initiative:

Chuffy 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Mogmurch 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Poog 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14
Reta 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
ENEMY 1d20 ⇒ 1

R1
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY


Reta darts in and swings at the nasty dog.

attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 121d4 ⇒ 4

Kill it!


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta darts in and smacks the dog!

Woman: 0
Dog: 4


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Poog moves to the other side and chucks the javelin at the doggy.
Attack: 1d20 + 2 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 2 - 4 = -1
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


VC - Sydney, Australia

Poog completely fails to understand the method of throwing a javelin, it ends up behind him somewhere...

R1
Reta - attacks
Poog - attacks
Mog
ENEMY


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mog moves into the door opening and throws a rock in the general direction of the dog.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4


VC - Sydney, Australia

Mog chucks a rock. It hits the stove.

The woman wades into the fray swinging a seriously mean looking frypan at Reta!

Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Damage 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

The blow hits, but not too hard!

The dog goes after Reta too!

Attack 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Reta gets missed!

R1-Cont
Chuffy

R2
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY


Stupid dumb longshanks! Me Reta Bigbad! Bestest of the best that Licktoads are! Me gonna skin your little pet...nasty doggie!

Reta swings at the dog again.

smash: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 131d4 ⇒ 2


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mogmurch draws his club and tries to tumble into the room.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Folio Reroll, 3 stars: 1d20 + 2 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 3 = 23

Mogmurch has rubbed the head of his lucky toad and it paid off!

I will activate Happy Beat badge against first attack that hits


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy moves up and also tries to tumble like Mogmurch has, thinking he's better at it!

Acro to avoid AoOs!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 Maybe he is!

He then tries to cut the dog in half with, what else? His dogslicer!

Attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (8) + 0 = 8 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


(Poog) Male Goblin [HP:-6/5] [AC:14/T:13/FF:12] [Perc.:+1] [F:+0/R:+2/W:+3] [CMB:-3, CMD:9] [Speed: 30, Init.:+6]

Unable to get in, Poog runs up and casts guidance on Reta.


VC - Sydney, Australia

Reta swings and misses!

Mog makes it into the room!

Chuffy swings a lot, but hits not much!

Poog casts a spell!

The woman keeps trying to whack Reta into paste!
Frying pan 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
Criticool? 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Damage 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Reta gets whacked right in the face with the fry pan with an almost perfect hit.
Reta's leering smile is preserved for all time as a beautiful imprint in the bottom of the fry-pan - a perfect portrait!
Reta takes a nap.

The dog bites at Chuffy!
Bite 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Damage 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Chuffy gets bit reeeeally hard!

R2-Cont
Chuffy

R3
Reta
Poog
Mog
ENEMY


Goblin Expert [1] | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 14 FF 12 | F +1 R +3 W +2 | CMB -2 CMD 11 | Acro/DD/EA/Ride/SoH +7 Stealth +15

Chuffy will use his badge to reduce that damage by 5.

Sit!

Doggysliceemup: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (14) + 0 = 14 for Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 plus That badge that adds damage to animals, if I hit: 1d6 ⇒ 4


VC - Sydney, Australia

Chuffy uses a lot of his well earned badges to alter the outcome of reality.

Instead of being bitten by the dog, the dog gets bitten by Chuffy.

The dog stops playing and falls down kaput!


Quonx, Skittermander Mechanic 2 | | SP 8/12 HP 14/14 | RP 3/4 | EAC 13; KAC 15 | Fort +3; Ref +5; Will +0 | Init: +2 | Perc: +5

Mogmurch takes a step to the side and tries to hit the woman with the Reta-pan.

Flank Attack: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) - 1 + 2 = 2
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


VC - Sydney, Australia

Mogmurch overswings, and missess!

R2-Cont
Chuffy - used timeywimey wibblywobbly stuff. Attacked

R3
Reta
Poog
Mog - attacked
ENEMY

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