[PFS/DMK] We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Kludde

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Reta find only horsepoop, not fireworks, and swampy soggy wood. Scribbleface map says fireworks are in boat, not in swamp.

Boat has steep gangplank to climb and get onto boat.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta snorts in frustration as she can't find anything of value outside of the boat. She decides to enter the boat.

Unsure if climb or acrobatics check is needed
Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19


Reae eagerly climbs steeply sloped gangplank. Then, vines on railing suddenly snap taut... >twang< and something big, a ball of mud comes falling down. Some wasps fly out of the ball of mud. Wasps out of ball of mud? That be wasp nest!

Chuffy standing below Reta, and may try to catch wasp nest. If not catch, wasps will be very angry!

DC 15 Reflex save to catch the falling wasp's nest. If it fails...


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

Chuffy grabs the wasps nest and starts running around with it in a weirdest pattern until he finds a deep puddle. Deep enough for wasps nest. Wasps go swimming now!


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog go up on ship with Reta and Chuffy, get out of way when Chuffy run by ...
"No time to dance ... we almost done now."

Poog then concentrates on the gangway and the boat in front of he expecting Vorka to jump out of nowhere soon ...


HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

Mog stares at chuffies "dance". He starts to do it as well as he picked it up. Though not very good mog still tried. Chuffy just looked at mog as mog danced around thinking it was some victory dance. He was quite slow on what was actually happening


Chuffy dance! Not with Squealy Nord, but with mud ball. It very strange. In the end, he throw mud ball in water. And no more wasps!

There no Vorka jumping from boat, but there is strange smell...

You climbing onto the boat?


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta was mid climb when the wasp nest was startled. Should I roll again to continue?


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog will continue to follow Reta onto the boat ...


The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

As Reta steps onto deck, and goblins follow. Wait! Can goblins follow? You'll need a DC 10 climb check, though I suppose you'll eventually manage

All goblins on deck, as Reta hear barking! There be dogs here!

Two dogs, chained to masts, one is at back of ship, other must be higher up.

GM rolls:

Hmm?: 1d100 ⇒ 70

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch

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Dog - on chain
Dog - on chain
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HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog climb as careful as can be behind Reta ...
Is climb something you can take 10 on with enough time?
Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2
Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (6) - 2 = 4
Climb: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10

Poog not very good climber ... make lots noise as he try many times to climb on board.

Round 1 Acting 3rd

Poog drink potion for run long time ... just in case ...

HP 12/12 with +4 Con from Bear's Endurance


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Stupid noisy dogs! Dogs not wolves!" Reta yells as she draws her bow and shoots the lower level dog.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 Dog Sniff Hate feat bonuses included


Poog drink potion, and he feel strong!

Dogs yelps as Reta shoot arrow, then gurgles and falls on deck. This dog is dead, and will never become wolf!

On the top deck, the other dog is still barking...

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch
--
Dog - on chain
Dog - on chain
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HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

"stupid noizy dog makes awful noise. We go make dog quiet" Chuffy said and went to the ladder that leads to the upper deck.


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Chuffy move to stairs that lead to upper deck

We wait for Mog

For you reference, the red arrow show what places are connected by the stairs

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch
--
Dog -Dead
Dog - on chain
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HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

Mog attempts as well as he becomes furious when he hears the dogs barking.

climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8 He jumps onto the deck board then slides off.
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8 Mog then attempts to shimmy up it instead, again sliding off
climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (13) - 1 = 12 Finally he arrives but exhausted from his torturous climb Mog takes no combat action.


Dog just keeps barking. Stupid dog, cannot reach anyone.

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch

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Dog -Dead
Dog - on chain
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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta runs up the stairs and fires another arrow. "Noisy dog."

Shortbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17 damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 Dog Sniff Hate bonuses already included


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog will throw javelin at dog too.

Javelin: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 for Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Apparently dog make Poog nervous and his shot was wide ...


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

Chuffy climbs onto the upper deck and throws dart at dog.

climb if needed: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 is that enough?
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
dmg: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
"Catch this, you stinky noizy dog!"


Reta shoot at loud dog, and dog get wild as arrow hits. Chuffy then throw dart, and dog get even wilder.

It to get very wild from javelin, that does not hit.

Str: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

It break chain, and now is loose!

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch
--
Dog -Dead
Dog (4)
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HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

Mog finally reaches the top when the dog breaks loose. He takes his club and attempts to smash it in the dogs face after a charge.
attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9 He swings and it slips through his hand causing the attempted attack to be just short. Mogs not very good at holding clubs.

Current AC -1


Mog tries to smash the dog, but it too fast. Bark! Bark! It goes, then bite! bite!

Attack, Mogmurch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 61d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Good thing Mogmurch so fast, or dog would taste nice goblin!

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Reta
Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch

--
Dog -Dead
Dog (4)
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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Dog just makes more noise!" Reta yaps as she drops her shortbow and grabs the Gorge of Gluttons.

Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

Chuffy jumps to stupid dog with a dogslicer in his hand

"I slice you with dogsliser, you yelping dog!"

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Round 2 Acting 3rd

Poog draw Dogslicer and try to step into combat beside Reta ... if he close enough ...
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20 for Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Critical Threat: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11 for Unconfirmed: 1d4 ⇒ 4


Reta show her dog hatred, and slice the throat of stupid creature! No more barking!

Combat over...

There be door on this upper, and two masts, and rigging up there that can be climbed. Rigging also goes to chimney on top of cabin.


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

"Fireworks be down inside. Poog go look at door."

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15


The door on the lower deck

Poog listen on door of lower deck, but hear nothing.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Stealth: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28

Reta grabs her shortbow, then sneaks over to the door on the upper deck. Maybe fireworks are in here?

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Reta seems focused on not snorting in triumph, or stinky dead dog stench. She's not really paying attention to her surroundings.


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

"Nothing here! Poof Open this door."

If party come to Poog, Poog will open door. If party go to Reta's door, Poog will follow to that door, complaining that his door was better, and wait for Reta to open her door.


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

Chuffy returns downstairs to Poogs door. He examines the door, sniffs it and puts an ear to it.

Percepcion: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
in case he finds nothing:
"Poog, open door! Yes-yes. Let us see what is there!"


There no sound from beyond door, so Poog open door.

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and cast- off bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

There also a big toad and gobbling woman with wide grin of mismatched, pointy teeth. Gobling with such teeth like tough, stringy meat. Like goblin meat. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth, over her equally patchwork leather armor. She also wears big pointy hat.

It Vorka!

Gm rolls:

Init, Mog: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Init, Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Init, Chuffy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
Init, Reta: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Init, Vorka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Init, Big frog: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18

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Chuffy
Poog

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Big frog
Vorka
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Reta
Mogmurch
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Having some technical problems putting icons on the map. Vorka is at the back, the frog just in front of the mast


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta hears a commotion from downstairs and double moves into the lower deck.


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog scream ...

"VORKA!"

... then he try an close door cause Vorka more bad then bad dogs. Maybe Reta door better.


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

"Vorka bad! Vorka eats us if we not stab her real quick!"

He then readies to stab from ambush if someone goes out from the room.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23


Poog quickly close door, and it stay quiet now...

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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

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Big frog
Vorka
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HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

Mog wanders around the ship and then at the sound of pools yell he runs down stairs and see the door. Pointing at the door mog says This vorka? door no vorka. He attempts to turn the nob and open the door thinking the alarm was nothing.

would any one like to stop mog?


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

Chuffy slaps Mogmurches hand.

"Sh-sh! You be quiet! Vorka behind door! And big frog there also! yes-yes! We ambush Vorka here and stab her all together!"


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

"Yes Yes ... Chuffy boss now. We stab quick quick when Vorka come out."


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

[b]"If me were Vorka, me would summon lots of stinky dogs before opening door. Or maybe find other way out?"[b]

Reta stands at the door, waiting for Vorka to open the door, with her cute frog and dozens of stinky dogs.


HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

So we attack whats behind door with no sound? Mog asks. He goes into a crouch and looks at chuffy. that means no boom He rolls his final bomb in his hand back and forth pondering wether to roll it in or not to roll it in where Vorka is.


HP 27/28 | AC20 T16 FF15 | Init +8 Perc +7 CMB +0 CMD 15 | F+3 R+7 W+2 | NE Goblin | Rogue 3 | Mw Dogslicer +8 (1d4-1 19-20/x2) |

"Bomb? Bomb good! We can open door, throw bomb and close door again! Vorka get pissed about sound and pain and comes out! Yes?"

Chuffy gets ready to open door for Mogmurchy to throw bomb.


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It remain quiet. No Vorka come out door...

Let me know if you want to go ahead with opening/throwing

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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

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Big frog
Vorka
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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Chuffy wait for stabbing. Me open door, Mog throw bomb. Vorka run out with cute frog, Chuffy stab Vorka."

Reta delays to Mog, then pulls out her dogslicer and opens the door. She'll close it once Mog throws the bomb in (unless anyone objects)


HP 27/27 | AC18 T13 FF16 | Init +6 Perc +3 CMB +2 CMD 14 | F+6 R+6 W+8 | NE Goblin | Cleric 4 | Mw Short Sword +7; 1d4 (19-20/x2)

Poog giggles with excitement as Reta open door for Mog to throw bomb ...


HP 23/23 | AC 20 T17 FF15 | Init +4 Perc +5 CMB 0 CMD 15 | F+6 R+7 W+0 | NE Goblin | Alchemist 3 | Bomb +8; 2d6+2 fire | PreGen

Mog smiles. I make her go boom!

he attempts to throw the bomb at Vorka.

attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

The bomb soars, bounces a bit then slams into Vorkas face as the bunch of goblins attempt to close the door again. Mog jeers. She hurt, She hurt! She eat goblin and we get her good! She hurt She hurt! Though the jeering was soft enough so it wouldn't go through the door for Vorka to hear.


Bomb strike Vorka! Big flash and boom! Then door close again, and goblins chuckle.

The door open again, and big frog tongue try to grab Poog!

Grab: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

Poog grabbed with nasty sticky tongue! It wrap around Poog, and start to drag toward big open frog mouth!

Vorka grinning on the side!

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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
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Big frog (3)
Vorka (7)
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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta thinks the frog is beyond cute. Almost as cute as a wolf. But it grabbed Poog with its long squishy tongue. Oh, and it's Vorka's frog. Reta sighs because she knows what must be done.

Reta tries to tumble in front of Vorka's frog and swings with the Gorge of Gluttons. Maybe Vorka will come out of corner to flank Reta and Chuffy can stab?

Acrobatics(Tumble): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta proceeds to fumble her way into the cabin (provoking AoO from Vorka, I think) and swing the chief's dogslicer wildly "Why frog want to eat Poog? Goblins taste bad like dogs!"


Goblins what are tasty! This one has big head and nice big juicy eyeballs!

Vorka slahes at Reta as she passes by, but misses just as badly as Reta herself.

Scimitar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

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Reta
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog

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Big frog (3)
Vorka (7)
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