[PFS/DMK] We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Kludde

Map what tell you where you are!


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F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

Upon her turn:
Reta kill frog
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Dice no like Reta.


Will, Vorka: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Will, Longtung: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13

Poog make Vorka smell a bit more like rotting, and also cause wounds in frog. Reta and Chuffy fight bad. They no heroes! They sloppy knife-shakers!

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Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch
Reta
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Vorka (19) - 15ft up in the rigging
Longtung (12)
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Mogmurch is getting irritated. He likes short explosive fights better.

"Stupid licki-tungue toady freak!"
And he fires another bolt at it,
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 221d6 ⇒ 3

Really, the toad in my head looks like the pokemon. :)


Mog shoot bolt in lickitung frog.

Longtung get irritated too! He release Chuffy and move to Mogmurch. Tongue lashes out! Luckily, mogmurch is standing behind door.

Lick with tung: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 5 - 4 = 8

Vorka shoots another sparkly ball from the firework, and it bounces off the deck, leaving burn marks.

Desnan candle, ranged touch on Poog: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

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Chuffy
Poog
Mogmurch
Reta

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Vorka (19) - 15ft up in the rigging
Longtung (15)
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Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Shuddering a little as the frog finally lets him go, Chuffy moves down to give Reta a space to stab at stupid frog.

"Reta, lets get frog."

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

In a sing song maniacal voice agrees,
"Get frog, get frog, geeeeeeeet FROOOOG!"

GET FROG!: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

"Enough boring drain; Poog like fire of Zarongel much more better - Burn ugly Vorka!"

fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 15 vs. touch; damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4


Chuffy stab frog, and Reta tries to stab frog, but not as good at it as Chuffy. Poog rains the fire of Zarongel on Vorka! Vorka burn! Vorka scream! Vorka fall and drop dead on deck!

Climb: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 4 = 11
Fall: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Big frog make Croak!, and then try to run away. You may have AoO's against him, otherwise combat is over.


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

Reta no like frog.
atk: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


"Stupid rats!" Mog stomps angrily on all the dead rats that had been bothering him in the fight.


In Vorka cabin, many man-things, from longshanks are there. Wood, bamboo stuff, depicting dragons, towering cliffs. Pagodas - even though goblins not know what that is. There's a green stone lantern cut into a dragon. There's also a red chest, and it's got fireworks.

14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, 7 skyrockets are in the chest.

There's still a dog upstairs...


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

"DOG! Come!"
Reta hate dog. Reta kill dog, need find dog.

Find dog?

Atk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24dmg: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Confirm: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9dmg: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Reta make dog dead quickly. Now there's only dog pieces.

You have what you came for, but there's still more to explore...


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

"Reta smell sunthin'"
Perc: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24


Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

AoO on Frog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

"Stupid frog!! Chuffy should put you on a skewer and in cage."

"Poog, can Zargonel make Chuffy feel not hurt?"

When he has a chance, Chuffy will grab a few of the fireworks (6 paper candles, and 2 skyrockets).


Reta find deck full of dead dog. At other end of deck is door, and there is mast here. Up there is crow's nest, for looses.

Frog jump away and overboard, without Chuffy hitting.


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

Reta climb slow, super slow
take 20?


Mogmurch takes the green stone dragon and the remaining fireworks.
"Neat. Light the bashes!" Though he really is a sucker for good looking stone, not that he would admit it.


HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

Poog pulls out his wand and pokes Chuffy with it somewhere tender.
"Zarongel happy with Chuffy and rest of new goblin heroes. Hold still - healing from Zarongel never come easy."
cure light: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5


Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Chuffy holds still as best he can, grunting as he gets poked by Poog.

"Chuffy is happy to be a hero."

Then Chuffy goes to climb up after Reta.

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17


You can take 10 on climb, but not 20 (failure matters).

Climbing the mast look hard to Reta. Chuffy have no problem, and is rapidly up the mast. The crow's nest is full of stuff! Two vials of alchemist fire, three desman candles and a half-finished bottle of grog.


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

Chuffy climb.
Reta open door.
Perc: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27 check for door traps


Reta opens door to galley. It is pretty stinky:

The room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

Immediately, big dog comes barking out! It fast, but everybody quicker.

Chufyf is up in the rigging, Poog and Mog one deck lower, Reta in front of dog

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

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Cuddles
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GM rolls:

Init,Reta: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Init,Chuffy: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Init,Mogmurch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Init,Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Init Cuddles: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

"Dog DIE!"
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
confirm: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Taking the bottle of grog, Chuffy takes a large swig from it just as he hears Reta start to yell at the new dog.

Chuffy cackles a little as he takes up one of the desna candles and lights it, aiming down at the dog.

"Let dog come out. Chuffy get it."


Dog bark and yelp as Reta drive slicer in good.

Chuffy like candle. Candle makes nice sparklies.

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

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Cuddles (3)
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HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

Poog runs to the sounds of the fight.
"Another dog? Poog like kill another."


Do you run up the deck? Double move?

Also, can somebody post for Mog?


HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

Poog move fast as needed to get 4 goblin lengths (15 feet) from nasty dog.

Mogmurch follows Poog. Mog talk about shooting dog in face with pointy-stick thrower.


Mog and Pog run! Run up deck. Then dog bites Reta! Much pain, bad dog! Bad!

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 221d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Reta takes 7 damage, everyone is up.

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

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Cuddles (3)
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F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

"AAAAARRRRGGG!"
Reta stab
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7dmg: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2


Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Pointing sparking end of candle at dog, cackling a little as he watches the end sparkle.

"Reta, move big head."

Ranged touch: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 5 - 4 = 2

Guess he was watching the sparks a little too much.


Reta try to stab dog, but nice sparkles fly by and hit deck. Very pretty, but very distracting.

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

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Cuddles (3)
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HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

"Fire!!!"
fire bolt: 1d20 ⇒ 16 vs. touch; 1d6 ⇒ 4


Please post for mog as well...

Boom! Fire hit dog in the face!

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog
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Cuddles (4)
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F NE Goblin | 6/13 | AC 16 | T14/FF13 | +4/+3/+1 | Perc +3 | Init +9

As Mog

Mog come, laugh lots and throw! Maybe mis Reta, maybe not.

"Heheheheheheheh! Hahahahahaha! Reta move big head!"
Acid - touch: 1d20 ⇒ 19Acid splash: 1d3 ⇒ 2


Yes, mob hit dog in face with acid. Dog not like it...

Dog jump and bite at Reta:

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 181d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Dog bite Reta in leg! Nom, nom! Tasty Goblin!

5 damage to Reta

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog
Poog

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Cuddles (6)
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HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

"Poog having good day - use lots of Zarongel fire! Dog not having good day - same reason."

1d20 ⇒ 13 vs. touch; 1d6 ⇒ 6


Poog make dog have bad dag with lots if fire, but dog still standing!

This is one tough doggie

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Reta
Chuffy
Mog

Poog
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Cuddles (12)
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Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Chuffy cackles more from where he is as he fires another candle from his sparking stick.

"Hahahaha, Chuffy has fire too. Get fire doggie."

Candle ranged touch: 1d20 + 5 - 4 ⇒ (17) + 5 - 4 = 18


"If we burn it, might as well burn it right!"

Mog pulls out the Dragon brew Gourd and takes a swig. The he breaths fire at the dog.

I can't seem to find the stats for the gourd, not even with google, so I'll let you roll however many d6s there may be.


HP 22/23, AC 17/13/15, Fort +5, Ref +6, Will +6 Male Goblin Cleric 3

Poog is impressed with all the fire. Poog praying to Zarongel in ecstasy.

Wow - Elixir of fire breath is 4d6 per PRD and is used 3 times!


Chuffy's candle goes 'poof' 'poof' and a bolt of sparkles hits the dog on the nose.

Mogmurch then comes in breathes fire! All of dog is on fire! Yelp! Yelp!. Dog runs around burning, then lies down burning. Then lies down smouldering. Reek of burned fat here now.

Fire!: 4d6 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 6) = 17

Combat over.

Repeat of previous description of Galley:

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

A burlap sack in the kitchen contains the scribbled head of scribbleface. That's what happens if you make writings! Good goblins never make writings!

And that concludes the adventure. Thanks a lot for playing - you guys captured the twisted minds of goblins well. I had a ton of fun, hope you did as well. As soon as I have Mog's PFS number, I'll send around the chronicles.


Male Rogue 3 HP 24/26 | AC 20/16/15 | Fort +3, Ref +7, Will +2 (+1 vs traps)
Skills:
Acrobatics +10, Bluff +4, Disable Device +10 Escape Artist +10, Knowledge (local) +7, Perception +7, Ride +11, Sleight of Hand +10, Stealth +18

Thanks again for running this. It was a lot of fun to play a goblin. Can't wait to try out number 2

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