Exxor attempts to say something, but can only continue coughing uncontrollably.
tomoatoes fly at Exxor
two hits
non-lethal
The applause is not nearly as high as they feel it should be considering what they just went through but the curtain closes and things start to shift
The crew quickly sets up a table with one crimson egg for each of you, this will of course have to be eaten.
You have time to make 1 request, with a diplo roll AND d100 you also have time for 3 rounds of buffing or healing
Audi takes advantage of the brief window of time while the crew is setting up to table to work the crowd. "Ladies and gentlemen, we continue to endure, but for the show to go on Lazarod could use your assistance. Would any of you have a little pick me up available? I still suffer from the wounds inflicted by that nasty grub. Perhaps a wand or potion that would help me to restore my good health so the show can go on."
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"I must dare to ask, would anyone have some Soothe Syrup? It seems we are to be served some foul fowl eggs!
SOOTHE SYRUP
Price 25 gp; Weight 1/2 lb.
This sweet and wholesome-tasting blue liquid creates a sense of warmth and comfort. Soothe syrup coats your stomach and makes it much more difficult for you to succumb to queasiness. For 1 hour after drinking soothe syrup, you gain a +5 alchemical bonus on saving throws made to resist effects that would make you nauseated or sickened.
Exxor you get that. No problem
"My friends, I have a vial of Soothe Syrup. It is no guarantee, but it helps prevent sickness. Although I may regret the decision, once those eggs take effect, would anyone else need this more than I?" Exxor surveys the other cast members, and holds the vial of blue liquid out.
"I'll do my best to make it through the egg Exxor. A good thought on your part. I was hoping to help us recover from those dreadful grubs, but had no luck finding anyone in the audience that could help."
ok time is up folks.
Time to start munching on those, unfortunately not hardboiled eggs
Audi grins as the hurried cue from Robahl to move things along arrives. Hiding his trepidation, he dives into the crimson egg with relish, rises with a flourish and leaps up proclaiming the wonder of the crimson egg.
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Exxor quickly downs the vial of blue liquid, hoping that the substance would prevent his getting sick and faces the dreaded reg egg. He stops to ponder the source for a moment... could it be a kobold egg? That thought nearly made him nauseaus.. ok, then...
"Down the hatch, or not hatching as the case may be..."
"By Aroden, the red egg has made me green..." At which point Exxor will join Brannock and Tram in their efforts to include the audience in the performance.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ill give hippa a little more time
Hippa downs her egg and immediately projectile vomits and falls backward off the stage, every can almost see the stars
The amount of vomit is completely at odds with the size of the eggs, before long there is a massive pool of vomit all over the stage. The audience goes wild,
After a moment or two 2 creatures begin to form out of the vomit
Heroes win init If you want to move into the vomit it is difficult terrain. No map needed for this one. Knowledge planes is your knowledge
Exxor will move back across the stage away from the creatures, already nauseated, vomit monsters just make it worse. It is all he can do to keep from doubling over.
Seeing his friends throwing up all over the stage, Audi puts on his best Lazarod bravery and leaps to attack the creatures rising out of the vomit. He is careful to move through the vomit without losing his footing, but slams his club into the first of them as soon as it is fully formed.
They are lemures, but these seem particarily weak as Audi confirms when he splatters the brain of one of them bypassing the expected DR
The other one moves and attacks slashing Audi on the arm for 2 damage
Go!
"Good sh..." Exxor will attempt to cheer on Audi after seeing his impressive combat prowess... of course "cheering on" will mean vomitting again. Cursed eggs!
The slice to his arm is worse than is appears. Audi winds up to take a second blow, hoping to finish off the remaining lemure, but a sharp pain causes him to miss the creature completely.
The stage vomit starts to roil again while the Lemure misses Audi
go!
Audi/Lazarod dodges the lemures return blow and appears encouraged by the lessening of the green on his allies (except Hippa of course). He takes his time and sizes up the lemure, then attempts to bash it again with his club.
Exxor will draw out an extra dagger and throw it at the lemures as soon as the nausea passes.
Audi bashes in some more brains.
The roiling continues and 3 more of the creatures come out of the vomit
GO
Exxor's dagger sticks into one, but it keeps moving
Happy to see his friends and fellow actors seeming to be on the mend, Audi wades into the new crowd of lemures and begins bashing them.
2 monsters swarm Audi and one attacks exxor
Ex gets missed while two claws scrap audis side and face
Brannock caves in a skull
That is correc Audi
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thankfully he had a moment more to compose himself adn try to shake off the sick feeling brought on by the egg before he moved into action. He rushed forward torwards audi with a heavy slash of his halberd.
Flim flam Arcane strike!
He muttered playing up being an older wizard whom might need help with such attacks.
Booooo is the audience reply to the line but the cheering is wild as he kills another