Living in the Lands of the Linnorm
Game Master Aiunder

See, now I almost wish I had played a CN type now...
"This insult cannot stand. We shall lead the people of the north town down to the south city, we shall seize their wealth, burn their roofs, noogie their men, and leave their women only the scantiest of clothes and then leeer at them the fiercely! Mwhahahaha!"

but no, I had to play a nice guy

GOOD IDEA! WHOSE WITH ME?! GET THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS AND START THE ASS KICKING MUSIC!

The royal dress is purely a vanity item to Ana. But if you consider it utility, feel free to take your a part of your share and buy Ana a nice magic wand from it.

Speaking of clothing (and gifts): Rutilux and Thorvald, yes you two should definitely go and pillage that town. But be civilized and don't just rip the clothing off the women's bodies. I don't want my new dresses torn and soiled already when I get them.

guess I know what to use a lures for my traps from now on.

Oh look fancy shoes...

on top of a pit fall trap..

Weeeeeeee!

Coach handbags and red bottomed shoes

"Hey boys, will you fetch these shoes for me? Please?
And try them on as well!" ... just to make sure they aren't made of bags of devouring.

With a 20 CHA the men of the party are maimed on various traps as they rush headlong to obtain the shoes, then die upon each others blades to see who gets to give Ana the shoes. Finally the witch and sorcerer mortally wound each other and die fighting over the red bottom shoes known to go with every black dress and make legs look amazing though they put women in excruciating pain when worn. TPK, hence the reason red bottom shoes are not found in any Dungeon Master Guide printed after 1977. Shoes like that we're just too powerful and resulted in more character deaths than The Deck of Many Things, the Eye of Vecna, and The Rod of Seven parts . . . Combined! It is known.

Oops, missed the part where she gave her name when I re-read the encounter. My bad. We'll assume Zethyris is referring to her 'real' name.

I'm going to assume Zethyris didn't pay attention to what she was saying because he was distracted by her leaf costume. ;)

Anastasyia was no doubt distracted when the dryad got into her sleeping bag. :)

She certainly was.

Trollheim isn't the name of the lumber camp, it doesn't have a name. Trollheim is a major city in the far north and capitol of one of the provinces

I think that ship has left port.

I hearby dub thee, "Trollheim of the Southern Wood". what? someone else already did that? hush up. forget them. pretenders. what? bigger and longer established? that makes us the brash young up-and-comers. you're not good at this game - it's all about the branding.

heh, I thought you kept talking about going to the Trollheim described in the Paizo Supplement and I kept wondering, why are they going there about this?

great this is now devolving into the Roughriders agreement in the CFL

Jediah you want that other half plate I can fit it to you?

No thank you.

You have to excuse us, Thorvald and DM: we are foreigners who don't know local geography. To us southerners it seemed plausible that the lumber camp would be considered the local capital ;)

Oh thank the gods, a Holy Day Inn! ;)

@DM-ARC OK - you've got me. Roughriders agreement? I got CFL, though I hadn't known there was a RR team.. link?

Ha ha, Saskatchewan. I'm from Manitoba, the INTERESTING prairie province.

the original Ottawa roughriders (disbanded in 1996) and the Saskatchewan roughriders

so if you don't want the half-plate Jediah does anyone else want it or are you selling it for half value?

Julian, oddly feeling both irritation and boredom, remembers, for some reason, a time when he was younger and he felt strange in his pants a little but about his aunt with the long hair. He self-corrected and thought of who winced when he mentioned poison before and who did not..

So Bertram the evil lumber king 'disbanded' the original town of Trollheim, in order to steal its name and use it for his own lumber town? Another accusation against him that we should add to the list!

What about Julian's "send a message" idea? Surely we can do that.

No no no, the average air speed velocity of the laden swallow ....
wait, yeah, that might work

@julian - i'm waiting to see how this plays out. we may be outta here in shorter order than the characters directly anticipate. Also, we're off by a month already - a couple/few days more or less really won't make a big diff.

danger will robbins. danger! danger! Sidhe granting wishes.. <shiver>

It is worrisome and I have no idea what to ask for for Dagmar...

there was a reason DM-ARC asked us to build a wish list :)

Ask that the wrath of the fae be limited to Bertrem?

Dirty Varisians would just come looking for revenge. Best to cut them off entirely, more merciful that way.

anyone have a good idea how to ask them to recognize Savol's right to challenge as a Linnorm King? Have his ancestors summon him back and remove the 7-day-a-year curse thing? Support his claims (as friends and allies to Savol) to the ancestral lands of Ungbhol, particularly against Irrissen incursion?

Aside from that, I'm thinking 'male enhancement products'...

anyone have a good idea how to ask them to recognize Savol's right to challenge as a Linnorm King? Have his ancestors summon him back and remove the 7-day-a-year curse thing? Support his claims (as friends and allies to Savol) to the ancestral lands of Ungbhol, particularly against Irrissen incursion?

Aside from that, I'm thinking 'male enhancement products'...

Lol, lets just ask for world peace or a Chargers win in the Superbowl!

actually the wish list was for something else.

Thorvald has plans to stay here for two more days at least, one to craft a weapon from Ungrills trophies and one to resize the half plate armour for Rutilux and anyone else who wants the second one.

Can you give us a scope as to what an appropriate level of boon would be?

something that could reasonably be part of up to a cr4 treasure hoard or a task that could be performed by up to a fourth level character. Or something that may be much more significant story wise.

...but not to forget it's the Sidhe. Asking for the sun and mooon might earn us a roasting on one side and freezing on the other.

@ Isham - indeed, mysterious not-nice things just happened to the lumberjacks, who had drawn the fae's "ire". Better be careful with this wish :D

DM, did the Southern Camp have women and children that we saw?

there were female workers there but no children that you saw.

there were female workers there but no children that you saw.

Gotcha. Thanks. We'll see what twists if any the sidhe put on this request. it might get flat out denied, but it seemed the NG Cavalier thing to do.

@rutilux: <applause> Great opening bid :)

Thank you. Fae humor being what it is, this could yet bite Rutilux in the proverbial ass. You rolls your dice and take your chances :)

Heh yeah and their justice is swift it may be done and over with already.

You got to admit nobody wants to mess with these guys, they are like the mafia!l

Yeah, the pathfinder setting has the Fae as badasses not to be trifled with. Its one of the things I like about it.

Me too!

But I think you we're true to your character, even if it was like asking Putin if he was sure he should be doing whatever it was he had just announced on national TV. Your character has brass balls!

I edited my post to react to Retilux

Yes, great wish, Rutilux! My wish for shoes will look selfish, compared to that.

Yes, great wish, Rutilux! My wish for shoes will look selfish, compared to that.

We'll see how it goes before I get too cocky...

Anastasiya wrote:

Yes, great wish, Rutilux! My wish for shoes will look selfish, compared to that.

We'll see how it goes before I get too cocky...

These are fae, if they want to make Rutilux look less than noble, all the women could appear bathed, perfumed, and in harem outfits in a circle around him.

In light of that possibility I throw my support behind you man!