Living in the Lands of the Linnorm
Game Master Aiunder

As soon as you do put on your horned helmet and come pillaging!

I can't wear a horned helmet because it wouldn't go well with my tiara :(

Best reaction getting a tiara, click here. :)

Hah. Its funny because I *am* a princess ;)

Just need to get you a whip so you can be a queen!

"I didn't save a pri..." He considers it, "Let us just say the only princess I saved pulled her own weight and then some, so I do not think I shall be boasting about that."

Ha ha, well played.

I haven't disappeared, but I may be slow for the next day or three.

Okay Isham.

Sorry Rutilux I thought your cousin you brought as your squire was a boy.

Sexist. :P

its not being racist or sexist when I hate everyone

Sorry Rutilux I thought your cousin you brought as your squire was a boy.

You've got a lot to juggle.

A young woman slightly younger than he bearing a family resemblance to him also helps him out, fetching new clothes when it is over for him.

I hadn't meant it as her being a squire so much as domestic duties (Which might make ME the sexist :o ) , helping with healing and so on. It's cool though, I kind of find the idea of another cousin a bit eager to earn his own spurs cute and I'm sure no tragedy will ever come of a headstrong youth in the family

*Knock on wood*

So two cousins... who I really should name sometime. :O

woo hoo get outta sexism free card!

So it's Rutilux that deserves the spanking?

So it's Rutilux that deserves the spanking?

I lit no grail shaped beacon!

How about I promise to promote her to some 1st level NPC class if I ever give Rutilux the Leadership skill (DM willing)?

So it's Rutilux that deserves the spanking?

Yes yes the spanking and then . . .

I hope the backstory was worth waiting for so long.
If you want to know more about any part, just have your characters ask.

Krong jr. was originally meant to be a boy. But I mis-labelled her as "Ana's sister" instead of "Ana's brother" on a family tree that I drew. I didn't want to redraw the family tree, so I adapted the backstory instead.

looks good Ana.

Since I missed a few questions these last few days I'll post answers here to keep confusion low

the clothing was not magical.
There were no magical auras in the town at all (the safe's heavy iron door blocked detect magic on the trap inside).
Savol has spoken to people many times about his dream of reclaiming Kodiak Peak, his ancestral throne, from deep in Irrissen territory in the southern mountains as his stronghold and centre of his rule.
Rutilux you have two cousins here, the boy (insert name here) is your squire and his older sister is responsible for you both as a servant or whatever you wanna call her.

And because I don't think I've explicitly stated it yet. Julianda and Savol are not an item and Jild is not Savol's daughter, her father was one of Savol's bannermen that died before she was born, but he has been around her since she was born and treats her in many ways as a niece and plays the overprotective father when required.

if I've missed any questions or you want more info about something but don't wanna ask NPC or other characters feel free to ask here.

anyone seen Jediah Mountainstrong? Or is he just being Jediah Mountainsilent?

Just giving you all a chance to RP between yourself and Toopil regarding what kind of shields and what you want on each of them becasue he can put a different heraldry on each of them

So each of us is getting a shield?

I thought we were making just one for the Oakrun people.

I am here, but just do not have anything to say right now.

good man i was hoping we hadnt lost you!

There are three or four shields he can make with the special oak
Are you giving all of them to the Oakrun or keeping some for yourselves.
Do you want the same symbol (A black oak and a bear) on all of the shields or something different like their base heraldry or Savol's or maybe a hydra to symbolize the challenges you overcame to get the oak.

Also i forgot to mention that Toopil will buy everything from you with no gp limitand due to supply issues will pay 75% for weapons and armour rather than usual 50%

I didn't even think about making them different, but that's a nice idea.

I don't feel a need for a black oak shield. That thing was too creepy to carry around. OTOH, the extra bits should be usable for donation to Thorvald for the projects that he'd mentioned earlier.

Oh there's lots of wood that wasn't suitable for shields that would be useful for other stuff. He took the thin wide pieces that he could use or shape as planks. There's branches, bent pieces and thick pieces too heavy for a shield.

Perhaps Jediah is hanging out with Zethyris, tormenting Binar by drinking away his stocks of ale :D
Just letting you know that I haven't disappeared, but life has been busy and I've mostly just been watching. I didn't have much to say that could be said without more creativity and time than I can muster right now, but I should be right back in the swing of things in the next week.

thanks for the update Zeth

If I were feeling exceptionally cruel I'd inflict Rutilux's little cousin on Julian, and ask him to break him in.

Ok. Apologies for the lack of posts recently. I lost track of some things due to real life distractions. :(

Ok, Rutilux's younger cousin's name is now officially Eustace. While one hopes he isn't as bad as the kid in the Chronicles of Narnia, I figured a homage type name would be easier for me to remember :)

Hooray for spiffy magic boots!

Do you want perception checks for the watches?

Also, how much money do we all have, after we sold everything? Has anyone worked it out? And what can we conceivably purchase from the camp?

Good questions and I don't know.

This looks like a case for... <dun dun dun DUUUN!>... MATHS!

*Dashes off to find a cape and calculator*

*Returns triumphantly, cape flapping in the (sudden gust of) wind, calculator held aloft*

Ok, current haul:

1201gp of loot from the Devourer

145 gp of loot from the tree

Total: 1346 gp

With Thorvald:

106.9 gp from the lumber camp

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Total: 179.57 gp for all but Thorvald, who has 15.27 gp
Ana is still ahead 179.23 gp from the dress. (Halfway there!)

*Lowers calculator, as breeze ceases as suddenly as it arose*
....what? Have you not heard of doing math in a cape? It's a thing, right? ...right?
*Returns to the shadows from whence he came*

What happened to the wine? Did we sell that as well?
If so, Ana will have a grudge against everyone else.

All booze gets drunk.

What happened to the wine? Did we sell that as well?

If so, Ana will have a grudge against everyone else.

I hope you brought enough for the rest of the class

The wine, as well as the clothing, were not priced. Not sure what we did with them. Possibly gave it to Tweyd, resulting in the bonus sale rate? :D
Also, is anyone going to retroactively identify Isham's anchor necklace?

<applause> three cheers for super-Maths! <hip> <hip> <hoorah>

Any assistance with the anchor necklace would be appreciated.

And I concur that we should keep (and consume) the wine.

That's a lot of wine if you count every bottle he had.

Not as much wine as we put out when thigns start going wrong.

ok, revised proposal: we carry what we can use, and share the rest with the garrison - Toopil can appropriately measure out the 'heroes shares'.

If that 97 means monsters are sneaking up, I'm going to be very embarrassed later :o

"We were all slaughtered in our sleep while you made goo goo eyes at the Princess?"

"20 Charisma!"

"Okay, granted...but we're still annoyed. First TPK due to hormones!"

"Sorry."

Aww, come on. Fighting the wolves without our clothes on would have been fun :p

"Dances naked with wolves"?

Hehe. Considering that running into the darkness is probably just as suicidal as riding the front line - lets hope the outcome will be equally positive for Ana.

This sort of thing doesn't happen to Jediah, darn it :)

You can have first watch with Jediah tomorrow night, if you want to.

Bah! Ana has chicken legs!

No, my house has chicken legs.

No, that's her grandma's hut

(Ninjad)