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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!/!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Follow the rabbit? Elgan IS tempted,... but hanging with this group he's learned the hard way that following the GM's random plot devices is a sure fire way to get in over your head. ;P

Elgan shivers and grins a predatory grin.

"Ah kent he'p it! He's jes' sew dang cute! An' ah'm curious. Ah jes gots teh know whur he's goin'!" The druid tells Pip in a burst of fangirl-esqe glee.

In a flash the druid is in the form of a (normal) hare, and follows the waistcoated rabbit like a bowshot.

What the heck! I'm in! :)


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip too!

Pip grins

"Follow dat wabbit!"


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael shakes her head, but she follows the bard. She murmurs, "Why do I think there's more to this? Right - because there always is."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You see the rabbit at a clearing. He's at the verge of a hole in the shrubbery, about to go in. He's looking at the pocketwatch nervously.

He espies his followers; sighs in relief, and says "You're not dogs. You're not werewolves, though, are you?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan shifts back into his elf form, (He tends to think of his 'normal' form as just another animal shape he can take lately)

"Naw, we're jes' normal folk. Yew know, dat kin take on demigods en sech on eh guud day."


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Normal is probably not accurate, but no, not werewolves."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I'm very very late. Glad you're not werewolves. Who is normal, anyway?" he scratches his left ear, and taps his foot like a dog being scratched.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Dat makes tew uv us." Elgan says sincerely.

"If'n yeh don' mine me axin, Whar are yeh late tew? Iz der anyt'ing we kin dew teh hep?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I'm late! For a very important date! You see, I've been called to tea,.....can you make time stop? At precisely tea time?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"When, precisely, is teatime? And why do you need time to stop?" Altai looks dubiously at the anthromorphic rabbit.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"When the clock strikes four, everyone stops for tea!!!!

Because, I'm late!!!" he starts revving up to head for the hole in the tangled brush.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"It is, theoretically, possible to momentarily halt the passage of time. It is not, however, possible to very much while time stands still." Altai almosts starts on a weighty metaphysical explanation, but catches himself. "Also, being a little late for tea is no big deal."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Not to you perhaps.....oh, why do I bother?...." he galumphs towards the hole in the shrubbery, and is through it.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan looks after the rabbit, then back to the others.

"Mebbe he's hosting sumwun verra impertent?" He offers tentatively. He shrugs.

"Er mebbe rabbits iz all jest a little off in deh hed. Ah neveh reely tawked tew dem much. Deh wolves en sech wuz much betteh at conversatin'." He confesses.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"That might be it." The elf nods agreeably. "He did seem open to some help even if we weren't sure what he needed. Shall we follow?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"I could go either way. It could be interesting even though the man-hare seemed more than a little... off."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:


"Er mebbe rabbits iz all jest a little off in deh hed.

The rabbit looks at Elgan; "wu.....what have you heard?" he asks nervously.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"I could go either way. It could be interesting even though the man-hare seemed more than a little... off."

"Off? What do you mean 'off?' Oh.....this is disconcerting!!!! What to do? Damned if I do?"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip strums a soothing riff

"Time keeps on slipping
Slipping
Into the future..."

He straightens and grins

"Tell us how we can help and we will do what we can to make you on time"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I don't know. Can you make me faster, or time slower? That it does, Mr. Miller. It keeps on keeping on. Can you make me fly like an eagle?"


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Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip produces a brass tube from his bandoleer.

"I can't make you fly like an eagle, but this can."

He begins to strum faster

"I CAN make you faster, so that you can fly faster than an eagle"

Casting Haste on everyone (including wabbit) just for GP


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"AnAhKinGiveYewARideONenEagle!" Elgan says in a blur as the Haste spell takes effect.

"If'n yeh want." he adds at a more normal-sounding voice, then shifts into a Man-sized bird.

Elgan tries not to look too intimidating to the waist-coated rabbit, But when your a 5' eagle there is only so much you can do with a razor sharp beak and talons the size of daggers. He grins reassuringly, then decides that might not be the best look to show a nervous rabbit. He bends down, offering his back to the rabbit.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

At the appearance of ElganEagle, he definitely hauls rabbit butt through the rabbit hole, and is now gone.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip grimaces

"Well, should we try to follow?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan flows back into the form of an elf. For a moment he is covered in white rabbit fur, then it retreats into his usual smooth elvish skin.

"Um,... Sorree?" He calls into the hole. He looks at the others sheepishly. (For a moment, he starts to flow into an actual sheep, then back into an elf.)

"Ah shoulda seen that comin', huh?" He asks with embarrassment.

"Well,... If'n we don't follow him, how iz we gonna know if'n we kin he'p him?" He asks, grinning.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You guys going?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Yeah, let's go. I could use a cup of tea."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"Hey-ho, down the rabbit hole we go!"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"LAst wun in iz eh durty cotton-tail!" Elgan cries gleefully, hurling himself into the hole headfirst, as a rabbit,...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You step into the hole.

You're falling down a vortex, like the Tardis in Dr. Who.

You see a milk cow, lazily spiral around you, as you go.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael waves to the spinster-woman on the bicycle as we fall past. She hardly notices as it turned into a broom and she zooms off, however.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"how now brown cow!"

Pip grins maniacally as the tumble down the rabbit hole

"Wherever we land at least they'll have tea on! I do so love a buttie and a cuppa after a long day!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The cow goes 'moo.'

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