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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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M Halfling Barbarian 10
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Hag head:

"what about me? I'm the most hurt of all of ya!
I'll swaller yer soul! Swaller yer soul!"

<stamps hard on head>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

soul, not sole.
Gaaaaah!
She bites your big toenail off. No damage, but it smarts.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

<jumps on head until it bursts like a melon>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
<jumps on head until it bursts like a melon>

arrite, arrite,....it's a done deal....she'll shut up now.

Don't blame me, blame Bruce Campbell.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Gittik wrote:
<jumps on head until it bursts like a melon>

arrite, arrite,....it's a done deal....she'll shut up now.

Don't blame me, blame Bruce Campbell.

Channeling 'The Chin' now are we?!? ;)


....ow.....it...burns....help me, somebody....

still down 19 h.p.; should prolly have Crisco on those burns.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso's cooling healing eases the pain and relaxes the part other holy symbols cannot reach.

Burn a second level spell and cast cure moderate on Mr Crispy. 2d8+10=21pts.

"Elgan can you hit me with that wand a couple of times, I got clubbed, ma head hurts."


"Thankyou, Oso.....I'm glad you joined us. Wow. That hurt...is that what we do to people?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The door across the room opens. (about 80 feet away or so)

A lizardman walks in. An old one. Unarmed, unarmored. He seems to be...sleepwalking. He's carrying potions; 10 of them.

know local d.c. 20

Spoiler:
the owner of the lizard boat had a lizardman friend go missing a few fortnights back. This is him.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso's cooling healing eases the pain and relaxes the part other holy symbols cannot reach.

Burn a second level spell and cast cure moderate on Mr Crispy. 2d8+10=21pts.

"Elgan can you hit me with that wand a couple of times, I got clubbed, ma head hurts."

"Sure T'ing dere'." Elgan Taps kind Cleric twice with the wand. Then looks over at Altai.

"Yeh Altee, ah reckon's dat's prolly purty much whut dem othuh's feelin' lahk when we'se dun wit' 'em." The druid says with a grin.

Elgan looks around at the group.
"Dey's a few mo'e charges lef' in dis heah wand, an' ah've got a few spells ah kin trade in fer deh lady's favuh an heal wit'. But dey's a couple dat ah reely wan'ta keep. Jes tah share wit' ol' fang-snout when we gets tah him!"


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
A lizardman walks in. An old one. Unarmed, unarmored. He seems to be...sleepwalking. He's carrying potions; 10 of them.

"Brandy?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The lizardman walks to each of the dead hags in turn; he's in a daze.

unless you move to stop him,

Spoiler:
he places one next to each dead hag, then starts walking back toward the door.

Doesn't smell like potable libations...


"Wha' the feck?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

zackly.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Don't blame me, blame Bruce Campbell.

Shouldn't you be blaming Sam Raimi?

Pip looks warily at the lizardman

K(Local): 1d20+5=14

"Seems a little late for a cure potion, eh fellahs?" He jokes weakly


Male Human Rogue 14

“That’s disgusting,” opinions Beldan on the head-stomping. Then; “what the hell is that lizard doing?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Sleepbuffing. Sleepbuffing the dead.


Male Human Rogue 14

“That’s weird. Hey Gittik, want to drink one of those potions?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They're cure moderate wounds...3 of them...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Hold off the potions for a second. Let me smell 'em first." Altai uncorks a couple of bottles and checks out the contents.

We can use Craft (alchemy) to identify potions, right? Check 15+10=25.


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Hold off the potions for a second. Let me smell 'em first." Altai uncorks a couple of bottles and checks out the contents.

We can use Craft (alchemy) to identify potions, right? Check 15+10=25.

I think its Spellcraft.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Even better - my Spellcraft mod is +17, so then the total is 32.

"Just a sec... He's got 7 more of those things! Grab him before he leaves!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It requires no roll to stop the lizardman; the ancient thing can't put up much quarrel, and he's in a daze. He's muttering in lizardmannish...it's meaningless nonsense.

7 more potions of cure moderate wounds...


<Stig relieves him of his CLW potions by snatching the tray. Or if he doesn't have a tray just take them. If that's a problem whack him in the skull with the butt of my axe.>

"Ef ye mix 'ese wi' some brandy ey're nae bad."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Haha! I guess we should't look a gift horse in the mouth, or whatever that saying is." Altai pockets a potion, passing the others along to the otherparty members. "Now, with the hags down, theres... who left, exactly? The vampire, his demonic mistress and his remaining daughter?"

"Also, demons are shapechangers. Don't trust anything or anyone you see."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

God only knows.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan takes a potion of CMW, quaffs it, then takes another. “Weird,” he says again.

"Want me to check the door?" Search: nat 20+11 = 31


<Stig tops his up with brandy before quaffing it to ease the belly burns.>

"Ayyyyyyeeee."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

No traps on the door...
it leads down a stairway, long and winding, through the darkness. The stairs seem as formed from the very material of the tree itsself, like they grew.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

As the others relieve the sleepwalking lizardman of his burden, Elgan gets a curious look on his face, and glares around the room suspiciously.

"Dat's awful weird co-inky-dink fellah's." He says in a hushed, conspiratorial tone of voice.

"Iz almos' lahk sumwun wanted us tah have dem potions. Lahk sumone wuz watchin' us. Makes yeh wundeh if'n sumwhar dey's not sum google-eyed, scraggily bearded mysterious ol' feller watchin' evert'ing we say an' do, an' laughin' at us deh whole time,..."

With narrowed eyes he looks around the room, looking upwards, and unknowingly looks directly into the camera. He raises one thin eyebrow elegantly. Then snorts in nervous laughter and grins at Altai.

"Naw, Dat's crazy-talk. Dis heah place has got me on pins n needles! C'mon, le's go an' git dis fang-face, ah gots a present fer 'im!"


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso stares at Elgan. Hard.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

kinda like if Thomas Hardy wrote the screenplay for the next Evil Dead movie.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"You crazy. Maybe you think we all just made up an in game, or something? Me Gittik. Me real. You hear me? Real, me tell you!"

<glances round nervously, having sudden and unfamiliar attack of epistemological and ontological angst>


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

not sure Oso has enough ranks in Heal for those symptoms.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The sleepwalker (endeavors) to walk past the party, and back down the stairs; though he can be easily prevented from doing so if you so wish.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"What's wrong with scraggly beards?" Altai absentmindedly scratches his chin. "Let's follow the lizardman. After all, we should be safe from traps and such if we walk right after him."

"Ontological Angst" would be a great band name.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip strums Lucille

Who's the dreamed and who's the dreamer
Who imagines what we see
'Twixt the dream and cold reality
Is where the truth most likely be ...

Finishes his strumming

OK enough woolgathering, lets go kick some vampire butt!

Belts out a power chord

Sakatha your days are numbered,
Your doom will soon be coming nigh,
For the Regulators have your number,
Soon you will gasp your final sigh!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He leads down a stairway that must encircle the tree twice, into a smallish room; tables line the walls with potion brewing equipment.

There's a massive bubbling cauldron on the side of the room, and next to it a passageway to the west; also a passage east, with stairs going down.
There's a man chained by a collar slumped against the north wall, wearing scant homespun. He looks pretty big, all lean muscle; whatever his comportment in life it's definitely physical.

The elderly lizardman returns to his potionmaking, oblivious to your presences.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Hey, man with chain, who you?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I....I am, or was...Sir Arvan Pellines of....of Istivin; I was....a knight of good Pelor....now, I am nothing...nothing..."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Istivin, eh?" Altai walks over to the bubbling cauldron. "You wouldn't have happened to see a largish lizardman around these here parts, would you?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Istivin, eh?" Altai walks over to the bubbling cauldron. "You wouldn't have happened to see a largish lizardman around these here parts, would you?"

"You seek Baal Sakatha...he dwells there...."

he points down the hall to the east; down the stairs.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

When he points,
spot 10

Spoiler:
he has no thumb.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Spot=17+

Oso moves closer and checks the beefy prisoner over for damage and visible puncture wounds etc.

Heal check 18+5=23


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Spot: 1d20+4=6

Absorbed with an interesting chord change he has just dreamed up, Pip is oblivious

"A,B, C minor, C, A minor ..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Spot=17+

Oso moves closer and checks the beefy prisoner over for damage and visible puncture wounds etc.

Heal check 18+5=23

numerous infected puncture wounds all over;

both thumbs and feet removed;
a litany of scars;
numerous broken bones, some healed bad, none set.

"I'm....a bit of a mess, good sir..." he smiles bravely.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso nods back, "After Baal we gonna get you fixed up an home again. Sir."

He pats him lightly on the cheek and turns back to the others. "Dis is gettin' personal now. Gittik stake him good and proper. I gonna spell you up with Kelanen's strength and protections just so he'll be easy."

The black priest smiles at Pip. "Let's do some good."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"You.....can't go....home again, my friend...."

damn, I'm deep.


M Halfling Barbarian 10
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso nods back, "After Baal we gonna get you fixed up an home again. Sir."

He pats him lightly on the cheek and turns back to the others. "Dis is gettin' personal now. Gittik stake him good and proper. I gonna spell you up with Kelanen's strength and protections just so he'll be easy."

The black priest smiles at Pip. "Let's do some good."

"So, you want me stake this guy, or save him?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"The vampire gets staked. This guy gets saved." Altai stops for a second. "After you stake the vampire, of course. That takes precedence."

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