Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Pleased to meet you, Winjoozo. We hail from the kelp forests a full moon cycle's swim north of here. There, we found the menhir circle dedicated to the six-fingered prince and decided to find and join his chosen ones. We just arrived here, in fact; the ogre was the first one to greet us."

That's a fair description of the underwater stuff off Saltmarsh, isn't it?


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Yeah; that makes sense.
"Oh. Your hatchtribe wiped out? Mine not, but will be, unless they come over to Graz'zt. I hate my tribe. I want to kill them all."
To Gittik.
"Is Jane oviparous?"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Me don't know. She have nice t!ts, though."


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"huh. I always wished sharks had tits."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Me wish goblin women have t!ts - meh, lousy time me have 'til meet Jane. Me t!t man, and goblin have no t!ts."


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"You.....done it with koalinth? Wow."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Um, yes... Are you guys heading back to the temple complex? Perhaps we could tag along?"


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"I can show you where it is. I show you where I stay first, though. I got something special to share with you, seeing as you let me be part of killing that ogre god."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"That sounds exciting. Let's get going."

Perhaps we can fashion a makeshift stretcher and put the head on it before we take off. The alternative would be that one of the beefier guys, such as Stig or Oso, carry it.


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Maybe this is where that whole Templars having the head of John the Baptist thing came from.


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You guys following him?


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He leads you north, deeper and deeper into the volcano....it's a pretty involved group of interconnecting caverns...you see 10 sahuagin here, 12 there. Some are even fighting eachother in brutal little meetings.
Nobody f#~!s with you, though, as they see the trophy head of "Xipe Totec" carried before you.
"Come on, you guys; I got a secret hidey hole. I got something special in there...."
He leads you into some side caverns, into a small 10 foot by 10 foot cavern on the shore of an underwater pond. You hear squealing, and see something thrashing in the water.
Nobody's around but for the one sahuagin.
"I've got a baby dolphin I caught...I've been saving it for a special occasion, and I guess this is as good as any. It's all yours for letting me in with your group...." he smiles a sharky point toothed sahuagin grin.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Yum! Canned dolphin, now 100% tuna free!

Pip looks over the snack, but wisely says nothing


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Hey,....." calls out the sahuagin thoughtfully; "can I come over there with you? I have a great idea.

I think once they hear you guys kill ogre, they let you mate with a priestess....maybe even a lamia! I sure would like it if you let me join you guys..."

“Intriguing … uh, maybe not the sea cat bottom thing though … – hey, do you have any priestesses who are like sahuagin – us I mean – but that look exactly like aquatic elves? I’ve heard of that happening. Yeah, I’m kinky like that.”


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"I've got a baby dolphin I caught...I've been saving it for a special occasion, and I guess this is as good as any. It's all yours for letting me in with your group...." he smiles a sharky point toothed sahuagin grin.

"Um ... like, a pet, right?"


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Beldan Vale wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Hey,....." calls out the sahuagin thoughtfully; "can I come over there with you? I have a great idea.

I think once they hear you guys kill ogre, they let you mate with a priestess....maybe even a lamia! I sure would like it if you let me join you guys..."
“Intriguing … uh, maybe not the sea cat bottom thing though … – hey, do you have any priestesses who are like sahuagin – us I mean – but that look exactly like aquatic elves? I’ve heard of that happening. Yeah, I’m kinky like that.”

"Malenti. Yes, we have malenti. Graz'zt says malenti are his chosen. Who knew?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan remains pretty much silent on the whole invite-fish-face-to-join-us thing. But follows along as he usually does, mouth shut and ears and eyes wide open for new and exciting things to see.

At least, he remains quiet until he sees the trapped Dolphin.
Even under the magical fishie disguise, it is pretty clear that he's p!$$ed. The steam coming out of his batlike-disguised ears is kind of a dead giveaway.

He doesn't say anything,... yet. But it looks as if he is biting his tongue to keep from doing so,...


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Graz'zt says malenti are his chosen. Who knew?"

“Sounds like my kind of scum.”


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan looks around (no-one else in sight), leans close to the sahuagin, then knifes the fish-guy in the gut. Dagger: 20+7, Crit confirm: 16+7 = 23, Damage: 1+1 = 2 + crit (4+1 = 5) + sneak attack (18) = 25 total possible damage.

“Boring conversation anyway…”


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Hey, me like talk about t!ts with him!"


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Not all regulators last very long? 'specially if they keep baby dolphins."


<Pulls out his axe.>

"Now war talkin'"


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Beldan's blade goes into his gut, and he falls to a kneeling position, gasping....gasping...."I....I was gonna giyyou guysh all the dolphin..."

Elgan can hear the poor little thing squeaking out, "help me.....help me please....."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Oh well. So, what we do with dolphin? Look tasty - Deaf and Blind no want to share, huh?"


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan frowns. “It’s so cute and helpless. No one’s going to eat it! Elgan, what should we do with the little guy? Is he hurt?”


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Elgan can hear the poor little thing squeaking out, "help me.....help me please....."

"En? Wee thing gabs. Wuts e sayin?"


Male Human Rogue 14

“What is it with you short people and eating cute little animals? Why not stick to normal stuff like lamb and rabbit and quail…”

Dolphin ... the other white meat.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Beldan's blade goes into his gut, and he falls to a kneeling position, gasping....gasping...."I....I was gonna giyyou guysh all the dolphin..."

I assume Stig can just off this clown without any need for any dice rolls? Or...

Altai sneers down at the prone, bleeding sahuagin. "Your weakness disgusts me. If we want the dolphin, we will simply take it. Now, I'm going to let it back into the ocean for no other reason than to piss you off." He kneels down in front of it, cupping its head in his hands. "Any last words?"


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"I'll see you....in....Azzagrat....motherf#@*er..." coughing up blood...no more rolls; he's locked in for a killshot.


<Stig bisects him>

*SNANNNGGGGGG*

"Eatin' wee dolfuns. The shame."


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Heh! Fish man make real funny noise you cut him in half."


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*schplorp*


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan nods his appreciation to Beldan as he crosses to the dolphin, ignoring anything the fish-face might be saying. He kneels and 'Squees' to the infant dolphin,...

In 'Dolphin'
It's allright little one, no one will hurt you now. I am going to set you free. Can you find your family from here?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Do we need to carry it anywhere, or can it swim away by itself?


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Elgan nods his appreciation to Beldan as he crosses to the dolphin, ignoring anything the fish-face might be saying. He kneels and 'Squees' to the infant dolphin,...

In 'Dolphin'
It's allright little one, no one will hurt you now. I am going to set you free. Can you find your family from here?

"I don't know.....I.....I'll try."


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
Do we need to carry it anywhere, or can it swim away by itself?

Back at the room with the ogre mage, there was the tunnel going south (which led to the lagoon) and a tunnel north, which led to the warrens currently inhabited by the sahuagin, in which the sideroom you now inhabit is included.


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"You no kill I? No eat I?" [edit]squealsqueaks the baby dolphin...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Back at the room with the ogre mage, there was the tunnel going south (which led to the lagoon) and a tunnel north, which led to the warrens currently inhabited by the sahuagin, in which the sideroom you now inhabit is included.

That's what I was thinking. We'll need to go that way, then.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"You no kill I? No eat I?"

Who said that? Were there any more fish-men around?

Edit: Ah... I didn't see the 'I's - I thought they were exclamation marks.


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Sorry....baby dolphin squeaked that....(lol)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai nods at Elgan. "Could you tell the little guy he'll need to keep it down as we go through the tunnels? We can spin some yarn about why we killed this guys" - he pokes the chopped-up corpse of the sahuagin - "after all, everybody seems to be killing everybody else down here. However, few, if any, sahuagin wander around with their pet dolphin cubs, and the less out of place we appear, the better."


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Elgan interprets; the baby dolphin nods his head vigorously...."me does. Me does..." snorting out of his blowhole excitedly, "ee ee ee ee.....sory....."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Regaining my dot - for some odd reason it disappeared.

Altai quickly looks over the dead body before shoving him into a corner.

Firing up a quick Detect magic. Does he have any money, keys or neat gear (not expecting much)?


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Nothing too interesting; a trident and 15 silver pieces.

lol.....I just found out I have a whole crapload of classes to complete online by tomorrow midnite.......I might not be around too much the rest of the weekend til it's all in.


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lol.....I got 3/4 of it done tonight.....huzzah!!!


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"So how we get dis dolphin back to sea? That was good work Beldan. I thought you was befriending him until I saw that dagger appear in his back." He re-appraises the guy.


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"I can smell it....that way....oh, I no talk. Forgot....sorreeee....."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Giving directions is OK. Just not when the fish-men are around."


Male Human Rogue 14
Oso Legumbe wrote:
"So how we get dis dolphin back to sea? That was good work Beldan. I thought you was befriending him until I saw that dagger appear in his back." He re-appraises the guy.

Beldan shrugs, wiping the dagger clean before putting it away. “I don’t like bullies,” he says.

“As for getting this little one back to the sea,” he turns and gives the baby dolphin a wink, “those sahuagin out there aren’t likely to stop us. Look, they’re all bickering and fighting amongst themselves, and besides, we have this head as our talisman. If they try to stop us, we’ll just say we’re the chosen of their demon lord, and we’re on a mission. Or kill them. Either way works.”


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Hoo hoo hoo! Back in da saddle.....huzzah!!!

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