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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan could get to you, but all he could do is hit you with a wand of CLW - so max 9 points back IF he makes his UMD roll. Pip might have some more options up his sleeve if he can get in there.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You can go ahead and level up, if you're waiting for my permission or something like that...it's all good.


Hehe. Not waiting for permission, still trying to get my life (&pbps) in order.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso moves round behind everyone to Stig, sheathing his bastard as he goes.Then he calls on Kelanen to heal this warrior (even if he does use an axe instead of a sword).

Burn my nice shiny new spell panacea for healing on the drunken dwarf. Cure Critical Wounds 4d8+8(augment healing)+7(level)=30pts back. Hope that helps.


Whew! Thanks. I took 73 hits.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Perhaps I'll just stand behind you and keep patching up the holes. Try to duck the next attack. I'm into cure serious spells now.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Slice up the skin thing. Full attack, not raging yet:

Attack 1 with scimitar = 18 + 11 = 29. These things are undead, so the crits don't matter (unfortunately). Damage = 3 + 4 + 3 frost = 10.
Attack 2 with scimitar = 6 + 6 = 12 = miss.
Attack 1 with kukri = 7 + 11 = 18. Damage = 2 + 2 + 1 shock = 5.
Attack 2 with kukri = 19 + 6 = 25. Damage = 1 + 2 + 3 shock = 6.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

She-eeeeet! I'm at 1 hp.

Altai backs away from the skin-thing, casting another spell.

5' step backward before casting Haste. One extra attack, as well as +1 Reflex, attack and AC for everyone.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Can I get to Altai? If so I'll use my round to patch him up

CMW: 2d8+8=18

Strumming Lucille

"How do you heal
A wizard's broken heart
Well, some divine juju
Is the place to start."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Hehe. Not waiting for permission, still trying to get my life (&pbps) in order.

I know the feeling.

I did accidentally drink bleach once....though I wasn't so heinously slammed as you was.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:

Slice up the skin thing. Full attack, not raging yet:

Attack 1 with scimitar = 18 + 11 = 29. These things are undead, so the crits don't matter (unfortunately). Damage = 3 + 4 + 3 frost = 10.
Attack 2 with scimitar = 6 + 6 = 12 = miss.
Attack 1 with kukri = 7 + 11 = 18. Damage = 2 + 2 + 1 shock = 5.
Attack 2 with kukri = 19 + 6 = 25. Damage = 1 + 2 + 3 shock = 6.

Gittik keeps flensing, slowly but surely taking the thing down.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso moves round behind everyone to Stig, sheathing his bastard as he goes.Then he calls on Kelanen to heal this warrior (even if he does use an axe instead of a sword).

Burn my nice shiny new spell panacea for healing on the drunken dwarf. Cure Critical Wounds 4d8+8(augment healing)+7(level)=30pts back. Hope that helps.

Oso gets two aoo's--one from the skin thing, and one from the ogre mage.

The skinthing misses. The ogre dishes Oso 26 h.p. with his maqahuitl.
Oso IS able to heal Stiggy though....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Can I get to Altai? If so I'll use my round to patch him up

CMW: 2d8+8=18

Strumming Lucille

"How do you heal
A wizard's broken heart
Well, some divine juju
Is the place to start."

Pip's able to get to him and help him, now that Oso used up the guy's aoo.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

She-eeeeet! I'm at 1 hp.

Altai backs away from the skin-thing, casting another spell.

5' step backward before casting Haste. One extra attack, as well as +1 Reflex, attack and AC for everyone.

Due to order variances, Gittik, Oso, and Pip can add haste's influence, and I think Gittik at least has another attack coming to him.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Looks like Stiggy, Beldan, Elgan, and Riese are up to bat, as it were, in no particular order.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Natural 1. Don't worry about it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Apparently, Gittik's pappy had a piece of sharp glass wedged into the leather wrapping the grip; a bite from the grave to whomever stole his weapon.....a bite that with this natural one just took it's ounce of flesh.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Ow! Glass in sword grip? Dad, you so dumb!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh...


Male Human Rogue 14

When Beldan activated the lightning thrower before, did he get an idea of range and power?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll say 35 feet; 5d6 in damage. Around about 20 charges.


Male Human Rogue 14

As Pip moves about to assist Altai, Beldan steps over to i17 (love the compass rose on the map Kruel), and attempts to fire off the lightning thrower through the gap at the ogre.

Use Magic Device: 14+12 = 26. Damage: 19.

EDIT: Now that Altai has stepped back, Beldan should be able to fire it an angle so as to hit both the ogre and the foreskin monster fighting Gittik at D14. He is in H17, not i17.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They both take a hit....the skin is getting crispy and blistered, but slogs on....and you can see all of the ogre's bones for an instant as he gets juiced by the electricity.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Looks like Stiggy, Elgan, and Riese are up to bat, as it were, in no particular order.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Out of curiosity - is firing the lightning thrower an attack, or is it akin to casting a spell? If it counts as an attack, does he get another shot for being hasted?

Also, now that he has the thing figured out, he no longer needs a UMD roll, right?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Out of curiosity - is firing the lightning thrower an attack, or is it akin to casting a spell? If it counts as an attack, does he get another shot for being hasted?

Also, now that he has the thing figured out, he no longer needs a UMD roll, right?

IDK; I guess, in order to maintain game balance, it's whatever a wand is. So I'm guessing just one shot...I'll examine the DMG later at home tonight. I reckon since Stigg's got to attack before the enemies, and he won't be awake for 6 hours, I'll figure it out before the creature attacks again.

And, correct; no more UMD rolls.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Looking at the d20srd; it's a wand per se, so it gets 1 attack under haste...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Cool. That makes good sense.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"improved haste" spell---for multicasting---7th level maybe? hrrmmm....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I dunno... After all, Multicasting is an epic feat.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huh....I better leave spell invention alone then.


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
They both take a hit....the skin is getting crispy and blistered, but slogs on....and you can see all of the ogre's bones for an instant as he gets juiced by the electricity.

"Ha! These things are cool," Beldan pats the barrel of his weapon.


Sorry.

2HPA#1: 1d20+9=25, 1d10+23=32
2HPA#2: 1d20+4=7, 1d10+23=32
Fire Rune: 1d6=6

That's it for the fire runes. Have 42 hits left, still haven't posted Stig's update though.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Argh! I iz Sooo losted! Druid-Doggie make Kibble out of whatever is close enough to nibble!

Elgan's canine head swings back and forth, taking in the action around him. Everyone is moving so fast and furious, these strange monsters just don't want to die, again, and now Beldan is throwing lightning bolts,...

Elgan is about to charge and in and help the drunken dwarf going beard-to-toe with the ginormous ogre, but Oso boldly strides forward and heals the doughty warrior. So Elgan steps forward to reach in and rip into the undead nearest him.

Full attack, 5' step if required to get into range (I have 5' reach as Dire Wolf)

Bite: 1d20+10=21, Dmg: 1d8+8=9, Paw #1: 1d20+6=12, Dmg: 1d6+8=10, Paw #2: 1d20+6=7, Dmg: 1d6+8=11

AND Hasted Extra Bite!

Bite: 1d20+10=25, Dmg: 1d8+8=14


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Does a druid shifter get the trip attack of a dire wolf? It would be good if ogre matey boy was lying down...+11 to trip if so.

Oso sweats when he sees that Altai is getting creamed too. "Good stuff, ma main man, keep it up Pip!"


Male Human Rogue 14
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Does a druid shifter get the trip attack of a dire wolf? It would be good if ogre matey boy was lying down...+11 to trip if so.

Oso sweats when he sees that Altai is getting creamed too. "Good stuff, ma main man, keep it up Pip!"

Unfortunately not. A shifter gets set bonuses and abilities when they shift, no matter what form they take - they don't get the specific abilities of the form.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

Sorry.

2HPA#1: 1d20+9=25, 1d10+23=32
2HPA#2: 1d20+4=7, 1d10+23=32
Fire Rune: 1d6=6

That's it for the fire runes. Have 42 hits left, still haven't posted Stig's update though.

You're hasted, so you have one more attack at your highest bonus.


1d20+9=27, 1d10+23=27

Now we're talking. That's what... 65 hits in total?

"Hoo dae ye loch them apples?"


DM EYES ONLY... Stig's gonna:

Spoiler:
Take it all, heathen.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You ARE a stranger to love.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
The Mapper wrote:
>>>>>MAP<<<<<
bump....

rebump.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Ogay...I reckon pip's at c15, Oso's at d15, and Elgan only gets one attack on the ogre; he's at c12 or something; he has to move a little ways over there to get to him.

The ogre's looking pretty shredded at this point, with a Benny Hilled dwarf and a big bad wolf ripping on his giblets.

Looks like Riese is up to bat.

The ogre goes, "RICROLL ME WIYYA DWAIRFF!!! HOOY GIYYA WHAT FOR!!!"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

5'step to K14 fire off a lightning bolt at all the Skins if no party members are in the way, or at one of the Skins and the ogre if a party member is in the way. 7d6=31 shock damage, DC 20 reflex for half
"Currintar Ar'c de'lectic!! See how you like being shocked! Maybe you should conduct yourselves in a better manner!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Riese hits the skin that (was) fighting Elgan, then the ogre mage, who takes half; he dodges out of the way somewhat....he looks thoroughly flensed and burned though....

One skin chases Beldan and misses. The other one comes after Riese and misses.
The one on Gittik lashes him hard for 12 h.p. in damage.

The big ogre wails on Stiggy, hitting him once for 23 h.p. damage, and missing the second time.

So....There's one skin next to Gittik, one next to Beldan, and one next to Riese as of right now....and the ogre looks almost dead...

PARTY'S ATTACK!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

5' step to C17 before casting Scorching ray. One ray goes against the skin that attacked me (in F15?): Attack roll 12+7=touch AC 17, damage 16 fire (Reflex 18 half). The other ray goes against the ogre mage: Attack roll 10+7=touch AC 17, damage 13 fire (Reflex 18 half). You roll the SR check.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

That's OK Mr DM, now that I'm in range, the big guy gets a taste of ,... 'Duh, Duh, Duh DUH! PUPPY POWER!' :P

Elgan Dire Wolf Rears like a stallion, and using his reach tears into the Ogre,...

Bite: 1d20+10=21, Dmg: 1d8+8=15, Paw#1: 1d20+6=25, Dmg: 1d6+8=13, Paw#2: 1d20+6=26, Dmg: 1d6+8=11, HASTEd Bite: 1d20+10=18, Dmg: 1d8+8=11

,... and Pimp-slaps the B@$#ard like only a Druid can! ;P


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

"NOBOBY STRIKES AT RIESE THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!"
Riese then 5'steps back to L14 and..."Imbelia furtion de'flar Pyrrok!!"...fires an Empowered Riese's Fiery Firebolt at the skin that attacked him. 5d6+6=26x.5= 39 fire damage, DC18 reflex for half.

"I am now angered and my anger brings death to the wicked!! Hmmm, that's good! I should write that down...."

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

That's OK Mr DM, now that I'm in range, the big guy gets a taste of ,... 'Duh, Duh, Duh DUH! PUPPY POWER!' :P

Elgan Dire Wolf Rears like a stallion, and using his reach tears into the Ogre,...

Bite: 1d20+10=21, Dmg: 1d8+8=15, Paw#1: 1d20+6=25, Dmg: 1d6+8=13, Paw#2: 1d20+6=26, Dmg: 1d6+8=11, HASTEd Bite: 1d20+10=18, Dmg: 1d8+8=11

,... and Pimp-slaps the B@$#ard like only a Druid can! ;P

You have a threat from paw #2.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
5' step to C17 before casting Scorching ray. One ray goes against the skin that attacked me (in F15?): Attack roll 12+7=touch AC 17, damage 16 fire (Reflex 18 half). The other ray goes against the ogre mage: Attack roll 10+7=touch AC 17, damage 13 fire (Reflex 18 half). You roll the SR check.

fwoosh! That foreskin creature has had it, and is a blackened schputz on the floor of the ancient place.

The fire at the ogre bounces off of him like a sparkler on a Panzer tank.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Riese wrote:

"NOBOBY STRIKES AT RIESE THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!"

Riese then 5'steps back to L14 and..."Imbelia furtion de'flar Pyrrok!!"...fires an Empowered Riese's Fiery Firebolt at the skin that attacked him. 5d6+6=26x.5= 39 fire damage, DC18 reflex for half.

"I am now angered and my anger brings death to the wicked!! Hmmm, that's good! I should write that down...."

That skin, too, is just so much blackened schputz on the floor, and threatens nobody but the rats who might eat it later with food poisoning.

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