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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso fires off a crossbow bolt at the burning giant.

Attack roll 17+7+1=25, Damage 1+1=2. That'll learn him!

Then he discards the crossbow and moves up fifty feet to the giant's left, making sure to keep out of reach of its paws.


I must have missed the post setting this fight up. I am involved?


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
I must have missed the post setting this fight up. I am involved?

Considering you just got a giant-sized crossbow bolt wedged up your lily white dwarvish @ss I would say yes.


G%+ d~$mit.

"Min arsed giant!"

<Charge!>

How far is he?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He's 50 feet away.
You can do it, but gimme a balance roll, d.c. 5. The area around the tree is boggy muddy gunk.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oh, and Oso's crossbow hit the giant.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
Altai--or is it? wrote:
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Batter up! ;)

Pip segues into a stirring fight song

"There weren't a giant e'er so tall
That Stigwold Maechammer couldn't make fall
A titan would quake when he heard the sound
Of Gittik the Mighty when he came around
An overgrown bully would cry in his turn
When Riese would deliver his arcanist's burn"

Setting up Inspire Courage ... +1 on all ATK/DAM rolls for 5 rounds.

Shut up! Shut up! Or I'll shove that lute up your arse and you'll have to fret with your teeth!!!

What is the matter, Altoa? This is the most talented musician I have had the pleasure of being acquainted with and his lyrical works are beyond exceptional.......'arcanist's burn'.....that's a catchy tune........maybe The Regulators should have a theme song.......


Oh, Riese.....you're sooooooo handsome....[censored]....
You didn't think he cared THAT much.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

"What is with you Altuna? You seem a bit.....odd." Riese pulls his wand and fires at the giant "I thought you looked a bit hot, so I postulated that you could use a bit of a temperature change!"1d20 12=21 concentration, 1d20 8=27 ranged touch, 1d6 2=6 cold damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's round 1; Pip and Oso are all that have attacked.
(edit) and I guess Riese...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Riese wrote:
"What is with you Altuna? You seem a bit.....odd." Riese pulls his wand and fires at the giant "I thought you looked a bit hot, so I postulated that you could use a bit of a temperature change!"1d20 12=21 concentration, 1d20 8=27 ranged touch, 1d6 2=6 cold damage.

Riese full damages the giant, who can do nothing due to the halfling's sonic mindf%&!.


Riese wrote:
"What is with you Altuna? You seem a bit.....odd." Riese pulls his wand and fires at the giant "I thought you looked a bit hot, so I postulated that you could use a bit of a temperature change!"1d20 12=21 concentration, 1d20 8=27 ranged touch, 1d6 2=6 cold damage.

ooh! that's a nice wand.

He garps up some more split pea soup.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan screeches again,...
Surprisingly in key with Pip's catchy tune,
And the small thunderhead spits out another lightning bolt on the giant's head.

3d6=9

Heh. I'm going to add 'Thunderhawk' to Elgan's list of nicknames on his character sheet! ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The giant takes a shock to the head; when it hits his skull can be seen for an instant...
he's still alive, but he's not able to do much at this point, due to the bard's sonic barrage.

Looks like Gittik, Stiggy, and Beldan left to do something.
Altai....well, let's just consider him under "dungeonmaster control" for the time being.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

He's 50 feet away.

You can do it, but gimme a balance roll, d.c. 5. The area around the tree is boggy muddy gunk.

1d20=13

Stig charges across the bog with the grace of... of... a fat dwarf in plate mail running toward a giant through a bog.

Finally arrived he puts it to the axe: 1d20+6=18, 1d10+21=22


Male Human Rogue 14

Did Stig get into melee with the giant? And the giant is still prone? If so, Beldan will run to G7, drawing his rapier as he goes.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yes and yes...

Stig slams his weapon into the giant's shoulder, opening a deep wound and painting the muddy water with gore.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Gaaah! Who are you, and what have you done with Altai?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hey! I thought you were gone!!!

Altai:

Spoiler:
you are mentally under assault by some wicked possessing entity. If you make a wil save, you can attack in this first round. If not, it subverts you. It's making you say bad things at the moment...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Spoiler:
Just checking in. I'll be gone from Thursday to Thursday, so just let the possessing thing do what you want then.

Of course, for this round... Will save 13+8=21. Concentration check 9+12=21, attack roll 12+5=touch AC 17, damage 6.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Altai:

Spoiler:
you're in control for this round. The only enemy you can see is 50 feet away.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Spoiler:
Cool. I zap the giant, using the rolls above.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Cool beaners; didn't understand what I was seeing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Guess just Gittik.

Altai blasts the giant. It's getting closer and closer to dead.


Altai:

Spoiler:
I can tell you....about the zoogs. Where they're from.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Now Altai’s talking to himself … or the Moonshine Fairy…”


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Altai--or is it? wrote:

Altai:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
"Keep talking."

Altai's looking a little preoccupied.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Meh, me kill one them already - me wait for lizard vampire."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on; the giant is stunned so misses his attack.
Round two; everyone's go.


Altai:

Spoiler:
"Give me....free control. And I will tell you about the zoogs," the disembodied voice in Altai's head says. "I want to control your body."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Lightning Dmg: 3d6=12

Elgan sings once more in screeching counterpoint to Lucille's gentle wailing, and another lightning bolt pummels the giants smoking scalp,...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He's getting down there in hp's...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Altai--or is it? wrote:

Altai:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
"I already know where the zoogs must be from, and I can find out more through mundane research. If you think I'll just let you control my body for something as minor as that, you must be completely stupid."

Altai shakes his head violently, as if he hopes to throw the voice out. He then zaps the giant again.

New will save 14+8=22. Concentration check 13+12=25, attack roll 10+5=touch AC 15, damage 6.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Altai zaps the giant again; the giant's looking pretty scraggly.


Altai:

Spoiler:
you made this next round's wil save...

The voice....
"You stupid fool....you are nothing but a proxy for an enemy worse than Orcus! I can see there's no working with you."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Altai--or is it? wrote:

Altai:

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
"Insults won't get you very far, whoever you are. Try offering something more valuable instead."

Altai:

Spoiler:
What I offer....is ultimate power over men's dreams. What more is there than that?


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan moves around to flank with Stig, then stabs at the prone giant. rapier: 7+6+2 (flank) = 15. If that hits: 4+1 = 5. If it counts as a sneak attack ‘cos he’s prone: +9 damage.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The giant's almost....finished...


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip, having set up his Inspire Courage, reaches for his trusty sling. He whirls it once, twice, three's a go!

1d20+12=26, 1d4+2=6


Tenser runs up and bites him.

1d20+6=25, 1d4+2=4


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

DEAD!!!!! 400 exp. each.
It's hard to tell what breaks the camel's back--the dog or the sling stone...
now what?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You don't see anything else going down.
Altai seems to have returned to normal...


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip pops a quick CLW on the burly dwarf:

1d8+6=9

Struming Lucille to start the effect.

"When I get in melee,
I need hobbity healing.
Hobbity .. healing is something that's good for me."


i must sit in now....you make dungeon master snorts Sunkist; hurt his brains.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

I aims to please! :P


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan looks at the hobbit askance.

Then: “Alright, everyone ok?” With a pointed look at the no-longer vomiting Altai. “Head for the tree?”


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Let's do it. Any more giants around?" He looks around casually. "Sorry 'bout that. I have no idea what came over me."

Same procedure as last time? I was hoping to save my Fly spell for later, but I'll use it if I must. I guess Gittik goes up second after Beldan, followed by Oso and Riese?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Don't see anymore giants at present.
Is that what you wanted to do?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Yeah, just a quick look. After that, Beldan climbs up and throws down a rope.

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