Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Satari-san wrote:
"...Perhaps if we move quietly we won't disturb them..."
Altai looks at the looming shapes of Claw and Gjetost. "Uh-huh."

Elgan smirks gleefully. "Wah'll misteh Altee, dere's allus' a firs' tiahme fur evvert'ing!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

And a last,.....MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

J/K


M Half-Orc Ranger

"Think I been here a'fore..." Dok is checking out the scenery, looking for anything sights, sounds, or smells that might jar his memory further.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip looks about

"Nice place. I might have to buy a summer house out this way"


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"I think I would prefer to live somewhere with more color. Not so muted as this."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yeh. Iz nut jes' deh color, iz the smells tew. Everthin' iz jes' so,... dull."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Considering the appearance of the things that took Beldan, I'd say this place is plenty interesting. Just not out here." Altai looks at the the weird patterns formed by the birds. "A little dullness is OK right now."


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Fair enough. Not that I'm totally against visiting a place such as this." She looks around and shudders, "But I'm not keen on waking up to it every day."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yeh, I kin appurciate it jes' fine. I'd jes' perfur teh do it frum a distance." Elgan echoes the sentiment.

"Ah don' mine visitin', Ah jes' don' wanna liv heah!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You hear a bell, high pitched, twinkling. On the other side of the ridge where a herd of something is bleating away.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Dok wrote:
"Think I been here a'fore..." Dok is checking out the scenery, looking for anything sights, sounds, or smells that might jar his memory further.

You're very, very young. You're being carried Yoda style on somebody's back in a papoose rig. He's old and sweaty, and it's cold. It's raining, drizzling, and lightning thrashes in the dark.

On a hill, a shadowed rider appears.

He who was carrying you reaches up a greenish gnarled hand, to draw the backsword slung next to your papoose bag.

The blade slowly slips forth, next to your eye, or so it seems to you;

this....this blade being drawn......it has an effect on the rest of your life; you fear the horrid thing, and so you make the blade yours.
This vision, memory,.....impacts your childhood, and lies the path of your life out for you......a life by the blade. Rushing about in the wilderness.

The horseman canters down toward who or whatever is carrying you.

And you feel your heart racing like mad.

That's what kinda occurs to you, as you look at the ridge, where on the other side you hear the bleating herd.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

AND, I don't spoiler this; everybody else sees this vision as well, in their mind's eye. From the papoose's pov; the papoose that will one day grow into Dok the half orc ranger.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
. "A little dullness is OK right now."

NWAHAHAHAAAA!!!

(got the ap volume by Richard Pett ordered up; the one with Leng in it; I should have it in a few days......_


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The Celestial Dragon

That's why I basically buy everything in PDF. Shipping to NZ takes a looooong time and I have impulse control issues when it comes to Richard Pett.

"Most interesting. Master Dok, I feel there is a strong connection between this realm and your past. Or your future."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hello,

um,.....work today has left me a totally neurotic mess, and I'm useless for frolicking in the steppes of Leng.

Sorry for my lack of presence.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Satari-san wrote:

That's why I basically buy everything in PDF. Shipping to NZ takes a looooong time and I have impulse control issues when it comes to Richard Pett.

"Most interesting. Master Dok, I feel there is a strong connection between this realm and your past. Or your future."

heh heh.....

perception rolls


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Perception: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (4) + 29 = 33


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

On the hill crest above, you see at least one figure; crawling low; slinking about the big boulders; trying to look inconspicuous.

About 100 feet away from you.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!


M Half-Orc Ranger

Perception: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30

Eyeing the creeper, Dok says "Be ready. Got a prowler."


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"Got him." Gjetost shifts the preposterously heavy bag he lugs around. "Should I put a couple of rocks in him?"


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Perception: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18

Frowning as she scans the area indicated by the ranger, the kensai reaches for her bow. "Do they appear hostile? How far away?"

She's leveled, but I'm really not happy with the character sheet or her spell selection at this point. I hope to work on it this weekend, but it's nothing that prevents me from participating if it hits the fan before I'm done. Just letting you know the spell selection shown is not final. Or really very close.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You got time, Emrael.

Nobody else sees much more than Pip; Em can't see anything, but Dok sees the creeper too.

Humanoidish; human sized 5'8 to 6' maybe; dressed vaguely in a bedouin style i.e. long robes, sandals, head wrappings.

No evidence of massive weaponry; just the skulking and the fact that its face is covered is kinda disconcerting.

A wind blows, a wind flecked with rusty, bloodclot looking snow.

An allusion, an augur portending doom mayhap???.......


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai's summoned monsters wrote:
"Got him." Gjetost shifts the preposterously heavy bag he lugs around. "Should I put a couple of rocks in him?"

heh heh.....cool avvy.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!


The Celestial Dragon
Altai's summoned monsters wrote:
"Got him." Gjetost shifts the preposterously heavy bag he lugs around. "Should I put a couple of rocks in him?"

"Perhaps we should talk first," the old monk demurs. "Even here, surely not everyone will be an enemy?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The lurker continues lurking. Out of sight now; behind a boulder.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

You got time, Emrael.

Nobody else sees much more than Pip; Em can't see anything, but Dok sees the creeper too.

I just assumed Gjestost saw him after Pip pointed him out; he's got a fair Perception score. My bad.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Satari-san wrote:


"Perhaps we should talk first," the old monk demurs. "Even here, surely not everyone will be an enemy?"

"I agree, sorta. Let head up there and chat up our new friend." Altai hasn't seen anyone. "Did you see anyone?" he hisses to Elgan, squinting towards the general area Satari and Gjetost seem to be discussing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai's summoned monsters wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

You got time, Emrael.

Nobody else sees much more than Pip; Em can't see anything, but Dok sees the creeper too.

I just assumed Gjestost saw him after Pip pointed him out; he's got a fair Perception score. My bad.

1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yeah; Gjetost sees em.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Woah; Elgan's got mad perception.

He saw all three of them.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They're all in the same general area; up amongst the boulders.

Within.....fireball's burst radius.

Altai feels creepy about himself, for thinking in those terms.

(I don't though).


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Maybe the best thing would be to get him down here. Just in case he has buddies in ambush position up among the rocks."


"How you gonna do that?"


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yew meen dem dere tree fellers raght oveh dar?" Elgan asks Altai, pointing exactly to where the moving one hid.

"Yah, dey not bad ah s'pose, but dey ain't nuttin un mah cuzins. Dey kin hide lahk deys a polah bars inna snowsturm! At lests ah tinks dey kin. Ah neveh rally seen a polah bar. Ur a snowsturm fer dat matteh."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You see an image of a polar bear in your head; it's chilling. It seems wrong somehow, though.

Everybody sees it; the wind starts to moan, and the bloody gobs of snow seem to assault any and all exposed skin.


"This place is so alien; the place is wet, but not the least bit warm."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Evindra wrote:
"How you gonna do that?"

"Like this."

"HEY YOU!! GET DOWN HERE OR EAT GIANT ROCK!!!"

"Gjetost, put one about two yards to his right. That ought to get a reaction."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

One of them speaks back in Greyhawk common.

"No fight? Parley?.....Trade goods?"

One of their number starts walking down to you.

He's human sized, face totally hidden by veils and wrappings; he looks like a shepherd.

An extremely skilled at sneaking shepherd.

He has a shepherd's crook.

And a ruby jeweled shamsir slung over his back.

Perception or sense motive rolls if you like;

he kinda seems to walk a little different than your standard human.
Hard to explain; it just feels wrong.

"I am Hokemesheb;" his voice seems garbled, like he's talking through a water bong.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"No need for giant rock; we trade goods, yes?"

He addresses Gjetost;

"these people be your trade goods? I have many, many rubies for them."


M Half-Orc Ranger

Perception: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (2) + 23 = 25

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19

"You... Buy people?" Dok asks, trying to keep any malice from his voice.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Only if for sale, good orcblood. Are you the lord of these folk?"

He's got hooves. Not feet. Cloven hooves.
And,.....he's trying to hide the fact that he's.......not entirely human.

As to why?........it's anyone's guess.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

leaving in an hour for a christmas program. I'll kinda peter out here soon; checking in later this evening.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Everybody feel free to say stuff/parley/accuse him of wanton douchebaggery/whatever floats your boat.

This is a little "welcome to Leng" montage; everybody feel free to interact with this weird place and gather your bearings; you need bearings in order to be taken away from the right path into madness.

It's conducive to immersion............


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The wind dies down; the snow stops snowing so much.

The strange man that has hooves, named Hokemesheb if he is to be believed;......whispers something.

Perception dc 30:

Spoiler:
Ithaqqa
he says

Knowledge Planes roll if you like, if somebody inevitably hears his mouthing.

I'll mediate/describe some time later; there's no hurry.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"That one;" he points to Satari, whilst addressing Gjetost;
"too old, and too tough and grizzled. He wouldn't do for much.
He's too skinny as well."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"That one;" he points at Pip.

He addresses Gjetost.

"Is he a Ziggy? He has a Ziggy implement, slung at his back."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

and,.....back in a few hours.

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