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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

10,000!!!!!

HUZZAH!!!!!

Woohoo!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Yeah, sorry. Been busy at work (Im here on my Freakin day off!) and family/Easter stuff. Will lvl up soon as I can. (I have 4 characters to finish/lvl up!) Gonna stick with Druid, will get bigger.badder forms, (DIRE wolf/tiger/etc) w/ 3 attacks per round. Still won't be no foaming-rabid harbinger of death like Gittik or Stiggy, but I'll be able to make a better showing! :)

QFT. Have the extra stats ready to go, just need some time (tonight) to get them in place.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

“Lead the way Goldie. Are these gentlemen with you here to make sure you don’t get lost?”

Beldan makes sure to bring along all his weapons and equipment to this meeting.

"uhohohoho.....hardly...." he's laughing at his own perceived wittiness.

They lead you all on to the biggest building in the village...

and into the main room.

There's a set of tables in an inverted "U" and the group is beckoned forward. At the center is Sencho, and to his left is Hex Chun Chan;
there's a smattering of Captains.

Sencho speaks;
"I have a few of my captains assembled here gentlemen....TsanChan the Devil Eunuch,....Sutu (a Hepmonish man, bald, with an iron golem right arm *sic*) Eyvind Wulf (a.....viking, with a wolf skin cloak, axes, knives,) Mojo (a.....gorilla wearing a purple turban), and Peacock Cap the Goblin King (a goblin with a robin hood hat with a peacock feather in it. Next to him sits......GITTIKS GOBLIN FATHER.....PUMPUMPUM!!!)
So, gentlemen,...you wish to join the pirates? Who speaks for your krewe?"


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso looks at Riese, Altai and Beldan ready to react. He clamps his mouth shut.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Soto looks at Oso...."You Xivatti?" It's a culture group; I'm just making this stuff up..."remine me of a Xivatti I know once."


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

"HepTunSar tribe."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He lifts his head in boistrous laughter...you don't know what that means. Nobody in the room does.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"What a zivatee? Meh, me no care."

<claps eyes on his dad>

"HEY! YOU! WHAT YOU DO HERE!? WHO KNOBHEAD WITH FEATHER!? HIM NEW WIFE!!!?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The father looks at Gittik; "HUH? WHO YOU?"

Peacock Cap as well..."are you absolutely daft, man?" None of the gutteral pidgin of goblinspeak....total disciplined control of vocal cords...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Ah, um..." Altai shoots Gittik an annoyed glance. "The crew of the Hellwind is a democratic collective of equals; as for now, I can speak for us. We do indeed want to join your illustrious society, headed by the great and powerful Sencho."

He nods apologetically to Feather Cap. "Sorry 'bout that", he mumbles. "He, ah... sees things at times. Too many bloodfen mushrooms. No offence intended."

Unless anyone else wants to be the spokesman, of course. We'll cycle the honour, just to prove our Communist credentials. ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Sencho speaks.
"Fine,....and you all do a wonderful job of perpetuating general mayhem...especially (Riese) there...(he winks at Riese. Everybody sees it.)
I'm just wondering what you've been up to...of late; I've never seen nor heard of any of you mysterious strangers. Not on Jeklea Bay, mind you. Are you out of Scuttlecove?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:

"What a zivatee? Meh, me no care."

<claps eyes on his dad>

"HEY! YOU! WHAT YOU DO HERE!? WHO KNOBHEAD WITH FEATHER!? HIM NEW WIFE!!!?"

"New wife? Indeed! I'll gut you like a kipper, you insulent little guttersnipe!"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"YOU FORGET ME ALREADY!? YOU THROW ME DOWN HOLE, GET BROTHER TO KILL ME, MAKE ME FIGHT BIG HOBBO, AND YOU FORGET ME!!? YOU TOO OLD NOW, YOU GO MAD, MAYBE ME KILL YOU FOR GOOD OF TRIBE! Hey, where tribe?"


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip looks between Gittik and the goblin

"He's your dad? ..."


Male Human Rogue 14
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Pip looks between Gittik and the goblin

"He's your dad? ..."

"It's a long story."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
"YOU FORGET ME ALREADY!? YOU THROW ME DOWN HOLE, GET BROTHER TO KILL ME, MAKE ME FIGHT BIG HOBBO, AND YOU FORGET ME!!? YOU TOO OLD NOW, YOU GO MAD, MAYBE ME KILL YOU FOR GOOD OF TRIBE! Hey, where tribe?"

Gittiks' father rises solemnly(sp?) from his chair....

"Dead mans chest!!!" is all he booms out.

Whispers about the room...."dead man's chest?....dead man's chest,....dead man's chest...."

Sencho looks around, at the goblins, then at Gittik; Captain Peacock's eyes roll....


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan nudges Gittik. “Shut it,” he whispers. “Maybe that’s not your dad, maybe it’s some other goblin who looks like him…” The rogue trails off uncertainly, trying simultaneously to see if the goblin really is Gittik’s father whilst trying NOT to look like Beldan, figuring that if it is the same gobbo, and he recognises them, they’re in some trouble.

“We’re from up north a ways,” Beldan turns his attention to Sencho, answering his question to try to distract from the Gittik outburst. “We ran into some legal complications up there, and felt that an extended holiday in the balmy south would do wonders for our health and our necks. And we’re quite getting the hang of this pirate thing. Already taken two ships, looted a modest amount of, well, loot, and ruthlessly struck down any who dared stand against us. You know, the usual. Oh, and excuse the halfling, he‘s kind of addled. Thinks he‘s a goblin or something.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Interesting....interesting...." Sencho looks at Beldan...

"Well, Mad Gittik....," Sencho addresses the barbarian, "your erstwhile father has challenged you to Dead Man's Chest. Do you accept?"

whispers hither and thither;...."who's Mad Gittik? Th' hobniz. He's challenging Peacock's champion. Says he's iz farthah. that IS mad...whoat's mad? all of it...dead man's chest.....dead man's chest..."

"ahem...ahemhem..." the turbaned gorilla clears his throat. "Sencho excuse Mojo please. The Mighty Mojo is confused about one thing. If this base is so well hidden, how do you find us? This concerns The Mighty Mojo, to no end."


Male Human Rogue 14

That was a challenge? Beldan silently wonders. That doesn’t sound good…

Before he has time to dwell on that, the monkey asks his question. Great, the monkey’s smarter than the rest of ‘em … stupid monkey.

“Er…” Beldan’s gaze flicks to Altai and Riese. “Magic. It was magic.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Hmmm.....Mighty Mojo exists in this state, raised from the ranks of his kind, due to magic. He sees magic, sees it as a double-edged sword. Magic.....yes, a double-edged sword..." he squints an eye at you; this 500 lb. of pure muscle silverback that shouldn't even be talking, much less constantly referring to himself in the third gorilla.
The most dangerous man in the room might just be a gorilla wearing a purple turban...


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"What Dead Man's Chest? Dad no dead, and me see no chest."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
"What Dead Man's Chest? Dad no dead, and me see no chest."

An old hobniz with one eye, one tooth in his yapper, one leg, a hook hand, and a horn held up to his ear to hear with tells Gittik...

"two poyrits row's out to a sand bar, bares steel, in seddles arr differences."

got it outta pirate books, aye...


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

he squints an eye at you; this 500 lb. of pure muscle silverback that shouldn't even be talking, much less constantly referring to himself in the third gorilla.

The most dangerous man in the room might just be a gorilla wearing a purple turban...

Beldan shifts slightly so as to position himself just slightly behind Stig.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Mighty Mojo smiles.

Elgan:

Spoiler:
It's not a humanoid happy smile. It's a "I'm a gorilla. Look at my canine tusks" smile. Different meaning.


M Halfling Barbarian 10
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

An old hobniz with one eye, one tooth in his yapper, one leg, a hook hand, and a horn held up to his ear to hear with tells Gittik...

"two poyrits row's out to a sand bar, bares steel, in seddles arr differences."

"Oh, so you want me kill dad. Sure, no problem. Hey, you talk funny."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

An old hobniz with one eye, one tooth in his yapper, one leg, a hook hand, and a horn held up to his ear to hear with tells Gittik...

"two poyrits row's out to a sand bar, bares steel, in seddles arr differences."
"Oh, so you want me kill dad. Sure, no problem. Hey, you talk funny."

"Oy! leathhhhht I don thin mah pappy's uh gooblin! heehee!" he titters and cackles.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

"Dat explains alot. You kill father and take his place at the Captians table. Right!"

Oso rubs his hands together.

"When does Gittik's father want to be dead?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Long years after tomorrow morning at sunrise, priest..." the goblin pipes up.
"I've got boys, put you in the drink too if you want."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

justa letcha know, might need tonite to build some statblocks for Dead Man's Chest;....let me know who wants in on the fight or not; it'll be like two ships pulled up to a long sand bar, and the fighters pop down and duke it out, alongside Gittik and his Pappy. I'll build some bastiches for it...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Mighty Mojo smiles.

Elgan:
** spoiler omitted **

Elgan Raises an eyebrow, and returns the Turbaned Gorilla's smile,...

DM,...

Spoiler:

It's not a humanoid happy smile, it's my 'I MIGHT not be the biggest, baddest Mo-Fo on the block, but I'm a LOT tougher than I look!' smile.

While he looks perfectly relaxed and comfortable, ready to move in a moment, those who have traveled with him for a while can see just a hint of,... tension, in his frame.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

"I'm in."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

(re: Elgan)

And more than one of our brave adventurers seems to make an enemy this dubious day...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai loooks around despairingly. This didn't turn out exactly as planned, to the extent we had a plan. "We did indeed find this place through magic. We found an odd map on a charred piece of parchment onboard the Hellwind - apparently the burning captain had some sort of plan for the Viper's Den. Oddly, the map crumbled steadily as we approached the Den - it was as if we were meant to find it, yet not compromise its location."

Altai sits down as the meeting devolves into shouted challeges. "So, Mighty Mojo, do you command an entire ship crewed by similarly evolved creatures such as your mighty self?"


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Meh, forget it now, Beetle Boy. No one listen to you now, we go fight. Hey, funny monkey, where you learn to talk?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Altai loooks around despairingly. This didn't turn out exactly as planned, to the extent we had a plan.

I know right?

"Noone is as evolved as Mighty Mojo. Mighty Mojo is Mighty Mojo..."

sense motive d.c.15

Spoiler:
he's hesitant; hiding something


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
"Meh, forget it now, Beetle Boy. No one listen to you now, we go fight. Hey, funny monkey, where you learn to talk?"

"MIGHTY MOJO DOESN'T KNOW! ALL MIGHTY MOJO KNOWS IS YOU LEARN TO EAT S*+% IN HELL WHERE YOU DIE!!!" Full on silverback chest-beating display; he's up over the table, about 15 feet away from Gittik, beating his chest.

Some look shocked; some laugh; the hobbit who was Gittik's pirate Manners coach peels off; the Mighty Mojo is screaming mightily indeed.

Gittik; wil save; d.c. 15.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
sense motive d.c.15

14+1(untrained WIS)=15. BTW, is Mojo casting a spell on Gittik? Spellcraft 13+18=31.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
sense motive d.c.15
14+1(untrained WIS)=15. BTW, is Mojo casting a spell on Gittik? Spellcraft 13+18=31.

No spell; he's just going off like a displaying gorilla and it's louder than hell.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

"ENOUGH!!!" Riese yells while producing a column of blasting flame in an unoccupied area(Fiery burst) with a mere thought. "Your knowledge of linguistics is all well and good, hominid, but your lack of knowledge in human interactions is pronounced. Sit or I swear that I shall roast your flesh from the surrounding bone before you lay a hand upon my fellow shipmate." Riese then prepares to cast Fire shield upon himself if the Ape doesn't back off.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"MOJO WILL TEAR YOUR ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS!!! MOOOOORAAAAAA!"

Sencho:
"MOJO! GET AT EASE!!!"

All of the aggression flees Mojo's mighty frame, and he adeptly swings and slinks back to his seat.

Sencho laughs a good while.

"I see why they made you Captain there, fiery one. Tiger tiger, burning bright..."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Um, so... We're still doing that whole Dead Man's Chest kerfuffle, right? Or is that off, too?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Hell yeah we're doing it! I'm gonna waste Gittik good!!!" Says Gittik's pappy...

"I guess that'll depend upon whether you show up or not," says Sencho.
I won't get in the way of the code."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I respect Kelanen; his sacred code duello."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Oh, we'll be there. Bring plenty of your goblins, runt."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

hey, this pirate gig is pretty neat. There's always something t'do.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I guess we're off to prep, then. Does Riese know See invisible? If not, I'll memorise a couple - one for a bruiser and one for a spellcaster.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Will save = failed.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik's shaken for a round by the booming battlecry of the bull ape; then he's able to compose himself.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

(re: Elgan)

And more than one of our brave adventurers seems to make an enemy this dubious day...

(sigh) Story of my life, right? ;)

Elgan looks appreciatively at the Turbaned gorilla's display, but his only response is to shift his weight onto one foot before Sencho calls an end to the imminent hostilities.

He raises a slim eyebrow at the gorilla's declaration that 'NO one is as evolved,..." And makes a note to tell Altai later that he thinks the ape is hiding something.

He hops up onto a convenient stool as the shouting dies down and it looks like they might actually stay awhile. He relaxes and watches the proceedings with interest, but is perched in such a way that he can leap off in a flash.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on;....whelp I didn't get the fight completely built tonight; might need Thurs and Fri nights so it might be a few....didn't expect Gittik to start a bunch of business but it was worth the guffaws, really....I loved that whole interchange...see what I can slap together but I got nothing completed, just a real good idea of what to throw together. I almost think that I'm holding off because something totally demented is gelling in my subconscious, but I'm possibly trying to spindoctor my own procrastination.

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