Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Covered by the golem, Altai moves closer to the floating gutball before blasting them with lightning.

Move to L95 before casting Lightning bolt. It hits Guts 2, 3 and 4, plus the catfish; I'm using my Metamagic rod (empower) to give it a bit more fizz. Damage 10d6=39x1,5=57 lightning, REflex 23 for half.

Gutthing 2 dies;

Three saves,
four takes a good blast.

They seem to resist electricity, but.......57 hp is a lot of electricity.......
and Altai isn't sure what happened to the fish; it's underwater.


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Claw the Golem wrote:

The giant dragonfly zips past the catfish, lashing out with its multi-hinged jaws.

Move to CDEF 88-91. Along the way it bites Fishy, using Flyby Attack. No grapple attempt - there's no real point... Attack roll 11+19=AC 30, damage 2d8+11=20.

The other dragonfly keeps climbing, vigorously shaking its slimy passenger.

Move to KLMN 47-51, climbing 40' up to 95'; it is now heading due west. Attack roll 12+19=AC 31, damage 2d8+11=19.

The first rocfly hits; the second one does as well.

Neither foe falls. Literally or from a height......


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And Pip's up to bat.


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back in an hour.


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huzzah!!!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Tuff lil' balls o' guts, aint dey?" Elgan-tree rumbles pleasantly.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Seeing the profusion of enemies, Pip decides to bring more firepower to the table.

Casting Summon Monster V to bring a >bralaini Azata< to the party


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Right on.
Their attack shortly.


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The three that are fighting each other keep at it. There's two now; that "gut flumph" perishes.

The scum thing gripped by the roc dragonfly tries to break free but can't.

guts3 goes after elgan.
misses with a horrid bite; it has many mouths on intestiny tentacles.

guts4 goes after doc. it misses as well.

Guts 5 appears from the river.

The catfish swims out of the river, and heads through the trees, honing in on Altai.

GROUP'S ATTACK!!!!!


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map of the village


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan crawls to G79, pops his head up and fires at Gut 5.

Sneak attack if applicable, with deadly aim etc: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (4) + 22 = 26 damage: 1d8 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17 plus 7d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 6, 5, 5, 4) = 31 sneak attack plus 1d6 ⇒ 3 electricity plus 7 bleed and 2 strength damage if applicable.


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Beldan's able to wound the thing pretty well with his bolt. He hits it in the midsection, and blood starts spraying out of it.


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huzzah! Everybody else is up.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Seeing Altai targetted by the huge fish, Emrael hurries back K95 is exactly 60', I believe. She has barely slid to a stop when she lunges, reaching way too far for her size, trying to score a hit on the strange monster.

Mobility brings AC to 38 for moving through the critter's threatened squares; Lunge drops it back to 36. Her AC for the duration of the round is 32.

Attack 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32 including Power Attack, inspire, haste
Damage 1d10 + 22 ⇒ (8) + 22 = 30 including two-hand Power Attack, inspire

Note: The katana is cold iron if that helps with DR.


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Emrael scores an awesome blow on the catfish with her katana.

It takes an aoo; tries to bite and misses the dextrous elf.


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Elgan, Doc, Pip, as well as Altai and his menagerie are up to bat.


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back in an hour or so.


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maybe three hours; watched Jack and Jill with Adam Sandler...


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nitey nite!!!


M Half-Orc Ranger

Unwilling to give up the sword attacks as viable just yet, Dok slashes at the bag of guts in front of him again and again...

Falchion attack 1: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (7) + 22 = 29
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (4, 3) + 10 = 17
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Falchion attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (4, 4) + 10 = 18
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Falchion attack 3: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 6

OUCH!!!


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Seeing the catfish reappear before it, the huge dragonfly slows down and hovers above it, razor-tipped legs flailing.

5' step to DEFG 89-92, followed by a full attack on Fishy. Bite 10+19=AC 29, damage 2d8+11=22. Claw 1 11+20=AC 31, damage 2d6+11=16. Claw 2 10+20=AC 30, damage 2d6+11=18.

The other dragonfly keeps climbing.

Move to RSTU 49-52, climbing 40' up to 135'; it is now heading due south. Attack roll 13+19=AC 32, damage 2d8+11=20.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Claw pounds away at the floating gutball.

After being hit by that lightning bolt, Claw is now hasted. Attack 1: 11+16+1=AC 28, damage 3d8+8=21. Attack 2: 12+16+1=AC 29, damage 3d8+8=22. Attack 3: 8+16+1=AC 25, damage 3d8+8=14.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Enough of this crap. This ends now, fish!"

Move to P92 before hitting Fishy with an empowered Disintegrate. Attack roll 13+10=touch AC 23, damage 28d6=105x1,5=157 unless it makes a Fort 26 save. If it does, it takes 5d6=20x1,5=30 damage instead. It's an all-or-nothing spell, this one...


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Did that include your extra attack for haste?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Spellcasting is unaffected by Haste. Having said that, I forgot to include the bonus to hit in my attack roll, plus the bardic bonus. Thus, the disintegration ray hits touch AC 27, rather than AC 23.

EDIT: In case you were referring to Claw rather than Altai - yes, the extra attack is included. Neither he nor the giant insects benefit from bardic music as, well, they are rather hard to actually inspire...


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I was actually referring to Dok. I started my post and didn't save it right away -- didn't even know you had posted until just now.


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map of the village......


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Emrael Bladewalker wrote:
Did that include your extra attack for haste?

Doc should have one more attack coming to him.


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Dok wrote:

Unwilling to give up the sword attacks as viable just yet, Dok slashes at the bag of guts in front of him again and again...

Falchion attack 1: 1d20+22
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Falchion attack 2: 1d20+17
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Falchion attack 3: 1d20+12
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

OUCH!!!

dang! 1....2....

you do have one more attack;

doc connects on the first one. The fire isn't affecting the gutbag, but the falchion slices; it's still alive though.

It's like cutting a tire with a meatcleaver though.


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Claw the Golem wrote:

Seeing the catfish reappear before it, the huge dragonfly slows down and hovers above it, razor-tipped legs flailing.

5' step to DEFG 89-92, followed by a full attack on Fishy. Bite 10+19=AC 29, damage 2d8+11=22. Claw 1 11+20=AC 31, damage 2d6+11=16. Claw 2 10+20=AC 30, damage 2d6+11=18.

The other dragonfly keeps climbing.

Move to RSTU 49-52, climbing 40' up to 135'; it is now heading due south. Attack roll 13+19=AC 32, damage 2d8+11=20.

The first one hits the fish with both claws; the bite misses.

The damage is miniscule, but it's adding up.

Second one hits his slimy captive; it's looking haggard.


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Claw the Golem wrote:

Claw pounds away at the floating gutball.

After being hit by that lightning bolt, Claw is now hasted. Attack 1: 11+16+1=AC 28, damage 3d8+8=21. Attack 2: 12+16+1=AC 29, damage 3d8+8=22. Attack 3: 8+16+1=AC 25, damage 3d8+8=14.

Claw misses. It's kinda rubbery and dodgy like.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Enough of this crap. This ends now, fish!"

Move to P92 before hitting Fishy with an empowered Disintegrate. Attack roll 13+10=touch AC 23, damage 28d6=105x1,5=157 unless it makes a Fort 26 save. If it does, it takes 5d6=20x1,5=30 damage instead. It's an all-or-nothing spell, this one...

It saves. Still alive. But looking like something the cat drug in.

A big Godzilla sized cat.


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Elgan and Pip are up, and Doc has one more swing at his gutly opponent.

HUZZAH!


M Half-Orc Ranger

Apologies... Not sure how I missed the haste...

Hasted Falchion attack: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (3) + 22 = 25
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Good grief... Maybe those are the last 3, 2, and 1 I'll see for a while.


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I know, right?

Dok's falchion spins like a propellar, and another wound is added onto the gutflumph.

It still battles on.


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Elgan; Pip are up.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan waves his branchy arms imperiously, and another bolt blasts the gut-flumph facing Dok. Then Elgantree reaches over and bats the gut-flumph on the top of it's,... head?

Lightning dmg, tree-shape assault X2!

5d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 2, 4, 2) = 161d20 + 25 ⇒ (19) + 25 = 441d8 + 22 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (4) + 22 + (1) + (4) + (6) = 371d20 + 25 ⇒ (12) + 25 = 371d8 + 22 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (7) + 22 + (3) + (5) + (6) = 43

BTW, if my math was right, my AC in tree form with Barkskin is now AC:36


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Elgan shocks and then two branchy arms pummel the foe on Doc into oblivion.
Gutflumph 4 down.


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PIP!!!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

AHHHH!


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heh heh.....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Sorry I am away from my computer. If someone could run a set of arrows for me and send my bralani minion somewhere I'd really appreciate it


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on; it's all good....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

back in an hour.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!!!!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

The miniscule singing entertainer continues to show his broad range of skills with another verisimilitude of volleyed arrows!
In perfect time to his song no less!

Pip's mighty volley, aka= 'Hail of Doom!' (Based on his last volley 2 pages ago.)

1d20 + 23 ⇒ (10) + 23 = 331d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 301d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 241d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 341d8 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 151d8 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 201d8 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 201d8 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21

Someone who actually knows what he summoned mind telling his pet where to go? :)


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Pip fires his first two arrows into gutflumph 3 that is menacing Elgan. It falls.

The aother two zing around Elgan and both hit gutflumph 5; it's still alive........


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Seeing the profusion of enemies, Pip decides to bring more firepower to the table.

Casting Summon Monster V to bring a >bralaini Azata< to the party

he summoned a bralani azata.....a beauteous elfin archer...link to stats above;


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nitey nite!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Thanks Elgan! I'll do the minion, I woke up a bit early today

The otherworldly elf-looking creature that appears next to Pip spins in a circle and turns into a small dust devil Standard action. A huge buffet of wind whirls out from the spinning air mass and strikes at the foe

I am a bit spacially confused ATM, and pressed for time, but the Bralani has a Whirlwind Blast power: 3d6 damage in a 20'line (DC 17 Reflex Con based save for half). The Bralani will try to maximize the effectiveness, and has a move/fly speed of 40/100 ft.

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