Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Male Human Rogue 14

"What is that thing it threw up?" Beldan peers at the spectacle, trying to figure it all out.

Perception: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18


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A muddy looking humanoid i.e. made of mud,
a slimy looking humanoid,
an animate oozing puddle of black water
and
a flying ball of intestines.

The usual.


Male Human Rogue 14

"Huh."


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heh heh.....


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

"Some legends of the Namazu say that the gods can force it to excrete money as payment for the damage it causes with its earthquake, but I've never heard of that happening." She points at the quasi-people that the thing vomited up.


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heh heh heh.....


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That's trippy.....a ginormous catfish, under Japan, rolling around in the mud and causing all the earthquakes.
I came up with the barfing up stuff.....


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan heads towards the village, but he gives the lake, the big fish and its strange issue a wide berth. “Following typical patterns we’ll end up fighting some or all of those things,” he says, “but we might as well wait to see if they start trying to hurt people first. Maybe it’s just a big fish having a real bad day.”


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Right on; anybody else want to do anything?

Everybody's got a round worth of stuff they can do, then the catfish and the extradimensional contents of its gizzard will act.


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There's a few humans, far off in the rice paddies; they're divided equally between the frozen up in shock types and the running for the woodline types.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan draws his tengu sword and keeps an eye on the catfish and its bizarre gut-children.


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The lake is teeming with black swans now.

And the tengusword is thrumming and starts to vibrate like an electric carving knife.


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok slowly draws his falchion as he approaches the bridge. "I do not have a good feeling about that..."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Things really are different on this side of the world, aren't they? Let's see how that fish deals with being dropped from about a mile up." Altai begins to cast a spell...

I'm burning Plane shift to cast Summon monster VII. Two celestial mega-dragonflies arrive on my initiative next turn.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael will draw her sword and stay near Beldan.

Just realized that I did not select spells; will do so directly.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip shudders and readies Lucille

"once more into the breach dear friends "


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I'll be around, in a couple hours maybe.


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Nevermind; I'm around.


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right on.

You guys start in the yellow squares p-r 96 or so; make a full round's worth of stuff and call positions if you haven't done so; also somebody can do Elgan's pre combat turn if they like, unless he shows up.

initiative for the catfish and friends:
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Oh, let the girl with the crazy initiative roll!

Initiative 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28


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Right on. You guys totally win initiative.
Just on the 16.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip starts to play Lucille in quick 2/2 tempo mode

"Fish in the mud
Coughing up crud
Think you're a dud
Soon be drinkin' your blooood."

Casting >Haste< on the party, then starting up the +3 song bonuses and getting sword readied to take over next round for the archery

The newcomers notice that Pip has let go of his odd crystal sword, but it hangs in the air as if still held. The blade seems to be echoing the chords of Pip's guitar, warbling out a counterpoint to his fast-paced tune.

everyone remember +3 atk/dam/vs charm/vs. fear

If I figure it correctly I can move to about P-90 down the road? If so, then I'll do that, if not, then as close as I can get to get a better shot


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Right on; does Pip want to move up?


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Right on; does Pip want to move up?

I will, as long as I am not hanging my oh-so-tender ass out in the wind. I will stay in the group, hoping that they are moving up as well. If not, well then is there any cover for an arrow sniper to utilize? =D


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

As she keeps pace with Beldan, Emrael asks, "I do not often fought as part of a team. How can I fit into your strategy?"

Note: To the eye, she is unarmored, has the katana in hand, and has a quiver but no bow on her back.


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Right on; does Pip want to move up?
I will, as long as I am not hanging my oh-so-tender ass out in the wind. I will stay in the group, hoping that they are moving up as well. If not, well then is there any cover for an arrow sniper to utilize? =D

row 85 and below is wooded; he could get to the edge of the woods there and fire from the side of the river.....

It's not really ideal fortification, but it's better than an "empty plain."


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linky to "the village" map

any questions, feel free.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan glances at Emreal’s blade. “Nice sword,” he says. “Looks sharp ... are you any good with it? Well, if so, our friend Stig used to generally just run towards anything that looked dangerous and hit it, I’d usually try to run around behind it and hamstring it.”

Beldan scoots forward to R84. If there’s anywhere to hide on the bridge (if its a covered bridge or has chunky posts or rails or whatever), he’ll try to hide using fast stealth: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (11) + 36 = 47


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There's rails; it's uncovered though.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

She nods, "It is very sharp. My teacher said I had some talent, but how good one is is matter of opinion and circumstance. I'll let you decide."

She will confidently stride forward, then, katana in hand, expecting Beldan to do what he needs to do to get into position and hoping to draw attention from him.

With Haste in effect, she can comfortably reach Q81, I believe.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Let's start Altai in R10 and Claw in PQ 89-90.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sorry guys and gals. Busy. The usual. + 2. ;P

Elgan makes a lot of 'Hm' noises as he checks the strange fruit growing from trees they have no business being in. When it turns out to be all good, he shrugs and eats some.

"Jes Cuz it ain't nurmul don' mean it ain't guud." He says sagely.

When they get to the big-@$$ catfish, He looks disconcerted.

"Yeuh, Ah've seen big fish befur. But dat es' ain't riight!" He declares, casing a spell.

BArkskin my self up for teh fracas! :)


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
Let's start Altai in R10 and Claw in PQ 89-90.

I'm assuming R100 for Altai(?)


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Just need positions for Dok; Elgan; and Pip.


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HOOOOOEE!!!!


M Half-Orc Ranger

R 88 for me, please.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Let's start Altai in R10 and Claw in PQ 89-90.
I'm assuming R100 for Altai(?)

Ooops. I was thinking R90, actually.


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Right on; updated;

MAP

just need Pip, and we can rock this thing.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:


If I figure it correctly I can move to about P-90 down the road?


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oop, missed that.

Right on; it's dragonfly time; I reckon.

What're the stats on the dragonflies?.....


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I put Pip in R89; so he's not behind Claw and all for shooting.


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Huzzah!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

The dragonflies are celestial rocs; 100' wingspan, coming in low and fast. What is the fish's size category?


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I'm going with "huge" for all intents and purposes.

I got carried away with making it look like a fish.


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The dragonflies need chain guns mounted to their eyeballs.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Heads down, folks", Altai says conversationally. Five seconds later, a pair of dragonflies the size of articulated buses blast past at 15' altitude.

Two rocs haul ass in from the southern edge of the map. With a charge (including Flyby Attack) Buzz1 ends up in EFGH 61-64 and Buzz2 in RSTU 61-64. Along the way, Buzz1 makes a grab for Slimy and Buzz2 for the big fish.

So:
Buzz1: Attack roll 13+20+2(charge)=AC 35, damage 2d6+11=17, grapple check 12+31=43. Do you get a grapple bonus for charging? I kinda doubt it... If that beats Slimy's CMD, he's held tight and the big bird will start climbing next turn in preparation for dropping him from a few hundred feet up.
Buzz2: Attack roll 11+20+2(charge)=AC 33, damage 2d6+11=16, grapple check 13+31=44. Same drill with him.


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I gotta look at stuff's for a minute;

slimy, for all intents and purposes, is a "blob of black water," and as such he can't really grab slimy and carry him off.

does he want to target either of the other two i.e. the scum noid or the mud noid?

welcome to the Herculoids........again....;)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Scumnoid sounds good; then he'll have to be in the GHIJ rows instead.


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I got them in ghij 62-65; correct position if you want.

I have to look up combatty/grapply stuff; and also everybody is screaming about crap in the house because they're all going out to the mall or something and getting dressed is such a f+@&ing travesty, so I have to figure out what that's all about and help them with their problems, so I'll be back in maybe a half hour or an hour.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Heads down, folks", Altai says conversationally. Five seconds later, a pair of dragonflies the size of articulated buses blast past at 15' altitude.

Two rocs haul ass in from the southern edge of the map. With a charge (including Flyby Attack) Buzz1 ends up in EFGH 61-64 and Buzz2 in RSTU 61-64. Along the way, Buzz1 makes a grab for Slimy and Buzz2 for the big fish.

So:
Buzz1: Attack roll 13+20+2(charge)=AC 35, damage 2d6+11=17, grapple check 12+31=43. Do you get a grapple bonus for charging? I kinda doubt it... If that beats Slimy's CMD, he's held tight and the big bird will start climbing next turn in preparation for dropping him from a few hundred feet up.
Buzz2: Attack roll 11+20+2(charge)=AC 33, damage 2d6+11=16, grapple check 13+31=44. Same drill with him.

The fish is grappled;

I have it dangling from the roc's talons in EFG 62-64.

Scum boy is as well; he dangled from roc 2's talons at IJ 64-65; also, if you want the rocs to be spread out more please say so; I guess one is a little higher than the other with the current coordinates; yay 3 dimensional combat!!! ;)

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