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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Has Altai ever heard about anything like the cactus-man before? Knowledge (nature) 13+7=20.

Let me look at d20srd for a minute.

Yeah; you've heard rumors in the Sea of Dust, of cactus men. They hide from people usually. Xenophobic. (can ya blamem?) ;)


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I have a backstory making up for the cactus men; right now they're just a race from China Mieville that I got outta Dragon Magazine. Motley Crew o' scalawag gumbo ingredient, if you will.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Could I get him with a Glitterdust? That gets a 10' radius, and since he's playing the invisy card ..


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Yeah, you could if you want to. Just to let you know, Gittik's right up there too; the guys' been hit by two fireballs, and there's a giant owl in your face, as well as Oso's. I'm just making sure there's no confusions or nothing.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

OK, next question. If there's a summoned owl up in our grillz, would a Dispel Magic banish it?


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Hekkz yih.

Qadira

From the srd,
Targeted Dispel
One object, creature, or spell is the target of the dispel magic spell. You make a dispel check (1d20 + your caster level, maximum +10) against the spell or against each ongoing spell currently in effect on the object or creature. The DC for this dispel check is 11 + the spell’s caster level. If you succeed on a particular check, that spell is dispelled; if you fail, that spell remains in effect.

If you target an object or creature that is the effect of an ongoing spell (such as a monster summoned by monster summoning), you make a dispel check to end the spell that conjured the object or creature.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Ok, say bye to hooty!

Dispel Check: 1d20+7=23

Confronted by a screeching fiendish owl, Pip strums a riff on Lucille

"Bye bye birdie
Were gonna miss you so
Bye bye birdie
But now it's time to go."


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WOOSH! The owl disappears in a cloud of black feathers, that smell like brimstone.


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Having technical difficulties at work....I think that's everybody, then I'll do their turn in the next hour or two.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Pip riffs a little bridge on Lucille

"BOO-YAH!"


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Ogay....
The mul moves to e23; Pip can aoo him on the plank.
The mul misses wee Pip.

The kongamato hits Elgan with his warhammer; Elgan takes 7 dmage.

Another owl appears where the first one was dispelled; it claws Oso for 7 h.p.

From the doorway at i18, a bugbear/dire boar tauroid (Pip remembers him being introduced as MONGO) crashes through the burning wall bellowing. He pulls his tulwar and advances to gh23-24, hitting Pip for 25 h.p. in damage.

Players' turn.

Again, if Stiggy shows up tonite, he can emerge from below and attack...


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

I remember the cactus-men from China Mieville as well - good steal. What's next - Inchmen? Those odd mosquito-men from that quarantined island in The scar?

Altai fires rays of fire at the newcomer.

For some reason I first read the description as a bugbear/dire toad tauroid... Casting Scorching ray at ol' Mongo. Ray 1 hits touch AC 16, damage 17 fire. Ray 2 hits touch AC 17, damage 16 fire.


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You hit him both times. He screams at you. Angry pig scream.

need inchmen stats....hmm; I've got the advanced bestiary now; I can make them...


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
need inchmen stats....hmm; I've got the advanced bestiary now; I can make them...

Shouldn't be too hard - tauric ogre/carrion crawler, remove the paralysing tentacles and give them a bite attack instead.


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also like the scabmettler dudes. The mul with Suel runes all over him was a testimony to them as I almost used them. Maybe next time...


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

I gotta recheck the Mieville special Dragon ran. Sadly, what I remember best was the angry commenters on the messageboard who didn't like the books because of all the political stuff and long words, as well as the lack of Drizzt-style fight scenes between Uther Doul and the Brucolac.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Ogay....

The mul moves to e23; Pip can aoo him on the plank.
The mul misses wee Pip.

AoO: 1d20+7=21(22 with IC on), 1d8+1=4 (5 w/IC on)

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
From the doorway at i18, a bugbear/dire boar tauroid (Pip remembers him being introduced as MONGO) crashes through the burning wall bellowing. He pulls his tulwar and advances to gh23-24, hitting Pip for 25 h.p. in damage.

EEEP!

Pip's normal atk: 1d20+7=12(13), 1d8+1=2(3)

Reeling from the massive damage the Bugtaur has sliced him with, Pip reacts poorly.

Qadira

Oso steps up and swings his bastard of a sword two handed at the owl, he nearly trips with the miss that follows.

Attack 4+5=9 (Power attack for 5). If we get round to Oso again and he is standing, he will try the same thing again, feel free to roll I am off to the pub.


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Whelp, Pip and Oso's normal attacks miss.
The mul that I said was on the boat, though,....Pip smacks him on the plank. He falls in the drink (missed a balance check). So that's one less immediate issue.


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He's in the water at f22.

Beldan, make a spot check if you would...whenever you show's up.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I gotta recheck the Mieville special Dragon ran. Sadly, what I remember best was the angry commenters on the messageboard who didn't like the books because of all the political stuff and long words, as well as the lack of Drizzt-style fight scenes between Uther Doul and the Brucolac.

Hmm....maybe I could turn my pbp into a political morality play of some sort.

Okay....they're not pirates. They're.....medieval venture capitalists.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I gotta recheck the Mieville special Dragon ran. Sadly, what I remember best was the angry commenters on the messageboard who didn't like the books because of all the political stuff and long words, as well as the lack of Drizzt-style fight scenes between Uther Doul and the Brucolac.

Hmm....maybe I could turn my pbp into a political morality play of some sort.

Okay....they're not pirates. They're.....medieval venture capitalists.

Long as you don't dis HP Lovecraft.


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I prolly did and didn't even know it.


Male Human Rogue 14

Spot:14+1 = 15


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You see....

Spoiler:
what looks like a dark arm go around the throat of the mul as he's possibly dragged down into the water. The top of a head is also there, about ten feet away from all the thrashing about, in the water and under the dock; two eyes gleam as they stare right at you...it's dark under the dock, so it's hard to make out details. It could be Lenin, or it could be Britney Spears for all you know. How's that for China Mieville? ;)


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Oh, and it's NOT a RICKROLL.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Hah! Best Lovecraft-flaovered book yet,... "Shadows over Baker Street" HP Meets S. Holmes. Good stuff. I read the Dragon stuff on Meilville when they ran it. I remember thinking I should check out his books. Haven't gotten around to it yet,...

Okay mr DM, I have a challenge for you. Lets bend the rules just a TEENY bit. It's dog-fightin' time! ;D

ElganHAwk Screeches in pain, flaps backwards to get away from the batman, and then Dives, towards the deck of the ship.

Dex Roll:1d20+2=19

Reflex Roll:1d20+6=16

Folding his wings at the last second, Elganhawk dives THROUGH the rigging of the mainmast, twisting to avoid becoming entangled in the ropes. He calls back with a laughing, mocking screech. The hawk-ish equivalent of, "Nyahh,Nyahh, Nyah, Nyahhh, Nyahh!!"

He then turns, aiming for the plank,...

Does anyone else hear "Danger Zone" in the background?,...


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You're able to pull it off; he takes a swipe at you that catches air.

Do youse wanna end up somewhere over the ship, or on the deck?


M Halfling Barbarian 10
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Does anyone else hear "Danger Zone" in the background?,...

"Oooo, him take breath away."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

You're able to pull it off; he takes a swipe at you that catches air.

Do youse wanna end up somewhere over the ship, or on the deck?

Heh. Sorry, was tired last night. Still flying, Basic idea here is an oldie but a goodie. Get him to follow me, and lead him thru/past something that I can get by but he can't. I was thinking Gittik,... ;)


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero
Gittik wrote:
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Does anyone else hear "Danger Zone" in the background?,...
"Oooo, him take breath away."

Looks at Gittik's new blonde streaks.

Charming ..


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Looks like Gittik, Riese, Beldan, and Stiggy set to go.
today is gonna be hell, so I might have trouble posting much.
Gittik doesn't hear the mage on the roof making any noise any more. He hears some kinda choking sounds from down at his feet, that's about it.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"WEIRD PIGGY FREAK, YOU DIE NEXT!!!!"

Swooping charge, roll to hit = 7 + 13 + 2 = 22, damage = 2 + 7 + 3 frost damage.


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You give him an icy b*@%*slap and take a chunk out of his scalp. He's mad though.


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I like flying hobbits. Reminds me of Peter Pan. Or Peter Pank; a graphic novel I never got, the cover had punker lost boys or something.


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

I like them too. Did think Gittik might turn me down but I like the flying halfling more than the flying cleric.

Oso grins at Pip, "that owl, you owned it man."

mutter mutter - wish I coulda hit it


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(lol)on their previous attack a second one popped into existence right in front of you....he though he was back home in Gehenna, then he got called right back.


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The whole place seems to be waking up....there's shouts of "arrr.....wot?" and "ahoy!"
Gongs and bells being rung, shouts; and a smallish stormcloud appears above the burning building and puts it out with rain.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero
Oso Legumbe wrote:

I like them too. Did think Gittik might turn me down but I like the flying halfling more than the flying cleric.

Oso grins at Pip, "that owl, you owned it man."

mutter mutter - wish I coulda hit it

Pip winces, trying to stanch the blood spurting from his side

"Yeah I got him, But Mongo the Bugtaur did for me."

If no one heals me I'll be doing a CMW on my next turn.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Eeek!”

After seeing what he saw in the water, Beldan hurriedly climbs back to the top of the wharf.

Climb: 7+11 = 18.

Once up above again he’ll assess the situation.


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

"Who's summoning the infernal owls? Can anybody see or hear another spellcaster?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

“Eeek!”

After seeing what he saw in the water, Beldan hurriedly climbs back to the top of the wharf.

Climb: 7+11 = 18.

Once up above again he’ll assess the situation.

The bugpigbear is right next to where you're coming up, and as he is massive, loud, and reeks of pigscat, there is no way to miss this fact. He'll get an aoo with the tulwar; are you sure you want to do that?


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Who's summoning the infernal owls? Can anybody see or hear another spellcaster?"

You can see him in the big building now where the bugpigbear came crashing through the wall.....it's another kongamato.


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Woah.....if I type "pigs**t" with an "h" and an "i" where the stars are, it sneaks past the obscenity filters.


Male Human Rogue 14

Nah … popping his head out from cover, Beldan sees / smells / hears the bugpig and thinks better of climbing up right here. Trying to be as stealthy as possible Move Silently: 7+17 = 24, Beldan edges along the side of the wharf to a position that will put one of his allies between him and the monster.

Sorry, I’ve lost track of the map and everyone’s position with everyone flyin’ and zippin’ about and such.


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Gittik's on him, but he's up in the air; you can get down that way a ways though and end up in g26 or so.
The nasty thing doesn't see the rogue, and he pops up at g26. He can see an eruption of blood where the mul went down underwater...

Riese; Stiggy....I guess if somebody wants to run Stiggy go ahead...


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese eyes up the Hog-o-bugbear thing and says, "Oh I do love the smell of bacon in the air! Imbelia furtion de'flar-imbelia!!!". A bolt of flame and force appears, glowing white hot, and streaks of to hit the creature. 5d6+6=24 from an Arcane Thesised Fiery Riese's Firebolt, DC17 reflex for half. Hey! I got fire in my fire! Two great tastes...


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You light him up.
He.....(I failed my wil save)
Riese makes him squeal like a pig....
OOOOOH he's mad now (missed his reflex save, wot wot).

Stiggy....(?)

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