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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

"Surely someone of your intellect and power desires a bit more than red slaughter and subsequent gorging? Still, did you perhaps eat her old man? Hnosss, please tell the nice dragon what your dad looked like."

"Oh, and what's the story of this sword? I have never seen anything quite like it."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She describes him,.....blonde (heh heh) handsome; slight of build; bearded.......

"Hmmmm,....I don't usually eat people. Taste funny to me.
I mean, I might inadvertently swallow a little chunk here and there, but I don't purposely go for human flesh.

Now, the sword. I don't know, but it hurt pretty bad for how small and flimsy it is. I breathed acid on them and killed them......it was somewhat relieving to see them put down."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan nods in sympathy for the once-mighty turtle.
(Hey, he's sympathetic, it's a character trait.)

"Yeh, Ah kin see dat swattin' deh insects kin be purty satis'fyin'." He drawls.

"Un deh udder han', yew trahd teh kill us, an' az yew kin see, we ain't adverse teh talkin'." He adds a mite testily.
(Hey, he's sympathetic, not stoopid!) ;P

"If'n yew don' take pris'ners, den why did deh story cum back dat yew do? Mos' types allus' claim deh beast tried teh eat 'em 'hole. Ah don' gets it?" he says turning to Altai in confusion.


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"I don't know either. All I know is this: giant, dwarf, dragon, or man,.......set foot on my island and die. Well, you lot seem to prove that wrong."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yeh, well,... We'ze a bit dif'ren' den mos' folk." Elgan says with a straight face.


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"I guess so. So now what?"


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family fun day; see yall tonight prolly.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Pip smiles

"Now comes the haggling. You obviously want to go back to your epic draconic lifestyle, we want to find Hnoss' father and a pile of riches. How do we reconcile these two goals so that both sides win?"


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"I don't know. I would tell you, but I don't know who her father is. I've never seen him before."


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back in an hour;


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

"Oh, well, there are ways around this - namely through magic!" Altai grins wildly while rubbing his hands. "Divination magic, to be specific. I need a couple of spells, but I should be able to buy those at the giant outpost."

"Why don't you come along, Svipdag? For some reason, I feel rather bad about leaving a dragon, even one such as you, in a state like this. If you behave, we'll release and restore you as soon as we think it prudent. Until then.... Well, I've never had much of a chance to speak to a dragon, much less and old, extraplanar one. I think this will be the beginning of something quite remarkable."


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"I don't see that I have much choice in the matter,...." he retorts, snapping at nothing in particular....


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Anything else?......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Oh Ah dunno. Dere's allus' a choice,..." Elgan begins, then holds up his hands in a gesture of peace and backs away silently at the turtle's baleful glare.


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"I can't slit my wrists,....." he retorts. "Do you have any poison?"

heh heh.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Don’t worry Shelly,” says Beldan, who has forgotten what he was going to call the turtle before. “I’ll bandage you up if you get hurt, we can’t have our mascot going about with slit wrists ... er, ankles.” He makes sure he stays well away from the turtle's beak.

“So Altai, do you want to stay here while you get your spells ready,” Beldan glances around the dismal isle and shivers, “or should we signal the witch and head back to shore?”


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And Just then,......Loki comes ambling up;

he looks like a crazy eyed otter now.....

"You lot are a real letdown.
A real real letdown.
I'm going to kick you the hell out of Asgard.....you don't belong here!!!"

Hnoss:
"YOU DON'T TALK TO MY FRIENDS THAT WAY!"

LOKI:
"OH,.......GO HOME, LITTLE GIRL!!!"

He gestures; Hnoss disappears, as do Stiggy and Tensor; they were right next to her.

"And now,.....you lot......"

He makes the same gesture;

There's a moment of unbeing.
And Elgan, Altai, Claw, Pip, Svipdag, and Beldan are standing on a cobblestone raised road, surrounded by a shallow area of ponds. Forested hills hide the horizon; pine forests; strange birds call.

Toto, you're not in Asgard any more.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll be back in an hour.


Male Human Rogue 14

“What the Hell?” Beldan looks about. “Aw man ... what did we do? Where are we ... remind me not to piss off any otters in the future ... S&+#, where’s Stig? And Gjetost? Hnoss?”


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Gone.

sorry for the "railroad;" I really hate it, and try to do it only when necessary somehow.


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Wondering; at this point,....do ya'll want to recruit one or two more, or are you happy with the four? I kinda don't think we'll see Kruelly for a while.


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and I really gotta bail for an hour....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

huzzah!


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

"T%&*. Not cool."

"At least he didn't dump us off on any of the Elemental Planes. Or either of the Energy Planes. I'll give him that."

Altai looks around. "Let's wander...., uh, that way for a while. I'll set up the Magnificent mansion and recruit some extraplanar muscle tonight; until then, it's trail rations and low profiles, I'm afraid."


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A breeze whips up. And a shower of......delicate white and pink flower blossoms appears as if out of nowhere. Soon the whole world seems occluded by blossoms, their perfume pungent and overpowering. Elgan looks confused.....this isn't quite right.

The road runs generally southwest and northeast.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Yeah ... at least there must be people around ... somewhere,” says Beldan, stamping on the cobbled road for emphasis. “And these flying flowers are kind of pretty ... hmmm ... I wonder if there are any girls around ...”


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Crickets and bullfrogs, a chorus arises from by the nearby pond.
There's a noisy splash a ways off in the water......a big fish maybe.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!!!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Purty." Elgan comments, catching and sniffing the fragrance of a floating flower.

"But still an' all,... dis jes' ain't raght." He fulfills Beldan's worst fears, (Well, one of them anyway) and says his now trademarked line.

He immediately gets down on all fours, (forgetting to actually change shape or anything) and crawls around on the ground, sniffing around and inspecting the local flora.

IE= 'Where the heck are we?!?" mode!
Survival & K:Nature: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (9) + 19 = 281d20 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21

Hm, I think that may be the first 'useful' skill roll I've made in months! :)


Male Human Rogue 14

“No girls?” asks Beldan, watching Elgan in concern.


Male Human Wizard 16 (Conjuration specialist)

"I dunno how 'wrong' this is. But it certainly is very un-Asgardian. Want to choose a direction, Svipdag? As I have no idea where we are, either's fine with me."


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

"Purty." Elgan comments, catching and sniffing the fragrance of a floating flower.

"But still an' all,... dis jes' ain't raght." He fulfills Beldan's worst fears, (Well, one of them anyway) and says his now trademarked line.

He immediately gets down on all fours, (forgetting to actually change shape or anything) and crawls around on the ground, sniffing around and inspecting the local flora.

IE= 'Where the heck are we?!?" mode!
Survival & K:Nature: 1d20+19; 1d20+20

Hm, I think that may be the first 'useful' skill roll I've made in months! :)

Survival: it's late summer, or early autumn where you are. You pretty much figure you could feed the group with the herbiage and small critters out of yon pond.

It'll be nice weather tonight.

K:Nature: these blooms......they shouldn't be here. It's a pinewood forest; they throw pinecones, not flowers. Something unnatural is amiss. There's nothing flowering in this here autumn forest.
You're also pretty close to sea level. And from the humidity,.....not more than 100 miles from an ocean. You're seeing ocean weather clouds, not to be very much affected by a big landmass.


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Beldan Vale wrote:
“No girls?” asks Beldan, watching Elgan in concern.

Nature girls.....heh heh......best kind.

Don't see any as of yet.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:

"I dunno how 'wrong' this is. But it certainly is very un-Asgardian. Want to choose a direction, Svipdag? As I have no idea where we are, either's fine with me."

1d100 ⇒ 22


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"I say southwest," he responds.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Boy, things have really gone to the dogs,” Beldan mutters. “We’re getting pushed around by otters and taking directions from turtles ...”

He looks about and shrugs. “Let’s go with Shelly. Southwest it is.”


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The blooms let up after a while. It's a crisp morning, foggy; the road you're on seems to be descending. You spend the next half an hour following it downward, into the bowl of a valley. At the bottom you see a wideish riverbed covered with stones; it's fairly shallow....Elgan bets it's deeper in spring when the mountains' snow melts.

And you finally see evidence of.....man's(?) creation.....a long bridge, slightly arched and covered with ornate woodwork and a sloped roof. At the crest of the bridge, there's somebody with a fishing line in the water. The being seems to be reclining back on an immense bean bag chair as he fishes.

sorry....not a girl.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll be back in an hour...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!


Male Human Rogue 14

“We might want to keep Claw in the background,” Beldan suggests. “He might scare the locals.”

Beldan heads towards (and onto) the covered bridge to get a better look at the fisherman.


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He gets to the edge of the bridge; it's about 100 feet away; halfway across the bridge.

It's wearing a simple robe, grey with geometric patternwork in blue stitching.
On it's head, it wears a slightly dome shaped hat that rises to a point. It's.....humanoid, but the face is doglike, with a muzzle, brown fur, and black markings around its eyes like for example the superhero Robin's mask.

The bean bag it is reclining against......is flesh covered; it has little hairs here and there on it.

Are you being sneaksy?


Male Human Rogue 14

Most likely ... Stealth: 1d20 + 36 ⇒ (12) + 36 = 48


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The creature doesn't seem to notice you then.


Male Human Rogue 14

That’s no bean bag ...

Beldan sneaks up on the comical looking racoon-dog person. When he’s about fifteen, twenty feet away he stops and clears his throat loudly, not wanting to startle the odd but peaceful looking fisherman.


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It turns it's head and hisses; then calms down some. The bean bag shrinks most of the way;.......he's (definitely a "he" because BEAN BAG!!!) standing now.

Kanbiwa tzagi! he says, nodding his head solemnly in your direction.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Those are your balls?”

Beldan tries hard not to stare as he nods his head in return, and puts up his hands to show he’s not armed.

“Uh ... hello. I’m Beldan. Do you speak Common?”


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Pip looks about

Whoah. That Loki is a strange dude indeed.


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Beldan Vale wrote:

“Those are your balls?”

Beldan tries hard not to stare as he nods his head in return, and puts up his hands to show he’s not armed.

“Uh ... hello. I’m Beldan. Do you speak Common?”

He looks at you, seemingly perplexed. Scratches his head. Scratches his (now shrunken but still immense......volleyball sized) bean bag.

Showazui Kaii-to......uta wa ka eeseh nishi...

it pulls out a stick......carved ornately.


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Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:

Pip looks about

Whoah. That Loki is a strange dude indeed.

heh heh heh heh....


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Any skill checks applicable? I can make them tomorrow once I get on my comp

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