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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Rogue 14

“Oh? Was ... er, Is your father someone important?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Uh,.....to me he is......
oh, well, not as important as my mother."


Male Human Rogue 14

“Right.” Beldan has edged away from Hnoss a little, not wanting her to do that creepy touching thing again. “So ... um ... what now?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"I don't know."
she focuses on the turtle;

"I....sense no evil in it now...."


Male Human Rogue 14

We have a dragon grenade. Toss the turtle into a room full of enemies, target it with a dispel magic, and watch the enraged and confused beast tear s~*% up.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh...

holding hand grenades IRL is f$##ing scary.


Male Human Rogue 14

I bet. You couldn’t pay me enough to do that, outside of a do or die situation. I like my limbs where they are thankyou.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's fun though.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Hey! 50 posts?! WTF? ;P (Whoa, deja-voodoo! It's like the wild-eyed DM can read my mind!) :D

Dragon grenade! Lol! Luv the image. Only one problem with that plan. THEN we have to go through all of what we just did again to stuff the angry genie back into his turtle-bottle! :(

RL grenades? No thanks. I've held real ones, that had been drained and drilled so they couldn't be refilled. STILL totally scary! (Maybe because I was told that the ignition primer was still in the top?!? Man I hope they were kidding!) ;P

I'm pretty sure there's a clever, yet simple question that I should ask Loki before he leaves. But I'm so mentally drained that I'll be darned if i can think of it! ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

That's kewl; I gotta crash anyhow's.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"I don't know."

she focuses on the turtle;

"I....sense no evil in it now...."

Pip gives the turtle a long look

"I don't know if there is a way to check, but even if Loki didn't change your father into Svipdag, from the tales I have heard about him it is the kind of jape that would keep him chuckling for days."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

heh heh...

holding hand grenades IRL is f&%%ing scary.

F&%$ yeah it is

Off topic:

Spoiler:
So the only time I got to handle a live grenade was in Basic Training. They had you sit in these three-sided concrete bunkers for safety: The goal was to toss the grenade over the small wall, duck down, and wait for the boom. A sergeant was on hand with you to talk you through it. When I went to my bunker, I noted that the concrete was all pitted. I asked the sergeant and he said nonchalantly: "Oh a few cycles ago some private dropped their grenade inside that bunker, and it ripped it up a bit." *shudder*


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Grenades - very scary. :§

"See you around, I'm sure." Altai waves goodbye to the trickster god as he slinks off.

He turns to Elgan. "What the hell do you ask a god of deceit? Seems kinda useless - one of those 'I always lie, including this statement' sort of situations. He's Hnoss' dad, of course." He leans back and picks up another bottle. "Gjetost! Grab a few and come join us! We'll tip back a couple while we wait for Beldan to come back and check that chest."


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan comes back.

“No sign of any more treasure – oh, or Hnoss’s dad,” he adds quietly. “Remains of some dead giants, dead dragons ... that’s about it. Now, let me have a look at that chest ... you’ve checked it for magic? Nothing? Good, magical traps can be a bugger ...”

Beldan investigates the chest for traps, then attempts to disarm and / or unlock the chest as required: Perception: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (18) + 24 = 42, Disable device: 1d20 + 39 ⇒ (3) + 39 = 42 (for unlocking, additional +7 if disarming a trap).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

heh heh...

holding hand grenades IRL is f&%%ing scary.

F~!& yeah it is

Off topic: ** spoiler omitted **

Pretty much the same here.......Basic Training; where else can you hold a hand grenade?......heh heh.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

Beldan comes back.

“No sign of any more treasure – oh, or Hnoss’s dad,” he adds quietly. “Remains of some dead giants, dead dragons ... that’s about it. Now, let me have a look at that chest ... you’ve checked it for magic? Nothing? Good, magical traps can be a bugger ...”

Beldan investigates the chest for traps, then attempts to disarm and / or unlock the chest as required: Perception: 1d20 + 24, Disable device: 1d20 + 39 (for unlocking, additional +7 if disarming a trap).

Beldan's able to open the chest; wasn't trapped, but it takes a while because the lock is rusty. WD-40 squirted in,....and it works like a charm.

The chest is lined with red felt, and sitting on the felt is a veritable rural sky of constellations of diamonds...

50,000 g.p. worth, in varying sizes.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Grenades - very scary. :§

"See you around, I'm sure." Altai waves goodbye to the trickster god as he slinks off.

He turns to Elgan. "What the hell do you ask a god of deceit? Seems kinda useless - one of those 'I always lie, including this statement' sort of situations. He's Hnoss' dad, of course." He leans back and picks up another bottle. "Gjetost! Grab a few and come join us! We'll tip back a couple while we wait for Beldan to come back and check that chest."

Gjetost finds a keg; lumbers along with it, swigging here and there.

"Uh," he says, "I truly doubt that Hnoss is kin of Loki. All his get,......there's inevitably something not right about them. He couldn't throw a Hnoss, I'd stake my watch and warrant on it."


Male Human Rogue 14

"Wow, nice diamonds ...

"Yes, I agree with the giant, the otter couldn't be her dad. She hasn't got a tail for starters ... well, that we're aware of ..." Beldan glances in Hnoss's direction suspiciously.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You haven't seen one.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan keeps glancing at the treasure, but he feels bad about starting a discussion of splitting it while Hnoss is around being a downer.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

She doesn't have bangs and a trenchcoat....


Male Human Rogue 14

Heh heh ... she's not cutting herself or posting depressing poetry on the internet is she?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

black black,.....all is black.......step on a crack, break your mama's back,.......black.....


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan shrugs at Altai's comment.

"Tru' 'nuff dat chere'. STill an' all, seems kinder a shame not teh try an ask'im sumt'in'. Ah means, jes fer deh storee yeh get teh tell yer kids lateh, raght?" He grins mischievously.

Off topic, I recall how excited my eldest son was when telling me he was the top marksman in his class during basic. So HE got to be the first to play with the rocket launchers. ;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Heh heh...
you can ask away if you like; I know everybody's not around at the same time.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Maybe Hnoss' dad went here, and then moved on somewhere else? Loki just told her, or someone else who would tell her later, that her old man was here so he could settle a score with the big beast."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Loki told me that the Dragon imprisoned my father....." she adds in.


Male Human Rogue 14

Imprisoned?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"He wasn't.....that powerful of a spellcaster..." she interjects;...


Male Human Rogue 14

“I think we might be on a wild goose chase here,” Beldan says. “Loki stiffed Hnoss – her old man isn’t here, if he ever was. I’m ... at a loss to know where we would look for him. Sorry Hnoss.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"It's allright. I'm sorry I wasted your time." she says.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Oh no ... it wasn’t a waste of time,” says Beldan. “We got rid of a big bad dragon ... that’s got to count for something. We killed a few annoying trolls and an equally annoying dwarf. And, we’ve been quite well compensated,” he glances at the new rapier at his hip.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Well,....that's good. I guess I can go home then. Nothing else here.

If you're ever in Asgard, tell them Hnoss Freyjasdottir calls each and every one of you friend and ally....."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Asgard, ye say?" interjects a drunken Stigg;
"Och; I'd lahk t' hitch a ride wi' ye,....a heaven o eternal beer,...."

I gotta help the son with homework; back in a bit.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!


NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

I gotta crash. Tired, and tomorrow is gonna be a b%@*$.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

and,....just got called in to work. See y'all tomorrow.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

"I still think the dragon could be Hnoss' father shape changed. Anyone know a way to check it out?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"How 'bout the other way around - Svipdag changed his shape into a human and sired Hnoss? Wouldn't that explain her old man's antisocial behaviour? He limits interpersonal contact and keeps constantly moving to avoid discovery."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

last night really kicked my ass; so I'm crashing at this point.....HUZZAH!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan's beady little elvish eyes widen till they threaten to swallow his ears as he listens to ALtai's theory.

"Wow. Jes', wow. Dat's purty messed up. An' ah've seen sum t'ings in deh dreadwood. An' since ah've started hangin' roun' yew guys,..."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"You know, Hnoss, I can restore the dragon's mind tomorrow. Maybe he can tell us something then."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Um,... Iz dat reeeely a guud idear?" Elgan asks, nervously glancing at the ill-tempered, fortunately-currently-brain-dead turtle.

"AH means, he'll steel be a turtle, but draguunz iz sharp. Las' t'ing we need iz him teh figger out a way teh change back! He maght be jes' a tech cranky!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hnoss:

"I could wait until then; I've been this long."

Anything you guys want to do? If not,

Spoiler:
fast forward a day....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Yeah, he'd be the world's most pissed-off turtle. However, he shouldn't be able to cast spells, so he should not be particularly dangerous."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Hell with it; it's the next day.....it all goes by pretty much not fraught with peril.

The turtle is there; he's snarky......


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip glances at the snarky alligator turtle

"So can we communicate? Or do we need our resident tree-hugger to do it for us?"

He peers over at Egan and starts a perky set of notes on Lucille

"Calling Egan! "


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Gaaah! Anal nathrach! Uth vas bethadd! dochyel dienvey!!! Damn you! I cannot cast! You BASTARDS!!!"

Yeah; you can communicate; I decided he has vocal cords for some reason.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Well, Svipdag, we came here looking for the father of fair Hnoss over there." Altai nods at the shieldmaiden. "Apparently you held him prisoner. Now, would you know anything about that?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"No.
Svipdag holds no prisoners.
Svipdag slays, and is content."

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