Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The beetle's eyes, covered in a hexagonal mosaic of cinnabar, stare lifelessly at nothing in particular.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Does Altai want to read any more of the placard of chitin that he was working on before his rude interruption?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I'll get back to that once I figure out a way to wipe off the explosive runes. Methinks I'll be memorising lots and lots of dispelling spells over the next couple of days.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

cool; then maybe I'll figure out zackly what it says...;)


Gittik wrote:
I was waiting for someone to say "Noooo!" but they all seem to want me to do it.....

It's like Jackass just D&D.


<Stig runs a silver toothed pick through his beard as he looks on.>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
<Stig runs a silver toothed pick through his beard as he looks on.>

WEE MAN!!!


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
The beetle's eyes, covered in a hexagonal mosaic of cinnabar, stare lifelessly at nothing in particular.

My first D&D character was a dwarf (race AND class) named Cinnabar, way back in 1979. Memories....MEMoriessss....

"STOP EXPLODING OUR NEW SHIP DOWN THERE!!! It's bad enough we singed the sails and whatnot, but please! Have a care, by Mystra! Bloody idiots....I've taken to sea with a bunch of........*trails off*"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Mine was Claw. He was disembowelled by a troll; 2nd level fighter.

All eyes are on the wee halfling with the scimitar held aloft, trembling in his arms.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Don't remember my first AD&D character. My earliest memory is the GURPS character Zarrick, a shady type I played up from 100 charater points to 245 over about 3 years from 1986 or thereabouts. Good times!

"Stand down, Gittik. Also, let me undo this thing..." Altai waves a hand and dispels the enchantment on Beldan. "Welcome back to humanity."

As the spell ends and Beldan regains his original form, he regains hp as if he had rested a night.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The fleshlusthunger subsides.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Whew,” says Beldan. “You know something’s wrong when Gittik starts looking like a tasty morsel …”

Looks like I started playing quite a bit after you Fakey! My first character was Anarian Swiftfoot, an elf mage for 2nd edition AD&D. Late ’89 or early ’90 I think.


<Sniffs Beldan's ass to make sure he's still Beldan.>

My first character was Wormbog, a dwarf, of course.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Grum the dwarf fighter, 1980?, had ogre strength gauntlets. Also was given a human mage at the same time but a Deck of Many Things did for him, just before we found the Throne of the Gods.

Oso gently puts a hand on the halfling's shoulder, "the man says no....... for now."

Oso can prep some dispels too, if you want.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

"Meh, it OK. Anyway, next time me use adamantnit kukri - it cut better."

Can't remember - never played that much D&D back then. Had a Call of Cthulhu character who was a Greek professor, became a Coptic monk in Egypt, and had his knackers bitten off by a guard dog in Massacheusetts (sp?).


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso nods to the barbarian in agreement. "Adamantnit is it."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on.....
the rest of your new "Santa Maria" is clear....what now, dashing adventurers?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Wow, first ever character? Elgan. Old AD&D ruleset. The then-version of a fighter/mage. Said he was son of Strider. (HAdn't read ALL the books yet!) Once we read the books and figured out what that meant, and the newer rules came out, he was updated to a ranger/wiz.

FAVORITE character? Ragadolf. Fantasy Hero game. (Hero-system rules, point buy everything) The ULtimate crazy wizard! That game involved my little brother (his first time out) My Dad, (his first game, he had been relegated to home life since he had to amputate his leg, and was glad for the company!) And all my old college buddies. That is still the only truly epic game (story) I have ever played. Lasted almost 3 years.

MEMORIES!

Elgan, shaking with relief, goes out onto deck to breathe deeply of the salt air.

I have no clear idea in mind next, see what we can do with the ship that was being attacked I guess. Any survivors?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

No survivors.


Male Human Rogue 14
Tenser wrote:

<Sniffs Beldan's ass to make sure he's still Beldan.>

"Tcha! Get out of it you."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

First Character: Enoch Woodcharmer, an AD&D druid. Ended up getting a lightning bolt up his nethers thanks to a killer DM.

And it is Massachusetts, land of eldritch horror and eldritch liberals as well.

Pip getting the all clear stoppers his potion and rejoins the group

"Phew"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Gittik gets wroth and surly; climbs up into the crow's nest.
"You am all make me mad tell me....Gittik stab this....Gittik NOT stab that.....Hrumph! Me go up here for a while. Nobody come up here, cept that Rusty kid. Him can be lookout; him not make Gittik mad."

Have fun in Belgium...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

meh; just a suggestion; sorry to keep possessing your character, but it's so temptatious.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Huh. I guess we'll sink the last ship after Oso says a few words over the bodies. Let's try to sail the Hellwind to our meetup spot." He wanders around the cargo hold for a while. "Here's a thought - we sail to the pirate base in the Hellwind. It's smaller and faster than our ship; more importantly, it has a reputation, and we'd look like right badasses if we sailed into the harbour on it."


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso prays over each body as it slides into the deep. He makes sure than each is actually dead and weighed down with ballast.

Eventually he turns to Pip, "can the main man give them a farewell shanty or summat?"

The priest wipes away the grime and waits.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Oso Legumbe wrote:

...

Eventually he turns to Pip, "can the main man give them a farewell shanty or summat?"

The priest wipes away the grime and waits.

Pip strums Lucille

"Six fathoms down
My comrades lie
In Procan's realm
They rest a while

'Till Pelor sends a ship around
With golden hull and sails of blue
To gather up the righteous ones
And make them all his Blessed Crew."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Who's skipper o' th' Hellwind? Any partymembers aboard her? Like before, Tom suggests 5 of the 10 seamen work her, but they might need loiterers to pitch in both ships.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, being a natural at climbing and wotnot, admits that he would very much like to learn a little about sailing. He will be happy to pitch in on whichever ship the general consensus says he'd be most helpful!

EDIT- Need I say it? Oh alright,... Good job Pip! (Again) ;P


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

As Altai is a (moderately) skilled sailor, he volunteers for duty on the new boat.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Rusty, th' orphan from the alchemist's manor, volunteers to skipper the tub. Everybody but Rusty thinks it's a bad idea; one of the ten hired salts'll throw in for that dubious task...an older, brillo-chinned codgery one. He doesn't have a pegled, but he is missing the big toe on his left foot.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso returns to the first ship and will work a shift or two, whatever the sailors want.

He doesn't know his stem from his stern but he will help wherever.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

It's a hard grind, trying to sail two vessels under a skeleton crew for about 10 days.
The two tiny ships make it to the rendevous point, though, a little ways up a jungly river delta somewhere on the border of the Sea Princes and unclaimed Olman Jungle; the other raider ships made it about two days earlier. It's a well-deserved rest for a shaky group of shiprats who, due to lack of manpower, had to run 18 hour shifts to keep it all together.
It's hot and sticky here. The mosquitoes are unrelenting, especially at night. The temptation to open the beetle and crawl in occurs to all of you. Half the seamen think the thing is a Jonas, the others refer to the temperate weather during the whole trip, compounded by the fact that a flotilla of three yellowsails approached close enough to identify the Hellwind and broke away in three different directions...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Dainty mage's hands are shredded by ropework until the blisters don't form anymore and callouses remain.
Even the more physical fighters tug at ropes with muscles that they didn't know they had. Guts gunked with the spackle that is formed by hardtack, it's finally over.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan grins upon seeing their destination. He flexes his weary muscles. He looks at a bicep, grins. Then sees Gittik, looks again. Frowns. Goes back to work.

The mosquitoes don't seem to bother him for some reason,...
I don't mean he ignores them, more like they ignore him.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai takes about 10 minutes off work every day to scour the beetle of warding spells. Other than that, his time is spent taking orders and hoisting sails.

I don't even know Dispel magic... However, I do know Arcane turmoil, which functions as a directed dispel. I can memorise five of them per day, so every day, Altai descend into the hold to dispel a few mines.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

There's about.....fifty of them. Altai eventually dismantles the outer covering of dispel magic.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The first panel, the one that Altai originally blew up, details one Oox Wab, king of the people, and his youth of training by the Witchknives of the Island to the East of the Sunrise....living off of the land, assailed by mad esoteric hermit senseis; and striving against the beasts of the jungle.
Earning the right to bear the jaguar's claws, and the shattershards. And wear the rainbow.
Some of it, though interpreted, loses any sense of meaning. The peoples' societal metaphors are as dust in the wind.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Oooh! Wearing the Rainbow! I feel a Dio song coming on.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Once the bug's safe to handle, Altai gets a few burly lizardmen and has the thing carried ashore and set up under a canopy.

Do any of the lizardmen recognise any other glyphs?


Are we anywhere near Sasserine?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Once the bug's safe to handle, Altai gets a few burly lizardmen and has the thing carried ashore and set up under a canopy.

Do any of the lizardmen recognise any other glyphs?

Naah, they don't know anything about it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Tenser wrote:
Are we anywhere near Sasserine?

Maybe 3 or 4 days away.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

you guys thinking about a Sasserine gig? I can see fate trails...I took Sasserine's existence and position somewhat into account.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I just had a build npc's spurt for the last day or so. Sometimes they come, and sometimes I rack my brain for days. then they come. Then, I'll end up with copious leftovers; which is cool cos there's a pirate town deal here.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan’s been spending as much time as possible down in the hold, helping Altai with the bug, offering his services if anything needs to be searched or disarmed. His reasons are two-fold; one, this thing looks really valuable, and he wants to be in on that, and two; it gives him a reason to mooch off sailing. Turns out this life on the high seas gig is hard work. Bel’s not too bad when it comes to climbing, balancing on beams and tying knots, but all that hauling and running about and stuff is exhausting.

He’s glad when they reach the delta. “Alright, finally, let’s rest a day or two eh? And then … what was the plan from here? How close was this to that pirate base?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You don't find any more traps...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The pirate base is about.....6 hours sailing distance, north east from the delta.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip helps out getting the ships in shape and he fine-tunes his satyrical Ballad of Cap'm Flamebritches.

What was the Cap'm's real name? Did we find out?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Killjoy. That's his name.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I was thinking Philotus Mac Kraken, but....

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