The big beetle munches up the damaged pirate in G7.
The wasp flies to E/F 13-14 and bites the prone schmuck in D12.
Altai casts his exciting new super-spell on Beldan.
Both bugs make their kills, and pay with scorching...
"Darr, waspy....yar in th danger zoone, ye googly-oyyed barster!"
Oso keeps his holy symbol raised and points at the chatty leader.
"Burn him with your holy light, Kelanen!"
"GAAAAAAAH!!!" You jack him hard. He's still up, but....he's seen better days.
Stiggy, Riese, Gittik, Beldan left to attack...
Heheheheheh....
I guess I'll have something to look forward to in the morning; I'm not much longer for the waking world.
Although he thought he was ready for it, Beldan can’t help but yelp in shock as he feels himself change and grow – a yelp that turns into a feral screech from an oversized, shark-tooth filled mouth.
“Whoa,” booms the jolly green giant, looking down at one green scaled and clawed hand, before picking up his now under-sized quarterstaff in the same hand, reaching out across the deck with an arm some four or more feet long and attempting to whack one of the skeletons on the other deck with the staff like it was a club.
Beldan smacks the fiery skeleton in c8's head clean off with the second blow. It goes skipping across the deck, and lands in the ocean.
Still Gittik; Stiggy; Riese up to bat, as it were.
RAGE!!
RAGE!!
You're at d9, so I'm assuming you unload on E9.
You smash and cut him down.WRT Beldan's question,...they fall down in a heap of smoking bones, and the fire winks out.
STIGGY AND RIESE!!!!!
HA HA!!! I took Mon and Tues off. Happy Spring Break to me!
7 crony types and 1 captain makes 8.
The cronies are at f8,9,10,11,12,13, and g13 (how convenient!)
and the capm is aboard your ship, at d14.
"Manus de'flar repellin!!!" a bluish, flame covered fist of force materializes and slams into the Cap'n of the Firemen at Riese's direction. "Permission to come aboard my ship: denied! Here Cap'n, I can give you a hand!"
Riese's Fiery Fist (bigby's striking fist.)
He resists the bullrush attempt; the impact throttles him and knocks his mandible off; "Shinger ngee tingers!!! Ngaaaaa!" which is odd; one is made to think it rather odd that an animated skeleton's mandible even stays on, since the mandible doesn't articulate with anything....
STIGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stiggy's turn.
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AoO as the skellies closed in: hits AC 21, damage 32. It hits the bonehead in F9
Regular attacks: Attack 1: hits AC 20, damage 34 on F12. Attack 2 (bonus attack from Haste: hits AC 23, damage 30 on F11. Attack 3: hits AC 19, damage 33 on F10.
If any of these attacks downed anyone, here's a Cleave attempt: it hits AC 20, damage 29 on F8 (or any of the boneboys I attacked above that didn't fall).
Right on; I'll be back with an update in maybe half an hour;
I'm in the middle of it all....my spring break's over tomorrow though.
Stiggy attacks (via Vatnisse)
All attacks with 5-point power attack, using his cold iron warhammer +1 in both hands:
AoO as the skellies closed in: hits AC 21, damage 32. It hits the bonehead in F9
Regular attacks: Attack 1: hits AC 20, damage 34 on F12. Attack 2 (bonus attack from Haste: hits AC 23, damage 30 on F11. Attack 3: hits AC 19, damage 33 on F10.
If any of these attacks downed anyone, here's a Cleave attempt: it hits AC 20, damage 29 on F8 (or any of the boneboys I attacked above that didn't fall). /STIGGY.
F9--dead.
F12--dead.
F11--DEAD.
F10--DEAD.
F8.....DEAAAAD!!!!!
The captain steps up to Stiggy at d12.
(dire wolf gets an aoo)
Stiggy takes 22 h.p. damage; he was critted.
The one at f12 attacks him as well; Stiggy takes 8 more h.p.
The two at f13 and g13 whail on the wasp; it drops. They are at f13 and f14 now.
NEW ROUND; EVERYBODY'S GO; THE DIRE WOLF HAS AN AOO COMING TO HIM.
Man, I hope you're doing allright.
There was just an incident in the U.S. where windshield wiper fluid was left in the kitchen and accidentally served as koolaid and I was thinking about you.... Not trying to be funny at all; just noticed the connextion myself.
Thwack one dusts the big man...
Scary! Get better, man.
I'm guessing that thwack #2 dusts the one in f12.
Pip will keep the Inspire Courage going (remember those +1/+1 folks!)
The flaming butt pirate will soon be gone,
The only thing left of him my song,
Of how he lacked his private parts,
And smelled of sulphur eggy farts!
As his head flops in the water, "I corse ye, foul hobbit! I corse ye, from the grave."
Then his body jumps in the ocean, and swims around all three ships NINE TIMES!!! then sinks to Davy Jones' Lockorr.
As his head flops in the water, "I corse ye, foul hobbit! I corse ye, from the grave."
Then his body jumps in the ocean, and swims around all three ships NINE TIMES!!! then sinks to Davy Jones' Lockorr.
Pip laughs
"A bard's curse on your memory flamey! Your deeds will be only be remembered by MY song!"
Pip undoes his trousers and whizzes on the headless corpse as it swims around the ships
Cold. Blooded. Mutha...
Meh;....
the last two up on the poop deck jump in the water and fwoosh out, as do the three Oso turned.
1,400 exp. each; end of combat.
capm has a +1 chain shirt, +2 large steel shield, and a +1 long sword; there's 16 suits of chain shirts and shields, and long swords amongst the dead undead.
Tom says the fires on the sails are out, but they've taken damage, and he has to rig a backup set of sheets; give him two hours and they can be underway (this is coming from a dude who knows nothing about any of this sailing ship crap, but I think if I was sailing around like that I'd have some backup sails).
The Hellwind's fires winked out as soon as the capm went in the drink.
Cold. Blooded. Mutha...
What's my name biotch!!!11!!!11!
There's 10 sailors on your ship; the "watch" on either is 7; then Tom and Altai makes 12. You might be able to pull off crewing two ships since there's a lot of loiterers.
Tom says:
"I could put 5 of the sailors over, and you at the helm, Altai...and maybe half the loitere--err....Regulators on each ship, to make up for the lack of able-bodied seamen. It could work.
Do we want to limp back? Or....maybe, with this ship in our tow, it'll help with the deception?"
"Ha! Take THAT!" booms troll-Beldan as the skeletons are cut down and flee into the ocean.
Then, turning to Altai, "So ... ah, can you turn me back now?"
"Ha! Take THAT!" booms troll-Beldan as the skeletons are cut down and flee into the ocean.
Then, turning to Altai, "So ... ah, can you turn me back now?"
You hunger. For raw meat.
Oh,....and "belowdecks" on th' Hellwind isn't "secured" yet....
Elgan hawk lands and shimmers back into an elf.
"Well naw, Ah reckon' dat wuz sum o' deh weirdest dat ah evah seen!" He comments, but is obviously pleased with the defeat of the formerly flaming skellies,...
...t an incident in the U.S. where windshield wiper fluid was left in the kitchen and accidentally served as koolaid and I was thinking about you.... Not trying to be funny at all; just noticed the connextion myself.
<Stig looks down the hatch to see if anything is moving below.>
Stig opens th' hatch,....dust as from a newly opened crypt that has lain unmolested down strange eons billows forth, and away on the wind.
Nothing moving, no noises but for the groaning of the ship's timbers...
toward the port wall there's some great wooden barrels of some form of liquid, and not much else; in the center of the main hold Stig can see a great beetle-shaped thing, 10 feet long, and quite motionless.
Oh,....and "belowdecks" on th' Hellwind isn't "secured" yet....
"In a minute, Beldan. Let's make sure no... weird things still lurk in the other ship - or if the assaulted ship and its remaining sailors need further help."
...t an incident in the U.S. where windshield wiper fluid was left in the kitchen and accidentally served as koolaid and I was thinking about you.... Not trying to be funny at all; just noticed the connextion myself.
<Stig looks down the hatch to see if anything is moving below.>
That sucks.
in the center of the main hold Stig can see a great beetle-shaped thing, 10 feet long, and quite motionless.
"Huh. That's one big beetle."
On th' beetle.
<Brushing bone chips out of his beard.>
"At thaur is a pure beeg beetle."
Mewstly abjuration.....mewstly.
<Brushing bone chips out of his beard.>
"At thaur is a pure beeg beetle."
Jah....looks like Stiggy's down 44 h.p.
medic!!!Oh, and Oso said he's out a couple days getting a new computer something or other; so I'll assume you're healed up, and he or some other healer guy can credit his spells later.
It's like....Altai can see through a haze of abjuration crap on the beetle that there's other auras, but can't make them out too well.