Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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OgreDong.....for the one you love.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Veering into F.A.T.A.L. territory here, are we?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Magical effects, including remaining spells from the last fights and spells I'll cast now:

Beldan - Align Weapon, Bulls Strength, Prot vs Evil, Haste, Fly, drinks Potion of invisibility
Gittik - Fly, Align Weapon (2), Prot vs Evil, Haste, drinks Potion of invisibility
Oso - Magic Circle vs Evil, True Seeing, Comprehend Languages, Haste
Pip - Air Walk, Eagles Splendour
Stig - Enlarge person, Stoneskin, Protection from evil, Haste, drinks Potion of mirror image
Altai - Form of the brass dragon I, See invisible, drinks Potion of fire resistance
Elgan - ?

Sequencing:

* Up to turn T-3: General buffing and potion-swilling
* Turn T-3: Altai casts Summon monster V, calling up 2 xills. Elgan sommons a critter
* Turn T-2: Altai casts Summon monster V, calling up 2 more xills, Elgan sommons a critter and Pip casts Haste on the party. As Pip can haste up to 11 creatures, he speeds up the 4 xills, Oso, Gittik, Beldan, Stig, Elgan and Elgans two summoned monsters. Pip and Atai remain at normal speed.
* Turn T-1: Altai starts casting Summon monster VI. Everybody assumes starting positions (Beldan and Gittik start off flying invisibly right under the ceiling).
* Turn T: Altai summons a Huge earth elemental. Pip plays bardic music, giving everybody a +3 bonus to attack and damage. Claw pushes open the door from behind the corner; he stays out of sight. The four xills shift into the ethereal plane and attacks the ghostly Graz'zt thingy. General s@*! hits the fan.

Also, as Beldan and Gittik will try to kill off Vimanda assassin-style, it would be most practical if Mothers ran Gittik for this encounter.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Veering into F.A.T.A.L. territory here, are we?

*yeesh*


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

a-u top

1-11 down the side.

this massive chamber goes from a-p, then forms an eastern wall 1-4 and 8-11 on p, with q-u 5-7 as an entry hallway, with doors at u5-7.

At s5 there's a tall wedding cake, with a live pair of bride and groom pixies staked to it.

At gh 4-5 stands a giantess with dark skin and smoldering dark eyes; she's not like anything common. She holds a greatsword and wears full plate, as does the fire giant groom at gh 7-8.

At e6 stands a mansized ghostly form with a greatsword identical to Graz'zt's avatar's sword from so long ago.....it's an ethereal, female form dressed in sheer silks.

At b5-7 is a throne; on it sits a fox headed woman; around her wander three drow in silk gowns, smiling, singing to the small spinning spiders that are wrapping this room up like a gossamer wonderland.

There's a sitar player next to Vimanda, and a few other desultory servants and concubines gathered nearby.

They're all staring at the door, the three with swords have weapons at the ready. Vimanda sits on her cushions, her tail lazily lolling from side to side.

In addition to all this,....

the room you found the gimp in is v-z, 5-9....
with a hallway out at x 10, 11, 12, and onward maybe 100 feet.
Where is everybody during the buffing, and where are the summoned new friends going?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

That's a tight fit! Claw pushes open the door just as the elemental appears. So...

Altai: On the west wall in brass dragon form in V9
Claw: VW 8-9
The Huge elemental: TUV 5-7, blocking line of sight to the rest of us
Xills: X9, X10, Y9, Z9
Large Stig: YZ 5-6
Pip: X11
Oso: X8
Elgan: X7
Elgan's summoned monsters: WX 5-6 and YZ 7-8

Gittik and Beldan start flying invisibly above Claw in V8 and W8


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initiative...


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unless you fumble, you win. *sigh*


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I rolled a 13...?


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That beats their 2.


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And I read Eaters of the Dead so I know Norwegians ain't triskadecaphobic.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Who and what move where depends a lot on what Elgan summons. However, we can take the extraplanar stuff right away. First things first - do the walls stop ethereal line of sight, or can the xills see the ghost-things from their position?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I have long felt that Eaters of the dead should be regarded as the authoritative guide to all things Norwegian. ;P


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I think walls block line of sight. Just one "ghost thing" at e6.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I have long felt that Eaters of the dead should be regartded as the authoritative guide to all things Norwegian. ;P

good, cos other than a great grandparent and a trip to Norway when I was three, and a Heroes of Asgard Fairytale book, that's all I know.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
I think walls block line of sight. Just one "ghost thing" at e6.

Makes sense.

The gaggle of xills gradually fade out of Oerthly existence. As they rematerialise in the ether, they stalk towards the ophidian blackguard, alien warcries echoing through the otherworldly mists.

The xills spent the last turn and this turn shifting to the Ethereal plane; so much for me thinking it was instant... It was worth giving them haste and bardic bonuses, though. Next round they're off chasing the ghost.


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at least they don't have to stand there getting chopped on...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Xills are creepy enough already with the paralysis and implant schtick. If they could insta-jump to and from the ether it would probably be a bit too much.

Depending on the speed of Elgan's allies, the earth elemental will either earthglide out of their way or just rumble towards the giants. It is too slow to reach anyone (except for the cake-pixies) this turn.


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Right on; I'm gonna crash....might or might not have a call in in the am, so see you guys some time tomorrow.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Tired, long week, and weekend not any shorter,...Ok, let me see,... Let's summon one jolly green giant (lvl 6 spell, stats already on Heathy's page I think) And one dire wolf (lv 4, need to apply Greenbound template)

Too bleary-eyed to do the math tonite. I'll try to figger up a greenbound Dire wolf tomorrow. Sorry guys.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Greenbound dire wolf with Augment Summoning bonuses:

Spoiler:
Jolly Green Doggie (CR 5):
N Large plant
Init +4; Senses Tremorsense 60’, darkvision 60’, low-light vision, scent; Perception: +10

Defense:
AC 22, touch 13, flat-footed 18 (+4 Dex, +9 natural, –1 size)
HP 62 (5d8+40)
Fort +12, Ref +8, Will +2
Defensive Abilities: Resist cold and electricity 10, DR 10/magic and slashing; Fast healing 3

Offense:
Speed: 50 ft.
Melee: bite +12 (1d8+13 plus trip)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 5 ft.

Statistics:
Str 29, Dex 18, Con 26, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 14
Base Atk +3; CMB +14; CMD 25 (29 vs. trip)
Feats: Run, Skill Focus (Perception), Weapon Focus (bite)
Skills: Perception +10, Stealth +7, Survival +1 (+5 scent tracking); +16 to Stealth in forested areas.

Spell-like abilities (Su) at will - entangle, pass without trace, speak with plants. 1/day - wall of thorns

Here's the Jolly Green Giant again:

Spoiler:
Jolly Green Giant (CR 10):
N Large plant
Init +3; Senses Tremorsense 60’, darkvision 60’, low-light vision; Perception: +12

Defense:
AC 29, touch 12, flat-footed 26 (+3 Dex, +17 natural, –1 size)
HP 150 (12d8+96)
Fort +16, Ref +7, Will +7
Defensive Abilities: Improved rock catching, Resist cold and electricity 10, DR 10/magic and slashing; Fast healing 3

Offense:
Speed 40 ft.
Melee: greatclub +21/+15 (2d8+21) or 2 slams +21 (1d8+14)
Ranged: rock +12/+7 (1d8+21)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks: rock throwing (180 ft.)

Statistics:
Str 37, Dex 17, Con 27, Int 10, Wis 12, Cha 14
Base Atk +9; CMB +24; CMD 36
Feats Iron Will, Martial Weapon Proficiency (greatclub), Point-Blank Shot, Power Attack, Precise Shot, Quick Draw
Skills Climb +17, Intimidate +12, Perception +12, Stealth +5; Racial Modifiers +8 Stealth in rocky terrain, +16 Stealth in forested terrain
Languages Common, Giant

Special Abilities
Improved Rock Catching (Ex) A stone giant gains a +4 racial bonus on its Reflex save when attempting to catch a thrown rock with rock catching. This ability otherwise works like the rock catching ability.
Spell-like abilities (Su) at will - entangle, pass without trace, speak with plants. 1/day - wall of thorns


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ho ho ho!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

With a subsonic rumble, the earth elemental lurches forward, splattering the wedding cake all over the wall.

Move to NOP 5-7. That'll give anyone who wants to room to squeeze around it on the corners.

Elgan, Oso, Gittik and Beldan to go.

As for the plant monsters, Entangle won't work here (not to mention that it would be useless against such big, strong opponents). Wall of thorns, however, has some serious potential to mess with the giants' mobility, especially if cast by the Jolly Green Giant (who is CL 12).


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The pixies fly out of the room now that the cake has been mooshed. They look like they're skeedaddling.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Hey, who can blame them?


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Buttbird (Avner) looks up at them longingly, wishing he too could be quit of this place.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Hey - Gimpy is that guy Avner Merovanchi from the ST adventure path? The guy who was so annoying that a bunch of parties just murdered him at high sea instead of having to deal with his crap? Inspired!


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heh heh....it took me a while to figure out who was in the gimpsuit. Then it just hit me.
I'm glad I could write him into the game somehow.


Male Human Rogue 14

Is Foxy Lady in B6? Where are the weavers?


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Hey - Gimpy is that guy Avner Merovanchi from the ST adventure path? The guy who was so annoying that a bunch of parties just murdered him at high sea instead of having to deal with his crap? Inspired!

Oh, he was a git.


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Beldan Vale wrote:
Is Foxy Lady in B6? Where are the weavers?

Yeah; she's in B6.

Weavers at b4, d7, and d8, kinda walking around with a glazed look on their face, as is their mien.


Male Human Rogue 14

Gittik flies into the chamber, keeping to the room edges, about ten feet off the floor, flying to E1. Beldan follows, flying ‘stealthily’ (using his Fast Stealth ability to do so), sticking to the other edge of the room, making it to C11.


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sneakysneakysneak...

Elgan'n'Oso are up.

and I'm goin to sleep...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Oh, and it's Stig's turn, too; I forgot him. Fight!


Altai Iscarni wrote:
Oh, and it's Stig's turn, too; I forgot him. Fight!

It doesn't look like there's anywhere to move. There's a cake in the hallway with claw and an earth elemental on either end. N'est pas? Anyway, as far down the hall as I can go with 30 move.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso steps forward to behind the cake and casts prayer. "Luck to my friends and woe to our enemies."

Prayer details

Spoiler:
Prayer
Components V, S, DF; Range 40 ft. (Area all allies and foes within a 40-ft.-radius burst centred on you); Duration 1 round/level; Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance yes
You bring special favor upon yourself and your allies while bringing disfavor to your enemies. You and each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Oh, and it's Stig's turn, too; I forgot him. Fight!
It doesn't look like there's anywhere to move. There's a cake in the hallway with claw and an earth elemental on either end. N'est pas? Anyway, as far down the hall as I can go with 30 move.

Just one earth elemental - it moved down the hallway.


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can't post at work no more's...


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Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Oh, and it's Stig's turn, too; I forgot him. Fight!
It doesn't look like there's anywhere to move. There's a cake in the hallway with claw and an earth elemental on either end. N'est pas? Anyway, as far down the hall as I can go with 30 move.

Stig gets down there to rs 5-6.


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Looks like Elgan's up to bat.


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Oso Legumbe wrote:

Oso steps forward to behind the cake and casts prayer. "Luck to my friends and woe to our enemies."

Prayer details
** spoiler omitted **

The ghostly guy at e6 curses a long blue streak about Grazz't doing something vulgar to the Kelananite Vestal Virgins.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

No posting at work Heath? What's up with that? Next thing you know, they'll be expecting you to do WORK at work! Sheesh! ;P

Ok, my map is fubar'd, help me out here guys. I don't think that either of my LArge summoned will be able to squeeze past Claw, so should they move up and just 'wall of thorns' the heck out of everything together? ELgan is open to suggestions about his actual actions. He'll happily engage, or stay back and cast/guard, but he;d rather NOT take them on alone! ;P


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

There's plenty of room to move past poor ol' Claw (he's in VW 8-9). My suggestions: Elgan hits the two giants with Ice storm - the cold part does double damage vs the fire giant and the hail should damage both of them. The wolf moves to TU 6-7 and the plant giant to VW 6-7 (i.e. standing in line after Stig and the ginormous elemental) - then the Jolly Green Giant casts Wall of thorns to completely hedge in the abyssal giant (it has 24 10x10x5' cubes worth of thorny walls, more than enough to completely wall it in). It probably won't hold her in for very long, but every turn she's not throwing rocks at us or cutting us up is a turn well spent.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Ah, Thanks VAtt! (I'm just brain-dead and tired-dumb today) ;P
OK, AS Altai said above, Elgan will Ice storm, (Note, I burned my Wall/Stone for the Jolly green giant, and Spike stones for the Green Dire Wolf) and 'Jolly' will Wall/Thorns up the BBG. (If thw wolf Wall/thorns up the exact same area, does it double the spell. or increase the DC, what? Just curious)

I see (in my mind's eye, where everything cool always seems to happen) A rock-tossing battle between 'Jolly' (who has improved catch/toss) and the BBG, where they toss this big @$$ rock back-and-forth at each other, and the first one to miss catching it gets slammed! :)

ICE STORM
Bludg:
3d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 5) = 12

Cold:
2d6 ⇒ (4, 3) = 7


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They get hammered by the ice storm; he seems to be more affected than she does...
just need a radius on that ice storm, and coordinates on the wall o' thorns and.....then....it's....their attack...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

The Ice storm is centered in I6: it hits both giants and the ghost in E6 (though I doubt it'll do anything to it). I thought about dropping it in E6 and hitting Vimanda as well, but that would decimate the various red shirts milling about; importantly, it does not hit Gittik or Beldan. The Wall of thorns fills these squares: IJ 3-6 to a height of 20', plus F 3-6, G3, G6, H3 and H6 to a height of 10'. The snow and sudden hedge-growth plays havoc with line of sight from Vimanda to the main party, but Beldan and Gittik are, once again, in the clear.

And then... it is them.


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Snow doesn't seem to bother the ghostly one.

He waves his hand dismissively, nonchalantly to the elemental. It disappears.

The fire giant runs up to op 5-6, slashing out at Stiggy with his mighty sword. Stiggy takes 28 h.p. damage.

The giantess in the thorns cannot press free, and she bellows ominously.

Vimanda runs straight through the ice storm at Stiggy. She tumbles through his aoo zone, ends up at q7, and crits him with a shocking kukri. 21 h.p. in damage.

Group's up.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Vimanda runs straight through the ice storm at Stiggy. She tumbles through his aoo zone, ends up at q7, and crits him with a shocking kukri. 21 h.p. in damage.

"'At tickles it diz."

att1 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (20) + 23 = 43
dam1 3d6 + 29 ⇒ (5, 4, 5) + 29 = 43
att2 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (16) + 18 = 34
dam2 3d6 + 29 ⇒ (5, 1, 4) + 29 = 39
att3 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26
dam3 3d6 + 29 ⇒ (5, 2, 3) + 29 = 39


crit 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (15) + 27 = 42 With Critical Focus
dam 3d6 + 29 ⇒ (3, 2, 1) + 29 = 35
dam 3d6 + 29 ⇒ (6, 2, 6) + 29 = 43


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Is he hitting Vimanda or the fire giant?...

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