Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread
Game Master Heathansson

Yeah, get better SOON dude! We got lucky this year, hardly more than a sniffle all year. VERY unusual for my family! :)

I'd say go for it. It has AC 35, wears spiked full plate and has DR 5/adamantine. I'd say Tenser's got some work to do.

<Gnaws on Claw's finger contentedly.>

Oh, and get well soon. Man, you just have the worst luck with health-related stuff.

It's been a year since I had a cold or flu and that's in the bacteriological cradle of humanity... seems like my immune system works pretty good. Maybe to good judging from the allergies.

Gittk's still up to bat.
No rush; kinda slammed today, and on call all weekend; I'll try to peek in tonite though.

Son has tonsillitis and tangerine flavoured pennicillin. Nice way to discover he doesn't like tangerines. Anyway its all under control. Who was it that said sleep is for wimps!

Oso's eyes narrow on the apekook, "just try again."

Forgot to roll a spell resistance check so all this maybe academic. Flame strike spell resistance roll 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Son has tonsillitis and tangerine flavoured pennicillin. Nice way to discover he doesn't like tangerines. Anyway its all under control. Who was it that said sleep is for wimps!

We're a sorry lot, eh? Poor guy, I remember tonsillitis when I was a lad. They put me in the hospital. Only time I ever stayed overnight.

"AAAAAaaaawwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Son has tonsillitis and tangerine flavoured pennicillin. Nice way to discover he doesn't like tangerines. Anyway its all under control. Who was it that said sleep is for wimps!

Oso's eyes narrow on the apekook, "just try again."

Forgot to roll a spell resistance check so all this maybe academic. Flame strike spell resistance roll 1d20+10

Right on......

Monkeyman behind curtain of bats:
"HEEHEEHEEHAAHAAHAA! LOOK AT THE FUNNY LITTLE HOBBIT WITH HIS TINY LITTLE KUKRIS! DOESN'T HE LOOK CUTE! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!"

"I'll let you and your friends live, little HOBNIZ!!! I just want you to dance a little dance for me!!!"

"HEEHEEHEE HAW HAWHAW HAW..."

(that wasn't gratuitous or nothin)

Maybe he's been into Stiggy's rum.

goin out to eat; iffin somebody wants to play Gittik I reckon we could get midways threw anudder combat round;....I'll be back in a cupola hours.

Gittik flies up to the apeshasa and gives it a good whack.

Move to G2, 15' up. He attacks with his +1 adamantine shocking kukri, which is good-aligned thanks to Oso. Attack roll 12+18+3(divine favour)+1(haste)=AC 34, damge 3+7+5 electricity.

Crap! I forgot to add the Divine favour bonus (+3) to damage. So Gittik's blow does a total of 13+5 electricity damage.

Gittik's unable to approach within 10 feet of the rak. He's up there with the bats flapping in his junk; Gittik notices that they can't seem to get within 10 feet of ole monkeyboy either.

The snake strikes Elgan; the elf takes 23 hit points from the massive rapier fangs of the cobra. Horrid poison pulses into him; the druid's liver owns it hardcore.

The other snake sways at the behest of Pip's strings.

And the Rak kinda doesn't cast yet; he casts after the characters, since he held action last round...

group's attack....

Gittik can still do a standard action of some kind, as he discovers he cannot move closer than 10 feet toward the monkeyshasa with his attack unspent.

Levelled up so AC is now: 27 & HP: 133

<Stig swings the massive hammer like it's a balsa nunchuk.>

att1 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (11) + 20 = 31
dam1 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (6, 6) + 24 = 36
att2 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32
dam2 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (1, 6) + 24 = 31
att3 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23
dam3 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (4, 6) + 24 = 34

"Hmmmmm...." Altai eyes the repulsion field surrounding the apeshasa speculatively. "Can't have that, can we?"

I'm casting Dispel magic on the apeshasa. Dispel check 14+11=25; the shell around him is the first effect I want to get test against.

Gittik can still do a standard action of some kind, as he discovers he cannot move closer than 10 feet toward the monkeyshasa with his attack unspent.

Gittik spends his action futilely kicking and pounding the odd magical shell, splattering a few bats in the process. "GAAAAAH! Stupid ape!"

Levelled up so AC is now: 27 & HP: 133

<Stig swings the massive hammer like it's a balsa nunchuk.>

att1 1d20+20
dam1 2d6+24
att2 1d20+15
dam2 2d6+24
att3 1d20+10
dam3 2d6+24

Stiggy lays into the snake royal boucoup, like he's bringing down a chopstick on a chow mein noodle.

Gittik notes (prior to the dispel check) that there isn't a "field" there per se.
It's more like....he just. Cannot. Make. Himself. Approach the rak.

"Hmmmmm...." Altai eyes the repulsion field surrounding the apeshasa speculatively. "Can't have that, can we?"

I'm casting Dispel magic on the apeshasa. Dispel check 14+11=25; the shell around him is the first effect I want to get test against.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Gittik can still do a standard action of some kind, as he discovers he cannot move closer than 10 feet toward the monkeyshasa with his attack unspent.

Gittik spends his action futilely kicking and pounding the odd magical shell, splattering a few bats in the process. "GAAAAAH! Stupid ape!"

And with that.....the swarm of bats now can swarm the now screeching, giggling monkey; they can't seem to hurt him, (I don't reckon but I'll doublecheck) but they sure are giving him a hassle.

Bel perforates the flanked snake again with his rapier. Just one attack at this stage, if it doesn’t go down we’ll make it a full attack. 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38 Damage: 1d6 + 3 + 6d6 ⇒ (6) + 3 + (3, 2, 1, 2, 5, 1) = 23 plus it takes another 6 points of bleed damage this round.

EDIT: Crit confirm: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (10) + 19 = 29 Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Beldan takes the snake down.

Gittik IS Peter Pan.

Alrighty then ... is the other snake still charmed by young Pippen?

Yes it is; it hasn't attacked; it's swaying there to Pip's playing.
It's a snake groupie.

With the rest of his movement, Beldan jogs over to I12. “Hands up sister,” he says to the dorw, pointing his rapier in her direction.

She can't see; she's blind.....however she complies. She crouches there, hands up in the air, starts blubbering, crying hysterically.

Gittik IS Peter Pan.

"GAAAAAAAHHH!!!! DIE DIE DIE STUPID MONKEY!!!!!"

Rage on! Gittik takes a 5' step in and starts chopping. All attacks are Good-aligned thanks to Oso's spells. 6 attacks:
Kukri (RH):
A: 11+21+3(Divine Favour)+1(Haste)=AC 36, damage 2+10+3(DF)=15.
B: 15+16+3+1=AC 35, crit confirm 12+18+3+1=AC 34, damage 2+10+3=15x2=30.
C: 12+11+3+1=AC 27, damage 2+10+3=15.
D(bonus from Haste): 16+21+3+1=AC 41, crit confirm 11+21+3+1=AC 36, damage 2+10+3=15x2=30.
Kukri (LH):
E: 18+19+3+1=AC 41, crit confirm 7+19+3+1=AC 30, damage 2+4+3=9x2=18+3 electricity.
F: 11+14+3+1=AC 29, damage 1+4+3=8+4 electricity.

Does Oso's true seeing help discern what is stopping Gittik? Spellcraft roll 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Oso wracks his brain for the spell the Ape has used.

While keeping the snake charmed, Pip will throw a Dispel Magic at the batty apeshasha

Dispel Check:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28

Does Oso's true seeing help discern what is stopping Gittik? Spellcraft roll 1d20+1

Oso wracks his brain for the spell the Ape has used.

meh.....it's off now; he had "antilife shell" going. Which is weird; he seems to be using druidry.

I'll resolve Gittik's maniac attack and Pip's dispel back at the house later;
looks like the only one(s) who haven't acted are Elgan and Oso, who I reckon is holding a counterspell for macaque boy.

Yep

While keeping the snake charmed, Pip will throw a Dispel Magic at the batty apeshasha

Dispel Check:1d20+11

Gittik can see that the monkey looked like he had kinda rocky skin.

and gittik hits 4 good times; only one of the crits was confirmed, but the kukris are all buffed up with goodness.....everybody in the room wants to help old ladies across the road as the kukris gash and gout hard into the now screaming, heinously bleeding monkeyfiend.

i.e. Gittik effed him up pretty heinous, all things considered.

Elgan's up to bat; then rak boy who's being covered with a Kelanenesque flamestrike....

How about you put a +5 returning earth-breaker in the loot for me, eh? Mjolir!

Or maybe some rum....

VALHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Sorry so late. Had a major headache all day. About dinnertime I finally figured all I needed was a cup of coffee! Who knew? ;P

Elgan can't really get into the fight above, his flying form isn't nearly powerful enough to take on monkey-face. So he and dandelion will help with snake control. :) SHall we slice & dice the cobra while it's swaying? (Any takers on whether Elgan and the dandelion can take it out in one round?) :)

Or maybe some rum....

Viking Vodka

heh heh...

HUZZAH!!!

"If you're gonna attack the snake Elgan, make sure you finish it quick-like - I don't want it biting me," calls Beldan, who is standing right next to said snake.

The other snake that got carved up....a half-digested neanderthal comes schloiping outta one of the holes somebody put in the cobra due to combat...

It's not a walking dead or nothing.....well not at the moment anyway.

Who knows what the future might pertend.

Pip keeps up his snake-charming tune

"There's a place called Mars
Where the ladies smoke cigars
Every puff they make
Is enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead
They put roses on its head
When the roses die
They put diamonds in its eyes
When the diamonds crack
They put mustard on its back
When the mustard dries
They count
1 2 3 4 5 ...
FREEZE!"

Elgan-Dire-Bear interlaces his paws and stretches, making loud popping sounds. He leaps towards the snake right behind the cat-like reflexes of the Dandelion,...

Dandelion attacks Snake: Bite, Claw,Claw, Hasted Bite
1d20 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 272d6 + 13 ⇒ (6, 3) + 13 = 221d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 352d4 + 13 ⇒ (2, 1) + 13 = 161d20 + 23 ⇒ (13) + 23 = 362d4 + 13 ⇒ (3, 3) + 13 = 191d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 192d6 + 13 ⇒ (3, 3) + 13 = 19

Elganbear, same att routine as above! ;) all dmg adds 1d6 EACH fire and electricity

1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 291d8 + 9 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 9 + (3) + (3) = 181d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 291d6 + 9 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 9 + (4) + (2) = 181d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 271d6 + 9 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 9 + (6) + (3) = 201d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 191d8 + 9 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 9 + (2) + (3) = 16