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Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson


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Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

W00t! Useful spell, that Crown of the grave.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I know, right?


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

I just wanted to see the bat kebab-ed by the halfling. Good game this. I liked the lead in so we could prep spells.


Back to the land of the living. Thanks for running Stig, Vat.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Runs back to J11, drawing adamantine kukri as he goes. Then grabs the silver stake from the floor (probably an AoO from those nearest).


<Looks at map.>

Are there people on top of my shoulders?


Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Looks at map.>

Are there people on top of my shoulders?

Elgan is perched on your shoulders, Beldan is flying above you


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

<Looks at map.>

Are there people on top of my shoulders?

On the shoulders of giants. (dwarf giants).


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Gittik wrote:
Runs back to J11, drawing adamantine kukri as he goes. Then grabs the silver stake from the floor (probably an AoO from those nearest).

Nobody to aoo you; the gargoyles are both dead and the vampire is sleeping at the command of Oso.

Just the sleeping vampire, a gargoyle in front of Oso, and the unaccounted for succubus.

Riese's attack.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

I just wanted to see the bat kebab-ed by the halfling. Good game this. I liked the lead in so we could prep spells.

Yih...I feel like I jacked up by not using more alu fiends for the wrestling.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Oso Legumbe wrote:

I just wanted to see the bat kebab-ed by the halfling. Good game this. I liked the lead in so we could prep spells.

Yih...I feel like I jacked up by not using more alu fiends for the wrestling.

That would have been followed by me posting,... "BEST. FIGHT. EVER!" :)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'll do better next time....I swear's it!


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

8d6=28 fire damage, intersection of j-k/6-7 Fireball 20' radius. DC 18 reflex for half. That will get the bat and hopefully the succybust. Imbelia Pyrrok de'flar!!!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

He turns into a cloud of smoke, and recoalesces across the room on the trellis.
The last gargoyle goes down easily enough, and the succubus is nowhere to be seen....

off of combat/initiative. your move...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Stake the bastard! He'll be helpless for a while while regaining his, um... health. Put the silver stake through his chest, and then we'll drag him out into the sunlight." While somebody impales the vampire, Altai scans the room for a reappearing succubus. The wasp slowly orbits the room.


Where is it? Ahhh, wee Gittik has it.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Cue the endgame music!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

end of combat....1,400 experience points each.

The vampire had a +2 bastard sword.

Under his trellis, there's a chest...
40 gold bricks, each worth 1,000 g.p. reside in the chest.

You're able to haul the comatose vampire back up to the common room where the mist parts away over the dead hags; the sun shines through and burns the fell creature back into oblivion.

The succubus has apparently moved on to bigger and better things; killing one of you (maybe) in a surprise attack and then being immmediately slaughtered apparently doesn't appeal to her...

The lizardman alchemist seems to have come around, and is attending to the paladin...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Wooo-hoo!

Altai starts taking shop with the lizardman alchemist.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I am.....Krisharr....

Int check r5

Spoiler:
this was Kialee's friend who went missing.

Int check r2

Spoiler:
Kialee is the gruff elf former ranger that runs the Lizard Boat back in Saltmarsh.

Int check r2

Spoiler:
Saltmarsh was the city that....just kidding!

I know it's been a while, so.....

I....I don't entirely know where I am....have I been...brewing potions? who are you people?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"We're adventurers from Sandpoint. Let's bring you and your friend back to the lizardman village; we'll plan our next move from there. This is a bad place."

Any chance of packing down most of the brewing stuff? Not the cauldron, obviously, but the other stuff?


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Pip begins thinking up a good drinking song

There was a band of warriors brave
Who came upon a vampire's grave
They sliced and stabbed and burned away
'Till they staked his heart and showed him day.
So now they've come to spend their gold,
And drink until they pass out cold!

"Hmmm.... a little rough, but it has promise .."

Strums Lucille some more while picking up some gold bricks.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"We're adventurers from Sandpoint. Let's bring you and your friend back to the lizardman village; we'll plan our next move from there. This is a bad place."

Any chance of packing down most of the brewing stuff? Not the cauldron, obviously, but the other stuff?

If not now, well then the lizardmen from the village'll probably come back for it sooner than later.

Outside the tree there's a small hunting party of 6 of them. They send a runner back to the village; want to know if there's any further instructions.
Looks like 15 bearers could get it all back there in a few hours.

Krisharr points to the cauldron;
"That....is a thing of the Orcusites. I'd say destroy it.
Have you seen any of the red ones? The foul brew in there is what changed them. Don't drink any...."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"We didn't see any reds." Altai pauses for a few moments. "The cauldron should be destroyed, I agree. Let's bring it back to the village, melt it down and rework the metal into something uselful. That would be the best use of it; also, it would be a constant reminder of the Orcusites' defeat."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The lizardman perks up;
"That's a splendid idea..."
yes; I'll burn the concoction....don't anyone now even touch the foul stuff."
he looks at the purple-feathered wizard Altai;
"unless.....did you touch it allready?"

exit tree....

It's a more cheerful walk back to the lizardman village; the party is greeted by a gator-grunting group of warriors at the gate, and brought before the chieftan...

"You have brought back an inkling of joy to the Hall of Hrrth-Gahrr, pinkskins....
I feel woe that my son is dead of this undertaking, though I know, he was long ago lost to me..."
There's a wild boar cooking on the spit when the party enters.

"I feel shamed that we can offer no great hospitality to so deserving a crew, but please, eat..."

an old lizardwoman carves of steaming chunks; proffers them in leaf wrappings for dinnerware; no toureens at this gala.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Didn't the feathers go away after the hag fight?

Altai happily munches away at the offered boar meat. "Now, chief, while we cannot give you your leg back, I can craft a prosthetic replacement." He looks around the lizadman camp. "You don't have an abundance of metal, and wood isn't durable enough... If your hunters could get me a pair of crocodile spines, I think we're in business."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

naah; you need to get like a remove curse or something.

"Yes; I think that can be arranged. They can go blindeye a pair tonight."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"The swamp is ours at night, again..."


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 7 Bardic guitar hero

Pip attempts to get the tribe's morale up with some good high spirited tunes. He strums Lucille at the fire:

The Vampire's withered, His bones are now crumbled;
His armor is shivered, His splendour is humbled!
Though sword shall be rusted,
And many have perished
With strength that folk trusted
And wealth that they cherished,
Here grass is still growing,
And leaves are yet swinging,
The green water flowing,
And lizardfolk singing
Come! Oor rah rah narshes
Come back to marshes
The stars are far brighter
Than gems without measure,
The moon is far whiter
Than silver in treasure:
The fire is more shining
On hearth in the gloaming
Than gold won a-raiding,
So why go a-roaming?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

They all start gator grunting along with the music. Somebody produces drums, and a washboard...


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"We're adventurers from Sandpoint. Let's bring you and your friend back to the lizardman village; we'll plan our next move from there. This is a bad place."

"Where the hell is Sandpoint? Sounds foreign..." :-P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Sandpoint......Saltmarsh.....meh....(LOL!)


Male Human Barbarian1/Cleric10

Oso follows the rest back, "Good idea dat pot a-changed inta summat good. But can his leg be metal, I dunno this but seems fitting?"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"I thought about it, but then I decided against it. After all, I don't really want the possibility of residual bad energies seeping into the chief's body from a reforged leg."

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Sandpoint......Saltmarsh.....meh....(LOL!)

Oooops...


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The time here goes easily enough. The lizardmen rebuild somewhat...two days later, a group of 3 locathah appear from the lagoon, and come to seek council with the chief.

"We have taken your offer of a joint effort against the sahuagin to our warboss, great Hirrrth Gihrr....and he has decided now is not the time to strike," they impart to the Lizardman.
"We fear that your problems weaken you too much at this juncture..."

Hrth Ghrr responds, "we have....recently...gotten past those problems."

The locathah look at the pinkskin warband.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

While the other party members relax, Altai's hard at work:

Here's my leg proposal:

Spoiler:

Crocodile bone leg: This prosthetic leg is crafted from carefully articulated crocodile spines. Though rather macabre-looking, it makes the user move with quickness and agility.

* Continuous Expeditious retreat: Spell level (1) × caster level (1)× 2,000 gp = 2000 gp.

* +2 bonus to Jump and Intimidate: Bonuses squared × 100 gp = 400 each.

The leg replaces a lost leg; alternatively, a character can cut off a limb and attach the new leg instead. Wearing it counts as wearing magical boots. Base cost=2800x1.5(multiple abilities on one item)=4200. Thus, I need to work 5 days on it, and it'll set me back 2100 gold and 168 xp.

When the locatahs show up, Altai's halfway done with his project.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh....
I'm learning...
seeing if this works.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!!!
I'm an advanced mothaf*#+a!!!
This is the......sahuagin lair alluded to earlier...


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Ooooh... Nice snake-wrapped-around-a-sword compass rose.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Tell me if it works for you guys, and if it makes sense.

Huzzah! It works!!! (edit)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Just thinking - now that Oso can cast 3rd level spells, he can memorise Remove curse. Is it OK if he does just that off-camera during one of our working days?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

okay....but expect more trolls with beehives; cos I'm running out of material. Hey does the map make sense? It's essentially a lizardman village on stilts, with walkways, and stilt houses, with some pirate ships pulled up to it, in the caldera lagoon of a volcano island, with a pseudomayan pyramid coming out of the wall. Makes sense, right? I mean, I know what I'm seeing, I can't tell if it makes sense to anybody else. That's the story of my life, so what else is new....wow, I'm giddy I figured out how to do this.....
Oh, and the mayan pyramid has a stairway down to a little piece of turf right in front of it, like a sandbar.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

The map makes sense to me, at least.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzah!!!

Qadira

DO NOT STICK FINGERS IN CAGE

Heh. Who knew the old warwoof had drawing skillz? Huzzah for scanning!


Right on Heathy, now we're talking.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

heh heh...I got going; I did a ruff of the "next" major BBEG...urk! I've said too much! I haven't drawn anything in forevarz.


Male Human Rogue 14

Map looks good to me dude. Makes sense.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

right on...

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