"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Gittik runs after the archer.
Move to B2 before lashing out with his adamantine shocking kukri. Attack roll 15+16=AC 31, crit confirm 9+15=AC 24, damage 1d3+7+1d6 electricity=9x2=18+5 electricity.
Man, kukris rock. Good luck with maneouvering out of that corner, dumb archer.
Never mind; I meant for her to close, but since I didn't say so in my haste, she's in the air 15 feet up at b4. My bad.
He needs to save though; she did the spring attack dealyo on him.
Gittik saves righty-o; however, he didn't crit the quick archer. She grunts in false bravado;
"You're good, little man.....but not good enough."
Altai Iscarni(Male Human Wizard 14 (Conjuration school))
"Uh, are you sure we can't talk this over? I'm sure there's no real compelling reason for you all to die for no reason. Who were we supposed to have murdered, by the way?"
"Uh, are you sure we can't talk this over? I'm sure there's no real compelling reason for you all to die for no reason. Who were we supposed to have murdered, by the way?"
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"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"
The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning. She's off the wagon and on a bender, and won't stop until she's full-on blooddrunk.
The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning...
Oops!
Altai Iscarni(Male Human Wizard 14 (Conjuration school))
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"
"OK, then. How about the rest of you, then?" He indicates the bloodied archer in the corner. "You don't look so good right now. No need to go down just because your companion has lost the plot. Oh, and you didn't tell us what mideeds whe've committed."
The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning...
Oops!
Stiggy:
(not meant to hide info; just to try to keep the main battle somewhat clear)
Spoiler:
you're.....floating....weightlessly.....above the battle....you see the dwarven lucha libre in the air to your side; cursing a blue streak at Gittik like a mother bird cursing some clever cat that's stolen her eggs...foam flecking her beard.....Tenser looks you right in the eye and bays in an utter melancholy way...you're floating, weightlessly though.....don't seem to care....
you hear a flutist. It's Rowan Kellani, she who haunts the Halls of the Lotus Dragons; she's playing Danny Boy for you.....it's so serene. She really is a good flutist, even if she was an utterly psychotic b%!@@ in real life.
She smiles; winks; keeps on playing.
"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"
"OK, then. How about the rest of you, then?" He indicates the bloodied archer in the corner. "You don't look so good right now. No need to go down just because your companion has lost the plot. Oh, and you didn't tell us what mideeds whe've committed."
The flying dwarven boxer retorts; "ya know what you've done! Wid it make yer day to hear us speak of your evil perfidiousnessesiss?!? Oh, you make me want to birth a gorgon!!! Daft tart you are!!!"
Altai Iscarni(Male Human Wizard 14 (Conjuration school))
"Please feel free to enlighten me. I so love listening to dwarves interpreting the Common tongue."
Elgan elf looks around at everyone and their various hovering, screaming, etc. emotive vocalizations.
He looks up at the taller opponent he has materialized next to and says calmly,...
"'Ow 'bout yew chere'? Tawk, er daie?"
If (he/she/it) so much as LOOKS at him angrily, he shimmers into a Dire Bear and tears (he/she/it) a new one,... He has just about had it with all of the unnatural strangeness around here, and is quite happy to take it out on someone.
Oso and Gittik probably still have resist energy (electricity) running from the last fight, since it lasts 90 minutes. That allows us to ignore the first 20 points of any stray lightning bolts etc.
Oso looks about and seeing that Stiggy is down but everyone else is looking good to go, he calls on Kelanen to give him some healing for the dwarf warrior.
"I know he wields an axe, but he is very good with it. Very good!"
Burn a fourth level spell, neutralise poison, and heal him 4d8 + 9 ⇒ (5, 7, 6, 7) + 9 = 34. Kelanen obviously approves of Stig!
Beldan has been hanging about trying to make casual conversation with the naked drow woman ... not doing too well at the casual part. Been trying to think up a good excuse why she should have to climb up the ladder directly ahead of him ...
Suddenly he realises that everyone is gone (except the caveman and the afore mentioned dark elf) and that he can hear the sound of battle and spells from above.
“Oh dammit ... five minutes, that’s all ... just five minutes without a fight ...”
He climbs double-quick up the ladder 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13, then tumbles out of the way of the avenging priest of Wee Jas 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35 to end up hiding 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (9) + 30 = 39 under the table at I5.
Meh... Going with Elgan's quote upthread, I think it is bear-time.
With a now-familiar ripple, Elgan shifts into the form of a massive bear. It rips into the priestess of Wee Jas.
Elgan now occupies GH 4-5; as he is Large, he also as 10' reach. HIs new AC is 25. Bite attack: 12+10=AC 22, damage 1d8+8=13. Claw 1: 11+6=AC 17, damage 1d6+6=7. Claw 2: 16+6=AC 22, damage 1d6+8=13.
The masked wizard at j1 raises a hand up in the air, and the cleric of We Jas is swept up and away to k1.
The wizard speaks; "don't need you following our fearless leader...."
the cornered archer drops her bow, pulls long sword, and slashes at Gittik;
he takes one slash for 10 h.p. in damage.
The dwarf flyer lands at c3, setting up flanks with the archer, and smacks Gittik as well. He takes 6 in damage; save d.c. 18 again, or he's sickened.
The cleric can't go til after you guys; she lost her init waiting around all invisible to touch Stiggy to death and whatnot; so she's after you guys.
Aubrey's around again now, so he'll resume running Gittik. I'll take Elgan for now...
The bar waves a meaty paw at the far corner of the room. Suddenly, the cleric and her wizard companion are pummeled by brick-sized hailstones.
Elgan casts Ice storm on the two guys in the NE corner. 21 points of damage - no save, so SR, nothin'
Altai Iscarni(Male Human Wizard 14 (Conjuration school))
Altai points at the beleaguered archer in the corner before making a shoving motion along the far wall.
That's the "violent thrust" version of Telekinesis - I'm throwing the archer at the duskblade(?) in K1. The archer needs to make a DC 22 Will save or go flying. Attack roll 13+8=touch AC 21 - if I hit, both take damage, if not, the archer presumably splats into the wall at L2 leaving the arcane caster unhurt. Damage is 1d6 per 25 pounds of archer weight. Some sort of bowling pin effect in the corner would be amusing, but that'll be up to the DM. ;D
Altai points at the beleaguered archer in the corner before making a shoving motion along the far wall.
That's the "violent thrust" version of Telekinesis - I'm throwing the archer at the duskblade(?) in K1. The archer needs to make a DC 22 Will save or go flying. Attack roll 13+8=touch AC 21 - if I hit, both take damage, if not, the archer presumably splats into the wall at L2 leaving the arcane caster unhurt. Damage is 1d6 per 25 pounds of archer weight. Some sort of bowling pin effect in the corner would be amusing, but that'll be up to the DM. ;D
Altai then moves to D6.
She don't save; they take 20 h.p. in damage. I gave her 175 lbs. of weight; doubt she ways that much but....
“We should let them go,” opinions Beldan peering out from under the table. “They seem to think they’re the good guys – doesn’t seem right to kill them all. Besides, they’re girls.”
Altai Iscarni(Male Human Wizard 14 (Conjuration school))
It occurs to me that if I had any brains at all, I wold have thrown the archer into the corner and then hit the area with the Ice storm. Oh well...
"Maybe we should." Altai looks at the arcane spellcaster. "You seem smarter than the others. How about this - you guys take off, and we'll deliver the body of the Red Shroud to the temple of Wee Jas, fully intact in case you would wish to revive her."
"NO!" yells the cleric; "I'm not going without her body!....
we'll cede the day. I'll give up this fight."
She lays her mace on the bar.
"Yield...."
she hops up onto the bar; starts heading over to the body; looks at Stiggy, Elgan, Altai, and Oso who can aoo her at any time;...
anybody want to do anything?
Pretty much all of their side stop, though none of them drop weapons necessarily.
“We should let them go,” opinions Beldan peering out from under the table. “They seem to think they’re the good guys – doesn’t seem right to kill them all. Besides, they’re girls.”
"You mean WOMEN, ye daft tairt!" huffs the dwarven wrassler.
