Group two: We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master TheHairyAvenger


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Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"Oks" Slicy then turns to the old goblin and says " Youse havesz special Battleaxe for mese? "


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

As Nuggle receives the wand from Slicy, an evil looking grin crosses his face. He then turns to the smelly goblin and says, "Trade witchy-stick for Black Lotus."


Flygob takes the wand and begins chewing viciously on the tip after a moment she stops her gnawing "Deal." She takes the vial of Black lotus and hands it to Nuggle.

"Battleaxe?" She climbs nimbly into the cart and rummages through the things before pulling out a large surprisingly shiny axe. She jumps down of the cart and holds out the weapon, the sharpened curves were honed to a bright red sheen. "Me got this? What you give?"

Masterwork battle axe that is ;)


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

What bout Darts?!


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Nuggle takes the vile.

Stealth: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 25

And disappears into nowhere.

GM:
If at all possible, Nuggle would like to make his way towards the chief's hut.


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy's eyes light up in excitement and she says, "What wants for battleaxe?"


Flygob smiles slyly "Let me think." She twiddles the hair on her chin inbetween two large wrinkly fingers "Where you Goblins be going and what you be doin? If you take me with you and give me spoils and half the fireworks that you got then you can have presents from me sometimes." She turns to Darts "Would you want this." She holds up a vile of liquid "This make you agile like a cat."


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts snatched the potion out of her smelly hand and shoved four two paper candles,a Desnan candle,and a skyrocket into her arms,making her stagger back.

There. Switchies fireworks for potion-juice.

When he heard her request,he sneered until he resembled an angry lemon with earrings. Halfsies?! No! Youse get third of fireworks! And why you suddenly wantings going with wes, eh? Why should we takings Flygob?! If Flygob wantings coming with wes, she has two be doings three things!


Nuggle:
You make your way to the chiefs hut but the camp seems to look a lot emptier than the last time you were there. You enter the hut but see that it is empty. You notice several weapons missing from the walls also.

"Fine third then and 30 shiny gold that taste nice. Me wants to come with because it good...invest."


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

GM:
Nuggle runs back to the others.

From out of nowhere, Nuggle comes running from the direction on the village. "WE GO!! WE GO NOW!!" His mind racing back to when he was ran out of his village. "VILLAGE EMPTY!! CHIEF HUT EMPTY!! WEAPONS MISSING!! WE GO NOW. NOW, NOW, NOW!!!"


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy give her fireworks and now has a shiny new Masterwork Battleaxe.

Hammy steps up. [b] "Everyone go tunnel! It brin us Lost Coast Roads!!!!"[b]

He opens the tunnel and Slicy and he go in.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts nearly ran up the side of his willow tree home at Nuggle's screams. His ears shot up. He saw Slicy and Hammy flee back into his tree to the tunnel.

He hissed and turned back to Flygob.Deals. We go NOW.

He bolted back into his tree and into the tunnel like a weasel.


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Nuggle sees the others head for the tunnel, and follows suit.


Sorry about the delay :)

You travel through the tunnel with Flygob and Hammy, just in time it seems like because you swear you can hear the sound of Gobliny shouting back at the tree and through the din your sure you can make out the voice of Korg. You come out at lost coast roads among a clearing in a small group of trees and tall bushes. In the centre of the clearing sits another crazy looking Goblin you try to get a good look but suddenly a strange bird creature bursts from the trees.

Polly & Zooks:
You guys are up. You don't have to know each other I just thought it would be good to get you guys in quick :)


Polly had been sitting in her new home for only five minutes when the newcomers arrive. She spits out the dirt she was chewing on and rolls backwards while the black cat next to her finally spits out its own tail and hisses at them.

"Who you!? Bah, no matter..." Then, eyes closing into devilish, green slits as she realizes something she hadn't yet noticed, "Why yellow!? This MY home. I found: my ground!"

"Who you run from?"


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts came pelting out of the rather small exit of the underground tunnel,which was cleverly hidden in a prickly bush that scratched at his clothes and earrings as he squirmed past Hammy and Slicy,the yellow goblin practically bursting out if it in a spray of leaves.

He saw a goblin sitting in the middle of the clearing with a mangy ragged black cat gnawing on its tail beside it. It spit out clumpy bits of dirt and squinted bright green eyes set in its dirty,odd-tinted greenish brown face. When he took in the particularly large head and large eyes,he had trouble identifying its gender.

Hearing the high,squeaky rasp,he figured it was female. He skidded to a halt,bare feet digging gouges into the dirt and dropped to a wary crouch.His hands hovered near his dogslicer.

Darts yellow coz he shine like the sun! Burn eyes out of head!he responded to her comment.Whose youse? You with Licktoad and Rendwattle Fatwad?!

Then he whirled about in alarm when the biggest Turkey he had ever seen came charging out of trees,its beak and crest on its head forming a jagged shape like an axe. He reached for the vial of alchemists fire tucked in the single pocket of his vest.

Axe-faced Turkey!?


"Fatwad?" Polly stops for a minute, choking on her next sentence, and then starts giggling uncontrollably. "Teeeeeheeeeheeeee, Fatwad... no, me no with Fatwad. Me with Scratchy!" she says, pointing at where she thought the cat was, but he was now behind her, curious and peering at the others from under one of her arms.

"Me Polly. That..." she begins, suddenly cut off by the arrival of the strange bird creature, "...is Axe-faced Turkey!"


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Nuggle was about to get out of the tunnel when he heard the voice of an unfamiliar goblin. So he stayed in the hole and listened.


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Hammy and Slicy emerge from the tunnel first and she says "Me no know you, what tribe be you?"

Hammy looks at the witch and scratches his chin to see if he remembers her or her tribe Knowledge Local 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

Just rp you know him or give your bg in a spoiler


"Me no have tribe. Me had tribe many moons ago, but they no likey me after I put many mean goblins to sleep and bled their throats," Polly giggles. "Scratchy made me do it," she turns and glares at the mangy cat.

Her gaze locks with the cat and she cocks one ear. "Yes you did!" she insists, "You did you did you did."

Background:
Polly has been wandering the woods in these parts tormenting small animals and occupying herself by being an eccentric witch after she was forced to flee her tribe. She seems to enjoy being alone, but will always at least entertain a brief conversation with whoever she meets. She blames most of her actions on Scratchy the cat and will often have entire conversations with him in front of whoever is watching.


Male Goblin Druid 2 (HP 16 | AC 19 | T 15 | FF 15 | CMD 14 | F +3 | R +4 | W +7 | Init +4 | Per +7)

Thee large, long-necked bird bursts into the clearing, flapping its wings and squawking loudly, followed by a wild looking and rather dirty goblin gasping for breath. "Hatchit!! Come back!" The goblin is dressed in animal skins, with swirly blue paint on his arms. He grabs the creature's trailing vine harness and tries to stop him, but only after being dragged around the clearing for a couple of circuits by the loudly squawking bird. Finally he manages to get him under control. "Bad Hatchit! Not run away from Zooks!"

Zooks stops to look at the strangers. Seeing the yellow goblin readying something to throw, he interposes himself and shouts, "No!!! Not hurt Hatchit!!! Not eat Hatchit!!! He not turkey. Not good to eat anyway!" The large bird seems to sense the goblin's mood and promptly sits down beside Zooks and allows Zooks to pet him on the head. "See. Nice birdy!"


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Slowly, Nuggle climbs out of the tunnel and sticks to the foliage.

Stealth: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 35

The pale goblin sits in a hiding place and watches.


Male Goblin Druid 2 (HP 16 | AC 19 | T 15 | FF 15 | CMD 14 | F +3 | R +4 | W +7 | Init +4 | Per +7)

Background:
Zooks is from another village. (Not sure if that would make him a different tribe.) He was kicked out when his pet bird that he raised got big enough to be a nuisance, and he has been living in the forest since then.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts stopped himself and scowled at the new arrival.Stupid gob and stupid axe-face Turkey! Darts almost Burns you to charcoals! Never running out at peoples--gettings youse killed!

He tucked the potion away into his vest and stood as tall as his height of 2'8" would allow,crossing his arms. What youse wantings? Whose youse? Darts Torchfist be me.


Male Goblin Druid 2 (HP 16 | AC 19 | T 15 | FF 15 | CMD 14 | F +3 | R +4 | W +7 | Init +4 | Per +7)

Zooks looks around at the other goblins, slightly confused. He hadn't talked to many people since leaving his village. "Me Zooks. This one Hatchit. Hatchit my friend." Zooks takes in the strange assortment of well-armed and equipped goblins. "What you be doing?"


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts eyed him in a squint.Adventurin'!


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

mese slicy, we go longshank town you come or no.

Hammy remembers witch in the old days.


"Me lovies town! Lots funny people and things to do!" Polly picks up a stick and throws it for Scratchy to fetch, who ignores it and pounces instead on a beetle as it crawls past her foot. "Scratchy likes town too. We come with youse?" She asks, hoping for approval.


Male Goblin Druid 2 (HP 16 | AC 19 | T 15 | FF 15 | CMD 14 | F +3 | R +4 | W +7 | Init +4 | Per +7)

Zooks doesn't even stop to consider. "Adventure? OK!"


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Nuggle steps out from his hiding place and introduces himself. "Me Nuggle. Come from below. Move now, before Fatwad find tunnel."


Polly squeaks as Nuggle appears, "Eep! Sneaky sneak friend, eh?" She asks, wagging a crooked finger back and forth at her new friends. "Ok, let's go now because Fattywadman is coming." She stands up and Scratchy, meowing, clambers up to rest on her shoulder.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts glanced over at Nuggle,grabbing a skyrocket and several Desnan candles. We trappings tunnel. They follow,they fry.


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Slicy drops some caltrops at the entrance of the tunnel and says We go Longshanks, now, HAHAHAHA!!!


You can the thump and slap of Goblin feet coming from the Tunnel and can feel the ground tremble slightly along with curses echoing from exit.

Slicy drops the Caltrops and Darts sets up the fireworks for a little surprise.

Quickly the newly formed group makes there way out of the small forest and onto Lost Coast Road. You stand atop a small hill and are able to see the mouth of the tunnel explode in a sparkly shower of rainbow. Screams and squeals burst from the hole, you get the feeling they won't be following you to soon.

You are now on Lost Coast Road. I will put a map up of the Hinterlands around Sandpoint later. Where do you want to go next ;)


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

We could go to Magnimar or Sandpoint. I think the former would be more conducive for goblin adventuring.


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

After seeing the display, Nuggle, with a huge grin on his face, says, "They no follow now. But soon will. Where we go now?"


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

We go Sandpoint. It closest.We get cookies and clothing. We adventurers now so we dress like them. He plucked at his well maintained rags.Then we go to big city!


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

"We go Sandpoint nows!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!"

Slicy and Hammy start marching towards the little town.

On the way, "Darts, what cookies?"


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts starts to drool.Cookies like crunchy,gooey,DELICIOUS bread with candy in it! Almost as good as cakes and pies! We go to bread-makers called bakery.We steal or buy. Buy if we want fresh...gots to wear disguises. Look like halflings or gnome.

He cast a dissaproving eye back at his...noticeably fragrant and grubby companions.We must bathe. Wash arses and hair. Humies notice things like that. Woof-woofs,too.And we get shoes and cloaked. Hide faces.

He picked at his teeth thoughtfully.Which ones of youse talks Humie? Darts cans.

He left out the part being able to read and write. Who knows what'd they try to do to him if they knew.


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

"Nuggle not know Humie, but know Gnome." the pale goblin replied.


Male Goblin Druid 2 (HP 16 | AC 19 | T 15 | FF 15 | CMD 14 | F +3 | R +4 | W +7 | Init +4 | Per +7)

Zooks is watching Hatchit dig in the dirt for grubs and trying to help, but he looks up. "Zooks speak Humie. I met Longshanks druid in the forest, and he teach me Humie and Secret Druid Talking that nobody knows about. Oops. There is no Secret Druid Talking, just legend."


The small group walks along the road, the Goblin screams that once pierced the air grow quiet. A small breeze blows from the direction of the marsh bringing with it the damp, earthy smell of a swamp.

You pass upon the road without much incident, the way been empty of any other travellers. To the north east you see farm land that stretches away to the rushing waters of a river and behind that the craggy surface of the mountains.

Several hours later you pass the mountain and in the distance you see Sandpoint, smoke plumes from inside the walls and rises high above the city...


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Uh-ohs.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

For some reason the yellow goblin could not fathom he started running pell-mell towards the town of Sandpoint and the rising smoke. He knew instinctively that where there was smoke,there was fire,and where there was fire there was usually other goblins that started it in the first place.

Or worse.

Yet despite this knowledge,Darts knew he should hide or turn someplace else. But still the yellow goblin ran on. What he knew to be even more trouble...


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

"Uh-ohs? What uh-ohs?" Nuggle says as he ran after Darts and his eyes dart around every which way.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20


"Yellow gobbie crazy," Polly says, shaking her head and sighing at the sight of Darts running. "Okay, we come!" she says suddenly, sprinting after him with Scratchy hot at her heels. "Me ready for new dressy in Humie town!"


Seeing the others run, Zooks hops onto Hatchit and follows after them.

Wanted to show off my Axe Beak avatar.


Nuggle:
You can hear the unmistakable sound of fighting from inside the city

As you draw closer the smell of fire and smoke clings to the air almost overpowering you. The gates are already open as you approach and standing in the gateway on top of what was several Human guards is a Bugbear. As he spots you he rubs a large scabby hand across the grey fur that is matted on the top of it's thick skull, piercing black eyes stare at each one of you in turn before he crawls down from the small pile, making sure to grab a finger as he shambles over. He stands to his full height of 7 feet and chews on the finger, spitting the nail out his mouth as he talks "Join party huh? What that thing?" He points to the strange axe beaked bird.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts skidded to a halt,eyes going wide as he recognized that the figure was a bugbear-- one of the largest types of goblinoids there was. And one of the most vile.

They fed on fear like others breathed air. They didn't kill for the sake of killing-- they killed simply to sow terror. Judging by the pile of bodies behind him,he had been throughly enjoying himself

Darts shuddered.

Whatever was happening in Sandpoint was very VERY bad.

Goat watch over me...

Hiyas. W-what going ons?


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Hearing the sounds of battle, Nuggle viers off to the right of the path....

Stealth: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22

and seems to vanish completely.

GM:
Nuggle sneaks around and "Hides behind the mound, of dead guards." while listening to the conversation. Stealth: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (10) + 17 = 27 Please tell me you got that joke?"

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