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Group two: We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master TheHairyAvenger


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Male Human

Hello group two, check in here so I know you still want to play :)

I have a couple of things to mention before we start. You are Goblins so argue and Bicker as much as you like just no killing each other ;) I am still learning the full ropes of GMing so if I ever make any mistakes or anyone is unhappy with the way we are playing please just say and we can get it sorted out.

Most importantly have fun :D

I will get the gameplay up as soon as I have a chance but it may not be till a little later today.


Hungarian Paladin of Light 2/ Bard of Serious Business 4/ Grand Master 3/ Judge 1

present and willing

sorry that I posted in the wrong place earlier, didn't realize it was something else, also I have no clue what Beginner Box or PFBB supposed to mean

edit: just noticed you ended the other game where I applied to earlier, too bad about it, hope these many goblin games won't stress/tire you out


Male Human

Thats my hope aswell but I am thinking that as they will all be fairly similar a lot of copy and pasting will be in order ;)

And no problem about that, Beginner Box is basically that. Simpler rules.

Once everyone has characters finished up we can start :D


Male Human

Got the Gameplay set up so post when you feel ready :D

Can I just ask that you post something like this in the class/levels part of your alias, it makes things so much easier.

HP x | AC x | T x | FF x | CMD x | F x | R x | W x | Init x | Per x

With x's replaced by there values. You can still keep the class in just put this next to it.


Hungarian Paladin of Light 2/ Bard of Serious Business 4/ Grand Master 3/ Judge 1

I read up on the other 3 chars in my group to see which of the three planned barbarian variants will fit the most without getting two similar concepts, then I finish up a proper alias/sheet


Male Human

No problem there is no rush I just set up the gameplay for when people are ready to play.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Darts play games


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

I am ready to rock


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Let's see if it works


Hungarian Paladin of Light 2/ Bard of Serious Business 4/ Grand Master 3/ Judge 1

please put some basic info about your chars (like class and archetypes) in your alias page, it will help me to decide upon what archetype variant I will pick for Korg (2 of you don't have anything in the alias)


Hungarian Paladin of Light 2/ Bard of Serious Business 4/ Grand Master 3/ Judge 1

What is the social status between males and females among goblins? how do they accept fighters, and how do they mate/get a partner? Do they bang each other in head then later in a tent/cave?

I can't find culture stuff on the net about the Pathfinder goblins


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

None of the races have mating rituals in them.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Goblins of Golarion says females usually have slightly smaller heads and larger eyes and are most likely to have hair than males.Males can grow hair its just rare.Warts and being fat is a sign of beauty--if a female is skinny and scrawny she may as well be horrendously ugly.

Goblins get lonely but often go for ridiculous lengths to get a mate even though they'd rather be pulling the wings off butterflies and setting things aflame than actively romantic.Mating is usually open relationships but some may stay loyal to one individual out of fear and convenience because another goblin wouldn't hurt their mate--in theory.

For example Darts got himself captured by Vorka who was going to eat him but as Darts is a particularly handsome goblin who carriers himself proudly she was overcome with lust and took him as her mate.I won't eat you if you have 'rantum-scantum' with me and guard our home while I'm out,kinda deal.Darts regretted this after he found out exactly how terrible having a cannibalizing witch for a lover is.

And the fact he is seemingly irresistible to other females and some males of the Licktoad tribe as he has had to fend off the attention of Chief Gutwad's obese sluttish daughter and any other gob that's tried to seduce/rape him.

On a darker more perverse note,whenever goblins get the urge,they use whatever's handy they can get their grubby mitts on.Another goblin,an unfortunate humanoid especially halfings and gnomes,a chicken, even a goblin dog, as I have seen a goblin mutant called a goblintaur that is a goblin crossed with a goblin dog and its just as wretched as it sounds.


Continuing where I left off,particularly dangerous goblins are considered the best choices as they would be the ideal guardian.Help each other scavenge food or protect loot on the understanding that when necessary the role of guardian can be reversed so the other can be allowed to raid,play,and act irresponsible.

Hopeful goblins take great pains to look impressive or alluring but often go overboard and loom like fools to be laughed at.Covering themselves in outlandish dyes,wearing garish ridiculous outfits,adorned with awkward trinkets like a necklace of horseshoes.Or using goblin Cologne or perfume--always attention grabbing and unpleasant to non-gobs.Common scents are that of rotting fish,to inspire hunger,charcoal to make some connection to the fire they adore, or more noxious scents to overcome the distinct smell of goblin.

Goblins have 1-2 children at a time,pregnancy lasts a mere 5 months,and they reach maturity in 5 years.10 years is considered old,but its possible to live beyond 20 barring accidents and their own stupidity.Gob babies are pretty self sufficient with a full set of teeth and comically oversized heads they have to grow into.They are shoved into hutch-like cages and left unsupervised and unnamed until they survive adulthood.In lean times,it isn't uncommon for the adults to eat the young.

Darts plans to take any child he has with him and raise to be good,outside of a cage.Most likely on a leash.He had chewed his way out of his own cage when he was only 3.He is currently 5 1/2.


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Hungarian Paladin of Light 2/ Bard of Serious Business 4/ Grand Master 3/ Judge 1

I think I just began to like Darts better, you get a cookie too =)

So, I guess just as with humans/elves/etc in Pathfinder, there is no issues with males/females in certain positions of society, right?


I like Golarion in the fact its more or less gender equality platinum.only Orcs and gnolls oppress their woman.turns out jungle giants are Amazons.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6
e-terah earthenchild wrote:
I like Golarion in the fact its more or less gender equality platinum.only Orcs and gnolls oppress their woman.turns out jungle giants are Amazons.

I don't like to hinder players but often these flavor pieces make the campaigns more interesting, as in how can a woman in an usual setting be accepted as a new ruler, as a warrior, or just as a free spirited rogue?

Add to it prejudices for things like arcane, and mix em up for more fun.

On the other hand it is also great fun to roleplay an adventure similar to the story of Loren the Amazon Princess in lands where roles are reversed if there is a girl player/character who can act as the princess.

...ah yes, and alias made, writing the actual data up now :)


Also,Darts has the high scratchy nasal voice of Vermont/Impmon. ^_^


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Sneak up on a foe in the dead of night;if he can't see you,he can't fight.Then Darts introduce him to his new knife!


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

hm, what is the goblin aging?

and I never played smallfolk in Pathfinder before, do goblins get additional benefits to Stealth and such other than these?

Quote:

Goblin Characters

Goblins are defined by their class levels—they do not possess racial Hit Dice. All goblins have the following racial traits.

–2 Strength, +4 Dexterity, –2 Charisma: Goblins are fast, but weak and unpleasant to be around.

Small: Goblins are Small creatures and gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.

Fast: Goblins are fast for their size, and have a base speed of 30 feet.

Darkvision: Goblins can see in the dark up to 60 feet.

Skilled: +4 racial bonus on Ride and Stealth checks.

Languages: Goblins begin play speaking Goblin. Goblins with high Intelligence scores can choose any of these bonus languages: Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Gnoll, Gnome, Halfling, Orc.

also, what do these mean?

T x | FF x | CMD x | F x | R x | W x


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Touch, Flat Footed, CMD(you don't know you must be pulling my leg), Fortitude, Reflex, Will.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

I am Hungarian, I think I am less than a month registered here, and am more used to 3.5
So no, I don't pull your leg. I am still in the progress of getting the system known, and to understand what CMD, XYZ, YMCA and other crazy stuff means

:p


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

hm, the online sheet gave me a CMD of 12 but no clue why, and I see its 4 points different of yours


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Good point, my CMD should be 17. CMD is you base attack bonus plus your strength mod plus your dex mod.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6
Slicy 9Toe wrote:
Good point, my CMD should be 17. CMD is you base attack bonus plus your strength mod plus your dex mod.

uh, shouldn't that result in much lower than 10 then? o.O


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

+10.If you look at a pathfinder character sheet under CMD, it has the artithmetic right there. CMD= ,BAB + STR mod, + DEX mod + Size Mod. Hero lab is starting to tick me off. This is the second time I have seen a mistake.


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

It is correct at 16. Because goblins get a -1 to their cms... cool my sheet is fine.


Male Human

I will give Nuggle a little while longer to check in but if he is not here by then would you like me to find another candidate?

I have only had a quick look through character sheets sorry for not spotting mistakes :P


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

Sorry, been busy. Checking in now.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

Slicy: I won't say anything else in the gameplay thread anymore, I don't want it to ruin the game, if you have a problem PM me or the GM. Let's keep the main thread clean.


Male Human

Ok guys I have read through everything that has been said PM's included and I think that this has just spiralled a little bit. I will not be taking anybodies side in this all I hope is that you can both apologise to one another and continue on with the game. I would hate to think that this could ruin it.

We are playing Goblin's so it is fair enough to be a bit out there and creepy. However they are just the characters the real people are humans so if one person gets offended then that should be respected. Conversely other peoples way of playing should also be respected.

I have not took anyone's side in this I would just hope that when you awaken from your slumber that you can both forgive each other, forget about the whole argument and move on.

I will also say that I am sorry if I offended anyone with my earlier posts of 'Nug Nug'.

If there are any further problems please don't argue PM me first and I will try to help resolve it.

I think a group hug is now in order :D


Male Goblin Rogue 2 (HP 18 | AC 17 | T 15 | FF 13 | CMD 15 | F 0 | R +7 | W 0 | Init +4 | Per +5)

*hug*


* huggles *


...crap. i used 20 point buy wrong. i have three more points i forgot to spend. can i fix that before we get to adventuring?


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

Well, I hope there won't be further issues, but as the GM didn't say I was wrong to play my own character as I did I will continue as before. I hope everyone will have a fun, uncensored game, without criticism on how one plays their own character. /hug


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

o, um yeah... Korg is not a rogue, seems like a lot (all?) the dares are made mainly for a class having dex skills

1d20 - 3 ⇒ (2) - 3 = -1
1d20 - 3 ⇒ (17) - 3 = 14
1d20 - 3 ⇒ (11) - 3 = 8
1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 0

just ran a test to be sure, this would have been my results for escape artist, so yeah, I kinda would have died in there I guess, I hate auto-dices, in RL my rolls are usually 14-20, on the forum they seems rare to be above 10 :(

Thankfully my char is lazy and happy with just sitting around unpestered otherwise I would have problems if I would need to do these no matter what


How big is Korg? He seems bigger than usual,like under 4 ft big,could probably match a dwarf. He'd probably squish Nord or couldn't fit in the Earbiter


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

I asked before, but got no answer, I have no idea on age categories or the sizes of goblins, so i left that out of the char sheet for now

but as per RP, he is as large as a goblin can be, if for RP flavor it would be allowed, even larger


I dunno.I make stuff up.if the official description has them barely 3 ft tall, and favorite evenly matched tormentors of halfings and gnomes,I use the same sizes.hobgoblins are between 5-4 feet.

Although I have something called dread codex goblins with several awesome sub-type goblins.Korg seems to be close to a Mountain/ Rock goblin--big,tough goblins that could mangle a dwarf one on one or take on an orc alone.

There was Dread Goblins,REALLY terrible goblins that exclusively eat dead and Undead to the point of digging up graves who fed on necrotic energy and looked like skeletal gremlins.Sewer. goblins,who...ate sewage and looked like that Gremlin with the Mohawk after he got hit by sunlight while submerged in water.Gross and icky but STILL not as bad as Abyssal Goblins,demonic mutated goblins with hideous deformities like vestigial heads.Snow / Arctic goblins with blue skin and white fur.Arboreal or monkey goblins that look like scrawny thin hairless spider monkeys without tails. River/water goblins that...look the least goblin like.Imagine a Vaporeon from Pokemon crossed with s goblin.

Then there are nomadic merchant Desert Goblins who are usually Nuetral instead of Neural Evil and who honestly look like Piccolo from DBZ shrunk up.
Urban goblin.Trash goblin looked like hobos who war over junkpiles and trash heaps. Brown House Goblins who are fat and will eat ANYTHING like paper,wood,and shoes.

Also goblins can probably breed with anything but come out mostly goblin. Goblintaur is a goblin-dog crossed with a goblin.

So many options!


Male Human

Ok seems like we couldn't move on from what happened the other day.

The reason that I remained Neutral was because neither one of you was completely wrong or completely right, thus neutrality. Looking at this from an outside perspective it is very easy to see that this has turned into a silly argument over something very minor and that everything has been blown way out of proportion.

I was hoping that this could be reasonably solved like adults but from the PM's that Korg has been sending I see the issue is not resolved. So I am going to simply say to you be a bit more sensitive in your posting, I know that we are Goblins but obviously the issue of prostitution was offensive to Slicy. I also don't believe that she meant to limit your character in any way.

So some more sensitivity in posting is appreciated.

I also believe that I may have confused the issue somewhat and for that I am really sorry. All I can hope is that this doesn't destroy the game. If any of you have any issues with the way I run the game or my ruling here please bring them up.

Can we move on?


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Im good.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

From what PM's I have been sending? I remember that in my last ones I said it is okay with me to end discussing the issue. I don't even remember sending you any further ones.


Female Goblin Fighter 2(HP 19 | AC 22 | T 15| FF 17 | CMD 18 | F +5| R +3 | W 0 | Init +3 | Per 0)

Must be a time delay. I sent him a copy of the one I woke up to this morning. And, I was at work for the rest of the day and afterwards,I just got home from a paper and pencil session with my buddies and I couldnt preempt it.

As far as I am concerned its cool. We living on the European continent have a little time lapse. :)


Male Human

On that note I am in the UK where is everyone else from :D

Oh and Korg I am pretty sure that age wise I swear I found something somewhere that Goblins do not live that long maybe till they are like 15-20. But I can't seem to find it anywhere so I may have just made it up in my head ;) To be honest height and age wise I don't really mind what the values are (As long as you aren't like elf height :P) I would allow you to become Medium size for RP purposes if you would like that.

Darts that Codex seems really cool actually. I think that you are the go to person for Goblin info now then :D


Yay :) Goblins of Golarion and Dread Codex goodness.. I truly hope Darts survives this adventure to go on some of his own--and have kids...responsibly.


Male Goblin Rogue Lvl 2 HP 18| AC 17| T 15| FF 13| CMD 12 | F +2| R +7| W +1 | Init +4| Per +5

Codex cover

Desert gob
To k goblin,for Korg
Goblin female with unusually high charisma

Sewer goblin
trash goblin
For Nuggle.


Male Goblin Titan Mauler HP 14 | AC 17 | T 13| FF 16 | CMD 12 | F 4| R 1 | W -1| Init 3 | Per 6

hm, as it seems I was at fault I wish to know the exact line at what is allowed or not, considering that its fine to have NPC-s run around but not a PC, can I assume crazy/rude/et cetera stuff is allowed as long its done to NPC's?

As for height, nah, its all right to stay small sized, but in that category I wish to be the largest possible. If I would become medium my concept with Titan Mauler would get messed up. :)

Darts, are those goblins still small sized? I don't mind picking a subrace that fits better.

As for where I am from, I am Hungarian, so usually from Hungary, unless I am on business trips, or am suffering from jet lag and am awake at about the same time US or Japanese people are.


Yep.Small size.


I guess no rape or prostitution but everything else is cool with me. If there is anything you think might be to sensitive maybe put it in a spoiler?


So I can't mention Darts' less than willing...mating with the cannibal witch.An why he ran off into the swamp to get away from her?

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