Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!
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Game Master
Dave Young 992
Most adventurers consider goblins to be nothing more than little pests. These goblins are different. They're big pests!
Female Goblin
"RETA WILL FIND." She tells the others as she proceeds to look for the possible secret entrance.
Perception: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28
King of Goblins *MAP*
Reta sees that the same path ends at what appears to be just the cliff face.
Female Goblin
"LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO JUMP OFF CLIFF. RETA NOT FIND ANY ENTRANCE." She shrugs.
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"S+%+ duck entrance here no jumps off no rocks."
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag follows the tracks to where they seem to end, then starts studying the area more carefully.
Perception (Take 20): 20 + 14 = 34
King of Goblins *MAP*
It stops at the bottom of the cliff face, only a few yards from the old mill, yet no door is apparent. It's as if people just walked into solid rock, looking at it. Perhaps there is something more going on here.
Ninja 8
Joboo searched the area with his fellow gobbos but was just as stumped at the cliff face as they were.
Perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Maybes needs magics. Whos gots magics?
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag finds a rock and throws it at the face where the prints just end. "Couldses be." He then casts detect magic.
King of Goblins *MAP*
Illusion. The rock goes through the cliff face, then clangs loudly against thick metal.
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"Stoopids putses doorses here....sneaky sneaky."
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag says, "Finded it!" and disbelieves (which should be automatic, since the rock-thing worked...)
King of Goblins *MAP*
Velag sees that a simple illusion covers a set of double brass doors set a few feet into the side of the cliff. There is a keyhole on one of the doors.
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"Seem stoopid tha everyone knows doorses here and makes magics tah hideses."
King of Goblins *MAP*
It won't fool people looking for it, just casual observers. I'm told she's got plenty of magic. This is an old complex, supposedly with lots of traps. Be careful, goblins. You'll get the rest upon your successful return.
Myra hands you 2 large diamond pendant earrings.
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag takes the earrings, handing one to Bucko. He says to Myra, "Get others ready for when we have swords."
He then turns to the group and says (in Goblin), "We just hold these... we figure out split between non-dead gobbies later... but not give nothing to non-helpfuls."
He then points, and continues in Goblin, "There door. There keyhole. We go find group of gobbies to find and trigger trapses for us? Also, without Tark, not sure how to open door."
Ninja 8
Joboo didnt like the idea of not getting his cut now. He figured he'd let them fumble with the door for a spell and see how usefull they were first.
You wants to get mores gobbos to split with?
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag snickers, "No. Them just find traps for usses. We leaves them where they findses the traps."
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"We knockses on door an demandses them surrenderses to new master goblinses!"
If not
King of Goblins *MAP*
Well, looks like you have no hope of getting the doors open. Back to the ship, I guess. Myra will want her stuff back.
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"We waitses fer stopid human wit key an jumps out an takeses key."
Ninja 8
Joboo shook his head and chuckled.
Magics no opens doors, huh? Mesa try.
He strolled over to the door and gave it the once over looking for traps.
Perception: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Finding none he pulled out his little wire picking set and set about unlocking the door.
Disable Device: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (13) + 18 = 31
King of Goblins *MAP*
Joboo doesn't take long to cause the heavy internal lock to click, then the doors make a loud thunk. Together, they cover 10x10'.
Joboo can just turn the latches, and either door will open.
Ninja 8
Joboo turns the latch and opens the door enough for the small goblins to fit through and slips inside.
King of Goblins *MAP*
There is a landing, then some human-sized stairs down. You can place yourselves anywhere, but the blue stuff is fresh-looking water in a slightly raised pool. There is a magical torch esconced by a door at the far end, illuminating the room.
MAP
Ninja 8
map looks like a boat. Is that correct?
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"What scribbly on doorses say Velag?"
Female Goblin
Reta lowers her voice to a whisper, "OKAY, NOW WE HERE. NOW WHERE LONGSHANK SLICERS? RETA GOT HER OWN SLICERS, BUT RETA NEED NEW SLICERS 'CAUSE RETA'S SLICERS DON'T WORK WELL. BUT RETA NOT MEAN LONGSHANK SLICERS, THEY TOO BIG AND STOOPID... LIKE LONGSHANKS." She covers her mouth in an attempt to muffle her giggling at her funny. "RETA NEED NEW GOBLIN SLICERS, 'CAUSE THEY BETTER." She pulls both weapons out, arming herself. Continuing with her whispering, "OKAY, NOW RETA READY FOR STOOPID WHO HAS SWORDS."
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
"We sneaky in, not charges?.....Bucko miss Tark."
"Tark gets parties goings."
Bucko checks the heights of the ceiling......
King of Goblins *MAP*
15'. Who wants to go in? Place yourselves where you want, make checks, etc.
Ninja 8
Joboo scampers downt he stairs and slides into the shadows to the left.
Stealth: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (6) + 34 = 40
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag looks at the symbol with his head cocked...
Knowledge (Arcana): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18
Then he shrugs, "It look familiar, but not sure. Me musta eat that book long time 'go."
Velag chuckles at Bucko, "We always sneaked in, found stuff, then told Tark him missing fun and let him run in and kill stuff.... It was good plan.."
He sighs and says, "Me and Stinky can go looks ahead.... Him *say* him sneaksie..."
Stealth: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (16) + 27 = 43
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Stealth 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28
"Bucko goeses half way sown-stairs letses youses findses trouble."
King of Goblins *MAP*
Bucko sees nothing unusual.
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag creeps forward and looks for dangerous stuff...
Perception: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30
Female Goblin
"RETA GO LOOK TOO." She follows Joboo and Velag down the stairs and takes a look around while trying to be as silent as possible.
Perception: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36
Stealth: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag looks at the hole carefully, to see who may be watching him...
He concentrates and focuses his senses away from himself (casting sift) and toward the peephole, while pulling out a flask of alchemist's fire, just in case.
Perception (Sift): 1d20 + 14 - 5 ⇒ (14) + 14 - 5 = 23
King of Goblins *MAP*
Reta sees what Velag sees in the spoiler above her post.
MAP
Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 8
Velag whispers, "There peephole on wall there. Not see anyone seeing usses at moment. Must be door."
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
Bucko chugs a big drink and flies over his loin cloth flapping aside as he pisses in the pee hole Velag identified.....
King of Goblins *MAP*
It's pretty high. You'd have to fly up to it.
Ninja 8
Joboo snickered when Velag incorrectly guessed the use of the...hehehe itsa peep hole, notsa PEE hole, D'uh! Still he wanted to try to pee through the hole too...looksa like fun game tho. Who's next?
Female Goblin
Reta rolls her eyes, "STOP PEEING, STOOPIDS! IF 'LONGSHANK WHO HAS MANY SWORDS' SURPRISES US AND KILLS RETA, RETA KILL YOU TWO!" She threatens as she points her sword at one then the other, scowling the whole time.
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
Bucko flies above the hole stands on the wall and tries to pee in the hole.
King of Goblins *MAP*
Bucko spreads plenty of Christmas cheer, wishing you all a golden holiday season!
Suddenly, the door opens, where what appears to be a man stands and fires an arrow at the whizzing goblin. Bucko takes 6 damage from a very sharp arrow.
The man-thing shouts Ho ho!
Then, he steps north, out of view.
Reta
Velag
Bucko
Joboo
male Goblin Witch / 8 // Init +6/ HP 49/49 // AC: 22/T:20/FF:15 - Percep: +7// F +3/R +8/W +6 /CMB +0 - CMD 13/ Speed 30
Female Goblin
Reta giggles, "SEE WHAT HAPPENS, STOOPID! BUCKO NEARLY GOT SQUISHY PARTS DEAD!" She says as she moves toward the door.
Just rollin' with a move action this round.
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