GM Goblin King |
So, can we talk about this somewhere seriously, or are you just going to keep trashing the bar?
Myra seems to be losing patience.
Reta Bigbad |
Joboo wrinkled his nose and wondered just ...what these here daft gobbos is talking about?...
What?! Youses say me no sneaksies? Haha...hoho..hehe...youses so funnies gobbos.
As they make their way upstairs, "NO, JOBOO, HE SAY YOU STINK SO BAD, LONGSHANKS SMELL YOU BEFORE YOU SNEAKS UP ON THEM AND CUT THEM. THAT'S WHAT HE SAY, STOOPID." She pops him on the back of the head. "YOU JUST BE SNEAKY WITHOUT STINKY, OKAY? IF YOU GONNA BE STINKY, MAKE SURE YOU NOT SNEAKY, 'CAUSE SNEAKY WITH STINKY IS NOT GOOD BUT BE ONLY STINKY WHEN YOU NOT SNEAKY. STINKY AND SNEAKY IS LIKE CREAKY AND SNEAKY ONLY IT'S STINKY AND NOT CREAKY WHICH IS NO GOOD WHEN YOU BE SNEAKY. YOU SEE?" She rolls her eyes as if it's obvious.
Joboo |
Joboo cringed under the verbal assault with visions of his mamasan screaming like that and shaking her long broken finger at him. He half a mind to grab this gobbo gal and have his way with her...only ting gobbo gals is goody goody gumdrop for...but shena squishy nuff...must not cook eever...
iffne mesa want to be sneaksies den yous never ever gonna know! shadow cant even follow.
he checked to make sure it was still behind him and then stuck out his tongue while staring at her butt as he followed her up the stairs...no sirees...not squishy nuff...
GM Goblin King |
You are led to a private room you probably should have been put in, anyway.
Myra sits at a table, her troll guard too big to join you. He stands at her side. If you speak Common, you understand this:
a matter of utmost importance. All of you
possess abilities that could come in handy in
the task set for you, but before I go farther,
I must reiterate again that this matter
must be held in the strictest confidence.
“Just over a month ago, an item was stolen
from one of our vaults. The break-in was an
audacious one, and a vulgar display of magical
power—the vault’s guardians themselves, all
priests of no mean strength, were overcome
by enchantments that convinced them to open
the vault, allowing the thief to simply walk in
and take what she desired. By itself, that would
be enough to concern us. But there’s more.
“The item stolen was a powerful relic from
the ancient past known as the Sword of
Lust, one of a set of corrupt weapons known
collectively as the Seven Swords of Sin. While
by itself it might not pose an overwhelming
threat, after the break-in whispers began to
reach us of similar occurrences in private
collections, government armories, and so forth.
People are naturally reluctant to talk about
what has been taken, but it’s our belief that
the thief is foolish enough to try assembling
all seven swords. Through our investigations
and communion with our Lord, we’ve
managed to trace the twisting paths back
to a single woman, a powerful enchantress
named Tirana. She dwells somewhere here in
Kaer Maga, a corrupt den of thieves and
apostates.
“We aren’t certain what she plans, but
it’s easy enough to see that it bodes ill for
Varisia. If she were to succeed in actually
taking control of all the swords, the power
she would wield would be immense. Cities
could burn. Rivers could boil.
“That’s where you come in.”
GM Goblin King |
I'm not from around here. All I know is that Tyrana lairs somewhere in or near Kaer Maga. I figured goblins like yourselves could find out where better than I could. It's rumored that she's hired guardians and constructed a lot of nasty traps to keep folks away.
The sword is a human-sized longsword, very fancy, with a blade that flames. It has other properties, too, in the right hands. If she were to get all the swords together, that would spell disaster for everyone- goblins included. If you manage to get it from her, meet me here, and you'll get your reward.
Velag Wordeater |
Velag squints and glares at the woman, first sizing her up before she begins, trying to get a sense of whether she's actually looking for help or just wants a cat's paw... Sense Motive: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16 ...and asks the Grey Master to tell him about her...
Discern alignment -> looking for (in order) Good, Evil, Chaos, Law
He then opens his mind to the Grey Master's voice as she speaks, almost chuckling as he does, Stoopit human should know better than try to lie to one filled with the tricksieness of the godses...
(Discern lies...)
While his power is still active, Velag looks up at the woman and says, "Swords so powerful, why them hidden? And why you wantses it? You use them better than Tirana-girl? You have others or knowses where them is?"
GM Goblin King |
She may have other swords, but that's just conjecture. They were kept separate just so they couldn't be used together to summon their former owners' powers. If she gets them all, she would wield enough power to enslave all of us. Others have tried to brave the depths of this place, but none have returned.
Joboo |
Joboo wasnt worried about getting into this so called lair but he was having trouble figuring out what someone would do with seven swords.
Uh...shesa has seven armses? How use so many swords unless has lots of armses?
Joboo |
Joboo frowned and spit a particularly oysterly looking wad to the floor. He also held his hands over his ears as Reta let loose her tirade. It seems no matter what tribe they hail from...gobbo gals alway need be heard by e'erybody...
Reward be fair? What mean fair? Yousa say go wheres no one can goes and steals what e'erybodys is scared to steals for fair? Nose way! Wesa wants mucho mucho mula!
Velag Wordeater |
Velag looks at Reta and then blinks and laughs. "This help Reta, so knows why she yelling." and casts Comprehend Languages on her.
He then turns to Bucko and adds (in Common), "And we gets everything that not the sword, too."
GM Goblin King |
Myra agrees to your terms, with the stipulation that if any of the other swords are there, you'll return them, also. Too big for you to use, and not easy to sell, anyway.
She'll meet you in the morning with 1/2 the money, at the old waterwheel near the dungeons at the bottom of the cliff wall.
Reta Bigbad |
Unsure of what Velag did to her, she shrugs it off seeing how she's not full of open, bleeding wounds. Her eyes then narrow as she finds it strange that she can understand the woman's language. She turns her head toward Velag keeping her eyes narrowed, unsure of what he did. As she's just about to say something about it, she remembers she is still absent of open, bleeding wounds and let's it go. "OKAY, LONGSHANK WOMAN. YOU GIVE US HALF TOMORROW, WE FIND SWORDS AND YOU GIVE US HALF AGAIN AND THEN WE FIND SWORDS AND GET HALF AGAIN. OH WAIT... RETA THINK SHE MAY HAVE TOO MANY HALFS." She scratches her head, confused. Not a moment later her eyes narrow again at the woman. "DON'T TRY AND TRICK US BY TAKING OUR HALFS FROM US, LONGSHANK! WE BE GOBLINS!" She states firmly.
GM Goblin King |
Myra looks at Reta, looking a bit surprised. A female goblin? In a party such as this? A rare thing, indeed.
She speaks directly to Reta. You understand me, little goblin lady, but I don't understand you. I don't speak goblin. It's the magic your friend cast on you. Please, stop yelling.
She then looks at Joboo. I've seen you before. That's why you're here.
Myra then addresses you all. Meet me at the waterwheel just after sunrise. I will give you 2 diamonds, worth half our agreement, or I am a liar.
Any and all of the seven swords go to me. You can have anything you gain along the way. We've no interest in that.
Cross me, and you won't leave this city alive.
I believe her.
Joboo |
Joboo squinted his already beady eyes until they were almost shut and tried to swell his brain into thinking of whether or not he had seen this woman before. He didnt like the idea of someone seeing him when the reverse wasnt also true...mesas slippin...like greasy turtle turd down river bank...hehehe...
GM Goblin King |
Goblins have a unique sense of imagery.
Are we on board for a little dungeon crawl?
GM Goblin King |
Very well. Meet us there tomorrow, and you can seek the entrance.
She declines to shake Joboo's nasty hand, and they leave. You guys can go back to where the Cap'n is staying. He won't mind waiting a day or 2 for you. Reta could use some hit points.
Bucko Rackingclaw |
Stats (I think)
"Bucko finishes brew troll stypticses fer eacheses ones, an then makeses oil of snoot slickiness so not be grabbed an nabbeded!"
GM Goblin King |
So, you rest at the apt., Bucko makes his potions, and Reta heals 8 pts. naturally. Anything else?
Reta Bigbad |
"RETA NO LIKE MUD! RETA LIKE LOOKING PRETTY! JUST FIX RETA, STOOPID!" She scowls.
"AND WE NOT EAT FROGS, JOBOO! FROGS IS FOR CHASE GAMES, NOT EAT GAMES. HERE," she pulls out a half drunk bottle of perfume, "LET RETA MAKE YOU SMELL NICER." She pours a couple drops of the rotten perfume on Joboo, and then takes a small drink of it. "CAN'T WASTE ALL ON YOU, STINKY, RETA NEED SOME TO DRINK LATER." She puts it back up and spends time thinking about what she's going to spend her portion of the gold on.
Joboo |
Joboo shivers a bit when the perfume starts tingling strangely in his scalp...like times when mesa had lice...hehehe...lices makes head tingle... he rubbed his hand and then smelled it.
Ew! Nowsers Joboo smell like flowers! Yuck!!!
He glared at Reta and then eyed her with suspicion.
Whatcha, whatcha mean youses dont eats frogs? Frogs so yummy yummy in mesa tummy. Mesa eat them whole. Likes when they still kicks in tummy. Hahaha frog fu food! Hohoho!
GM Goblin King |
In the morning, Myra meets you near the back walls of the city by the cliff face.
My sources say the entrance is somewhere around this old mill. I'm told she's hired some thugs from the Splitstreet gang, so if you meet any of them, you're on the right track.
There is an ancient waterwheel, still spinning, but the mill is trashed.
I figure some perceptive goblins like yourselves can find it easily enough.
Velag Wordeater |
Velag sniffs the air, then sighs and looks to the ground. "Humantracks. Now just figure out which set goes where."
Perception: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
Survival (Find/ID tracks): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
GM Goblin King |
Velag notices that there are numerous tracks that seem to end at a point on the cliff face, but sees no entrance.
Joboo |
Having left his minions back at the apartment; Joboo could work with no distractions. He eyed the waterwheel with something resembling deep thought.
Ooh! Oi! Uh...whats wesa looking fors?