Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing! (Inactive)

Game Master Dave Young 992

Maybe Stix stay up with mounts while we get good stuffs? :P

Klepy wants all treasure, Stix wants none.... ;)

You've got your leftenants to watch the mounts. Stix should go with. They's stuff a-goin' on!

I'm just gonna chill with the mounts for now. Stix ain't very good in tight spaces.

"Youses keeps yer hands off F$@+o, she mine!...."

OK. The 3 of you go to the bottom, Velag scouts ahead a little, and he sees something.

Tark sees statues ahead... obviously they need smashing...

Darkvision 60'. Velag can see something. Maybe he'll say something!

MAP

In the meantime Stix is outside looking for smurfs.
Hehehehe, that's hilarious. Hehehe.

A horde of smurfs appear out of nowhere, killing the mounts, then attacking Stix. All your leftenants are dead, too.

Velag says, "It's statues. Stoopit rockies."

They stand up from prone. Gobbies within 60' can see them. They smile hungrily at Velag.

Init:
Velag
Bucko
Tark
Gargoyles

Map

The area is only roughly square, but they have just enough room to fly.

Ugh! I can't seem to get out of this goblin funk I'm in! I wanna post but I am flat dead on inspiration at the moment. Just can't seem to get into it. Bleh! Stix is still just hangin outside. I'll probably head into the whole when I get inspired.

Don't burn out just yet! You're on the verge of greatness.

Velag says, "Statues to killses! They the bestest!"

Drawing both swords, he steps forward and pokes at the one on the left saying, "Somebody Help Velag flank!"

Left-Hand: +1 Frosty Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26 for 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (2) = 5 {frost}
Right-Hand: +1 Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Velag hits easily, cutting the stony creature with one of his magic weapons.

Evil Eye hex on one of them or -2 to attack rolls.....

"Smashes themses!"

It worked on the one on Velag. TARK!

Shhhh... when you yell like that, you wake Tark up.

Tark charges forward... "Haaarrrruuuu!!!!"

Tark hits the gargoyle with a satisfying thud. Chunks of rock fly from it as it counterattacks. It misses with its claws, but bites and gores him for 7.

Velag isn't so lucky, and takes 10 damage from his hexed opponent.

Round 2:

Init:
Velag
Bucko
Tark
Gargoyles

Map

Velag winces as the thing hits him, "That not nice. Now me really hurt you.... nastyhead"

Having pronounced judgement against the stoopit thing, his wounds start to heal as he drives his swords into the nice rocky flesh...

Fast healing: 3 (current hp: 26/52)

Left-Hand: +1 Frosty Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23 for 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (4) = 9 {frost}
Right-Hand: +1 Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Bucko targets the baddie with the misfortune hex....

"Youses gonna has a bad day."

Tark continues the smackdown.

Tark's foe fairly explodes. Shattered stone flies everywhere!

The remaining gargoyle must be unnerved, since it misses on all but its gore attack, doing 5 damage to Velag. It's not backing down.

Velag cackles with glee, "The more you fight, the longer Velag can hurt you!"

Took 5 damage, healed 3 (due to Fast healing: 3) : Current hp: 24/52

Left-Hand: +1 Frosty Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26 for 1d4 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (2) = 5 {frost}
Right-Hand: +1 Shortsword 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Bucko cackles wildly to extend the gargoyles current misfortune!

Finish it, Tark!

Tark moves in for the kill and swings...

Splat. Or, crunch. It flies apart noisily.

Further down, you see a door that appears to be locked, somehow.

MAP

"Lookses big door."

Tark grabs his lock pick and begins bashing the door down with it.

Velag finds a place to hide while Tark knocks gently on the door.

Stealth: 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (6) + 25 = 31

There may be a goblin who can open the door.

Bucko casto detecto magico......

Nothing magical. Is Stix still around?

I'm still here. Just chillin outside the cave keepin watch. Waitin for something to happen

OK. Tark bashes the door down after a few minutes, and inside you find a great deal of treasure; gold and gems, mostly, but there's a lot of platinum, too. The markings on the door are destroyed, though you did note that it must have been placed there long after the building collapsed.

MAP

Placed on map.

There is literally enough to swim in.

You're 8th level now, too.

Me too? I understand if not.

Velag says, "We trades coinses with Lizard King for new toys? Anything else in there even snazzier?"

No. Just treasure you could swim in. You'll need your mounts and your flunkies to cart it all out. You could see if the LK would get you items for it. He's not a "magic shop," but he'd at least know what you can do to trade it for items if he can't get them.

"Bucko now knows talks to anyting is very good!"

nearly leveled, need to pick some new spells. black tentacles?

You don't pick new spells at 8th. You can at 9th. You'll need to get other spells in the usual ways. You get your 8th level patron spell, though.

Velag's done -- took keen edge as the new spell, gained another int point (and the skill points that come with it), and may I say: "Yay for iterative attacks" and also "Yay for second judgement!"

Also, as a side note: Witches (like Wizards) gain 2 new spells every time they level.

Also, as a side note: Witches (like Wizards) gain 2 new spells every time they level.

I don't know why I trust my memory on things like that. It never works out!

You never answered my question, should I too gain a level or no since I was not involved?

Yes, you level, too.

"Weses 8th wonderses ofs tha world!"

Who'da thunk it?