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Goblins 2: The Wreckin'-ing!
Game Master Dave Young 992

Most adventurers consider goblins to be nothing more than little pests. These goblins are different. They're big pests!


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(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Oh noes Klepies ckicken has avian sick flu!"

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Over the tortured squawks of the poor bird, you hear the sound of huge wings a-flapping, and a mighty, predatory roar.

>MAP<

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Do I hear my bird sqwacking?

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Everybody does! Where are you on the map?


It's a calculated gamble, but Tark is hoping his held action to charge will allow him to get to anything approaching Choco, before anything can cause it harm. Of course, Tark's thinking is largely limited to 2-dimensional thinking :)

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

I didn't really go to far. Klepy returns to see why Chocobo is screaming so much. "Shhhh quiet Chocobo. Klepy is sneak."

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

The flying rider appears over the trees once again, heading towards the unlucky bird.

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

INIT:

Klepy
Bucko
Tark
Dragon rider
Velag

Your animals go on your turns. The round starts as the Dragon rider approaches Chocobo at 60'. The bird sees the wyvern-mounted medium humanoid.

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Klepy fires a pot shot at the wyvern thingy. I guess I am too far to sneak it though.
Attack:1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 For:1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Chocobo will race towards Klepy seeking protection from its master.

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Moved. He's in the trees now with the rest of you.


"You knows... mebee we's should try talk'n to dis rider? Hims know da area if hims fly alot. Hims can help shows us where we's should go?"


"Velag. Yous' knows lots of words. What you thinks about us two ride'n out to go talk with thems?"

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Bucko talks to stoopid rider....Bucko bug rider!"

Casts miserable pity upom himself before stepping out in view of the rider......

@rider
"Thankses you you finds Bucko Bird for him!"

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Seeing the bird run away, a bolt fly past it, and a weird little goblin trying to enspell it, the rider goes forward, and casts a spell of its own.

Fireball. Save for yourselves and your pets. 27 damage, DC 16.

The trees are wet enough they won't burn much, but you?...

>MAP<

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Velag's out of the blast, but poor Bayleff.... Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11 ... goes down.

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

Reflex saves
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
dead dog

Staring intently through the flames Bucko outs this rider and mount inside an area of glitterdust!

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Since Velag acts after the rider...

Velag will, from hiding, Stabilize his noble steed while trying to figure out the best way to kill the stoopit on the flying lizard.

Velag's Creature Lore covers Arcana (Dragons and Magical Beasts), Dungeoneering (Aberrations), Nature (Monstrous Humanoids, Animals), Planes (Outsiders) and Religion (Undead)

Creature Lore on Mount 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13 - and -
Creature Lore for Rider: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25 - or- Creature Lore for Rider (local): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Mount is a wyvern. Poison sting, really nasty.

Roll perceptions (anyone else) to identify what the rider is. Bucko's in the open, so he sees it fine as it flies by. Velag will have to move to do the spell.

Bucko and Velag

Spoiler:
It's a lizardfolk wearing a cloak and a big sword.

It wheels around, readying another pass!

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

Hey what about my glitterdust!

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Next round. Klepy fired, Tark talked, Bucko cast MP. Velag can cast stabilize if he moves closer.

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

You hear the rider yell as he turns. You won't escape me this time, druid!

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

Well the glitterdust is going to be a nasty surprise! Druids don't do glitter-dust!

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Velag will rush out to within 40' (max range) to cast his spell, and then shout out, "We not druids! We hates druidses since Vorka tried eat us! Where see druid? We help kills!"

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

I'll FF a bit. The rider and mount make their saves, hear Velag's protestations, and halt their attack. They land some distance away.

If you are not the druid, who are you? Why are goblins in boggard lands, if they are not with the druid?

Tark, Klepy and mounts make saves.

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Giants takes gobbie village slaves an eatses them stoopid giants, then we kills stoopid giants an saved gobbies. They was go this direction we goes find out what giants does in gobbie landses!"

Bucko leaves out Boggards in his rant against giants!

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Velag notices Bucko's lack of boggard-killing talk, and adds, "Also, we just helpded the Lizard King a few days ago! Lookit, me even have Lizzie Herb Pouch from sweat-hut thingy!"

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Okay reflex saves
Klepy first:1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
Chocobo Second.1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Klepy shakes his fist at the lizard. "Yous stoopid pair-o boots! Efesti on you side!"


Tark will rumage around in his trophy bag and show off the heads of the giants they killed. "Next head me want put in here is Vorka's!"

Tark laughs at Klepy's remark. "Him so easily confused."

Tark gives a slight wave of his banner, "We's da Licktoad Riders of da Dark Moon"

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

Considers the charred remains of Raking dog....

"Maybe not so much riding now. Yous hungry I has Raking dog fresh cookeded."

(Male Orc!!!! Level 18 Orc King)

Reflex Saves:

Tark: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Fangz: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Goblins hunting giants? This is a strange thing.

I apologize for killing your beast. I mistook you for that she-devil who's been helping the boggards. She flies about, they say, spying for them, and killing any who try to stop her.

He rides forward and dismounts. I am called Lirik. My tribe sent me to find and kill her before she causes the death of more of my people. I know of the Lizard King, but my tribe lives far from here, and we rarely have much to do with him. If you are serious about your poor mount, mine is always hungry.

He turns to the wyvern. Isn't that right, Gixic?

The wyvern says nothing.

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Klepy points at the wyvern. "Where Klepy can gets one of does." Klepy points at Chocobo. "Dis bird can't fly. Fun and kewl lookin but can't fly."

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

The wyvern hisses and growls, flicking its tail as it stares menacingly at Klepy for pointing at it.

The lizardman snickers a little. Well, little one, I guess the first step would be to convince him you're not a snack.

He turns to Bucko. Can the creature truly not be revived? A mount is a terrible thing to lose out here. Nothing here but boggards, or worse...

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Bucko not checkses mount him maybe jus sinjeed rather than deads."

"I Bucko I witch. This Klepy him stickies with kookies. That Tark him likes tah bash tings flat. Him Velagses he likes to judge tings stupid an destroys them."

"I once rode giant bug, but nots mah ideases."

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

LOL!

Velag can try a stabilize and see. 13 hp., con 15, 27 damage. He had a round left...

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Zaaap... (It's an orison, I can do it all day...)

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

That's fine, since I FF'ed. Rakingdog is stable at -15. The wyvern misses a meal, for now.

Time for healies, I think. Everyone but Klepy took some damage. Did you heal up from the last fight? Don't make me go look.

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Maybe youses stays an camps wit gobbies, we very good camps sleeps in webses shelters for most o night. Youses has any injuries?"

Healing hex
2d8 + 5 ⇒ (7, 8) + 5 = 20 Bucko
2d8 + 5 ⇒ (4, 5) + 5 = 14 raking dog

everyone roll their own!

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Klepy begins to rumage through the lizards tings nonchalantly looking for shinys. Does he find any?

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Did not! I was outta the blast. Though I will beg Bucko to make with the healy-hex for poor Bayleff..

Also, as the Lizard talks, Velag gets a little skeptical, Might be bad-lizard who wants to trap us.. and activates his discern lies.

(Also -> Velag tries to get a read on the guy, especially as to whether he's actually surprised to find us and that we're not Vorka... Sense Motive -> 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30)

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

Healy hex Bayless...
2d8 + 5 ⇒ (3, 8) + 5 = 16

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Klepy wrote:
Klepy begins to rumage through the lizards tings nonchalantly looking for shinys. Does he find any?

Lirik has a backpack, right under his greatsword, and the wyvern has a saddlebag-type thing. Which would you like to search first?

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Velag Wordeater wrote:

Did not! I was outta the blast. Though I will beg Bucko to make with the healy-hex for poor Bayleff..

Also, as the Lizard talks, Velag gets a little skeptical, Might be bad-lizard who wants to trap us.. and activates his discern lies.

(Also -> Velag tries to get a read on the guy, especially as to whether he's actually surprised to find us and that we're not Vorka... Sense Motive -> d20+12)

He seems sincere. He really was surprised Bucko wasn't Vorka. Tough goblins are pretty rare around his neck o' the swamp.

He'll camp with you, if you can keep Klepy out of his stuff.

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Bad klepies! you askes before you borrow anytings. Klepy is curous about shiny tings, maybe we has time to tell tales an stories o some types. You uses sword an magicses? Bucko not unnerstand youses ways. Maybe we trades some tings later. I hases some tings, unless Klepy borrows them already. No worry we make sure you hases all yer tings afor yah leaveses!"

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

Lirik was cooking a dire boar when you showed up. He shares that and a bottle of strange wine with you.

His story is much like yours. Boggards galore swarming around. He's killed a buttload, but he's after Vorka, specifically. She's been spying on non-boggards and informing someone, making it hard to fight them.

He doesn't seem to know anything about the mogo, if you bother to mention it.

(Male Goblin Rogue(Knife Master and Scout) lvl 5 Assassin lvl 1)

Klepy would have rummaged around in Lirik's saddlebags. When Bucko stop him he whines. "Why yous stop Klepy? Klepy wants shinys. Normal tings just fine too but pefers shinys." Klepy wanders away from the party and finds a spot to be alone and pouts.

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

That's OK. We have to watch our kids, too.

You pass another threat-free night, and get directions.

The main breeding pools are huge, and surround a stronghold of sorts where there are boggard priest-kings and guards surrounding a tree-covered swamp. Captured creatures are thrown into the bog, along with a few boggards if the supply of victims runs short. Whatever's in there is voracious. Some lizardfolk thought it might be a huge dragon, but that doesn't explain the growing number of new boggards. It's 2 days away, mounted. You'd have to be sneaky to get in there without getting swarmed.

He'll answer any questions, if you have them.

(Male Goblin! Inquisitor: 7)

Velag whispers to Bucko, "Mebbe we ask Lizzie to zoom in and fire-bomb froggies while we kills their godthingy?"

(male Goblin Witch / 7)

"Fire bomb we needses tah kill frog-god!"

(Puppetmaster of unwitting goblins)

He's on a mission, so to speak, but if he gets Vorka before you get there, he'll help you.

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