GM Woran's Rise of the Runelords

Game Master Woran

Rats vary greatly, even within gender. Biggest/smallest rat in a group can easily differ 300 grams.
The difference between male/female is pretty big. Not only do males have HUGE balls (no kidding, those testicles are massive), they can easily weigh 500+. Their fur is generally coarser. Once they are out of puberty and the sex drive settles down, males are often a lot more cuddlier and attention seeking.
Females stay active throughout their entire life and will look for things to keep busy.

Ironically, the thing to have done would be to do half lethal and half non lethal to him , so that healing spells functionally double up the healing.

We have a healer and SHOULDN"T be in combat today right...?

the not safe for work thoughts going through justins head

Justins Ribbon Count today from the orphan swarm: 1d6 ⇒ 5

well he WAS sleeping. A bumper crop.

a dungeon full of the monsters you killed just kinda seems sureal, like school after closing hours or an empty circus tent.

I think its a nice touch. Usually its 'kill them all and leave them to rot'. Now you come back and your deeds are on gory display.

Well now I've got Jackson Browne's "Load Out" song stuck in my head, so thanks for that.

Eh, I've got this stuck in my head.

Eh, I've got this stuck in my head.

Not. before. thanksgiviing!

OOO books. There goes justins 15 second existential crisis

We all knew virgin sac4fice eas innevitable

I ment to write 'kiss' but I guess the typo of 'kill' is appropriate when discussing muderho... pathfinders.

We all knew virgin sac4fice eas innevitable

Good thing Dayo doesn't qualify!

Hey, who're you calling hobo? I rent a room and everything!

Plus, I'm more about punchin' than murderin'.

assaulthobo?

But I have a home, and a job. I'm more goon than hobo...

"Dulverts Blood and stone... I've only ever seen the back half. OOooO! Two heads worse than one, Etin Slave labor by Zyrthranx[]...the even chapters were all stuck together."

I've been meaning to ask, is this to imply that Justin's readings are usually from books that are, uh, I guess we'll call it a number higher than "second-hand"?

I've been meaning to ask, is this to imply that Justin's readings are usually from books that are, uh, I guess we'll call it a number higher than "second-hand"?

yeah, they're into tentacles. Same with his spellbook that's written on other things, and his lord flauntleroy outfit. Ratfolk are the original upcyclers.

What in the Nine Hells is going on with the website? It won't hold my login for more than a few minutes at a time. Not just me, is it?

I think the worst may be over already. Clear your cache, restart your browser, log in again... repeat a few times while praying aloud, and things should become stable again. *crosses fingers*

Every five minutes of inactivity.

I timed it =P

Yeah, still giving me trouble too. *shakes fist*

I have major trouble on my mobile phone, greatly reducing how often I can check/post.

That's how I check and make 90+% of my Forum posts.

Yeah. I cant access it at work, so I have to do it by phone. But if I cant, that seriously drops my posting rate.

I moved people around, since i'm the only one that apparently has a computer with a fixed location. Damned kids and your mobile devices...

Not sure if vitro wants to be closer for an acid cloud or further out for a clean bowshot once justin Flees.

Enlarge Person nets me a –2 attack and –1 damage, since I'm Dex-based, but it's the first time it's ever happened to Dayo so live and learn ^_^

Dex based with a sword at level 1? How's that happen?

Slashing Grace!

^_^

I forget thats a thing..

oh drat, we're level 2. I can't do the powerful change thing for the +4 enlarge person.

My forum access has been an utter mess again. I'm too tired now to think of words and I need to GM PFS tomorrow. I hope to have some time during the day tomorrow

One more larp and I'm done for this year

At least while enlarged my sword deals 2d6.

I was eventually thinking of enchanting it with Impact for the same effect.

To be absolutely certain the evil thing is the sin-spawn not Justin right?

To-may-to, to-mah-to... :P

actual footage

Dammit, it gets kind of conspicuous when I bust out laughing in my cubicle, BNW!

I was skeptical whether the 1d6 damage of a small-sized Nine-Ring Broadsword really was better than the large-sized 2d6, so I crunched the numbers and was surprised:

(Versus AC 14, which is the typical AC of a CR 2 opponent)

Large = 6.05 DPR
Medium = 6.0775 DPR
Small = 7.0125 DPR

Versus creatures with DR, though, it's better to be Large:

Large Range 5-15
Medium Range 5-12
Small Range 6-11

With every +1 to-hit my DPR increases by:

Large = +.55
Medium = +.4675
Small = +.4675

If I Smite Evil, my DPR becomes:

Large = 8.47 DPR
Medium = 8.36 DPR
Small = 9.405 DPR

So, moral of the story, the best buffs for me right now would be a combination of Reduce Person and Cat's Grace ^_^

Holy text of abadar

Yes, indeed! I use those for my CORE Cleric of Abadar.

He's a shriveled gnome who I role-play as the Grand Nagus ^_^

Without a D'Kora or Nandi-class warship to fly it'd just feel wrong...

Justin is good with underpoint

Now to send out the brochures...

Profession teacher: 1d20 + 1 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 1 + 1 + 3 = 15

I am very sure these students count as threatening.

Do we get any payment for eliminating the Sin Spawn? Dayo only started with 150gp and a bunch of his starting gear is no more =(

Assuming we get paid, Dayo would like to spend his time trying to build back up his paper collection. I was wondering if we could houserule some costs.

Stationary is 1gp for a 9"x6" sheet.
Paper is 4sp for a 9"x6" sheet.
Rice Paper is 5cp (unknown size)

Real world origami paper is typically 6"x6". Would you mind if three pieces of origami paper cost the same as two pieces of 9"x6" paper?

Furthermore, I was wondering if we could treat stationary as masterwork (+2 Craft), paper as regular (no modifier), and rice paper as improvised (–2 Craft). When it comes to folding Origami, I can't conceive of a tool, and so figured the quality of paper could fill that role.

Further furthermore, in Pathfinder, if you want ink that's any color other than black, it costs twice as much. Would you be fine assuming that the same is true for colored origami paper?

Ready formthe mayor whenever. We can always banter after ( or be bad and do it during...)

For ratfolk "till death do us part" seems like "yeah sure whatever"

I've always thought of elves as serial monogamists at most. Exhibit A, Calistria.

I've always thought of elves as serial monogamists at most. Exhibit A, Calistria.

serial being what..every 150 200 years? :)

Nah, 5-10 is enough for a serious fling :)