GM Ietsuna's Gameday VI - We Be Goblins (Inactive)

Game Master Ietsuna

Mogmurch's stone flies true and strikes Stomp on the flank, leaving a welt on the horse's skin.

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Stomp (-9)
Poog

Not wanting to get too close Chuffy launches a dart at the horse.

Dart: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15 Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

The dart strikes the horse and digs into its shoulder.

I am botting Reta.

Reta raises her short bow and launches an arrow at Stomp.

shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

The arrow slams in beside Chuffy's dart and wounds Stomp.

In retaliation Stomp approaches Reta and attacks with his 2 hooves

Hoof 1: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Hoof 2: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (13) - 2 = 11 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Neither hoof strikes. The wounds are throwing off his aim.

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Reta
Stomp (-9)
Poog

Waggling his fingers again Poog points at the bad bad horses and yells "BURN!!!"

Fire Bolt Range Touch Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Burny Burny: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Shouldn't stomp be at -13? or that is one tough DR having horse.

Yeah, forgot to update his hp. Bad Ietsuna. He is at -14

Thanks for the bot, Reta is back!

Reta snorts at Stomp, and lazily throws away her bow, before drawing the Gorge of Gluttons and slashing at the large horse.

"I goin' ta eat good tonight! Poog, ya can cook long-leg-stompies, right? I'll share with ya!"

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Horse bane Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 3 = 22
Bane damage: 1d4 + 1 + 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (5, 1) + 3 = 11

Another rock is slung at the horse
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Stomp falls before you collective might.

A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.

The gangplank is very steep and requires a DC 10 Climb check to ascend.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Seeing nothing out of the ordinary Poog causiously walks up the gang plank.
Climb take 10: 10 = 10

Reta gives a whoop as the horse goes down she quickly carves some meat from its flanks before rushing up to the gangplank she takes a look at it, and says "Hey, those vines look pretty dangerous." before gingerly walking over them and rushing up the rest of the plank and past Poog.

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Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26
Taking ten for the climb

Chuffy and Mogmurch rush up the gangplank also (taking 10). As the quartet reach the top a large wasps nest is launched into the air and smashes at the foot of the gangplank. A cloud of angry wasps bursts into the air, lucky none of you were down there.

The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.

There are two dogs here, each chained to a mast with a length of chain. As you set foot on the deck they begin to bark and growl at you. They look hungry.

Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.

If you want to go up I will need climb checks. Let me know if you are climbing the rear-most or central mast. The rear-most (stern) platform has some ropes hanging down and there is a line between the two platforms overhead

Reta, you go be doggie food he says.

Poog moves forward toewards the center mast prepared to channel the Negative Energy from Zarongel to blast the Dog if it comes close to him. Preparing to climb the center mast. Putting the Ring of Climb Real good on Poog heads up the mast.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Climb Second Attempt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Poog's energy blast takes the dog out. He however fails to climb the central mast.

He will get a bomb ready and hide, ready to throw it at whatever might come out of the door
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17

Chuffy runs up to survey the scene.

The red dog (Scabtongue) lunges at Poog. He is chained with a chain to to mast, but can reach Poog.

Round 1 - Bold may act

Chuffy
Scabtongue
Mogmurch
Poog
Licktooth
Reta

"Ahhh! Bad Dog!!!" Poog glares at the dog cussing at it further cussing at the dog. He swipes at it with his dogslicer
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Slashing Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

The alchemist will drink his extract of shield.

Did we win>?

No. I am not used to such a small game. Was waiting for more people to go... but there aren't more people. My fault. Taking some adjustment

Licktooth barks from his chained location, but cannot reach you.

Chuffy will advance and swing at Scabtongue.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 Extra damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Scabtopngue bites at Chuffy

Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

The dog snaps at air.

Round 2 - Bold may act

Chuffy
Scabtongue (1NL)
Mogmurch
Poog
Licktooth
Reta

Poog laughs at the dog. "Dumb stupid dog! You cannot get me."

Fire Bolt Range Touch Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14 
For dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Reta gets stuck as the dogs come into view; they are her most hated foe but the group has to be silent. After a second of indecision she watches as Poog, annoying stupid Poog!, goes up to them and channels energy into one of them.

With a snarl of annoyance at herself, and the release of her dog-hate, Reta Launches herself forward, off the deck, and tries to bring her dogslicer down on the dog in front of her! With a bit of foam at the mouth, she screams, "Zongrel-Dammit Poog! Who say you go before me!"

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Gorge of Gluttons, dog-sniff-hate: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 2 = 11
Slciey-dicey: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

he lobs a bomb at the dog
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 rta
1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Under the combined force of your blows the Scabtongue falls. Licktooth growls and pulls on his chain but cannot manage to make his way to you.

Round 2 - Bold may act

Chuffy
Scabtongue (Down)
Mogmurch
Poog
Licktooth
Reta

Reta, glad to release her murderous intent, rolls across the deck and up the ladder, getting in front of Licktooth and readying to attack the dog if it breaks it's chain and comes closer.

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The little goblin will get closer and tease the dog.

Poog Following in line with Reta comes up just behind her pointing his fingers at the bad dog. Screaming at it "Bad dog Bad! You will make fine meal from your burnt body."

FireBolt RTA: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
Burn!!: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Poog hits Licktooth with a firebolt. Driven by rage the dog strains against his chains.

Strength: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Chuffy throws a dart.

Dart: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Confirm?: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Round 3 - Bold may act

Chuffy
Scabtongue (Down)
Mogmurch
Poog
Licktooth (-3)
Reta

Reta smirks as the loathsome dog and it's obvious troubles with the chain. "Poor poo-poo-ca-ca! Can't get me can ya!" She sticks her hand with a small caterpillar in it out near the pup and then pulls it back before the dog can get her. She sticks out her tongue at the bound creature and, with a self satisfied laugh, her face turns dark as she steps up and tries to slam the gorge of gluttons on the dog's head. "But you're stinky so DIE!"

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Gorge of Gluttons, Dog-Sniff-Hate: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
As a dog lover, I have to say those dog tokens are too cute to be butchering like this. Sleep well pretty puppies.

Reta ends the sad life of Licktooth.

Where to now guys? You have a few options. There are the crows nests up above, the galley and the captain's quarters

Him not smell as bad as Reta, her is biggest poo poo ca ca ever in the world he laughs.

Taking a Ten on a Climb check for a total of 15

Poog makes his way up to the crows nest. "Are Fire workers up here?"

You rolled high enough to get up the central mast so we'll say you climbed that one

There is a rope connecting this crow's nest to the one on the other mast.

"Yay!! I found stuffs!" taking the grog in one hand Poog Sips. and heads back down to the ships deck.

"The Food hall?" Poog inches up to the door and listens.

Poog hears a faint bubbling coming from the other side of the galley door.

What stuffs you find? he asks

Bluff: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
"Nothings, Just fireworks for Big Big Chief! Poog Answers Mogmurch as he opens the door to the Galley.

Nofings for me? Me finks you be one stingy poo poo caca he retorts.

"I No Stingys! I Told yous I Found only Fireworks for Big Chief See." Poog holds up the Desna candles for Mogmurch to look but not touch.

This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.

You hear a growl and from the corner comes another dog.

Round 1 - Bold May Act

Poog
Chuffy
Reta
Cuddles
Mogmurch

See slide 3 for map

Reta, hacking apart the previous dog, turns to Mogmurch as he makes a comment about her. She wipes some of the blood from the gibblets she'd been snacking on, accidentally spraying some of the blood from her dogslicer across the deck. "What'ja say? Ya too quiet."

In the combat:

Reta having her fill of dog, catches a whiff of the insides of the room and gives a snarl. "More dogs!" With a spat she lauches herself into the room and comes up in front of the beast, hacking away at it like a mad goblin.

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Gorge of gluttons, dog-snif-hate: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 4 + 2 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Chuffy pushes past to stand with Reta and swings his dogslicer at Cuddles.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy misses.

Botting Poog

Poog swings his dogslicer.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Cuddles growls and launches at Reta

Bite: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

He snaps at air but misses Reta.

Round 1/2 - Bold May Act

Poog
Chuffy
Reta
Cuddles (-4)
Mogmurch

Reta gives a tight gruesome smile as the dog misses her by miles. She then ties to use an insult she once used a human using, "Can't touch me, ya incompoo-poo!", before swinging the magic sword around again.

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Gorge of Gluttons, Dog sniff hate: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 2 = 22
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Reta slays the dog. Cuddles is no more.

Looking around the room you see a pot bubbling away on the stove. A closer inspection shows a goblin heart and a goblin arm boiling away amid the potatoes, carrots and other root vegetables.

The burlap sack contains a goblin head and you recognize it by the distinctive markings upon it. It is Scribbleface. See writing words will always get you killed.

The only place you have not investigated is the Captain's Cabin. I will assume you wander your way over.

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

Youse poo-poo caca's go see what in chest for Mogmurch. No bees lazy or stingy poo-poo caca's

"Fines I goes and check but you Don't get anything since I gos." Poog goes up to the Chest and Checks it out.
Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
if nothing out out the ordinary He will attempt to open the chest.

As Poog advances toward the chest he spots Vorka sleeping on the bunk, with a large toad dozing on her chest. His footsteps seem to have roused Vorka to wakefulness.

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Mogmurch
Chuffy
Poog
Reta
Lord Longtung
Vorka

Vorka and Lord Longtung added to map.

"AHHHH Its Vorka!!!!!" Poog screams out when he is startled by the wakening of Vorka.

He Quickly Casts Burning Hands directed at Vorka and The giant Toad.
Fire Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4
DC 13 for half

Put a Cone on the Field to denote area.