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NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

”Whack whack whack!”

Club, Flank: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7
B: 1d4 ⇒ 2


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Reta swings and misses.

Round 6 - Bold may Act

Poog (-3)
Wellma (Red) (-4)
Chuffy
Reta
Mogmurch
Winnius (Blue) (Down)


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

Poog makes a short, gibberish victory exclamation as Winnius falls and slashes at Wellma with a rotten toothy grin.

Dogslicer: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (12) - 1 = 11, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2


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Poog's slice misses Welma. Seeing her husband fall in combat she decides to make a run for it, scattering her effects as she goes.

You all get an AoO as she goes.

Round 6 - Bold may Act

Poog (-3)
Wellma (Red) (-4)
Chuffy
Reta
Mogmurch
Winnius (Blue) (Down)


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Always running away!"

Club: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Yoo not gonna get to run, sticking yoo is Fun Fun Fun!

AoO/Flanking/weapon finesse: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 2 = 23

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

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Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

AAO: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6
Damage if hit: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

"Ohhhhno you don't, get back here!"

Attack vs AC: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7
Damage if hit: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2

But seeing they are winning Mogmurch get's a bit over enthusiastic and ends up missing


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Wellma continues her escape. She runs out of the farm yard and off into the swamp.

As you search through the wedding gifts, Wellma's dropped posessions and Winnius' body you find a halfling-sized corset and bridal veil, a black vest, a bow tie, a child’s doll, 18 cloth diapers, four jars of moonshine, a bottle of perfume (tastes like flowers), a sewing kit, six shiny white buttons, a fine kitchen knife (counts as a masterwork dagger), and two gold rings worth 25 gp each. There is also a little cake left, if you can wrest it away from the piglet.

Where to now?


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Oh. What this?" Reta says holding up one of the diapers. "Maybe little snack still around!"

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Where go now?"

Mogmurch starts walking towards the big house


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Chuffy puts on the black vest and the bow tie

"Ya lets see whut in da castle!"

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Someone take shiny knife?" Mogmurch asks as he takes the 2 shiny rings and puts them on


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Yoo ryte Mog, if Chuffy don't take shinee nyfe, bad joo joo break his sticker! Cant be left without my fun!" Chuffy will take the knife.


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

Reta puts the veil on. "Reta have hat!"


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You stand outside the farm house. You hear a woman calling to something in a gruff voice and the clicking of tiny claws on the floor.

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

" Tiny claws inside! Needs killing!"

Mogmurch looks around the house for a clear part of wall to look through

I assume there's a window somewhere?


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Mogmurch sees a small, grubby terrier trotting at the heels of a human woman.

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

" A small dog, it mussst dieee!!!!"

For dramatic effect I'd like to jump through the window..but I'm fine with just walking to a door and trying to see if it's locked and opening it and walking in


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Dog not as tasty as babies," Reta laments. "But will have to do!"


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

"No! Poog kill dog first!", yells the goblin as he runs up to the porch and tries to shove Mogmurch away from the window.


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Sorry, for some reason I didn't get the new posts.

Mogmurch leaps and is part way through the window when Poog gives him a shove and knocks him off course but Mogmurch is now inside.

There is an older woman, a little plump and showing signs for living well. She has a small dog at her heels. She shrieks as Mogmurch comes through the window. Mitzen, come. We have to get out of here.

Check map.

Initiative:

Lottie: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (7) + 0 = 7
Mitzen: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Chuffy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Poog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
Mogmurch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Reta: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy)

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Mogmurch takes out a gourd and hurls it at the vile dog!

To hit (flathfooted?) touch AC dog: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Fire damage if hit: 1d6 ⇒ 5 and on fire next round

+ 1 splash damage for the woman

"Burn doggy burn!"

before taking a step to the side and getting the table as cover between himself and the vile creatures he's fighting.


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The smell of burning flesh and chemicals fills the room as the small dog bursts into flames. A small fire also jumps onto the woman, and she is burned slightly before the flame extinguishes itself.

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-1)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy) (-5) (On Fire)


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Jus too bad yoo old as dirt, yoo can't run from Chuffy's hurt!"

Ds/Wf: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

"Poog kill dog!", the goblin screams as he leaps through the window and climbs up the table, waving his dogslicer maniacally.

Not sure, but I think climbing both through the window and up the table is a double move.

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Lottie swings at Poog with a frypan.

Frypan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

The pan swings over his head, safely missing.

Round 1 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-1)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy) (-5) (On Fire)


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Got yor hot dogs here...fresh smoking hot dogs!


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

Reta tries to climb through the window. "Save some dog for Reta!"

Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 5

Her legs pump with futility as she hangs from the window sill.

Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 7

"Is this supposed to be this hard?"

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Burn doggu! Burn!"


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Mitzen just burns and his knees wobble a bit. He falls to the ground and Lottie is beside herself.

Round 2 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-1)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy) (Down)


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"you may think yer future's foggy...wanna clue? Jus look at doggy!

DS/WF: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Seeing the dog go down in flames Mogmurch steps up and swings his club to distract the woman so Reta can get a good hit in

To hit AC 10: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (8) - 1 = 7

but he fails as he almost steps on the burning dog and has to jump back to avoid getting hit toes set on fire.


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

Poog leans forwards and sticks his tongue out at the halfling as he slashes at her.

Dogslicer, high ground: 1d20 ⇒ 19, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1
Crit confirm: 1d20 ⇒ 20, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

Super duper crit for a whopping... 1 damage and 1 NL! Gotta love being a level 0 goblin.

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Actually..it's even worse; A critical hit means that you roll your damage more than once, with all your usual bonuses, and add the rolls together...so the total is a whopping 1 damage (2d4-4). But yeah..got to love being a level 0 goblin


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Lottie hefts her frypan again, this time at Poog.

Frypan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

She misses, he is too fast.

Round 2/3 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-2)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy) (Down)


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NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Reta's coming for you old woman!"

Climb: 1d20 ⇒ 13

She tumbles through the window, somehow managing to land on her feet, and tries to club the old woman.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
B: 1d4 ⇒ 1
Confirm: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
B: 1d4 ⇒ 4


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Reta jumps through the window and attacks Lottie, dealing a heavy blow.

Round 3 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-7)
Reta
Mitzen (Doggy) (Down)


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Yoo don't look so very well, If Chuffy sticks yor health will fail!"
DS/WF/Flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Mogmurch tries once again to distract the woman as he steps over the dog

To hit AC Woman: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

..but almost trips over the dog as he steps on the animal

He kicks the dog a few times in frustration

"Down doggy! Stay down!"

I assume I can stand in the downed dogs square to provide flanking?


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

"Chuffy stupid, always misses; Poog is hero, kill the missus!"

Dogslicer + High ground: 1d20 ⇒ 13, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"I rezemble dat remark"


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Chuffy even trying?"


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Yeah, you can stand where doggy corpse is

Chuffy and Mogmurch miss with their swings, but Poog slices the woman.

She swings her frypan at Reta who hurt her the worst.

Frypan: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20 Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Round 3/4 - Bold may Act

Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy
Lottie (woman) (-9)
Reta (-7)
Mitzen (Doggy) (Down)


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Round and round and round I go, maybe it's da killing blow..."

DS/WF/Flanking: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Not nice! Only we can smack Reta with a pan!"

Mogmurch exclaims as he smacks his little club into the womans knee

to hit AC: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Damage: 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Woo Ooo Ooo," Reta reels. "Good hit, grandma..."

She swings her club in retaliation and then steps back to catch her breath.

Club, Flank: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 + 2 = 23
B: 1d4 ⇒ 2


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Lottie crumples into a heap before your great goblin might. Where to now? You can continue to explore or head back to the village with your loot


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

When they are all done exploring for more loot, Chuffy will take a crack at unlocking the boathouse.

assuming Chuffy's listed +7 disabled device would be with improvised tools-since he started without thieves tools-I am guessing now that he does have a set of tools, his MOD would be +9...adjust if I am mistaken

DC 20 DDV: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23


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Makes sense to me Voodoo.

Chuffy opens the door to the boathouse with a deft hand. Scattered around the boathouse are four hammers, three daggers, twelve sacks of millet, a bucket of flammable tar, and six barrels of terrible-quality corn whiskey (that doesn’t taste like corn at all).

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Mogmurch follows Chuffy around and after sampling the alcohol (not to mention the tar) and finding it taste flameable Mogmurch collects the liquid

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