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Maggie tries to escape the gooey tanglefoot mess. While she is held in place Poog blasts her and her mule with fire.

DC15 Reflex: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 - 2 = 12

Round 2 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1)
Maggie (-1, entangled)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

Reta clubs the woman while she is trying to escape.

"Reta crack you good. Licktoad eat your baby-horse and use your rolly-house for feast hall!"

Club: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 2 = 8
Club: 1d4 ⇒ 3


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

I believe Chuffy's failed trip normally provokes an AoO


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Maggie swings at Chuffy as Chuffy tries to trip her but misses

Dagger: 1d20 ⇒ 8

Reta tries to smack maggie but her club flies wide.

Maggie tries again to stab Chuffy with her dagger.

Dagger: 1d20 ⇒ 11

And misses again. Braya is still harnessed to the cart so she cannot wheel around to attack any of you.

Round 2 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1)
Maggie (-1, entangled)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Your toes unruly while yoo still kick, maybe they calm down after Chuffy stick!"

D.S. + weapon finesse: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Mogmurch moves around the woman and tries to hit her while she's distracted

To hit AC: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) - 1 + 2 = 8
Damage if hit: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1


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Chuffy's stick finds Maggie's thigh and he gives her a solid whack. Mogmurch has less luck however and misses with his swing.

Round 2/3 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1)
Maggie (-1, entangled)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Die! Die! Die!" Reta buffets the poor, entangled woman with her bug-stained beating stick.

Club: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 + 2 = 16
Club: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Maggie should be at -2 at last update?


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Yup, you are right. I am bad GM. Botting Poog for last round.

Poog steps up and swings his club at Maggie missing.

Club: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

GM Dice:

GM Dice: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Maggie swings at Mogmurch with her dagger but she misses also.

dagger: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5

Braya just sits in the harness unable to move as the cart is stuck in the mud.

Round 3 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1)
Maggie (-5, entangled)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"It may be luck, it may be fate, but we gonna put yoo back in dat crate!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3


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Maggie falls to the dogslicer of Chuffy.

Round 3 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1)
Maggie (down)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"We kill horsie now!"

Mogmurch picks up a rock and hurls it at the animal, moving to get a clear shot at his target

To hit AC mule: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
damage if hit: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1 for a min of 1 non lethal


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The rock strikes Braya on the flank leaving a bruise.

Round 3/4 - Bold may act

Reta
Braya (-1, 1 NL)
Maggie (down)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Nasty baby-horse! Pretending to be stuck in the mud so goblins fall for trick! Reta no fall for trick!" she shouts even as she charges theatrically the mired quadruped.

Club: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Club: 1d4 ⇒ 4


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Reta connects solidly with Braya's flank.

Braya in retaliation tries to hit Reta with her hooves

Hoof 1: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (3) - 3 = 0 Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Hoof 2: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (17) - 3 = 14 Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

the second hoof connects with Reta and does some minor damage to her shin.

Round 4 - Bold may act

Reta (-1)
Braya (-5, 1 NL)
Maggie (down)
Poog (still has round 3 action)
Mogmurch
Chuffy


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

Sorry for not posting, I've been feeling under the weather lately with school stress and illness. Hopefully things get better soon.

"Poog kill ugly horse! Ugly horse is like big dog, and Zarongel like killing big dogs!"

Trying to position myself where I can get the bonus from Goblin Bravery.

Dogslicer: 1d20 ⇒ 6, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Baby horse kick Reta in da shin, dis makes Chuffy wanna stick agin!"

Dpgslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0


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Poog moves to the opposite side of Braya, away from his companions. He swings his dogslicer but misses. Chuffy however does not miss withhis stick.

Round 4/5 - Bold may act

Reta (-1)
Braya (-5, 2 NL)
Maggie (down)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Mogmurch walks towards the mean horsie and wait with his club as he indicated with his head that someone should distract it from the otherside

I assume that with the 4 of us we should all be able to get a flank

To hit AC: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (6) - 1 + 2 = 7
Damage if hit: 1d3 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"This no baby-horse! This demon horse! Aarrgh!"

Club, Flank: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 + 2 = 20
Club: 1d4 ⇒ 1


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"If dis a demon horse, den yoo shulda tol Chuffy sooner...I'da jumpt on top and rode dis sucka intooz da Abyss!"


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Braya takes yet another shot from Reta as Mogmurch misses.

Round 4/5 - Bold may act

Reta (-1)
Braya (-6, 2 NL)
Maggie (down)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

Why Poog always missing? Zarongel help poog!"

Dogslicer + Flank: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1


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GM Dice:
Roll: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Braya kicks out at Chuffy.

Hoof 1: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (6) - 3 = 3 Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Hoof 2: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (4) - 3 = 1 Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Neither hoof strikes him

Round 5 - Bold may act

Reta (-1)
Braya (-6, 3 NL)
Maggie (down)
Poog
Mogmurch
Chuffy

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Bad horsie! Bad horsie!"

Mogmurch tries to distract the mule by hitting in on the ass hoping to distract it long enough for Reta to get a solid hit in

To hit for an assist on Reta vs AC 10: 1d20 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (13) - 1 + 2 = 14


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"Devil horse miss with a kick, kick...Chuffy gonna hit with a stick, stick...or maybe jus' one sssstick"

Sssstick: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
DMG: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

"Zarongel put Poog on test, Poog kill horse and then be blessed!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16, Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (4) - 2 = 2


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Braya falls before your combined assault.

You climb up onto the wagon, looking for interesting things. You find colorful scraps of cloth, empty bottles, a barrel of seawater, a small keg of grain alcohol, labels, two pots of glue, a well-used makeup kit, a small mirror, a stuffed raven, a makeshift alchemy lab, 7 torches, a potion of spider climb, and five more bottles of “Magical Maggie’s Miracle Medicine”

DC 15 Perception:
You find a hidden compartment beneath the wagon seat, which contains a potion of jump, a wand of cure light wounds, an elixir of fire breath, and a small silk bag containing eight baby teeth and a crudely drawn crayon picture of a blonde half-elf woman and a smaller half-elf girl, adorned with hearts.

In a small bag on the cart you also find a map of the local area with a large, red “X” drawn on one spot as well as a gilded envelope containing a sparkly piece of paper covered in words.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Per: 1d20 ⇒ 5

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Mogmurch spots something and runs towards the wagon seat and start digging through a hidden compartment underneath it

"Mine, all mine!"

I'll take the elixer of fire breath..I guess that Poog is the only one capable of using the wand?

Mogmurch sniffs the stick he just found and tosses it over his shoulder and he focusses on the bottles he just discovered.


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While words are normally to be destroyed, these sparkley words may bear showing to Chief Gutwad.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Chuffy will take 2 bottles of M & M & M & M. and the stuffed raven.

I like dis black burd! I call him Jorj!"


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Reta want bird!" Reta stomps a pouts at Chuffy.

"Huh? What Mogmurch find? Anything good to eat?"


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Impressed by Reta's tantrum, Chuffy hands over Jorj.

"I likes dat crazy dance Reta...heez yoo prize!"

"Chuffy want dis looky looky soz heez can seez bootiful uglee Chuffy all day! Chuffy grabs the mirror and kisses the striking young man in the reflection.

Chuffy has a bottle of pimple squeezings that count as a flask of oil...does he think he can grab an empty bottle and start on another?


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

Poog snatches the wand from Mogmurch's hands, inspecting it closely before finally realizing how wands work. He smiles wide and starts gnawing on the stick.


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

Reta snatches the offered stuffed crow. "Mine! Ha ha ha ha!" She tries to balance it on her head, and then she tries to affix it to her club. "Hmm. Slippery bird. Keeps trying to get away."

Later...

"Hey! Why those letters shiny? They cursed! We cursed!" Reta panics. "Maybe Gutwad know how to get rid of curse!"

Grand Lodge

Mogmurch - Male goblin 1 hp 7/7 AC 14, touch 13, ff13 Fort +1, Ref +2, Will + 1Init +2; Perception +3

"Let's go find out!"

Mogmurch skips back to the chief


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Sure, squeeze pimples into an empty flask.

When you get back to the village older goblins crowd around to inspect your new
toads, gawk at the stuff you found, and shout half-formed questions. You are about to show off your toads and shiney new toys when whelp-wrangler Loptop pushes to the front of the crowd.

Pssht! You?! Didn’t think you would be first back from the bog. Didn’t think you’d be back at all! Brinestump be dangerous today! Slorb saw a stranger on the road this morning, a pointy elfy one with a sparkly hat and a bright wagon and a funny horse. Get you stabby stuff—we’re off to find her and give her a good Licktoad welcome!

When you mention that you already have dealt with the elf woman Loptop looks disappointed for a second, then sends a couple of goblins out to start to break down the wagon and bring it back to the village.

While the village makes preparations to raid you may take some time to rest, find better things for stabbing and chopping, and go and see Nasty Grammel if you would like some healing.

By midafternoon the whole place is abuzz with excitement and talk about a meeting that Chief Gutwad has called at him moothouse. The moot house is stacked high with jars of strange, fuzzy creatures preserved in pickle brine, and the skinned hides of anything else too large for even the mightiest jar.

King Gutwad raises a hand, in this case a severed human one, for silence. Since Chief Gutwad is so great his voice will drive goblins mad or make their heads explode, Slorb, his advisor, will speak instead.

Our new goblin heroes have returned with horrible, horrible news: A stranger has brought horrible, horrible words into our swamp. Extra-horrible words! Because these words sparkle. Maybe they be magic words. Maybe even worse magic than regular words. The stranger also had a map, and Chief Gutwad knows from looking at the map that this is clearly where the longshanks MAKE their terrible sparkly words! They be planning something bad. But we be goblins! We be the baddest thing! Licktoads will march on longshanks word-makers and smash everything! Light the fire! Sharpen blade! We be goblins! We make raid!

Suitably stirred into action goblins fly left and right, grabbing weapons, armour and mounts and rushing out the gates toward the target.


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Three miles south-east of Brinestump swamp lies Paddlefoot Farm. There lives a family of halflings who farm pigs and charge illegal tolls to traffic travelling up and down the Soggy River. It is there that the map leads and there that the raid is headed.
The light forest and overgrown field give way to a rundown little farm bustling with activity. Colorful paper and cloth hang from the barn and house, and tables loaded with food and drink are scattered around the yard. In the center of it all stands a cake that rises nearly two goblins tall and drips with icing and custard. A few slices have already been removed, revealing an interior that looks moist and delicious.

The farm is run-down and looks particularly “tinder like”. The Paddlefoots clearly would rather hoard their money than spend it on upkeep. The doors to the farmhouse and barn stand open to allow the guests to wander in and out. The boathouse door however is closed.

Map is updated for this section. Areas of interest are Barn, Animal Pens, Farm Yard, Farm House, Out House and Boat Shed.


NG F goblin druid 1 | HP 15/15 | AC 16 TAC 13 | F +3 R +3 W +5 | Perc +4 (darkvision) | 25 ft | SP 2/3 | 1st 2/2 | Active Conditions: ---

"Reta smell something. Reta sneak to tiny house."

Reta tries to sneak around the back of the farm house to the out house.

Stealth, ACP: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21


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As Reta approaches the outhouse there is a faint odor in the air. No sound comes from the interior of the outhouse, and opening the door Reta sees a small bench with a hole cut into it.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

"I gon sneak up on dem pigs...yoo digz?"

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32


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Chuffy approaches the animal pens. These outdoor animal pens house a total of seven fat goats and an enormous sow nursing her young piglets. Most of the animals panic at the sight of a group of goblins, but one particularly fat piglet seems transfixed as it gazes at the cake across the way. The gates to their pens look like they could be easily unlatched though.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Chuffy prolly about to start some trouble, so he thinks it best to lick his toad!


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Chuffy licks the toad and looks inside the pen. He sees the pigs wearing top hats and dancing while the goats are playing various musical instruments.


Male Goblin Adept 1 (HP: 5/5) (AC:14 FF:12 T:13) (Fort: +0 Ref: +2 Will: +3) (Init: +6) (Perc: +1)

"Look at cake... it so delicious and moist..."

Poog gapes at the cake for a minute before realizing he was sent here for a reason. Or not? Poog doesn't actually remember, or care. In any case, he walks over to the farm house, where the mean halflings might be keeping a dog.


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Poog hears noises coming from inside. There is the sounds of a gruff female voice and you can also hear what might be claws on the floor as a small animal of some kind runs about.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

is a pig "a creature that is ill suited as a mount"? Chuffy is willing to brave the -5 riding penalty for going bareback, but if he thinks a pig is ill suited, he don't think he will brave a -10


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The sow could possibly be ridden, the piglets are as yet too small to bear your weight.


Male Goblin Expert 1 (HP:7/7) (AC:15 Touch:14 FF:12) (FORT:+1 REF:+3 WILL:+2)(INIT:+3) (PER:+0)

Chuffy unlatches the gate to the pig pen. He tries to sneak up on the sow nursing her piglets and mounts her for a good ole ride!

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35

ride: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

sorry, -5 on the ride for the aforementioned bareback

RIDE

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